Blue Ivy = Eulb Yvi = Lucifer's Daughter
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When Beyonce's gold-plated House of Dereoyster slipped out the second coming on a bed of blessed weaves Saturday night, I just knew it was only a matter of time before the Illuminati theories started dropping on the Internet and the Internet hasn't let me down. Beyonce and Jay-Z's daughter's name Blue Ivy (which still sounds like the name of a European porn star or a Los Angeles-area new American bistro with a C rating on its door) probably represents their weird obsession with the number 4. Ivy after IV and Blue after Jay-Z's The Blueprint Project, which he's done 3 of, so Blue Ivy would be his fourth. Yeah, the way they hump on the number 4 is weird, but they're beyond rich and sometimes that kind of money turns a ho into a bona fide crazy.
But the best theory as to why Beyonce and Jay-Z named the golden child Blue Ivy came from Twitter, of course. On Sunday morning, the topic #illuminatisveryoungest started trending after some disciples of fuckery claimed that Eulb Yvi (Blue Ivy backwards) is the name of Lucifer's daughter. Gather brings us this gift wrapped in a ribbon of HAHAHAHAHAs:
It seems that people believe the name "Ivy" stands for "Illuminati's Very Youngest." Why people think this, it's not clear. Maybe because daddy Jay-Z is rumored to be a part of the Illuminati. It's highly unlikely, however, that the ultra-secretive group would allow a newborn to join their ranks. Especially since the Illuminati is said to be a men's only club.A Twitter user said the following : Rai Mitha (@Rai968): IVY =Illuminati's Very Youngest. Eulb Yvi (her name backwards) is Lucifer's daughter's name in Latin
So basically, if you take Blue Ivy and turn it backwards you get Eulb Yvi, which just so happens to be Lucifer's daughter's name in Latin. Now, that's a weird combination. So, Beyoncé's daughter is not only the Illuminati's Very Youngest, she's also the daughter of Satan? Does that make Jay-Z the devil incarnated?
Eulb Yvi?! That sounds like the name of the illness I'm currently suffering from that's making my b-hole hack up phlegm. I would say that some bitches need less Twitter in their lives, but I don't mean that, because we need more hot-blooded puddles of mess like this. So they're basically trying to say that Beyonce's Baby is the new Rosemary's Baby. I swear, Beyonce is so damn shameless. She's stealing from move plots now! But I still need to see the scene where Beyonce's wig spooks right off of her head when she stares into her House of Dereon stroller and sees a demon child (who has a face like this).
But seriously, after doing some research, I found out that in Latin the name Eulb Yvi actually means JACKSHIT NOTHING! It means nothing. Besides, the real name of Lucifer's daughter is Sirk Rennej.
And while doing research, I also learned that the latin phrase K Leahcim means dim slore in English.
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WAIT A SEC! Hold the phone and shut the front door! Am I correct? Satan's daughter's name is actually Sirk Rennej? You people have been fooled. If you take the letters and reverse them you get Kris Jenner!!!! Hello? You have been searching for Satan in all the wrong places. It's the GDamn Kardashians!!!! MFers! LMFAO
WAIT A SEC! Hold the phone and shut the front door! Am I correct? Satan's daughter's name is actually Sirk Rennej? You people have been fooled. If you take the letters and reverse them you get Kris Jenner!!!! Hello? You have been searching for Satan in all the wrong place. It's the GDamn Kardashians!!!! MFers! LMFAO
lololol Oh how I love MK!!!!!
@jussayin... you may want to look up the word allude in your online dictionary genius.
"and alludes that Bey had a miscarriage"??? uh.. what is this.. what's happening?
lolol you're part of the BBBB crew that says Blue isn't Beyonce's "biographical" daughter and that she had a "sea-section", aren't you? Aren't you!??
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Beyonce obviously Jessica Simpson-ized 1 of her pics by running it thru the FatBooth app, then she Photoshopped it over the background of a Vancouver department store and leaked it herself! *CLOWNED!*
I guess the name could be worse. Not sure how. I thought "moon unit" was the worst name ever.
Really don't care that much.
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 11:47am.
3) I initially thought that Blue Ivy was a shout out to Yale, turns out those jerks named their baby after their albums.
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She might look like a bulldog if she's really Jay's kid. Hopefully she got a good mix of the genes. But as you said, she'll have the best plastic surgery money can afford...
Blue Ivy sounds like something you would put on your feet to help stop a fungus.
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Fuck KLeahcim, this post had me crying with laughter!! And the music? Perfection! Had me remembering the HOT ASS that was John Cassavetes! (pant-pant-pant) and Ruth Gordon's "chocolate Mouse" HAHAHA!
As for these two holy parents of the *illuminata* all I hear on the radio is that Hollywood's MOST TALENTED baby was BORN'DED yesterday! CUFF!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
It's an idiotic name, no more no less. People have too much time on their hands.
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Latin doesn't have Ys and Us appears as Vs. Not that I would expect the half braindead folk that believes in the Illuminati to know this.
poor child
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So the baby was just born this past weekend and a song featuring Blue Ivy is already out??? Very Very Strange????
"You mean Adrian? Adrian is the name given to the baby. Rosemary has been tipped off that her neighbor's name (Roman Castavet) was an anagram and she figured out her neighbor was the son of a devil worshipper named Adrian Marcato who had famously lived in the building decades before. If you rearrange Roman Castavet she knew he was Steven Marcato."
Yeah, I guess it was Adrian. I knew it started with an 'A'. Thanks for the explanation!
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Submitted by chippychazoo on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 1:36pm.
I'm sure MK is a closet tin foil hat wearer because in that picture, Beyonce is doing a pyramid hand signal.
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For the love of all the fucking things in the world... That "hand signal" is something Jay-Z is known for doing. She's doing it to be cute, because it's her husband's "thing".
*Beats head against the wall*
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
This shit is getting ridiculous. The dumbest motherfuckers alive decided a rapper getting a triangle tatttoo = Illuminati. THINK about that.
Then, thanks to MediaTakeOut.com, all the other stupid motherfuckers decided it's true.
If any of these dumbasses knew ANYTHING about the Illuminati they would know that not only would Jay-Z not be a member, but someone parading around with a tattoo that is shown off to the world would probably get killed.
Sorry for the rant, but ignorance has really been getting on my nerves hard-core lately. I blame post Holiday stress.
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
<"Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 1:26pm.
No way?! I never knew that either. I loved that movie. Poor Rosemary :-/ One thing I've always wondered about that movie: *SPOILER* What was the significance of the name Aaron?">
You mean Adrian? Adrian is the name given to the baby. Rosemary has been tipped off that her neighbor's name (Roman Castavet) was an anagram and she figured out her neighbor was the son of a devil worshipper named Adrian Marcato who had famously lived in the building decades before. If you rearrange Roman Castavet she knew he was Steven Marcato.
I considered the name Ivy for my daughter years ago and now with all this I'm glad I didn't name her that. I watched an evangelical video claiming Beyonce is in with the devil. They showed all kinds of stuff from her videos and cd pictures. I didn't want to believe it but it does make me wonder. She really never did look pregnant and kept hidden away and then renting out a hospital. Things don't add up right!
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Jay is already pimping the baby in a song today and alludes that Bey had a miscarriage....
I'm sure MK is a closet tin foil hat wearer because in that picture, Beyonce is doing a pyramid hand signal.
Also if the whole illuminati thing is true, it's theorised that only a select few are actually what could be termed 'illuminati',they don't call them selves that and don't carry illuminati club cards. People like J Z would be much lower down in the pecking order,probably unaware of who he serves and maybe a member of the masons or some such group.
( i see Feral already mentioned the hand signal as i posted!)
Submitted by Feral on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 11:05am.
Is she making some Illuminati hand signal in that photo?
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It's supposed to be the "Dynasty" sign that Jay-Z uses. But yeah, that's an illuminati and/or Satanist hand gesture, depending on who you listen to.
The whole thing about the name meaning Lucifer's daughter is pretty disturbing. But not as creepy as when they dissect Lady Gaga's videos for Satanist/illuminati imagery on Youtube. If you haven't seen one, it's worth the 5 minutes. I never liked Gaga that much to begin with, but I won't listen to her shit now after seeing those vids.
If you're looking for more weird shit on Youtube, the backwards version of Lady Gaga, Beyonce, & Rihanna songs are all scary as hell.
*damn double post*
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
"Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:07pm.
Rosemary's Baby's theme is "la-la-la'd" by Mia Farrow?! Well you learn something new every day here!
(followed his link to YouTube)"
No way?! I never knew that either. I loved that movie. Poor Rosemary :-/ One thing I've always wondered about that movie: *SPOILER* What was the significance of the name Aaron?
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:35am.
Lucifer doesn't have a daughter. Stupid assholes.
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Blue Ivy sounds like some kind of athlete's foot. Wouldn't Green Ivy been better? Green for all the moola.
Lucifer has a daughter?! Since when? It sounds more like "name of future spoiled famewhore backwards"... which is sort of the same thing.
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The sense of entitlement is disgusting. Having security guards deny other parents who have babies in NICU from being able to see their children? Bitch you are not the first woman to have a child. Give me a damn break. :Pops Midol and stuffs face with chocolate:
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Rosemary's Baby's theme is "la-la-la'd" by Mia Farrow?! Well you learn something new every day here!
(followed his link to YouTube)
To me "Blue Ivy" sounds like the name of a retirement home, or a 55+ condo building!
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 11:47am.
where did you find a pic of her with a spread nose?
I think nunya-bizness is referring to the "picture" of "Beyonce" in Vancouver. Most of us agreed it was not B. That woman was no way near as pretty as B.
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where the fuck does MK come up with this shit..that theme song...I CANT!!!
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 11:56am.
Just looked up "hova" on Urban Dictionary.
Jesus Christ. Well at least he's, uh, confident.
I wish nothing but a sloppy death for these two.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I posted it once but it bares repeating: I wonder how high the magazine bidding wars have reached for the first pictures of Blue Ivy? (I can't with that name)
A few years ago I saw the cover of and urban magazine that showed a picture of Jay-Z's first child (a boy) that he had with some model. (The mother mysteriously died) The kid was definantly HOVA's and he actually looked cute. Mind you the boy was very young in the picture so I'm cursious as to what he looks like now.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 11:26am.
really Chris? okay, I stand corrected....but we knew Chestica was pregnant a long time before she announced it.
I googled Bouncy out of curiosity, and she announced her pillow at the VMAs. After your post I googled Chestica. I've never given birth, but common sense would tell me that this bitch had about 3 months worth of Fiberfil in her pants when she made her announcement and Jessica looked about 4-5 months preggo when she posted that mummy pic.
Beowulf (somebody called her that on Crazy Days and Nights...god I lol'd) should have Katie Holmes'd her pillow next month.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
"Her nose spread like a mother*&^%, Beyonce was indeed preggers."
Her nose spread out but her stomach didn't? I had no idea you can carry the baby in your head.
"The ocean is your emotion"-Gary Busey
1)Her nose spread like a mother*&^%, Beyonce was indeed preggers.
2)That baby will have the best plastic surgery that money can afford, so I feel no pity for Blue Ivy.
3) I initially thought that Blue Ivy was a shout out to Yale, turns out those jerks named their baby after their albums.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Topanga DAMN!! And lmao at all the "hoist" stories. When I was 9 months, I had to enter the car ass first then do my best to pivot lol. There's no way to bend like that without your huge belly pushing your legs out of the way.
I would think with how high maintenance she is, Beyonce would have had her Security LIFT her into the SUV! :)
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I vote for the name Jiffy Pop cause that bebeh incubated for like all of 5 minutes.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 11:11am.
snowy ikr?? Mariah was pregnant FOR.E.VAH. and this seemed like Minute Baby.
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They should have named this kid "Uncle Ben"
"The ocean is your emotion"-Gary Busey
I was a "skinny" kind of pregnant, like Beyonce tried to be, but when I saw her hop up into that SUV that was the icing on the cake... like another user said, at that point I was grabbing onto the "oh sh*t bar" and hoisting myself up. I was about as nimble as one could be at that point and there's no way I could have hppped up into the seat like that. Fake pregnancy, I have no doubt after that vid.
really Chris? okay, I stand corrected....but we knew Chestica was pregnant a long time before she announced it.
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Each night before you go to bed my baby
Whisper a little prayer for me my baby
And tell all the stars above
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I think it was Hillary Duff who announced at the same time as Beyonce.
Haha Topanga!
When I was 9 months preggo I needed a backhoe to get into a car.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Topanga...ita.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I wouldn't even doubt for a second that one of the meanings of Ivy is lluminati's Very Youngest, but not for the same reason as the iluminitics.
Jay Z and his douche friends think that they are part of the iluminati or something, so obviously their golden child would be the youngest and therefore last member.
Anyway I could care less about their spawn or it's name. They think that they are so grossly above everyone else in the world that they have to have everything so over exaggerated it's sick.
You cannot jump into an SUV like that when you are 9+months pregnant. You've got to use the "oh shit" handles to heave ho yourself into the fucking car.