The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 9th!
Pimp Mama Kris: "Get it some implants, wax the stache, call it Kholleen and put it on the show with the others" - OurMissC
Runners-up:
It had a heart beat, some hair, and a protuberance that could be sucked on. It was optimistic, but never once imagined it would end up marrying Sienna Miller. - jazzfish_77
Steve Jobs's replacement isn't fairing too well after he released the prototype for Apple's newest gadget, the ibellybutton. It collects its own dust and it can talk. Cum collector sold separately. - jackie
Even Mark Wahlberg couldn't top that at the family reunion - Jintess
Note: The full picture is after the jump just in case your boss frowns upon pictures of titties with peen tip nipples and coochie beards. Jump!
via Art by Jakob Eklund (Thanks Anemone!)
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Rattling excellent visual appeal on this site, I'd value it 10. erectile dysfunction treatment Some genuinely excellent information, Sword lily I detected this.
I'm still not sold on the idea of a sequel to Eraserhead.
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
Most excellent captions, winners.
Well Done Funny Hookers!!!!!!!!
Congrats winners! That thing was so disgusting I couldn't even try.
good job you guys!
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
This is the worst use of computer graphics I’ve even seen. Why waste your time making such a goofy tacky image?
Niiice line-up! Big fat bulging congrats to OurMissC, jazzy, jackie and Jintess! ♥
OurMissC LMAOOOOO!!! JAZZY♥♥♥♥ congrats to jackie and Jintess too
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 8:48am.
Dear MK, thanks! It is always a pleasure to get your phone call in the morning letting me know I have placed on a CT contest. I always enjoy the celebratory lunches the winners get to have with you.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Congrats, OurMissC, Jazzy, Jackie and Jintess!
Sucky, come here you silly boy, let's SNUGGLE!
Jazzy!!! Purrrrrrrr
Dear MK, thanks! It is always a pleasure to get your phone call in the morning letting me know I have placed on a CT contest. I always enjoy the celebratory lunches the winners get to have with you.
Congrats to the winners OurMissC, jackie and Jintess! Funny Captions!!
Yay Slores!!!!!!!!!!!
Sucky,
I'll bring the mountain dew.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
cuntgratz guyz wow look at how smart you are and MK likes it I bet he e-mails you and calls you on the phone and you watch Housewives with him and shit no it doesn't bother me, I'm not jealous at all you know? More futon room for me when I'm watching TV anyway no I don't think it would be nice to have someone to watch TV with when its cold outside and need a little warmth no I don't think that whatever I gotta go you just believe what you wanna believe
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Congrats jazzy, jackie and jintess! Awesome captions! Thanks MK!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Eraserhead II: The Sequel
Plot: Baby, now an adult and starved for affection, leaves his abusive home and seeks the love he never got from his distant father by having sexual encounters with faceless men.
Eh, got a little crazy with that penis pump again, didn't ya' Mr Mayer!
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
You know you've been good and fucked when your belly button has a rectal prolapse.
How do they get it like that? it looks painful and ugly
I said suck me, not blow me!! #howmagetbackin
Introducing the newest Duggar, baby #21, little Clittoria Nippletta Duggar.
For all you people who are asking WTH....A cast member from the new reality show 'The Things conjoined twins grow"...shows the camera his artificial honeyhole with a wig around it.
A fapper's paradise - one hand pinches the nipple, while the other cranks the shank.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
Nancy Grace's petal pastie tells its side of the story.
"Uh, Mr Travolta? We know you wanted that procedure but you're supposed to change it into a Vagina..."
I think we can work with Chazz's budget for a new peen.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Button.
Unfortunately, Chaz didn't approve an image of the "Marc Anthony" special when he ordered it.
LMAO @ Fleawatch and OurMissC!!
Don't ask David O. Russell to touch it - he will!
I think this is the new Furby®
Get this turtle's shell back on - STAT.
David Lynch has an "outie"
Even Mark Wahlberg couldn't top that at the family reunion
Those Kardashians are really starting to grow on me.
Submitted by mbar on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 5:27pm.
"Thank God that thing isn't real because I just clicked on that Art by Jakob Eklund link and it shows that he makes weird body part blob things, and that guy in the pic is modeling with them."
Party pooper.
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I'm not here to make things better, only to observe and pass judgment.
Odd that a malformed dick would remind me of Chaz Bono and his chin strap...
Charlie Day and Danny DeVito relax on the set of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia".
Another one of Lindsay Lohan's satisfied customers
I'll take *Images one should not masturbate to* for a thousand please, Alex.
The real reason Chaz Bono and Jennifer Elia broke up: the first and last time he let her fist him...
You look familiar....didn't I see you on Is Anyone Up?
Thank God that thing isn't real because I just clicked on that Art by Jakob Eklund link and it shows that he makes weird body part blob things, and that guy in the pic is modeling with them.
Blue Ivy got all of the best features of Beyoncé and Jay-Z, and none of the bad ones.
And on the next episode of "My Strange Dick"...
Turdicken: a chicken, stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey, stuffed inside a peen.......
The external beer belly is a big hit in Germany..
Matthew Broderick may now be regretting keeping SJP's mole.......
Steve jobs's replacement isn't fairing too well after he released the prototype for apple's newest gadget, the ibellybutton. It collects its own dust and it can talk. Cum collector sold separately.