Afternoon Crumbs
Shakira's wearing the sparkliest blood clot I've ever seen - Hollywood Tuna
Justin Timberlake's got a new beard - Lainey Gossip
In Russell Brand's defense, usually the dirt grease around his fingers causes his wedding ring to slip off by itself anyway- The Superficial
That sad moment when you find yourself jealous of an unborn baby who will get to sit next to ASkars at the Christmas dinner table - Celebitchy
Please tell me Madge has a needlepoint pillow with a pug on it in her sitting room - Towleroad
Today's episode of STUNT QUEEN Nipple Slips starring AnnaLynne McCord - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Thankfully, Marie Claire used the de-Snooki tool on Xtina - Popoholic
Today is your lucky day if you're in the market for a mixture of pool water, jizz from a pool boy and the ass juices of Scientology's reigning princess - ICYDK
Zoe Kravitz is still with that Muppet from Gossip Girl - Just Jared
Drew Barrymore sort of looks like she's got cotton mouth on InStyle - Popsugar
Sometime in the near future, Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah go on a mother/daughter bonding walk together - Hollywood Rag
More shit, this time with lesbians! - Cityrag
It's nice knowing that I'm not the only one who throws out a "bless you" at my dog when he sneezes - Four Four
Knocked Up: Molly Sims is! - I'm Not Obsessed
Where The Wild Skanks Are - Crunk + Disorderly
Emma Stone wishes - Videogum
When the food plays with you - The Daily What
Lindsay Lohan's teeth in that first picture remind me that I need to go and floss my ass crack - The Berry
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Shakira looks beautiful here, but I love red and hate the oh so popular eternal pastel colours the other ho's slide around in.
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For your health.
BloHan just got nailed with a $94,000 tax lien! LOL!
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I remember when Blohan was doing this shoot. It was before Hef gave her the million and she got her teefs capped.
Fassbender is too old for Zoe Kravitz. I understand the downgrade.
Thanks for Askars fix
What specimens, father son both
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Justin Timberlame has become more of a unfortunate joke than N'Sync. You are not an actor, not a fashion designer or a business man. You are a shit dancer and you can sing and make your hair look funny.
That four four vid should be called "Shit cats DON'T say to gay guys" The sneezing cat is the real STAR. He just stares disbelieving! pfffft LOL!
Shakira-love, please give CHARO her dress back! It don't become you!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 7:10pm.
LOL!!! Mags, you are the best. Let's build a spaceship and find our own planet. I mean it.
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As long as it has wi-fi and Drew Barrymore's spaceship is banned, I'm there.
Shakira? looks difff Rent. I thought it/she was a Picasso-esque ScarJo. huh
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Enough of these shit ... says videos. They aren't funny or interesting. The only one that was remotely funny is "shit white girls say to black girls"
Annalynne is so fucking obnoxious it is unbelievable, I have never been on a set with somebody so rude and immature. She was loud, she was distracting and she was complaining constantly.
It looks like Katherine Heigl merged with Tori Spelling and then someone slapped on a Jessica Rabbit outfit on her. She's just missing the gloves.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 6:20pm.
Did Drew Barrymore get hit with a cast iron skillet right before that photo was taken? I think Ann-Margret looked better than that after she fell off the stage.
I won't mince words: I hate this gremlin-faced fake hippie prostitution whore. She's a terrible actress and her appeal is one of the great mysteries of the universe. UGLY UGLY UGLY, a million boyfriends. Just marry *SOMEBODY* already, we don't care who, we can't keep up. Bleah.
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LOL!!! Mags, you are the best. Let's build a spaceship and find our own planet. I mean it.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
I dunno, something about Shakira.
Normally, with celebrities I find hot, I want to give them the triple X throwdown.
Shakira? I want to make sweet, gentle, cooing love with that woman. Plus eat her ass like a big muffin.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Shakira doesn't look as pretty here. Must be the haircut and maybe camera angle.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
The lion video just makes me sad.
Did Drew Barrymore get hit with a cast iron skillet right before that photo was taken? I think Ann-Margret looked better than that after she fell off the stage.
I won't mince words: I hate this gremlin-faced fake hippie prostitution whore. She's a terrible actress and her appeal is one of the great mysteries of the universe. UGLY UGLY UGLY, a million boyfriends. Just marry *SOMEBODY* already, we don't care who, we can't keep up. Bleah.
Chayo me too... I miss that Shakira. She is very beautiful and has a hot body but she always looks off when she plays dress up...she looks almost insecure of her looks. She is more of a jeans and tshirt gal. Wow... I think this is my longest comment evah!
Sorry - double post.
I like Shakira. She always had a good voice and was a good performer.
Now, my only complaint here is the hair. She needs to dump the blonde. Not hot.
Otherwise, cannot hate her.
WTF?? Didn't Zoe kravitz used to date ultimate hotness Micheal Fassbender? Now she's fucking on the grossest of all the Gossip Girl boys!! Shit what a climbdown.
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I also thought it was Heigl in a clearance rack dress.
WTF happened to Shakira? Where did the hotness go?
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The shit gay guys say to their cats was awesome. "Are you going thrrrough it? Are you going through some psychological changes?" HAHA!
I thought Michelle Rodriguez dyed her hair blonde....Lookin' a little rough there Shakira..
Why does Shakira look like a rough-trade, very low-rent Katherine Heigl?
Why does Shakira look like a rough-trade, very low-rent Katherine Heigl?
iiiu Shak's face looks hi-dee-o hideous.
Shakira is alright because she was so cool to the guy who did the YouTube "He Wolf".
Wow, I thought that was Heigle!
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Submitted by warpdrive on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 4:16pm.
LOL @ the comment on that post, "He's not gay. He just doesn't have the time to date women."
Shakira is really smart and charitable, so I can't hate on the clot.
Sarah Smile
Why does LiLo keep getting work??
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Shakira kind of looks like Heigl here.
I think it's a cool enough dress, would have gone with a tad darker shade of lipstick though.
But WHAT in the name of what is Madonna wearing in that ad?
Also MK, I don't think that was done in her home, looks like a high end hotel somewhere. Unless she has a disco on her first floor. Which is entirely possible.
What happened to her massive mane of hair? Or was that a weave/wig and this is the real thing? Blonde on her = ugh.
I've never liked her blonde. I miss her mane of dark, curly hair, and her old music. Oh, Shakira of Piez Descalzos, how I miss you.
So I'm looking up Shakira's boyfriend Gerard Pique and found out there's all these rumors he's a big ol' homo and Shakira's his beard. Specifically, this pic taken earlier this year.
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/zlatan-ibrahimovic-and-gerard-pique-gay-pi...
Now I suppose he could just be comforting his friend, but damn, that body language...