The Silver Fox & A Shake Weight: The Love Story That Never Was
Talking gay Siamese Cat Andy Cohen made an "I see what you did there" on Watch What Happens Live! last night when he handed Anderson Cooper an electric handjob trainer that most of us know as the Shake Weight. I'm sort of on a semi-mahboobatical, because my fucked-up obsession reached the top levels of insanity and I realized that he was keeping Carrot Top from making more appearances in my fap dreams. So when Andy handed him that Shake Weight, I stuffed a Valium in my peen hole to keep it from exploding off of my crotch while knocking my dormant Mah Boo obsession (mahboobsession?) back into me, but I didn't need to do that! Because Anderson's Shake Weighting skills barely registered a 0.00001 on the fap scale. Watch and be prepared to know what it feels like when your genitals frown:
We all know that Anderson can shake a weight with the best of them, because it's etched into the tiles in the bathroom at Eastern Bloc, but the ho held back. I'm surprised that green Shake Weight didn't turn blue from the sexual frustration The Silver Fox put it through. I'm sure Horny Bear would say that he's seen actual silver foxes in the forest handle a Shake Weight better than Anderson did. But you know, I put all the blame on Andy Cohen. Andy should've given Anderson a Shake Weight that was olive-colored, covered in throbbing veins and had at least two biceps on it. Give Anderson something to work with!
via Buzzfeed (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:27am.
somebody please essplain to me MK's obsession with Mah Poo.
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I think it could have a lot to do with AC being in the lives of people around mine and MK's age group since the beginning of high school. AC was on Channel One News every morning. I imagine that AC was MK's first man-boyhood crush, besides, the other news anchors were Serena Altschul and Lisa Ling(eek). I'm not a fan, but AC's giggle is endearing.
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Heh, I'm gunna jump in and defend AC a little as well. I'm not a diehard fan mind you but from time to time I watch 360 because I kind of like that he's unbiased. I find him to be incredibly professional and even if he hasn't come out yet, I still think he's cool. As for people complaining that he's closeted, I don't think that's really a fair argument. I don't think he owes it to anyone to out himself, his sexuality is his business. Personally, I would have been a bit uncomfortable as well if someone kept asking me probing questions about sex in front of a live audience. At least he played it off well.
I never noticed before how much A.C. looks like Andy Dick when he puts his glasses on.
"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:27am.
somebody please essplain to me MK's obsession with Mah Poo.
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I think it could have a lot to do with AC being in the lives of people around mine and MK's age group since the beginning of high school. AC was on Channel One News every morning. I imagine that AC was MK's first man-boyhood crush, besides, the other news anchors were Serena Altschul and Lisa Ling(eek). I'm not a fan, but AC's giggle is endearing.
boy is Anderson a little closeted(even if he was no homo), the gay host is trying to get his sexy playful side out but he is as shy and uncomfortable as a school girl who just got her period on the desk, his coyness is cute but he doesn't seem to enjoy himself much,.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:27am.somebody please essplain to me MK's obsession with Mah Poo. I tuned into his talk show and he has zero personality. oh and anytime I've tuned in, his Mommy is on.
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Bitch has money! Though I personally believe MK is completely joking about liking him as MK is a very sharp and witty guy and AC is a total numbnuts. MK would be bored of him in minutes.
He was a good sport. Ive seen Anderson in person and he is short and small :(
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:47am
Did you have fun, even though it crippled you?
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Yes I did actually and it gave me a great respect for the people that work their way up in belts because it obviously takes a great deal of dedication and work. I've been thinking of talking up one of the arts but I just want to be sure I can put the time in to do it.
As I say I have a one friend in particular that's been doing some sort of Kung Fu for the better part of 20 years. I love to sit back and watch him go thru his various katas(?) like tiger,dragon, crane (not sure if those are the proper names but you know what I mean) and think it so freakin cool to hear that snap and see the power behind the various moves.
I want to do it but I know it's going to kill me for the first few weeks. lol!
ACoop seems harmless. They way he giggles cracks me up. Kinda cute and innocent. Is he an only child by any chance? Although, having a bf like that I imagine he gets up to some very dirty things too... I Love how he just cannot hold that thing on camera, like he was actually demonstrating a handj. HAhaha!
As for Cohen, at least he speaks his mind and doesn't shrink back.
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Camille Grammer's new side piece is SMOKIN'. Kelsey, she got HALF your money and a hot dude HALF your age. Bwhahaha!
http://madeyourelevant.com/?p=4896
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
"actual silver foxes in the forest handle a Shake Weight"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
A silver fox:
http://www.dailydoseoflies.com/man-wednesdays-silver-fox-of-the-week-the...
Whamo, Martial Arts gets you in such great shape! Nothing burns more calories than Sparring....it is crazy- I love to fight now! And yes, Sensei is correct. :)
Did you have fun, even though it crippled you?
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Forever in debt to your priceless advice
-Nirvana
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:19am.
hahahah Whamo. Funny you say that, because in class a couple of weeks ago, we had to do fast uppercut punches to the ribs. I was cracking up because my friend kept hitting me in the boobs. I said, "My boobs are NOT speed bags!!!" hahahhaha
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LOL, ya I could see bewbs getting in the way if you don't step right in.
Congrats by the way, I'm really happy for you and I'm SURE you earned it!
A while back this Martial arts club was using our gym for their work outs and the Sensei( I think that's right) asked if I would like to join in, I worked out for about an hour and a half with these guys. Now I'm in pretty good shape or so I thought, I swear I couldn't move properly for DAYS!!! I almost crashed my car the next day becasue I couldn't move the steering wheel fast enough.I was so sore I literally had to hit the breaks to stop from hitting a wall in my underground. I could barely lift my arms and my legs were toast! My buddies were crying laughing at how fucked up I was.
hahahah Whamo. Funny you say that, because in class a couple of weeks ago, we had to do fast uppercut punches to the ribs. I was cracking up because my friend kept hitting me in the boobs. I said, "My boobs are NOT speed bags!!!" hahahhaha
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Each night before you go to bed my baby
Whisper a little prayer for me my baby
And tell all the stars above
This is dedicated to the one I love
YAY Muddy!
watching pron really paid off for you! :)
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:55am.
Sunday was our Karate Tournament, I won FIRST PLACE in SPARRING for my Division!
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Lung Punches PSL in the bewb!
IKR SweetASS!
it's like the teacher in charlie brown-womp-womp-womp...
I get the feeling the gerbils in her head migrated to her lips!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:01am.
and he's always prancing around in his scrubs. Ok. We get it. You're a doctor.
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No shit eh!, Like you WOULDN'T believe he was a doctor unless he was wearing them. As well, for an industry that pays you a shit load of money they really make you dress like a total doofus. Is there NO WAY to make scrubs NOT look like they were sewn together out of recycled paper?
Sweetas, I just flexed my manback, and everyone got so scared they ran away. I was given the trophy by default.
hahahaha
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Each night before you go to bed my baby
Whisper a little prayer for me my baby
And tell all the stars above
This is dedicated to the one I love
Submitted by suckandfuck on T
lololo Taylor is pretty awful but at least she can take a few punches. Dana is an obnoxious ass kisser and I hope that "They're not your friends, I AM" shit blows up in her face.
Sucky-I never copy & paste, but this here bears repeating!!!!!!
I am bowing to your greatness (or else I"m still doubled over laughing!)
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Congrats PSL!! Way to go man back!!! lol ♥♥
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:02am.
I DESPISE the Eastern Bloc. Like HATE that place. But somehow everytime I go I end up dancing on a couch or banquet with a big ass drink in my hand. SO weird.
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YA WELL at least I know why it's called Eastern Bloc, because the commie management doesn't let you smack their light bulbs around! THIS IS AMERICA.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Hahaha Vern I am so with you on Taylor's vienna sausage lips. It's like when you're talking to someone and they have a booger and all you hear is "blah booger booger blah booger" lol.
Thanks Vern and Muddy!
Great news Mud! Things are looking up for you!! love it! And keep going for your goal- you'll reach it!
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Each night before you go to bed my baby
Whisper a little prayer for me my baby
And tell all the stars above
This is dedicated to the one I love
I know yesterday was Beyoncisted Day but since we're on reality shows - how about that horrid Mob Wives and the big fight Sunday MK? I just tuned in for Big Ang but what a spectacle that was. And far too long and far too little Big Ang. I hated the birthday party host who was primarily pissed she wasn't the center of attention. "Aww hell no! Not at my party!"
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:02am.
I DESPISE the Eastern Bloc. Like HATE that place. But somehow everytime I go I end up dancing on a couch or banquet with a big ass drink in my hand. SO weird.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:35am.
OT ( a bit) what the fuck is up with that Dr OZ guy? He looks like Spock's younger brother! Seriously, if them ain't Vulcan ears I don't know what are
and he's always prancing around in his scrubs. Ok. We get it. You're a doctor. sheesh. SNL did the most hilarious spoof of him.
Lmao @ Vern!
PSL!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!! I am so proud of you, that is AWESOME! Go, girl! I been thinkin' bout ya ♥
I'm training for my first half marathon in April. I'm up to seven miles at a time right now. Oh yeah, some good news: yesterday I was offered a graduate assistantship starting my first semester of grad school in a couple of weeks. I get a decent stiped, part of the tuition waived, and keys to the graduate assistant office and the history building!
ETA:
Please let me bow down to PSL's excellent sparring skills
*bows*
Submitted by guest on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:41am.
Whamo..I was just thinking about his fugness this morning during a commercial for that show! Lol. *shudders*
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He is a creepy lookin dude isn't he! LOL,
He's just all sorts of alien weird lookin to to me. The thing is I'm sure he has stalker fans that think he's the cat's ass.
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:56am.
Sucky-
she KILLS me! I don't even know how I can understand anything she says-I'm SO hybmotized by her LIPS!
I loved how she dissed Dana when she was trying to comfort her.
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lololo Taylor is pretty awful but at least she can take a few punches. Dana is an obnoxious ass kisser and I hope that "They're not your friends, I AM" shit blows up in her face.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
YAY! PSL!!!!
chop chop! :)
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
He's only *slightly* more useful than a Hilton or Kardashian.
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Douchechill!
Sucky-
she KILLS me! I don't even know how I can understand anything she says-I'm SO hybmotized by her LIPS!
I loved how she dissed Dana when she was trying to comfort her.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
MUDDY! You are back!!! Great to see you! I am glad you are here, I wanted to share something with you. Sunday was our Karate Tournament, I won FIRST PLACE in SPARRING for my Division!
:)
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Each night before you go to bed my baby
Whisper a little prayer for me my baby
And tell all the stars above
This is dedicated to the one I love
*picturing Mudturtle watching the pron, I mean instructional video.*
*dies*
Snowwwwwwwwy-
Mauricio looks hawt in this episode.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Oh okay, I'm too lazy to watch it. thanks!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:48am.
Or Taylor. I love to hate that woman. Maybe even more than her plastic surgeon.
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IF YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND THEN PLEASE DON'T BE ENEMY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:48am.
Why the Camille Grammar tag? lol
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she's at the very end of the video...
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
TWATMOUTH SANS FARDS, VERY SMART WHEN TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON YOU
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/10/article-0-0F657D3600000578-105...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I am bored by Andy Cohen so I stopped watching, (although I LOVED when Jack-kay got trashed) but when I saw that Mah Boo & Camille were on I taped it. For me Camille is like the cowbell for RHBH, needs MORE cowbell!
Or Taylor. I love to hate that woman. Maybe even more than her plastic surgeon.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Submitted by TurtReturns on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:43am.
LMAO at you watchin the damn instructional video....
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Why the Camille Grammar tag? lol
My dad bought one at a yard sale was like "look what I bought" I almost pee'd myself trying not to bust out laughing.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
YOU KNOW WHAT DANA SHUT THE FUCK UP IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING THING YOU ALWAYS GOTTA MEDDLE AND THROW IN YOUR TWO CENTS, JUST GO THE FUCK HOME TO YOUR VALENTINO TAMPONS OR WHATEVER
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Guest, it actually does work. You just have to hold it far enough away so you don't slam it into your face, lol. Of course, it's just a gimmick; you can do the same thing with a can of green beans or a small hand weight from WalMart. It just feels different because of the way it is made.
The worst part of using it is watching the stupid ass instructional video that comes with it.
I just hate Anderson Cooper. He is so impressed with himself and thinks he is the funniest thing. He really bores me.
Whamo..I was just thinking about his fugness this morning during a commercial for that show! Lol. *shudders*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Turtle...did it work @ all? I always think a person could smack themselves in the face with it if they weren't paying close enuff attention.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:28am.
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Lmao. They actually work, too.
I really want Andy Cohen to sit on my face and I want him to go "ohh yaa ohh yaaa" with that gay voice of his and then when he cums I want him to go "Huhhh! Huhhh!! Huhhhh UHHHH HAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!" like he's reenacting his bris.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
NASTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh_gaaUiNs8
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:17am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:11am
THANK you! His giggles drive me up a wall. I don't think he's particularly witty and his willingness to make silly faces doesn't exactly make him a "news" guy.
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He's always has come across to me as the crappy show host he's become.
I just can't with anyone that does those afternoon shows, they all seem so cheese to me.
OT ( a bit) what the fuck is up with that Dr OZ guy? He looks like Spock's younger brother! Seriously, if them ain't Vulcan ears I don't know what are.