Afternoon Crumbs
I'm looking at Amber Rose's outfit and the only thing I'm thinking is, "Prince would look so much hotter in that." - Hollywood Tuna
Stacy Kiebler is good at memorizing the lines from the script George Clooney's publicist gave her - Lainey Gossip
Did Nicholas Sparks and J. Crew co-art direct Channing Tatum's Details Magazine spread? - The Berry
Nice try, Katy Perry's mom, but Tim Tebow is obviously saving himself for ultimate Jesusite Justin Bieber - The Superficial
I will be severely disappointed with Madge if I put her new album on my tongue and it doesn't make me want to stick my ear on a bass speaker while sucking on a pacifier - Towleroad
SamRo and Vanessa Hudgens make a beautiful couple - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Note to Angie Jolie, if you want to look like a serious director at your movie premiere, you should wear a beret and carry a megaphone - Celebitchy
CALL INSECT CONTROL! A gold praying mantis is attacking Kate Upton's body! - Popoholic
Ashton Kutcher continues his transformation into Charlie Sheen by getting the same haircut as him - Popsugar
Somewhere a poodle just looked at these pictures of Glamberace's boyfriend and barked at its groomer to give him that - Just Jared
RiRi covers Destiny's Child - OMG Blog
This is what a pre-plastic-faced Bruce Jenner would look like he dressed up in Scott Disick drag - I'm Not Obsessed
Brit Brit couldn't make it to the V Magazine photo shoot, so they used a cardboard cutout instead and I don't think anybody noticed - Hollywood Rag
Year of the baby sloth - Cityrag
It's all fun and games until an innocent and delicious ice cream ball goes splat on the floor - Videogum
And thanks again to Tina Fey for dropping Dlisted's name in an interview. Even though I'm part snake and shed my skin every day, wearing it is not recommended by the Surgeon General or the Health Department. (Thanks Urja!)
Other instances of Tina mentioning dlisted:
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2010/10/i-3-tina-fey-super...
http://drnorth.wordpress.com/2011/04/14/fragment-22-dear-internet-by-tin...
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/gallery/30-rock-scenes-202593#8
Step off, Tina! If anyone's wearing MK's skin, it's one of us. *drops lotion in bucket*
But seriously, that shit is so great! I love that she comes here daily. Makes me so proud for you, MK!
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
It's about time a celebrity mentions they read dlisted!! Woo-hoo to Tina Fey!
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I love Tina Fey MORE now that I know she loves her some daily MK! Hey, remember her acceptance speech where she makes reference to a few comments made by blogger/commentors? Those couldn't be from MK's site, more like PHiltons!
I've only known two people named Amber.
One's a slut and the other is a whore.
They're both just lovely, though.
MK cuntgrats on the Tina Fey shout out!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
That's so cool of Tina Fey to shout out DLiisted! Congrats to MK!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
tina fey checks into dlisted daily just like me!
congrats to michael k for the shoutout!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Tina,you probably wouldn't take notice of this comment but I think that you're pretty fucking awesome.
I've met Tina Fey at 30 Rock in the NBC store for a booksigning and since I'm from Germany I was soooo excited to see her as I looove 30 Rock. I ended up babbling about how I love her speaking German and that she should dio it more often (wtf!) and she just looked at mer like HUH? U NUTS?!
And now I'm embarassed whenever I see her face.
Hello Tina, remember me? :D
Agirl, you're Tina Fey?! Oh mah gaaaaawwwd!
Are you working on a new movie?
Is Tracy Morgan crazy?
Are you going to write a sequel to Baby Mama?
Are you friends with Lindsay Lohan?
Do you like Playing UNO?
What book are you reading at the moment? (you wear reading glasses, you are smart!)
What's your favorite color?
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
I'm very pleased to see Elle employing the decidedly upscale term "pop-culture blog" instead of the condescending and nowhere-near-as-classy label "gossip blog".
Submitted by snowball on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 10:13pm.
Had to go to Celebitchy for the shits and giggles. They're paranoid that we've invaded their precious Holie-Pitt fashion post.
I just skimmed through the comments and I see what you mean, LOL. They're as ass kissy and fanatical as JustJared peeps. One of them said this:
"Angie does not smoke, sit in the sun, or sunbathe, and it is obvious she eats very healthy."
It is??? On the Karen Carpenter diet plan? She looks either high or tired as hell in those pics. They must be shooting up the same shit as Angie Jo.
My Grinchy heart is gonna 'splode from all the Tina Fey and MK love. She was on the Today show this morning (I think it was this morning - or yesterday) looking gorgeous along with Jane Krakowski.
Had to go to Celebitchy for the shits and giggles. They're paranoid that we've invaded their precious Holie-Pitt fashion post. Between the cane and his weird one-sided facial squinty thing, it looks like Brad's had a mild stroke.
Very cool, Tina.
Jack, I am secretly Tina Fey!
(not really but wanna pretend? I do wear glasses.)
So cool that Tina Fey continues to love the Dlisted!!!
And she's an exhausted new mom (well...) and still makes sure to read the D every day - you know it's good shit!
Exhausted mom reading the dlisted at a 3:30-4am feeding here... reading mk's spun silk and some of the golden comments from all of the lovely sluts here keeps me awake.. cheers!
Exhausted mom reading the dlisted at a 3:30-4am fcheers here... reading mk's spun silk and some of the golden comments from all of the lovely sluts here keeps me awake.. cheers!
@sushi - I kind of do, too. Those flavored vodka ads that she's in are kind of neat. Despite the fact that she dated CAPS LOCK KANYE for a while she doesn't really bother me.
Our Father, Thy name be Tebow...and deliver us from Brady next week (because I hate the goddamned Patriots). This is probably some publicity stunt cooked up by Katy Perry's crazy parents. Nothing to it.
Where do I get a baby sloth? I want one!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I love that bitch Amber.
Those pics of Angie and Brad....he obviously hates her guts.
Now I cannot post or enter anymore caption contests because they won't be good enough for Tina.
What the fuck, Tina Fey?
submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
HAHA @ Tina Fey being SuckAndFuck!
Congrats MK, Tina lulu urges you. I meant to say luuurves but iPhone autocorrected it to "lulu urges". And when the autocorrect gods give you a gift like that, you just accept it and move on.
I'm looking at Amber Rose's outfit and the only thing I'm thinking is, "Prince would look so much hotter in that."
The man sea it becuz it's troo!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I just fingered out how to zoom on this thing to be able to read comments. YAY,,,,
Derp. Dp
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That's so awesome that Tina reads Dlisted and MK. Two of my favorite people!"
Co-signed. Her book 'Bossypants' is pretty much required reading as far as I'm concerned. It's funny that people are saying 'Oh leave a comment', because none of us would really believe it was her. Wait...what if she's the real (Dlisted) James Haven? I think I just blew my own mind.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 7:17pm.
I wonder if Tina is as tired of that bitch Fraggle as we are?
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Ahahahahahahhaaha! Srsly, I laughed so hard at that. I'm guessing yes. She models some of Jenna's narcissistic BS off of Angela's alts.
Jesus HC, just about to log off but then, IS THAT BASEMENT BABY NEXT TO ROSE??? IF SO, WHY??!? Now I am really damn confused. *smh* Let me just fking sludge to sleep. Can't with this banner pic anymore.
gnite,gmorn all. ugh.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
I wonder if Tina is as tired of that bitch Fraggle as we are?
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
HI TINA PLEASE SHOW US YOUR TITS AND TRACY MORGAN'S STOMACH JABBING DICK
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Tina Fey, if you are reading this---from one Greek Tina to another---
Hronia Polla!!!
One of the definitions of "not end well" in the dictionary of truth is: "crackhead leading a crackhead to Mexico..." MK--8/20/11
HI TINA, I LOOOVE YOU!! (giggles like a school girl & crosses legs so as to not wet myself thinking she may actually read this).
Oh hell, how am I supposed to come on here on my downtime knowing that T-Fey is looking through this as well??? Now I gotta be on mah best behavior and shit because she is honestly one of the best heroines a 19 year old chick can have in this day and age, where the Kuntrashians dominate the ratings. Love you Tina and keep it up! Looking forward to season 6 :D
I think Amber's gorgeous, but, yes, MK, Prince can pull this off on his pinky with a bitchslap and a hairtoss.
WhereTF is Prince anyway??? Fucker just disappears and reappears as some new-age symbol. Christ.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
I bet MK could get a job writing for SNL. MK your are the bestest.
Tina Fey should cholaize herself, just for giggs.
I love 30Rock. Can't wait to see the new season. Not only is it funnay, but it mentioned my teeny Massachusetts hometown.
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OMG I'm 6 degrees connected to Tina Fey! If I were able to meet her, I'm just going to shout my user name on DListed!!
TINA! IT'S STAN HOOPER ON DLISTED!!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
It will all come full circle when Liz Lemon is drinking straight from the bag of her boxed wine (Pinot Grigio ofc) like a grown up juice box. It should be in a flashback.
I love the headline on Angie. Of course she looks busted. She makes all clothing look busted.
Lol, could be pretty funny when the trolls start impersonating Tina Fey. Glad someone is giving MK his due.
We should all take turns standing up and proudly stating:
"I AM - Tina Fey!"
"i *am* TINA FEY!!!"
"*I* am Tina. FEY!!"
You know - say it loud - I'm Fey and I'm PROUD!
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
"Tina Fey-K"?
Girl's keepin' it real on the MK stroll.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 4:32pm.
*waits for some lame-o to create a Tina Fey user name*
I like Angelina's look there. The big coat. Like a movie star in the 1930s or 40s.
ONLY MK would notice a praying mantis shape on Kate Upton's body! JC haHAHA! Spoken like a true... observer... of insects?
Oh, hello there, Tina Fey! How are you tonight?
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Tina Fey's a Dlister? That practically makes us BFFs! (Call me, T, we'll do lunch!)
Kudos, MK!
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
The baby sloth is soooooooo adorable.
Yes she (Tina Fey) reads the comments, otherwise how would she have known Centaurius was not a fan?
Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 5:13pm.
I wonder if Tina reads the comments or just the blog. Maybe she's a regular commentator, who knows? Anyway, that's awesome that she likes the D!
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Yes she reads the comments...she mentioned Centurious in her book...
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Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 4:43pm.
OMG what is Tina Fey's commenter's screen name? Do u think she comments at all? Congrats MK for shout-out.
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It would be terrific if she were the one behind the SuckandFuck mask!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb