Thursday, January 12th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 11th
Pussy ass bitches try to take medication to get rid of the voices in their heads. Hard ass Motherfuckers try to improve the reception! - MicahSkin
Runners-up:
I'm still not so sure about investing in the "Look like Bruce Jenner" line of products - Jintess
Tryouts for the upcoming John Woo feature "Sonic the Hedgehog" were getting really competitive. - Nameless Cynic
Immediately after taking power, Kim Jong Un set out to prove to his people that he's way more hardcore than his dad. - Danasaurus Sex
via Break
Congrats, winners!
Congrats to the funny winners! Jitness, LMAO!!! good one!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LOL! Yay! Winners!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue
Congrats to Micah Skin, Jintess, Nameless Cynic, and Danasaurus Sex! All funny as hell!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Way to go winners!! MicahSkin, LMFAO - just excellence.
Yay Jintess!! xoxo
Anjlwhereveryouare♥
Congrats winners, funny assoles!!
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
These "sticky" captions PRICKED mah funneh bone!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Good job winners! Yay for Jintess, twice this week!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Yay! :)
Winning caption is AWESOME.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
You missed a spot
Yeah,yeah, get back to me when he eats an ear of corn and makes cute noises.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
Every time Aretha Franklin get married pin-face here, gets pinned
Hair piece of the future.
Dorkupine.
Weird that a lineup of pricks and holes in the head isn't a Lohan post.
Pax broke into his mom's needle drawer and is insisting everyone call him Prix.
Michael K's plea to be de-courtmarized was a serious challenge.
When he said he wanted to get stuck with thousands of pricks just like Paris Hilton, this wasn't what he had envisioned.
You may laugh, but he gets awesome cell phone reception.
Never accept a back door jersey shore hair transplant from a guy in the ally. NEVER.
Extreme acupuncture finally did for Pax Pitt-Jolie what Western psychotherapy could not: remove Mr. and Mrs. Smith from his conscious.
Looks like this years harvest of celebrity babies is gonna be a productive one!
#3 on my list of things I'd rather do than read anything else about the kartrashians.
I haven't seen this many pricks since Tom Cruise's bachelor party!
accu-PUNK-ture.
Pussy ass bitches try to take medication to get rid of the voices in their heads. Hard ass Motherfuckers try to improve the reception!
In a cost-cutting move, GBTV decides to stop producing Glenn Beck's show and just poke holes in your brain matter manually.
"Pin" backwards is "Nip"
The big hit at the Consumer Electronic Show was Sony's alternative to the tinfoil hat.
Extreme acupuncture. For those special times when weed just doesn't cut it.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Michael K sees to it that if Tina Fey wants his skin, then by God, she'll have to fight for it.
[waving back at Vern]
VERRRRRRN, what up sistah! Can you believe it?? I's gettin' murried!
soon we will all have our own personal wi-fi hotspot's
That way, he won't mess up his cartwheel
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
China is working hard at manufacturing Blue Ivy's first embellished math tutor.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
I guess it takes a dedicated buddhist to break Kim K's penetration record.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
John Gosselin- "This is so much less painful than being married to Kate..."
China's new version of Hellraiser: Chin-head.
"This treatment is called the John Travolta Special-not only do you receive hair plugs after but you get to see what it feels like to have hundreds of pricks on your head and face."
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Hellraiser 2012: Pinhead Begins
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
I'm not only the Pinhead Club for Men president, I'm also a client.
Talk about making simple things complicated...bitch, just take an aspirin for that headache!
He just came back from a date with a hedge-ho
That's why you're not supposed to stick your face in those metal pin art toys.
I feel bad for that one limp one right in the front, amidst all the erect ones
The fashion world barely survived the bleached tips trend, we can't handle a bleached pricks trend also!
people are already lining up to see what bjork will be wearing to the next oscar telecast.
I'm sorry Khloe, no matter how much fucked up shit you do to your face,. you'll never be a Kuntrashian.