Afternoon Crumbs
RPattz mowed down the tendrils of magic on his head and I just need to ask who gave him lice AGAIN?! (Answer: KStew) - Lainey Gossip
If Tim Tebow were gay, Tebowing would be short for tea bagging a ho on a Bowflex - Towleroad
Demi Moore is cleansing her vagina's palate of all doucheified remnants of Ashton Kutcher with the peens of 20-something piece after 20-something piece - Celebitchy
Minka Kelly respects Jake Gyllenhaal way too much to infect his beard area with Jeter sores - The Superficial
The corruption of an innocent begins! (Hint: I'm talking about Taylor corrupting Jenna) - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Alba models the latest in S&M maid uniforms - Hollywood Tuna
Hayden Pantyairs' earrings look like tiny fancy dicks - Popoholic
I'd hit it - The Berry
Justin Theroux's face looks like it's been to purgatory and back - Just Jared
Charlize Theron SANS FARDS - Celebslam
Reason #1 to divorce your husband on your wedding night - The Daily What
"Hello, travel agent? Yes, this is Jennifer Aniston. One plane ticket to South Korea please!" - Videogum
Jennifer Garner is entering her 95th trimester - SOW
UPDATE: Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez can make each other crazier without wedding bands on their fingers - ICYDK
IN THIS ECONOMY, Jessie J can only afford the thread of a dress - I'm Not Obsessed
Sammi Sweetheart's face must be marketing for Crayola, because it's got every shade of orange on it - Hollywood Rag
My final guess is Ryan Seacrest? - Cityrag
Of course, nine times out of ten in Hollywood, when a guy shaves his head, it is to prevent the testing for drugs over long term. Many project producers and the insurance companies covering movie projects, music tours, etc require such testing. Urine only tests short term and immediate use, testing hair covers a LONG period of time. If we see him shave his head multiple times before projects, I'd say he was dipping into some shit.
Christ he's fugly.
We all fell for Halle and Olivier's stunt queen move. When TMZ said Halle's little girl was wearing a real fur coat... With in 24hours Halle's people gave a statement saying it wasn't real. But no word on her engagement??? Stunt queen!!! She must have a movie coming out.
Demi really should be spending her time with her daughters instead of paying mediocre looking 20 something tricks to be her beard. She seems just as mature as Asston.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojXkblN7pC0
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:06pm.
Demi's new piece looks like a porn star. Nice body, butterface.... Her kids must be totally skeezed out
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I doubt it. Since they got used to AshKootchie, they are pretty much skeezed out.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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RPattz is so fug. What do people see in him?
Charlize sans fards > everyone else with fards.
Demi's new piece looks like a porn star. Nice body, butterface.... Her kids must be totally skeezed out.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Re: Jessica Alba.
We now know what makes her smile: leather and lace.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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@missjanetexas it's nice to know where you stand on trolls - just not sure what it has to do with our discussion about your faux typo
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:34pm.
sorry, i dont argue with trolls. guess you'll have to find someone else to annoy.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
@missjanetexas agreed that it wasn't funny enough to stage (which leaves us all wondering why you bothered to stage it)
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:16pm.
ok, shit stirrer. it wasn't even funny enough to be staged. get over it.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
@missjanetexas. fake typos don't count, they just look staged
I still wood (typo - it stays)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:13pm.
Thank God Maniston has been reduced to an Afternoon Crumb for 2012. I was really getting tired of seeing her profoundly desperate, middle-aged, lumberjack-jawed mug in 2011.
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Too bad Mangelina Jawlie hasn't followed suit.
Thank God Maniston has been reduced to an Afternoon Crumb for 2012. I was really getting tired of seeing her profoundly desperate, middle-aged, lumberjack-jawed mug in 2011.
RPatz looks like Joran Van der Sloot
He's awfully ugly w/o the longer hair. His freaky features look even worse - his eyes are not his best feature, IMO.
Ewwwww..... (averts eyes like an 8th grade girl)
Hey look!! It's Joran van der Sloot's special needs brother!! You know, the one with the B.O. that would strip paint!!
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
I'm sure I'm the only one here, but that is a very nice looking man. Even better without hair. And that Sammi Sweetheart is a pretty girl when she wants to be. Compared to the hookers on that show, she's downright demure.
Oh, and Demi Moore is turning into the low-rent version of Vadge and Je-Lo. Rebounding from your much-younger hubby by fucking even younger men makes you look like the female version of those gross old rich men.
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Demi Moore needs to grow up. She's not fooling anyone into thinking she's not a middle-aged hag. She's just testing the upward limits of the Pathetic-o-meter(and she's about to break it).
Put your efforts into something useful to society (like keeping Rumer stocked in brown bags to cover that oversized Tater society can't bear to rest its gaze upon!)
Unless someone faints, fights, or farts, wedding receptions have no place on YouTube.
K.Stew probably fell asleep in a limo, dreamed she was going down on Charlize Theron and munched off all his hair.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.