Thursday, January 12th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Golden Voice
When we last left the homeless man turned Internet star with a voice that lined everyone's ear holes with gold velvet, he had quit rehab and shit was not looking good. But Entertainment Tonight caught up with Ted Williams on the anniversary of day he was born on the Internet and gave us some good news. Golden Voice is completely off the crack, has a job and lives in a big condo with his girlfriend. The Internet actually did something good! Although, the Internet can continue to do good by sending his Nancy Grace-ish girlfriend some hair shears, because no girlfriend of Golden Voice should be cutting her bangs with nail clippers.
via Reddit
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I want to believe Ted but he seems insincere. At least he got his choppers Chicleted out.
SDR - I was very reluctant to change from my BB to an iPhone, but I did. The touch screen took some getting used to, but I love it now.
this warms my cold dark heart. i just hope it lasts.
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
good for golden throat...glad he got clean...hope it lasts...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Maybe it's all all the meds I am on, but I am happy for him
I really hope Ted isn't playing for the cameras and he's dedicated to improving his life. He seems pretty genuine and grateful, which is a nice departure from the selfish, immature, sullen little asshats who think the viewing public should be grateful everytime they roll their entitled asses out of bed to make another 7 figures for a lame vampire/werewolf/sci fi hero story.
I wish Ted the best, it's so rare for anyone to get a 2nd chance in life, much less a 2nd chance THIS BIG - SO DON'T BLOW IT TED! Grab all you can, be cool, take care of your kids and girlfriend/SO and ENJOY! (Isn't that the American Dream?)
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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 01/12/2012
What was the black thing on his cake? I could not even fathom a guess.
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/12/2012
I tried to figure it out and just pretended it was a penis.
I can't work this into the conversation, so I'll just say, this is really frickin' funny.....SPARKLY VAGINA.....
http://youtu.be/xqCprT4RVGs
Submitted by shandi on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:59pm.
What was the black thing on his cake? I could not even fathom a guess.
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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:28pm.
I tried to figure it out and just pretended it was a penis...
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OMFG I damn near fell off the chair reading this. Thanks shandi and tojo, I now have my new siggie.
Submitted by shandi on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:59pm.
What was the black thing on his cake? I could not even fathom a guess.
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I tried to figure it out and just pretended it was a penis...
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...the end
Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:09pm.
At least he didn't go for the skinny model girlfriend who is obviously only with him for the money.
Doesn't this guy have about 10 kids or something like that? How can he afford a pricey condo with the amount of child support he has got to be forking over?
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He's probably one of those guys that pays like $5 each month to each baby-mama just so he doesn't go to jail.
Ahhhhh....
http://www.happyplace.com/13075/the-50-most-brilliant-obnoxious-or-delig...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
And nice to see you as well Mr. Buttons!!
*hopes boob did not feel too saggy and/or jiggly*
What was the black thing on his cake? I could not even fathom a guess.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:39pm.
Fuck boobs. If i had any kind of money to fix something, i would fix that big ol honker of mine. God , that fucker is big.
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Fuck boobs, I'm going to petition my insurance for an extra vagina like that chick in England. Who needs boobs when you can have two twats?
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Point taken. I should say as rugged as I like. Too rugged and they get into 'dad' territory for me. -- Fishy, 12/29/11.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:26pm.
Ba buttons, lol. Unfortunately, no. We were all griping about being unhappy with our respective boobage.
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Lol! Thanks turtle, nice to see you again!
*ba-buttons squeezes turtle bewb*
*runs*
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:42pm.
I know it's opened in NYC and L.A., but it hasn't yet played in my mid-size market town.
At least he didn't go for the skinny model girlfriend who is obviously only with him for the money.
Doesn't this guy have about 10 kids or something like that? How can he afford a pricey condo with the amount of child support he has got to be forking over?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:24pm.
Mash-up of Home Alone and We Need to Talk About Kevin
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment//2012/01/we-need-to-talk-about-kevi...
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Speaking of...I read the book just recently and LOVED it (I refused for awhile because I thought it would be an Oprah book club nonsense thing) but have not been able to find ANYTHING on the movie...Did it even get released in the U.S ? (Besides the obligatory film festivals and such...) Either way if I loved the book I usually hate the movie but Tilda Swenson intrigued me.
Hey chewin, if you're still here or check-in, I really appreciate you spelling out how to deal with insurance companies. Thank you so much!
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Mike, lol. I only have watched Tebow play once, back when he was in college and only cause I had to. Everything I know about him I have learned on te interwebz.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:08pm.
fuck teboob, that shank ass dimbob. like funny-jesus said, brady is god's nephew.
new england's gonna wrap a halo of hurt around the denver donkeys.
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Word.
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Love you guys both, but I hope New England gets their asses kicked ONLY because I cannot stand Brady.
Oh, I don't really care. I just hate that smarmy-ass Tebow.
Ba buttons, lol. Unfortunately, no. We were all griping about being unhappy with our respective boobage.
Mash-up of Home Alone and We Need to Talk About Kevin
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment//2012/01/we-need-to-talk-about-kevi...
Shit, did I miss incidentally erotic boob talk on OP?
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:08pm.
fuck teboob, that shank ass dimbob. like funny-jesus said, brady is god's nephew.
new england's gonna wrap a halo of hurt around the denver donkeys.
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Word.
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Love you guys both, but I hope New England gets their asses kicked ONLY because I cannot stand Brady.
Arlene M
That was a nice link
Distracted me from excellent rants by excellent professional ranters
This show will be on PBS next week
I see it on basic cable
I love cspan!!!
tavis smiley forum.
Unbelievable !!!
Am I dreaming ?
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:48pm.
INTERUPTING THIS THREAD
CSPAN show on live
Tavis Smiley Forum
Cor West. Ehrenreich Moore. Etc.
Awesome. !
Find out who next pres will be!!!
Amazing if you miss catch it
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The next prez is goh be the same prez...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Seems like this story should be the answer to some sort of riddle...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health-news/2012/01/11/woman-with-two-vagin...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
For all my people who smoke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXVr-xrDwTk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
INTERUPTING THIS THREAD
CSPAN show on live
Tavis Smiley Forum
Cor West. Ehrenreich Moore. Etc.
Awesome. !
Find out who next pres will be!!!
Amazing if you miss catch it
Resumed regularly scheduled rants which are completely on target with above
Thanks delisted horzs
Oh Suze Orman now about student loan debt Get it!
Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:08pm.
fuck teboob, that shank ass dimbob. like funny-jesus said, brady is god's nephew.
new england's gonna wrap a halo of hurt around the denver donkeys.
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Word.
fuck teboob, that shank ass dimbob. like funny-jesus said, brady is god's nephew.
new england's gonna wrap a halo of hurt around the denver donkeys.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
ISMU thanks! That's not bad at all. I swear my aunt told me she couldn't do much for 8 months. She's kind of a hypochondriac though. A big one.
Turtle- 4 weeks for running and always with a good sports bra.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Lol, Arlene, I hope you do. I'm about to turn 29 in March so I'm going to get as much mileage out of mine until I don't have a choice any longer, lol. What bothers me is the ten-year upkeep.
Fuck boobs. If i had any kind of money to fix something, i would fix that big ol honker of mine. God , that fucker is big.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Fuck boobs. If i had any kind of money to fix something, i would fix that big ol honker of mine. God , that fucker is big.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Tut, yes I will. Ironically I too will be 39 and bewbs sounds like a great b day present to me. Hopefully I can meet a sugar daddy to gimmie some ;)
edited damn auto correct
Arlene, I thought you were getting some?
I want boobs. I love my iPhone but fuck autocorrect!
I wonder how soon you could run after getting a lift/implant?
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 4:46pm.
OMG, you really are the bewb guy Jack!!! Bwahahahaha! That would be awesome if you found out how she got ins to pay. I'd appreciate it!
Yeah, 2 lbs. Imma 34GG-H... On the plus side, I can put my iPod nano under there and it won't fall out.
LOL!! One of my friend's (RIP) used to carry all sorts of things in her bra. I always said she had a "Let's Make A Deal" bra. She would carry money, pens, her cellphone, a note pad, etc. It was hilarious.
34gg!!! Poor SDR, your back!!! *rubs shoulders*
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 4:52pm.
Yes, I have been working for health insurance companies for almost twenty years *sad face*. I'm currently the Director of Marketing for one here in Colorado, but I worked for the Blues of Iowa/South Dakota for ten years, and most Blues plans function pretty much the same *another sad face because there's WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much bureaucracy*.
So, like I say, the reviewers pretty much glaze over these initially - obviously they don't want to pay for it and they justify it by saying it's for cosmetic reasons. However, you've revealed your bra size, so I think without a doubt you're a truly viable candidate! Plus, given your history with extensive back surgeries, it would absolutely behoove you (and your back) to attack this again.
I would have your doctor send your history to BCBS of Texas again and have it reviewed again, since you didn't really push it the first time around. If they deny it again, DEMAND that the Chief Medical Officer review the information - and GET YOUR DOC INVOLVED! Make him/her write a letter, take pictures, send in xrays of your back, get a second opinion that's documented, etc. I really don't think it would be a procedure they could justifiably deny, based on what you've said! And if they do, DON'T DROP IT. Keep getting in their face - eventually, they will approve and pay for it, especially if your doctor reiterates the future implications of you NOT having it done (more back surgery, more money they'll have to pay out). But make sure to hold your doctor's feet to the fire. They will do this leg work for you, but you really have to push.
If it is approved as being medically necessary, you will be responsible for your deductible and out-of-pocket maximum, at which point the plan will pay 100%. If your deductible/OPM is too high, consider changing your plan at open enrollment to a plan that's richer so you don't have to pay so much.
Sorry this is so long, but I know how this shit rolls, and it's usually never in favor of the patient/insured member unless you are UP THEIR ASS.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
DERP. I forgot my laptop was portable.
SDR, I'm a complete dork for not getting that.
Turt - It was a joke. Fail on my part. I wish I was all legs like a model but when you're short, you only get stumps.
Bye Turtle!
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 4:46pm.
OMG, you really are the bewb guy Jack!!! Bwahahahaha! That would be awesome if you found out how she got ins to pay. I'd appreciate it!
Yeah, 2 lbs. Imma 34GG-H... On the plus side, I can put my iPod nano under there and it won't fall out
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GG!? Holy shit! If I paid you, would you like to transplant some of your bewbs to mine? I'm a 32 AA and would like to go bigger, but don't want artifical stuffs in me.
On a more serious note, talk to your doctor about writing a letter or having a meeting with the insurance company. I had to have 3 ob/gyn's go before a panel to get surgery on my uterus covered by my insurance. The surgery was considered "elective fertility treatment", although the doctors said it was medically necessary after causing several losses. Sometimes a letter explaining how your physical/emotional health/productivity is being negatively effected is the only thing needed. Don't be afraid to be a nag about it.
I'm paranoid, but in reverse. I suspect people are plotting to make me happy!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
EDIT: SDR, I'm also 5'2" but unfortunately I'm NOT all legs, just average:(
Gotta go, catch you all in a little while.
*leaves, jellis of all those getting fresh, perky boobs*
Turt - 5'2" and all legs. Bwahahahaha!!! Are you vertically challenged also? I joke about looking like an upside down pear but it really is the truth.