So Far, 2012 Is Not Sinead O'Connor's Year
This morning, I took my dog down for his first public piss of the day and I wore a hat like this and glasses like these to do so. (You can judge me all you want, but it's raining like a bitch here and I think that's the heavens' way of throwing me shade and weeping over my jacked up look so you don't have to.) When I got downstairs, a dude who works in my building stopped mopping and said to me, "You look like a Chinese Ron from A Different World!" Just like that. I'm not Chinese, but I figured that any day that starts out with A Different World reference is going to be a good day. I was wrong, because I came upstairs and read about Sinead O'Connor trying to overdose her way to the afterworld again. Is the brown that difficult, Sinead? Damn.
Between trying to get the taste of activated charcoal out of her mouth, Sinead told The Sun (You know, because when you try to get a date with the Grim Reaper, you tell The Sun first!) that she swallowed a bunch of pills last Thursday in L.A. Shortly after Sinead overdosed, she let out a Twitter plea and asked her followers if they knew of a good shrink. Why Sinead didn't ask her on-and-off-again therapist husband for a recommendation is beyond me, but she eventually got the help she needs. Sinead told The Sun:
"I took an overdose. God obviously wants me around — though I can't think why. I just had to make a cry for help."
Can somebody ask Tim Tebow that since he's hogging up the invisible soup can connection to God, can he please take a moment from praying for another homerun (or whatever the hell they do in football) to ask our lord to tell him why he's keeping Sinead here. I'm pretty sure God will say that he's keeping Sinead around, because the difficult brown movement needs a public voice and she needs to hear that.
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where are her children through all of this? i hope they are not being subjected to her multiple personal disasters
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babybunny - I don't think it is fair to say that suicide is selfish. That is the kind of thing that someone who has never experience bipolar disorder or clinical depression would say. I don't think you can really judge things like that unless you have walked in someone else's shoes. I actually think that suicide is very brave. Real love is letting someone go. It is selfish to expect someone to stay alive and suffer actually.
God, woman!
If you are depressed/bipolar/aint right and don't want to stay miserable or die, you get help. I did. Celexa and I have a thing. We're tight. I am aware my brain doesn't work the serotonin/dopamine like it should, so I need medicine to help it do its job. Same with Advair for my lungs.
While getting help, I made sure to not to marry anyone because I was bored, not get pregnant, made sure not to drink to where I jacked my meds, and sure as hell didn't tweet about butt love. Or much of anything for that matter. I was/still am paying a therapist to talk about whatever's bothering me, so I use Twitter for proper things like letting the world know how much I love cheese-- just as God intended.
If you want help-- and obviously this ho does-- GO GET IT. NOW.
She should get in touch with Carrie Fisher. Carrie could teach her a thing or two about making peace with your mental illness. Oh and getting over yourself.
What the hell is wrong with this woman? I feel bad for her children.
Dang Sinead, you never should've torn that pic of the pope. Sounds like that's worse than breaking a mirror, ha!
Someone needs to move away from the keyboard and high-tail it to the nearest psych ward. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Tragic. Mildly entertaining, but tragic.
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ummm, don't you go to hell all expenses paid if you commit suicide...that is THE one and only sin that is unforgiveable, this ho better brush up on her Bible...anywho, suicide is an incredibly selfish act, and having known people who did it and suceeded the hole that is left is unbearable..and she has kids so really wtf??? Last Friday we lost a client at age 49 to ALS, so really I have no pity on the self absorbed twat. I have survived hell on earth without much love and support around me (or money for that matter)....and others suffer so much daily, I have no pity on this nut job, but she does need to get on meds cause she is cuckoo for coco puffs.
MK, love your taste in glasses. And it is okay to like hipster clothes and not be a hipster. I dress like one a lot but I'm not hipster because hipster is about the douchey attitude, and you're not by any means douchey.
ITA chewinsmoke. In Tebow we trust!
o/t...this gives me the sads. I hope she is seriously getting help.
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I like the hat & the glasses so imma say what a dashing young man you are mk.
Lol @ first PUBLIC piss. & just for grins...Tebow works my last damn nerve & I hope Brady kicks his ass this weekend. :)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:37am.
Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:27am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:11am.
She looks like this little punk I went to grade school with that had a super raspy voice and would always crush up Tylenol and snort em off his desk... his name was T-Bone.
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Did he also shake the dandruff out of his hair into his sandwich, and then eat it?
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No, in 'The Breakfast Club' Ally Sheedy used her dandruff as snow on her drawing.
Her sandwich was the always delicious Cap'n Crunch and sugar packets on heavily buttered bread.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Oh yeah, that's right! Clearly I need to rewatch.
this bitch cray....
Damn, is there anything that people won't put on Twitter???
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:40am.
"I took an overdose. God obviously wants me around — though I can't think why..."
Umm, how about for your kids, you selfish bitch.
Bi-polar my ass. She's Irish bi-polar, the kind that comes out of a bottle. She uses it as an excuse for indulgent behaviour. I'm surprised more people who KNOW about bi-polarism don't challenge her on this.
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I know about it and I know that many mentally ill people self-medicate w/ whatever they can get their hands on. Just from reading about her behavior, she certainly has a lot of the symptoms. I'm not sure who would put themselves on Lithium/any mood stabilizer w/ horrible side effects just for the hell of it. She's obviously got other shit going on b/c of a shitty past. Wrap that all up together and you've got a mess of a problem. None of this means she doesn't have a personality disorder/can't be a real pain in the ass. She can be all of these things. I'm Irish, which makes me an expert on these things!
Poor Sinead. I really hope things get better for her. Bipolar is no picnic.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
She needs to go on Dancing with the Stars ASAP!~
Kiss Me, Sluts!
I heard the Blue Man Group were hiring. That might help?
Just an off-topic update
The dying little girl from about a year or so ago who was bullied by her neighbor passed away last night.
http://www.freep.com/article/20120112/NEWS02/120112012/Kathleen-Edward-b...
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She needs some help. I hope she does find a doctor.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Tim Tebow ..., can he please take a moment from praying for another homerun (or whatever the hell they do in football)
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I love you MK...
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...the end
"Is the brown that difficult, Sinead? Damn."
and there you have it....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
My concern is only for MK's fashion choices.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:55am.
off topic but every phone (cell and landline ) and all internet stopped working for about an hour at work today
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First world problems.
I was kind of okay with not hearing anything about Sinead for 20 years. She has issues with both manic depression and attention starved. She needs to log off the interwebz and work on her mental health, her kids, her "marriage" and her obvious drug addictions.
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dumbass attention whore. oh, excuse me ... dumbass ugly attention whore.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
*slides in sideways* Hi errbody! WhadImiss? HI TINA! *curtsies deeply*
I agree with Ba-buttons. While not denying Sinead's emotional pain, IF one is seriously going to sign the checkout roster, they usually secretly choose the method and make the plan, and just DO it. They don't go to fucking Twitter. It's attention whoring IMHO.
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"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Horiz
Well, don't that make your brown eye blue :(
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~Bless your heart~
Not every kind of depression can be cured, e.g. the writer David Foster Wallace stopped taking his pills and when he started again he found out they were ineffective, and he commited suicide...
I fear that Sinéad has an uncurable condition and that makes me sad indeed.
THINGS NOT FUNNY ON DLISTED:
PICKLE RAPE
TODDLERS AND TIARAS
SUICIDE ATTEMPT VIA DIFFICULT BROWN
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
There's nothing "funny" about attempted suicide.It's nothing to be joking about. For real.I feel badly for her.
off topic but every phone (cell and landline ) and all internet stopped working for about an hour at work today. talk about some 2012 shit!
ot: sinead is a unique name
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:47am.
It has to be the Aretha version of the theme song, Sucky!
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Does another version exist?! Not in my mind!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
It has to be the Aretha version of the theme song, Sucky!
HIPSTER ALERT!!! *Throws MK a Pabst*
anyway, her husband needs to 5150 her ass in a pink padded room ASAP.
this, mk:
Is the brown that difficult, Sinead? Damn.
is a hell of a line, sir. *tips hat to you*
Anno, hope your day improves! Just keep laughing!
LMAO @ Irish bi-polar!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
"I took an overdose. God obviously wants me around — though I can't think why..."
Umm, how about for your kids, you selfish bitch.
Bi-polar my ass. She's Irish bi-polar, the kind that comes out of a bottle. She uses it as an excuse for indulgent behaviour. I'm surprised more people who KNOW about bi-polarism don't challenge her on this.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
I agree that Sinead is a WRECK and that's a real shame *not being sarcastic - she is a mess*, but we cannot be rallying Tim Tebow right now to engage in a conversation with God about her troubles. He must focus on other more important things - like beating the Pats Saturday night!
GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Jeez, her poor kids. Somebody 5150 her ass already.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:27am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:11am.
She looks like this little punk I went to grade school with that had a super raspy voice and would always crush up Tylenol and snort em off his desk... his name was T-Bone.
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Did he also shake the dandruff out of his hair into his sandwich, and then eat it?
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No, in 'The Breakfast Club' Ally Sheedy used her dandruff as snow on her drawing.
Her sandwich was the always delicious Cap'n Crunch and sugar packets on heavily buttered bread.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Sinead, take your meds please. You know, the prescribed ones. Bipolar disorder is such a bitch.
Sad and disgusting when someone resorts to this to get attention...hopefully her twits keep getting taken seriously, or her wishes might someday be fulfilled.
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The calliope crashed to the ground...
or maybe she's just an attention whore?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
She needs help. This was obviously a cry for help if she's tweeting about it instead of silently humbling herself and trying to get out of her dark place.
Twitter is NOT a suicide hotline. It is purely for twitpics of walking your dog in a cute hat. #unfollowsinead
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:05am.
I thought the Difficult Brown was Prince
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LOL!!
Sorry I just can't get enough of this wackjob. Of course she needs help and of course it would be horrible if she did in fact go see the great landlord in the sky personally BUT until such time I'm gonna laugh my difficult brown ass off at her lunacy.
She's Ireland's answer to Britt Britt circa 2007.
MK since you moved to Brooklyn you have turned into quite the little hipster, eh?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky