Magic Mike In The Morning
Steven Soderbergh's Magic Mike isn't coming out in theaters equipped with plastic-wrapped seats and popcorn butter that can double as lube until June, but they're already pushing out stills to keep nipples hard and panty cream churning until the summer.
Entertainment Weekly put out those pictures of Channing Tatum (that's Carol O'Neal to you and me), Alex Pettyfer, Adam Rodriguez and Matt Boner flexing their cum gutters as male strippers. One thing I've learned from these pictures is that I ain't shit, because I should've went to nipple waxing school and gotten a job as the head man hair puller on this movie. These dudes are as hairless as a baby worm's pussy. Living The Life is dipping Adam Rodriguez in a tub of NADS and wrapping him in a cocoon of wax strips before pulling that shit off fast. Then I'd carefully pluck each hair off the strips, wash them all off and knit them into a g-string onesie for me to wear around the house. That's not creepy. It's called BEING GREEN! Damn me to hell for not coming up with this sooner.
And I know we've only seen like two or three pictures from this no-no puckering mess, but it sort of does look like the dude version of Showgirls. Showguys! Steven Sodbergh better not disappoint and he better include a scene where Matt pushes Alex down the stairs and Channing rides Matthew McConaughey's dick in a pool while flopping around like a Beverly Hills mermaid having a seizure.
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"To me, Sally Struthers seems like the kind of party girl who goes to a crowded bar by herself, guzzles down Singapore Sling after Singapore Sling and dances like the wild wild woman she is to Paradise By The Dashboard Light before passing out after last call in a dark booth in the back."
OMFG!! It's like MK's been watching the security cameras in my hometown bar. That's some straight up Midwest townie bar shit right there!
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lol channing tatum is an absolute fit fanatic - I bet this movie is awful but will still get millions of girls going to watch it lol
I'd really like to know more about their diet. I am sure they're popping a lot of protein shakes. If I knew my boyfriend would look like that I would start him on USN protein shakes as for tomorrow.
what is this movie even about?
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LOL Matt BONER! Instead of Bomer.. GOrgeous guy ..anyway, I'm a but worried about this film ..the fact that Sode is the director to a film that sounds like an even worse film than showgirls..GeeSus I'm freaking out here.. Please god don't let it be BAD.. I love SS
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yikes, i had to google Alex to be reminded who he used to be, he looks fat and bloated here probably cause of all the protein shakes they make him drink, needs to loose the weight/bulk after this shit is over cause that look was working so much better for him:
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9500000/Alex-Pettyfer-alex-pettyf...
now he just looks like he could be a random randyblue model,
Blah. I thought Alex P. was skinnier than that. I don't like those untoned arms. I hate it when guys bulk up their arms but don't tone. Just looks like a bunch of flab. He needs to go back to blonde, anyway.
Channing has the better body, but otherwise I'm disinterested in the face.
yes please yes please yes please yes please
heh well those of you who are moaning that this will be "too gay" - i hear that there will be female strippers in it too because the makers are worried about there being too much man nipple and we cant have the hetero guys in the audience moaning about the power of the man nipple turning them gay (yeah because it aint like they get enough female TNA in every other fucking movie includind the kids ones-i'm looking at you michael fucking bay!)
Submitted by LA on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 1:26pm.
Where's my boyfriend JOE MAN JELLO?
probably getting his chest waxed.
nothing about these photos is sexy to me.
Please tell me there's a hot love scene between Alex Pettyfer and Channing Tatum.
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I will solely be there to oggle Adam Rodriguez. Adds post to fapp files.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
I was hoping this would be more...fantasy-inducing. Matthew "Boner" is okay but boring. I guess I am getting older as I'd rather see Ralph Fiennes or Sean Bean all dolled up and ready to strip. Can you imagine those two aging Brits in shape and popping ass? I sure can. ;)
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Channing Tatum brought back the skinny and he almost looks like not a lot days passed by since his sexy modeling days:
http://cdn03.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/channing-t...
http://amygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Channing-Tatum-Remin...
Looks like the cover of a gay porn dvd.
I read that as 'ALEX Rodriguez' and almost quit this site! MK don't disappoint. I know you're a tart but even you wouldn't dip that low.
Who's that hot slut on the right?
I like, I like!
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Man I used to know some male strippers back in the day and one thing those men all had in common with one another is that they were all very narcissistic personalities. Like a bunch of bisexual David Lee Roth or Fabio wannabees. I didn't find any of them but one attractive, its just not sexy at all when someone tries too hard to be that way and has such an attention grabbing, self-absorbed personality to match. Everytime my female friends want to go out and see some I tell them I think I'll pass. Those kind of men just aren't where the sexy really is..
Hate dude strippers but I'll watch anything called "Magic mike", even if the only ho I
I'm even remotely interested in is Adam Rodriguez.
Hate dude strippers but I'll watch anything called "Magic mike", even if the only ho I
I'm even remotely interested in is Adam Rodriguez.
12stepstohell - too fucking right we should petition for that movie to be done innit? i'll direct for free and Bomer can have all the money in my piggybank, which is precisely £4.67. hey, its an "art" film-he should expect a pay cut. now where did i put those leather thongs and studded cuffs they'll be wearing?!
Where's my boyfriend JOE MAN JELLO?
Submitted by Dannii on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 11:31am.
oh screw the others we all know its about the Bomer! there should just be 2 hours of him gyrating at the screen...or even better throw Henry Cavill in there with him for a bit of face licking....yum.
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Right?! Best idea EVER! THAT movie would be watchable.
I usually don't go for the pretty boy type but I would let Matt Bomer do anything he wanted to me.
I wonder what this dork has on Soderbergh.
I've had the misfortune of catching this Tatum guy in a few films. So bad. Like, makes Keanu look like Brando bad. Not sure how he keeps getting acting gigs.
The road to mainstream is sometimes done with babysteps of mediocrity. Gotta start somewhere. That and they are palatable enough to be very amusing to some. :)
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Good god. This movie should be called "Butterface."
This movie is for amateur prudes who wouldn't know a dick if they were choking on it which probably accounts for why there is apparantly no frontals in it. You know how some women like that get- "is that rlly what they look like? Zomg! Eww. I wanna see more. EW!" - so annoying. Those women and old bitchy queens who will probably critique their bodies as if they're any authority on the matter. Don't waste the scratch, people.
my biggest fear is that in the feeble minds of future manwhores of the world this movie could prove to be a stepping stone to a glut of megamanwhores to come. Flash Dance anyone?
p.s. cant wait for the south park parody
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
btw does bomer have any other face? google his deer caught in the headlights can someone teach this kids any other facial expressions?
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Why the FUCK! does he keep doing that daniel craig face just like in that magazine he recently came out on same stupid daniel craig face
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Channing's (what kind of name is that) face is kinda derp.
oh screw the others we all know its about the Bomer! there should just be 2 hours of him gyrating at the screen...or even better throw Henry Cavill in there with him for a bit of face licking....yum.
Submitted by mbar on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 11:07am.
Channing Tatum wrote this movie. It's about his short lived experience as a male stripper before he became an actor. If you don't believe me, check out his Wikipedia page.
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"Short lived experience" makes it sound more socially acceptable, like it happened by some kind of accident. The truth is, those guys are also big-time hustlers... What they do on stage is their "storefront." The real business takes place outside of the clubs. Same thing for porn stars: most are hustlers who charge A LOT for their private services.
Even though I find their bodies hot, I think male stripers are ghey.
Hairless twinks, whatever....
These boys are HOT!!!!!
YUM YUM YUM on some Channing Tatum (if that's his real name)
Matt Bomer looks like a male stripper from the 80's. One that was one trial for killing his rich 64 year-old palm beach socialite wife.
snowy - yes, HOOOOOOOOT!
Channing Tatum wrote this movie. It's about his short lived experience as a male stripper before he became an actor. If you don't believe me, check out his Wikipedia page.
matt bomer is gorgeous...but i sure as hell don't want to see this movie...
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Submitted by I_cant_hear_u on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 10:57am.
Ummmm did anyone else notice Kevin Nash looming in the left corner?
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Holy fuck that dose look like Kevin Nash!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 10:55am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 10:54am.
Ain't nothing wrong with some PBR and Rodeo! ;)
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Betchu eat you some squirrel, too, huh Booster Seat? ;)
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Ummmm did anyone else notice Kevin Nash looming in the left corner? WTF?! Puhlease tell me he's not part of the act.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 10:54am.
Ain't nothing wrong with some PBR and Rodeo! ;)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Hawtness! Looking forward as have been hearing a lotta buzz about it everywhere, even better if it's 'So Bad, it's Good'! I have a feeling this is the year of the Panty Creamer, mark my words... HaHaha. Could they use some more hairy young Tom Sellecky-types? Yes. Should you be thinking such things while looking at all this candy? HELL NO! Magic showboys.
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Channing Tatum looks inbred as hell and like his Match.com profile would say he likes PBR (both the beer and the rodeo) and gopher huntin'.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
M.E. he's so freaking hot and I don't even watch the show
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Matt Bomer is gorgeous! Gorgeous I say!
Hahahahaa guest!!
Dirk I knew about the casting couch thing but not about WB! Go Tennessee, I had no idea that actual class existed in Hollywood.
This is a horror movie right?