Mena Suvari Is Legally Quitting Her Husband Of 18 Months
After 18 long months (that's three eternities in Kardashian years) of wearing a wedding band, Mena Suvari has decided that her wedding band would look a lot better off of her finger and in the palm of a pawn shop clerk, because she has filed for divorce from her second husband Simone Sestito. A two-time divorcee by the age of 32! Mena is living the life I was supposed to live if gay marriage was legalized in the late 90s. DAMN HER! But all jokes aside, it really is a sad day when the couple name of SiMen SuTit is no more.
People says that Mena and Simone became wife and husband in a beautiful pre-divorce ceremony two Junes ago in a private church in Vatican City, Italy (or as I called it when I got into a shoving match with some Eastern European bitches in front of a nativity scene, "Faticunt City"). Mena says in divorce papers filed in L.A. that they officially stopped staring at each other's faces on a daily basis on November 1, 2011. Mena doesn't want to pay spousal support and says that "irreconcilable differences" is the reason why their marriage drowned in a bath tub full of rose petals as Kevin Spacey tried to molest it.
I can already hear whores screaming about how these young Hollywood sluts don't take the sanctity of marriage seriously anymore. NEWS FLASH! Nobody takes the sanctity of marriage seriously anymore. That's why the sanctity of marriage gave up, moved to Reno and now works the 1am-6am shift at strip club under the name Sanctitty Mirage. But really, I'm sure Mena and Simone tried to really make it work. You try sleeping next to a woman whose satellite head spits out the sound of static all night, because aliens from another universe are trying to send signals to it. Besides, how can Mena compete with JLo who is paying Simone (JLo knows him as "Casper") $10,000 to be her kept bitch?
Wow I wish my ass looked that good. Damn!!!
HER milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
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that ass has plenty of miles left on it. yummy.
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For an Italian, he is not good looking. He is a five at best in Italy. Those tattoos and sunglasses are hideous.
This was the best she could do?
What is it with these hollywood chicks who go for the shaved head gangsta wannabe tatted down hipster douchebags? Hollywood chicks: open your eyes...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Perfect ass and hideous thighs, calves and cankles.
Problem is, if she starved off her cankles, she'd probably lose her ass too. She already has no tits so girlfriend gotta have sumpin' sumpin' goin' on even if it means being a pear.
The ass and the thighs - who knew?
A designer friend who was in LA in the late 90s had her over for a fitting once and afterward she refused to work with her again.
Oh well here today gone tomorrow. What is love if but a fleeting moment whilst munching on a chocolate gelato and dizzily locking eyes with an Italian heart throb on a dizzy afternoon until one day you realize he is no heart throb?
Oh well. Nothing personal, I’m going to be in my room answering my match.com replies….
Next?
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/oh-well-mena-suvari-is-calling-i...
Oh well here today gone tomorrow. What is love if but a fleeting moment whilst munching on a chocolate gelato and dizzily locking eyes with an Italian heart throb on a dizzy afternoon until one day you realize he is no heart throb?
Oh well. Nothing personal, I’m going to be in my room answering my match.com replies….
Next?
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/oh-well-mena-suvari-is-calling-i...
I just read someone that posted that in these http://stupidcelebrities.net/2008/04/03/mena-suvaris-strapless-bikini-ph... pictures she doesn't look all that great.
Are you on an acid trip? She has a phenomenal body!! I for one have curvy thighs like her and at least here in Puerto Rico that is considered super super sexy. I give her a 10. And her ass looks amazing!! Now excuse me, I must go do power squats.
My what a lovely ass she has.
Submitted by Satan on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 12:44am.
Dat ass is nice but the thick thighs down to the cankles are not so foin.
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Just look from the ass up, and stop at the haircut. It's also only to work if you like tiny boobs.
Submitted by Neurotic on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 6:55pm.
Off topic: anybody watching this Saints-49ers game? Holy shit, this is a fantastic ending and I spent most of the first half passed out on the couch
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Saw it. :(
Dat ass is nice but the thick thighs down to the cankles are not so foin.
DAT ASS!
My first thought was damn - if she is 32 - I am really getting fucking old! My second that was her soon to be ex-husband is sort of a hottie - then I looked at some other pictures of him and well....those short guys always pack a big one!
Thank you Mena for making me just do my butt video. Not that mine is anywhere near that nice but still, motivation.
Back in the 90's Mena S. use to rave out with my friends. I was told she use to date one of the better known rave DJ's back then and this was way before her acting career started. She must of been like 13 and raving out all night,crazy girl. I cant believe her booty, she got ass!
I'm 5'2 and have no problem with the short dudes. I think they can be kind of sexy actually.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by Vern on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 1:21pm.
Sandy that avie is truly the work of the devil.
---It is actually. And I'll make sure to let her know you appreciate it :)
It cracks me up, it does. I imagine the cat is making one of those blood curdling cat sounds as well. Y'know caterwalling.
Sandy,
I think you: (the debil) are particularly gifted when working with cat motifs. My other favorite (which is REALLY hard to distinguish from your illustrious line-up) is the RHW of Beverly Hills dead husband cat toy edition. I know that one got run out of Dodge rather quickly, but, I for one, was a fan! So, I caterwall in your general direction! :ooooo
xoxoxo
Vern
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Sanctitty Mirage--can i steal this one for my next shift?
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I've been looking at the wrong end of Mena, Mina, whooha. She got a nice tush.
Yeah, divorce already. You're behind times.
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Bummer the marriage crumbled.
Mena's got a nice bum and a (soon to be Ex) husband that looks like he just sauntered over from the Jersey shore.
I think the hubs is kind of hot. Maybe it's the tats. I dig short guys, too.
Also, she has a nice badonkadonk.
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DAY YUM! DAT ASS! http://www.usgirl.org/files/media/2010/07/Mena-Suvari-03.jpg definite would NOT hit her piece. I can't! With the short fellas...
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rocklobster, late in the condoling you, but still, sorry to hear the bad news about your dog :\
Off topic: anybody watching this Saints-49ers game? Holy shit, this is a fantastic ending and I spent most of the first half passed out on the couch.
I take it back. She has a cute little bod from
all angles.
Ive always found mena to be incredibly attractive.. she should be talked about more.. and ax the pitt jolie shit and insert her..
1. Y'all remember when she went through her lesbian phase? I do!
2. The ass looks juicy in that photo but I suspect it doesnt look that good from other angles.
3. People don't want to date for a long time because other people pester the SHIT out of you to get married already. I can't been TELL you how many people were so sure Mr. Hekki was stringing me along because we were engaged for years before we got married. The only reason I got married was that I wanted our kids to be born in wedlock.
Wow..same issue. My bf and I have been dating for almost seven years. EVERYONE asks us if we are married or when are we getting married. It is ANNOYING!
Thongs look terribly uncomfortable. I'd rather see that ass in white cotton panties.
I agree with everyone who has said she's got a great ass. I am absolutely jealous!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Was she once a gymnast? That's gymnast bum!
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Yeah, lovely peach of an ass but stubby cigarette butt legs. Meh.
Rocky - my condolences re your beloved pup. My heart goes out to you.
Ooooo dementa, I didn't know that. good for her!
She was pretty creepy on AHS, so maybe that's her niche
Submitted by Jintess on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 5:02pm.
She also played an apprentice serial-killer in Psych. I bet they ask her to come back, too.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
what a horrible last name to have Sestito-spanish for Small Basket(laundry).
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
HELLO leann, and what's her name who got peed on, this is what an ass should look like. Wish mine looked like that... Seriously, I'm jealous.
Submitted by FluffKitteh on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 2:49pm.
I always thought she was so pretty--does she act anymore?
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I am not sure about other stuff, but I do know she played the Black Dahlia in a few episodes of American Horror Story this past season.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 3:11pm.
Actually, MI4 is pretty good. Lots of action, so you kind of ignore Cruise is in it. It isn't Shakespeare, but it is solidly entertaining for two hours. And RENNER! The man just knows how to look good in a suit.
On topic- Mena definitely has a nice butt!
That's one cute ASS!
Her ass is pretty awesome!
And why did they bother getting married at all if they weren't in it for the long haul? Why do people get married instead of DATING a little longer?! Is she like JeLo with acting ability, she can't just date a guy but has to get married?
Mebbe they figured, "Hey, we're in Rome, world capital of gorgeous churches! MUST GET HITCHED!"
Forget about Kum Lardassian. Mena Suvari is the real heir to Liz Taylor's marriage record!
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DAYUM that ASS.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
13 inch dick? 13 years old? Oh I see Mena is into cholos now. A long way from dj's and pepaws.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."-MK
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She could do waaaaaaay better than him, and yes her ass is amazing
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
her hubs is G-ross. Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
sanctitty mirage ----bwaaaaaahahhahaha MK damn u! being all funny on a gdamn Saturday and shit.
<3uuuuuu!!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Submitted by GingeMinge on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 2:28pm.
Isn't Mena Suvari dominatrix to the stars or some such thing?
I thought that was Leelee Sobieski.
"Saw MI4 over xmas with my dad. OMG! Renner looks so damn good in a suit. I feel like a 14 yr old school girl with a crush on an actor! * shame face*"
Glad no one ran you off. I would have to had to go full-on Boston on a ho. Thanks for the MI4 update. I want to see it for our pocket boyfriend, but Tommy Girl gives me a massive cases of the dry heaves. I'll just have to suck it up for the sake of our man.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Sanctitty Mirage!!!
Oh lordy-that is hilarious!
Oh my. MK in Vatican City. Ma dragged your ass to church.