Sunday, January 15th 2012
Now We Know Who Really Has The Moves In The Spears Family
Brit Brit Spears posted this video the other day of SPF busting moves in her Home Goods showroom of a living room and let's just say that if any members of the Spears family should be charging $125 a ticket, it should be SPF! The best part is when SPF pushes JJ into the invisible wings for trying to upstage his ass by rolling in front of him. SPF is a one-Cheetoling show.
Brit Brit's concert understudy has been found. SPF doesn't even need to learn the lyrics to her songs. Just give him a piece of Bubble Yum to chew on and he'll look like he has better lip-synch skills than Brit Brit does. A star in the Cheetoverse has been born.
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Francine, my kid and the tiny dancer here are 2weeks apart. Anytime I film him doing something like this it's silent. If he knew he was being recorded he would have stopped dancing and started doing something a 6 year old thinks is better entertainment, like making faces or doing karate.
The video is really cute!
Oh are we posting videos?? No kids in this one, just drunkin MJ experience on new years! Enjoy!
http://youtu.be/qNlLqHzWVJQ
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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!
Submitted by kndall44 on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 1:57am.
..."Things bog down when the comment section gets clique-y with personal msgs back and forth.
Maybe impose a rating system on comments, so readers can sort by highest rating."
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A rating system would just make it more "clique'y" and it would probably turn into some kind of contest to see who is rated higher. JMHO I think the earlier post of having some sort of instant message or the forums back would be more helpful.
On topic:
Why does Britney's living room look like a cheesy tract home's?
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Off topic:
Spot-on lolainchesaway, MK's the most clever writer in the business, and many times reader posts are just as witty. Things bog down when the comment section gets clique-y with personal msgs back and forth.
Maybe impose a rating system on comments, so readers can sort by highest rating.
I just had to come back and I read some of the back comments and by the looks of it sounds like fishy francine should rename herself La Dama De Buzz Killington.
As far as abuse and exploitation it exists but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and this video was just a boy dancing and being cute not of him naked in the bath or whatever twisted shit some fuck out there finds arousing .
Hopefully Francie Fish got all the attention she needed tonight and can actually use all that save the children passion and maybe go and become a CASA worker for kids in the foster care system. Either way to me this seems like the wrong site to get all advocaty *not a word obvs*
@ Evil Cupake,
Honestly I figured the forums were still open considering the option to click on it is still available. And since I never go on them I'd have no reason to know they were shut down.
Maybe we can all get together and petition to bring them back? Possibly even help MK with the operating costs by all who post on the forum to pay a $1 monthly fee or perhaps a chat feature? The benefits of the latter being that you can respond to each other in real time.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."-MK
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Dang, don't you hate it when you're trynna shake your groove thang and your stupid younger brother rides into your space on his Big Wheel!
Seriously though people, whether you're a celebrity or not, parading your kids on Youtube is just asking for a messed up life for them. Let them make that choice when they're old enough to decide for themselves!
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... the sanctity of marriage gave up, moved to Reno and now works the 1am-6am shift at strip club under the name Sanctitty Mirage.
I am beyond hoffified
Submitted by lolainchesaway on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 8:12pm.
There are no forums anymore, and on the weekends, there are fewer threads, so people tend to chat more. How much can you talk on one subject?
We do have open post.
That's because francine is an alt. Don't expect her to tell who she really is.
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Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 7:04pm.
it's all good Stoney..I really do enjoy reading your posts.
I have never heard of Francine
@Francine-Fishpaw
So long as MK is coherent enough to type I will always log on to dlisted because lets face it the bitch is a comedic genius.
I remember since before we needed usernames to comment here how freaking hilarious people's comments were. I don't think I have enough fingers or toes to count the times I would laugh so loud that whoever was in the next room just had to rush to my computer and see what the fuss was all about. Only to have them have the same reaction and next thing you know we were cutting, pasting and emailing each other our favorite comments and continuing the laughs.
I've noticed that in the last year it's only gotten worse and even though I'm off topic I had to say something at least once. Because really you see about 300 comments on a post only to click on one and really find about 40-50 that are related to the post and the rest about someone's personal issue.
By no means am I trying to be high and mighty or off topic or saying you can't type your personal stuff but if you do take it to the forums. Or maybe we can all petition MK to have some sort of chat feature so the people who want to go off on something unrelated to the post can do so without others having to scroll through pages of unrelated content.
Basically I just really miss that energy of snarky cuntiness that dlisted has always been great at. Craigslist rants and raves used to be really funny too *where I actually got the link to dlisted back 2005* until all the racists twats took it over with their drivel. It now it seems like the comments section on dlisted is going through the same. =( *minus the racism of course*
I sincerely doubt I'm the only one who feels like this.
*Fishy,
Maybe the reason I didn't know about the forums being shut down is that I don't come here to get personal. Once again I come here to LAUGH. If your comments are anything to go by you're obviously to dense to get that.*
And on that note, I'm off to watch some stand-up comedy on the netflix queue. Gnite y'all!
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."-MK
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Kitty, all I said is that she posted the video herself. I see nothing wrong with that. I was addressing the fact that Francine has her panties all in a wad thinking some pervert is behind this like an episode of SUV or some shit. I think I have overestimated some people's ability to comprehend sarcasm.
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*throws cheerios at Brits kids*..i luv lil kids..
peace stoney
Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:31pm.
I wonder if Britney plays that and who has the high score?
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THIS is a question I want an answered!
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Side note:
The 'forums' have been shut-down since mid 2011.
Pay attention or shove your head back up your asshole so you can smell greener pastures.
both of brit's kids are adorable!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by lolainchesaway on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 6:21pm.
Funny that. You just added a useless overwrought turd of a post whilst lamenting same.
Brazilliant.
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:40pm.
What part of BRITNEY posted this video do you not understand???? There is no need for an Interpol investigation into cheeto child porn. We don't need to find out if the butler did it in the billiards room with a candlestick. She posted the goddamn video herself. I
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Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 6:20pm.
I have no idea what you are talking about, kittymuffin. I see nothing wrong with this video or the dentist kid.
I apologize, I may have read it wrong.
Dude what the hell is going on with these comment threads??? A lot of you seem all high and mighty about anything and everything. I come here to laugh my ass off and to read the snark on whatever topic MK covers on a post.
Correct me if I'm wrong but what the fuck are the forums for?
I started with Dlisted and Perez and guess which one I stopped reading because of its sanctimonious tone? The world is fucked enough as it is without having another place of refuge invaded by negative and depressive crap. Neither you and I should have to scroll through a bajillion comments on unrelated bullshit when all we want to do is laugh. Just sayin'
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."-MK
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I have no idea what you are talking about, kittymuffin. I see nothing wrong with this video or the dentist kid.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
cheeto child porn
is just wrong
Submitted by CholaMom on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:38pm.
There was some documentary about her on MTV a couple of years ago (the one where her dad dressed as a horrifying clown to scare the kids) and her whole house was pretty normal and nothing ostentatious. It didn't even seem exceptionally huge.
I don't know if this is the same one or not.
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That house was her home in the Summit, which she has been unable to sell in 4 years - because of her 5051 hold there - anyway, she lives in Calabasas now.
Ed McMahon (ironically who worked with her as a kid) protested Britney living in the Summit - he said she brought the area down and prevented him selling his home, which later made him bankrupt!!
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:12pm.
Well, considering I work at a studio where teach dance to kids, I think I am pretty clued in on the fact that singing and dancing is "what kids do." That has nothing to do with my point that Britney posted this video herself and the theory that some random "help" snuck a camera into her living room and posted this video online iis
fucking ridiculous.
people put there kids on internet all the time..
yeah her/it and a million other people on youtube..how do you think Justin bieber got discovered ..
look at that kid all effed up on the dentist..jack..soo that's ok put a kid jacked up from the dentist..is ok ..but a kid singing and dancing is not..why cause is Brits kid
I wonder if Britney plays that and who has the high score?
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
OH! * Lightbulb goes on* Now this entire thread makes sense. Well at least the part with all the incessant arguing taking place.
Jesus christ. She meant "the non-existent issue" is your dumbass theory that you wouldn't even be pushing if you had read the first line under the video which reads BRIT BRIT SPEARS POSTED THIS VIDEO THE OTHER DAY....
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Oh, yeah. Save the children, Fraggle. Especially the ones that should have been aborted, according to you. Then nobody could starve them in a closet, right? You used to be somewhat witty , but now you are just pathetic.
Yes, please tell us about how cruel humans can be, and then three posts later prove it, by telling people , they should have aborted their handicapped children.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Francine-Fishpaw on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:11pm.
TrashyWilma on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:02pm.
Yes, fighting for children's rights is a 'non-existent issue'.
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Really. If you wanna make a difference - you should probably start with the public school down the street. I'll bet you'll find LOTS to be angry about there.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
damn dp
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
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Well, considering I work at a studio where teach dance to kids, I think I am pretty clued in on the fact that singing and dancing is "what kids do." That has nothing to do with my point that Britney posted this video herself and the theory that some random "help" snuck a camera into her living room and posted this video online iis
fucking ridiculous.
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TrashyWilma on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:02pm.
Yes, fighting for children's rights is a 'non-existent issue'.
Wow. You must be mighty proud of your Queen Elizzybeth nose pickin' self.
Did it EVER occur to you, EVER, that children often have NO voice to speak up for themselves? Especially mentally challenged children who are shoved in closets and starved to death or left to die in their wheelchairs in a broom closet? I bet some sick fuck would PAY to watch some poor child die slowly and cruelly.
You have NO idea how cruel humans can be to fellow humans, otherwise you wouldn't be so flippant and callous with your responses to me.
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Since the "pimping children" topic is waaaay old, let me just say how irritating both Ghouliana Rancic and Gaycrest are in their comments to the actors arriving for the GG's.
Anyway why would a "maid" upload something on youtube? Wouldn't they sell the video? Putting it on youtube would probably just get them fired...What would be the point?
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@louise_brooks: That was achally her parents house.
I'ma give Britney this: she never really seemed to want to pimp her kids. Is she using them to promote HERSELF? Sure. Her fans are on her 24/7 about how cute they are and they want to see more. It seems to me this was a way for her to give them what they want without REALLY exposing them. But Britney is a puppet - if her teams wants them pimped they will eventually get pimped. That's not on her - that's the "company" at fault there.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
I respect Britney for giving her kids normal names, something rare enough in the entertainment industry.
ETA: he's actually pretty good for his age.
SO she IS pimping her children out!
GREAT.
NOT.
Didn't we all have this fucked up convo over Michael Jackson a few years ago?
Submitted by Francine-Fishpaw on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:51pm.
Sorry, but, if this was an authentic "home vid" you'd have heard some gum-chompin' and some "Ya'll so cute!" bits. Nope. The interloper who was filming was a silent cretin. I hope he/she gets fired for this.
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It looks like you've spent an entire afternoon trying to push a non-existent issue. Congrats. Trolls sometimes really surprise me with their tenacious spirit.
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:40pm.
What part of BRITNEY posted this video do you not understand???? There is no need for an Interpol investigation into cheeto child porn. We don't need to find out if the butler did it in the billiards room with a candlestick. She posted the goddamn video herself. I
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I see a young kid singing and dancing in front of a TV...do you have kids..Stoney?..it's what they do
See? Click on her channel. It takes you straight to this - there's not even an ad: http://www.youtube.com/user/BritneySpears
PS. it seems to me this bitch only makes music and vids now to sell perfume. It must be working cuz they keep doing it.
PPS. Wow. Not bad. Go figure.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
It doesn't take but half an hour for a Britney sized celeb to find and remove a Youtube vid if they don't like it. It would be gone by now. Especially if it's on HER channel.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by CholaMom on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:38pm.
There was some documentary about her on MTV a couple of years ago (the one where her dad dressed as a horrifying clown to scare the kids) and her whole house was pretty normal and nothing ostentatious. It didn't even seem exceptionally huge.
I don't know if this is the same one or not.
The child being shoved by his older brother and yelling out, "Mahhhhhh" is hardly proof positive that some cunty 'help' didn't film this.
Sorry, but, if this was an authentic "home vid" you'd have heard some gum-chompin' and some "Ya'll so cute!" bits. Nope. The interloper who was filming was a silent cretin. I hope he/she gets fired for this.
O god, peeples, let's just be clear. EVERYBODY KNOWS you need a reality element to make it these days. But they are trying to keep Britney under lock and key cuz her spontaneous living is very easy to trash on. Her HUSBANDTOBE is an agent and manager. I'm 100 percent sure they uploaded this for fans in the absence of any kind of peek into her life ever. It's just good PR.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by Phoebe on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:43pm.
I don't usually say much on here, but this is ridiculous.
Your opinion doesn't have to be accepted by everyone and you're crossing the DListed line with your insults.
Maybe some fresh air would help you. Or everyone else on here.
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AMEN! Finally, someone gets it! YAY Phoebe!
Is it really necessary to call people stupid whores or dumb sluts when you don't even know them? What purpose does it serve? Comments are comments after all, no need for foul-mouthed attacks on one another. And aww shucks, you hurt my internet feelings :(
Submitted by CholaMom on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:38pm.
Am I the only one who thinks how ordinary Brit Brit's living room looks?? No weird pictures on the walls, no zebra rug, not a 14-foot television?
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Yeah, that's why we REALLY need to see her basement! That's where all the goods are, fersure.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
I don't usually say much on here, but this is ridiculous.
Your opinion doesn't have to be accepted by everyone and you're crossing the DListed line with your insults.
Maybe some fresh air would help you. Or everyone else on here.
AW! He dances just like Mommy!
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Sorry, double post
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