Open Golden Globes Post: Hosted By The Dog From The Artist
I turned on E! a little while ago and watched Nicole Richie tell Ryan Gaycrest, "Yeah, my hair is by SUAVE professionals," so I already know that tonight's theme is FUCKERY. I would've joined Nicole's fan club if she said that her dress was by Charlotte Russe Couture and her shoes were by Chinese Laundry Black Label, but she didn't. Anyway, it's the Golden Globes tonight and it's that time of year when we watch half of Hollywood ignore the full bottles of champagne on the table (that's the hardest part in watching this mess) as Ricky Gervais (aka the HARDEST and BADDEST comedian on the stroll aka the Crips of comedians aka Blah Blah Blah) makes fun of celebwhores to their faces. EDGY! But importantly, it's also when we all get to swallow bottles of 100 proof whatever while making fun of whores wearing dresses that cost more than our EVERYTHING!
I've blown the dust off of my Twatter and will be throwing shit on there throughout the night. As I've said before, the IRS is auditing my ass, so I'll be spending most of the night doing something called drunk puttingshitfortheIRStogethersoIwontgotoprison. So when your stash goes dry halfway through the 15-hour long ceremony, throw in an extra FUCK MY LIFE for me.
Da doggie steals the show, I was hoping the little guy would poop or pee on the red carpet that would have stolen the show...exressed all our feelings over the tanned titties which is all I associate golden globes with.
In the spirit of Rachel Zoe, Reese and Angelina SHUT IT DOWN.
Charlize looked too cutesy, Michelle Williams looked hot---literally. Sarah Michelle Gellar and that awful tie dye will go down in the "anals" of fashion history don't.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 12:24am.
And Madonna correcting herself for using "who" instead of "whom" and then fucking up grammatically in her very next line? LMFAO. She's the most pretentious, faux-intellectual cunt on the planet. Her airs are so fucking pathetic at this point.
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ITA & not even sure her correction was correct. waiting for Sir Elton to call her out on her stupid.
Dern and Dane dresses were great.
eta: correction was correct. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2087192/Golden-Globes-2012-... she's annoying.
get outa there.....run like the wind little dog.....shark infested waters !!!!
Fashion on carpets just catching up
Looked damn good
Charlize
Angelina
Natalie beautiful visage. Filled out looks more womanly but what is with always in pink?
Looked not so good
Nicole
What the hell were the side bags at her bustline
Tilda should put some red in her mop
Blue dresses sucked Williams hated
Reds were meh
Whom let Rooney out in that?
Wii is that her name? Oh dear
Capshaw hair needs TLC
Calista should not have worn tea length as queen of mini skirt!
Red carpet so called fashion is boringgggah!
Jolie for the win
Try to eat, try mung bean stew with quinoa
'goes in search of Golden Globe re-run'
Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
precious little citizen deserves hugs and love!
Focus gurl. While your unique spin on a week in prison would be literary gold, we really really don't want you playing pass-the-culo with some guy called Pelon.
Jack Handy:
Not all atheists are assholes. ;)
The dog is very cute.
And the Hollywood filthy cunts will continue to stink and think they matter in the scheme of things.
I wonder if the atheist asshole Ricky Gervais was a dick.. oh wait, I wasn't wondering that at all.
Aww...what a dapper little guy! With his tie and shit on!! XD. Sooo cute!
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
I'm still waitong on dat email. CTFU
For someone who is against plastic surgery Kate Winslet is starting to look more nipped and tucked from one red carpet event to the next (and sour too, for that matter).
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ITA--KW looks like a plastic man. And her acceptance speech was awful. I refused to watch Mildred Pierce b/c no one can do Mildred like Joan Cunty Crawford. She owns the part, period.
A LOT of shiny, smooth foreheads tonight--who do these people think they're fooling?
Claire Danes: "The fist time *I* WON THIS AWARD...."
aghhh. *I* *WON* *BEFORE* *BITCHES*
And Madonna correcting herself for using "who" instead of "whom" and then fucking up grammatically in her very next line? LMFAO. She's the most pretentious, faux-intellectual cunt on the planet. Her airs are so fucking pathetic at this point.
Madonna's arms are scary. Just saw a clip of her trying to give it back to Ricky. Ricky was too tame this year. Gotta be the paycheck.
Some of the clips of Angie's face when George was reminiscing about seeing old friends like Brad...she looked confused and nervous. You can tell she doesnt like George but knew the camera was on her! And I think her dress was beautiful, just not on her. Michele Williams should have worn that dress instead of that ugly thing she had on! UGH
And really, this was a boring show compared to last year. I'm sure most of you all will agree.
I'm seeing an option to show replies, but not to make them. In the last few months, I've seen some comments with a reply option, but not tonight. Firefox here.
For someone who is against plastic surgery Kate Winslet is starting to look more nipped and tucked from one red carpet event to the next (and sour too, for that matter).
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Angie Jo killed it in Atelier Versace. Best dressed of the night for sure. Also on my best dressed list: Evan Rachel Wood, Michelle Williams, & Laura Dern.
Worst dressed: Sarah Michelle Gellar (tie-dye, really?), Natalie Portman (had enough excess fabric on her ass to make 2 more dresses), Nicole Kidman (ugly color & covered in some kind of cheap looking grommet things), & Melissa McCarthy (the dark green color didn't match her personality at all and it was just blah).
Everyone else was kinda safe/boring. Mila Kunis looked nice, but unremarkable. Zooey D. needs to fire her stylist ASAP, as her hair was awful & that dress was mediocre.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 11:27pm.
Hey angel!
Been aight, new job career 180 so been busy and missing mah Dlisted.
Is that chola Courtney *cough*bitchbelookingbeatandnotadayunder30*cough* stodden in your avie? I bow to your cholafication skillz
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Haha! Yes! You may rise! ;p
I haven't been here much either so this is the first I've seen of the whole "Show replies" thing - if you reply like that it's not chronological but if you do it the old fashioned way like I have to, it is. I'm wondering if I don't get it cuz I'm on Mozilla. Replies are a VERY good idea, I think.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
I think replies are a very good idea as well...handier when errybody can participate though. Catch 22 in the sense that you can avoid/ignore some convos, but have to keep opening several threads in a post when you wanna be a nosy ho... ;-P
MK needs to set up a live "new features" orientation/tech sesh where peeps can be set straight
For now it's just confusing when not erryone uses or has the option
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Mr. Mercury ♥
IRS audits and jury duty, two things that set the US apart.
Good luck with getting organized, MK!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
What's good? We off tomorrow for MLK day #realtalk
OoooOOOOooooh! I can SHOW replies tho! FUN!
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 11:01pm.
General question... Are we not using the "reply" feature or does it not work/show for errybody?
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I don't gots one and btw, how YOU doin? :)
PS. Oooh...the edit button got cute tho.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Hey angel!
Been aight, new job career 180 so been busy and missing mah Dlisted.
Is that chola Courtney *cough*bitchbelookingbeatandnotadayunder30*cough* stodden in your avie? I bow to your cholafication skillz
So does that mean for the non-reply option havers the threads are still chronological? Ugh don't make my ass fire up the laptop to find out... I'm on the mobile version right now fwiw
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Well, no one told me about her
The way she lied
Well, no one told me about her
How many people cried
Well, it’s too late to say you’re sorry
How would I know, why should I care
Please don’t bother trying to find her
She’s not there...oh oh oh
Nobody told me about her
What could I do
Well, nobody told me about her
Though they all knew
Well, it’s too late to say you’re sorry
How would I know, why should I care
Please don’t bother trying to find her
She’s not there....
Well, let me tell you about the way she looked
The way she acted, the color of her hair
Her voice is soft and cool
Her eyes are clear and bright
But she’s not there...
The Zombies? Really Satan? I would think you would want them to stay with you in the afterworld.
General question... Are we not using the "reply" feature or does it not work/show for errybody?
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Mr. Mercury ♥
"Titus is always in Affleck's movie's too. The Town and Gone Baby Gone if I remember correctly."
He sure as hell is. He was the brother in GBG, the cop working with the FBI in 'The Town' (Rrawr) and is going to be in his movie about the Iran hostage crisis. Gird your loins, girl, he's not only really smart in the link, he's funny as hell, which is such a panty buster for me.
See you around tomorrow. I have the day off, too.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Tony Montana bichezzz Jan 22 . Let's go!
"kiki, that sucks about the glass. You just feel like an idiot and are pissed at yourself the whole time cleaning up, (at least I do!). Then you STILL end up cutting yourself in a week or so on the sliver you miss..."
YES! This. Exactly. I'm the one moron on the planet who successfully broke a bottle of nail polish (seriously, I worked in a hair salon in my late teens/early twenties and after witnessing hundreds of bottles of polish dropping onto tiled floors I didn't even think breakage was possible) about a year ago and not only did the splattering polish wreck two pairs of shoes and a pair of boots, about two weeks after the incident a huge ass piece of glass lodged itself in the joint in my big toe. I actually heard the piece of glass cutting into my skin and suppressing after a major case of the hurls, I pulled the glass out in my tub. After suppressing a second major case of the hurls as my toe GUSHED blood, I ran my toe under water and wrapped it up. It hurt worse than a virgin's cooter after taking Fassbender's dick, and I couldn't walk on it right for two days. Damn you. GLASS!!!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Green Tea Latte,
Who be Trent?
@Andrei
Blogger/writer of pinkisthenewblog.com ... And I was jus axing/sayin MK! Don't get on my ass for instigatin' jus curious... Plus you know where my loyalties lie... ♥
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"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 9:36pm.
Oh man, that sucks! When I break something, my dogs fly right over to the place where there is broken crap and try their best to get hurt!"
Sadly my place doesn't allow fur friends, but back in the days when I did have dogs, they did always manage to make a beeline towards broken glass danger.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Anyone know why Trent from pitnb was kissing MK's ass on twatter tonight? Last I heard/knew they weren't the best of friends...
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
"Submitted by Aerialgreen on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 9:37pm.
We get it Clooney, you want Assbender inside you....sheesh Georgie gurl, you make a professional beard's job impossible!"
HAHAHAH! As I texted one my best girl friends forever 'He's as familiar with Assbender's dick as we are, and we're two straight chicks. The hell?!'
My friend: "Yeah...he pretty much just outed himself and Assbender is making a mental note not to be left alone with Clooney."
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
My cheap ass did not buy Paint Shop Pro. I got it from a friend.
Take your pick, QueenyB, either one of us are up for the task. No soul surcharges applied.
Welllllll excuse me and my cheap ass!!! lol thanks a lot though now i know what to tell my local comuter geek.
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 10:17pm.
Must have been a good time! Yeah that shit flies a lot farther than you think it will!
Night!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by QueenyBean on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 10:17pm.
From which site WRG?
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It's something that I have installed on my computer. It came with Paint Shop Pro.
Arlene, you too! Night all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 9:57pm.
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kiki, that sucks about the glass. You just feel like an idiot and are pissed at yourself the whole time cleaning up, (at least I do!). Then you STILL end up cutting yourself in a week or so on the sliver you miss...
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I switched to cans for beer because of breaking bottles in the kitchen and finding tiny and not-so-tiny pieces (usually with bare feet) weeks later. Months after the switch, I found a huge chunk of beer bottle under my bed. That must have been a wild fucking night, as my bedroom is completely carpeted.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 10:08pm.
Thanks, TexnDoc! Love that picture. Sir Elton can outbitch that bitch Madonna any day of the week!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
From which site WRG?
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
@Satan
Agreed. She looked gorgeous. Great color.
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
I can shrink a gif pretty easily. I use Animation Shop.
Laura Dern looked gorgeous in that deep green, sequined dress. Wow.
I have crushed on her ever since "Rambling Rose" and later in "Jurassic Park" when her gorgeous gams couldn't be contained by those rolled up khaki shorts.
*heavy sigh*
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Oh he was so thrilled to see her win. MK will dish tomorrow.
I want to put duct tape over Sophia Viagra's mouth.