Evening Crumbs
Oh, that RiRi's just in Hawaii, living the life, sucking on a blunt and wondering if those people hiding in the bushes are real life or if it's just the good shit playing paranoid tricks on her - Hollywood Tuna
The come to life ice sculpture that is Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are disciples of the Couples Who Get Highlights Together, Stay Together theory - Lainey Gossip
I'm mad that the script writers from Keeping Up With The Kardashians didn't add a scene where the SUV drives into a quicksand pit - The Superficial
DanRad naively thought he was just playing some hillbilly in an SNL skit, but had no idea that he has just become the objection of Tish Cyruses' lady erection - Towleroad
Rose McGowan should save it for her plastic surgeon - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
UPDATE: Kayte Walsh Grammer rolled doubles in the game of gold digging - Celebitchy
PEEN ALERT: Michael Fassbender's award-winning peen (and George Clooney's best friend) in Shame - OMG Blog
The Taming of Ricky Gervais - The Daily What
Gerard Butler's hair looks like something found in a tin at Panda Express - Popsugar
One of the Walking Dead zombies with a body wave and a tan = Cameron Diaz - Just Jared
What Rosie O'Donnell is trying to say is that her jaw broke four times from munching so much - ICYDK
A side-eye from MLK Jr. on MLK Jr. Day - Cityrag
ASKARS!!!! - I'm Not Obsessed
Oh please, we all know Quentin Tarantino's favorite movie of the year was Footloose - Videogum
Linda Kozlowski Kelly LeBrocked-up her face - Hollywood Rag
We don't like it either, Eva - SOW
What is up with Eva Longoria's neck in those pictures??
Girlfriend doesn't even bother to hide and tokes up in the open. Not smart.
yep...assbender is a hot piece...he was in some show on the bbcamerica where he played a a naughty ghost/witch/vampire or something (too lazy to google), and i thought he had beautiful eyes...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I love Fassbender ever since I saw him on Inglorious Basterds. Now I know his name. HOT :)
This explains her Ronald McDonald impersonation and busted weave cameo!
Team Ri-ho-ho, but ONLY if she passes the good shit to me!
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With a weave like that you know she's smoking the 'I Will Always Love You' special. I don't know what's worse, a busted weave or a much over due fill.
I've been Fassbent. Why do people go on about Ryan Reynolds with this sexy motherfucker around?
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 8:06pm.
JFC! Cammy's FACE! That woman is aging horribly.
I was just watching Knight and Day...Diaz and Cruise and I have to say she didn't look good in that movie either. I think it's all down hill from here!
I didn't really get the Fassbender thing until I watched him in the X-Men movie. Now i'm in love.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Why did Linda Koslowski do that to her face??? She was so cute and I wouldn't have recognized her now in a million years. *sigh* these Hollywood people, they never learn. Wrinkles are so much more preferrable to looking like some kind of Botoxed to the tits wax mannequin.
WAIT! A generic black woman with a Bob Marley blunt can't compete with Betty???? Quick!!! Call Britney!!!\*****************************************
Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Michael Assbender looks damn old for 34, damn! I thought the man was in his 50s & what is the big deal with his dick? Looks normal, I guess I been spolied cause I have had some cocks that would put Clooney in a coma!
I'm not sure that gal with Croc Dundee is Linda K. A couple of years ago I saw her in a shelter mag article about the house she and Paul Hogan renovated (quite well and tastefully), and this chick looks NOTHING like her.
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 7:56pm.
MORE FASSBENDER AND HIS PEEN PLEASE.
That man is achingly gorgeous.
A-friggin-men! Like Sans Fards said, he is a good actor, too. I'll have to add this one to my Netflix queue when it comes out. No one has mentioned Fishtank yet. He was very good in that as well.
I didn't watch the Golden Globes. Was Vanessa with Johnny Depp or are they really splitsville? Are you saying I have a chance?
UBF, yes ma'am. I love me some LL.
I know that it is probably wishful thinking on my part. But does anyone else want to see Betty White kick Rhianna's blunt-smoking ass? One is truly funny and entertaining, the other is...well. Choose your word.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Askars hit
Thank you
Lovely in that suit
Would he escort
Why not
What an evening
What would i wear
Find him perfect
Is he charming
IRL
Looked VERY GOOD
I don't get the fassbinder love either. He looks more like 50 than 35, he is aging so prematurely. And he's ugly. Pretty decent body, but for some reason it doesn't make me jealous. I can't see that peen well, but in the only sort of clear pic it looks like it is almost hard, and for an almost hard dick, that is not very impressive. It's a nice one, and if it was on a goodlooking guy I'd be all over it. But it doesn't look that big.
Speaking of little dicks, what about Cameron? Is she transmogrifying into Chyna? How does her clit measure up to Chyna's? To Chaz Bono's? Just curious.
Dan Rad, you and your treasure trail/forest are always a guilty pleasure. Same with the creepy guy who plays the target manager on SNL. Wish I could be in that 3some.
I loved learning that Kidman has kept her scandals out of Murdoch's trashy media empire by sucking up to that Chinese golddigger/vollyball player with the lightning fast reflexes. I never cared about her before, despite being associated with tommygirl, but now I will hate her forever.
Rose McGowan's current face gives me the sads. She was soooooo trashy/hot when she was in Scream (that miniskirt with the swirl on the back!). I used to even hang out occasionally with a guy who used to date her (mostly because he once dated her).
Ri Ri your weave is blunted.
What kind of GD cheap Walmart-esque pink shirt is she wearing!
JFC! Cammy's FACE! That woman is aging horribly.
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Always one more, you're never satisfied
Never one for all with you, it's only one for me
So, why draw the line? Meet you half the way
When you don't know what that means
really not understanding the whole Fassbender lovefest going on here ...
he looks like your average hick from your average trailer park who's inexplicably had some orthodontia.
so, so Hap-hap-happy! to see that uneducated, self-absorbed pig Rosie O'Donnell being taken down by a golddigger and not even seeing it coming.
haha! I am just giddy with shadenfreude! what a wonderful feeling!! made even more special by knowing it's gonna play out in a slow, painful and expensive way. Yes, life truly is wonderful sometimes, isn't it?
Chay, LL?? for realz? lol
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
MORE FASSBENDER AND HIS PEEN PLEASE.
That man is achingly gorgeous.
I would like a threesome with him and LL Cool J right about now. LL's birthday the other day conjured up some fantasies, and now add Fassbender - voila!
Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 7:45pm.
Weave.
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There's nothing nice in my head - the adult world took it all away.
That's a weave. If it's a wig, it's half way off.
Open Question:
Riri - wig or weave?
Signed,
Confused white girl :(
"People must not have seen much peen if they think Fassy's is a giant cock as I read on Gawker. This is really going to make my ex think he is supercock if he reads this shit."
Pictures or it didn't happen.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
"Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 6:14pm.
I would fuck the German right out of Fassbender. He'd be fluent in Spanish by the time I finished with him. So fucking hot."
*Dying from laughter* I have a mental note of that, and I'm going to trot that out amongst friends ASAP.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Is it just me or is that some busted up weave?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Uh oh; I predict big-time heartache for Rosie. Her GF is "refined and connected"? That's a weird thing to say. It sounds like she's got this woman up on a pedestal and that never ends well...
FASSBEND & ASSKAARS... very bad thoughts...
"To be able to be a lesbian, feminine, feminist is pretty sexy." -- Say WHAT Ro?
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
How hard do you think Clooney tried to push up on Fassbender last night after the show? Fassbender was amazing in Hunger and his cock was on full display in most of the movie. Granted the acting got in the way of all the cock shots in that film.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
People must not have seen much peen if they think Fassy's is a giant cock as I read on Gawker. This is really going to make my ex think he is supercock if he reads this shit.
Ok now I love Rihanna even more. Love her stoned eyes! Pass that shit girl :P
Rihanna? I thought that was Helena Bonham Carter, for serious.
Not only is Michael Fassbender beautiful, he's also fantastic actor. Shame was really disturbing and he owned his role...alongside his fantastic performances in Centurion, A Dangerous Method, and Hunger (holy shit, talk about method acting). Oh, and he has a nice peen too. There's also that.
I like Ricky Gervais but I feel like I'm suffering from overexposure.
Rosie's new piece looks like a cross between JLo and Kelly Bensimon. Not a good combo in looks or personality.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
That picture just made me like Rhianna a little bit more than I used to...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Thanks for the Rosie translation. (so bad) "I so love her embracing her femininity in a real feminist manner."
When Hotmami is done with him, i fuck the German right back into him.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Fassbender's got a nice cock on him - damn!
I would fuck the German right out of Fassbender. He'd be fluent in Spanish by the time I finished with him. So fucking hot.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
PEEEEEEEEEN!PEEN! PEEEN!!!!
RiRi is so stoned she does not realize that her real hair is showing. Yuck.
MLK's family demanded (and got) over 400k to use his quotes on his own national memorial. What a disgusting, greedy family. They're not in the position to be throwing anybody any shade from their well worn position on the ho stroll.