No Invite, No Problem!
When the lure of an open bar calls, Lindsay Lohan can't resist and ignores a small technicality called not being on the list. "Where's there's a backdoor, there's a way!" is Blohan's officially life motto and she means that in more ways than one.
The NYDN says that on Wednesday night, the Weinstein Company threw a pre-Golden Globes party at Chateau Marmont and The Little Crackie Who Can wasn't officially invited, but she got in by sneaking through the hotel's back entrance. That Blohan. She's like the Lucille Ball of the cokey set. This is just like that episode of I Love Lucy where Lucy got into an A-list Hollywood party by giving a hand and lick job to a catering waiter in exchange for his uniform and tray. LAUGHS! The source puts Blohan's shenanigans like this:
On Wednesday the Weinstein Company hosted a pre-Globes party at the Chateau Marmont in L.A., and an insider says Lohan snuck in via the hotel’s back entrance. She then “made her way to the entrance for photo ops,” where the Weinstein firm’s Globe nominees, Jean Dujardin and Bérénice Bejo from “The Artist” and Kenneth Branagh and Michelle Williams from “My Week With Marilyn,” were being snapped. Bradley Cooper also showed.
You really sort of have to hand to this bitch. She has zero dignity to speak of, shame isn't her friend and her "give a fuck place" in her brain has pretty much been eaten away by brown kitty litter she thought was coke in the raw. With those kind of attributes, why is she not running for the GOP nomination?! I'd vote for her, because then every cop car would have a stocked mini bar in its backseat and "F U" would count as a plea in a court of law.
Here's Blohan at another Weinstein party last night giving us "Old Lady from Drag Me To Hell" chic and working every inch of that prolapsed rectum on her mouth. I bet when LiLo blew that air kiss, every cokehead started sniffing the air hoping that some of that shit in her nose made its way out too. Snort it while you can!
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As much as I like to read about this gutter rat, everytime I look at her, I want to throw up. She looks like haggered hell! The ugly blonde hair, the dirty hands, the 45 year old alcoholic stipper face....gross. And the stupid kissy face!!!!! I HATE THAT STUPID KISSY FACE!!! It is not cute, has never been cute, and will always make you look like a nasty ass skeezer! Get over yourself gutter rat!!!
Ewww she got old lady crack hands
nasty bitch
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
I thought that was Madonna.
Madonna looks much better than this. My mistake. Carry on.
I said good day.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Nice job sneaking in the back door...stay CLASSY LiLo!! Just like your Dad.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 6:43am.
oh there she is with that creep hotel owner that she blows to get into parties..
Ohhh, that's him. I thought she got her own Sam Lutfi.
I don't think Hohan gives a rats ass what anyone thinks of her so long as she keeps getting freebies, modeling jobs, and the paps keep taking her pic.
Prolapsed rectum mouth nightmares for breakfast.
MUCHOS GRACIAS HERMANITO!
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"She's like the Lucille Ball of the cokey set." LOL!!!! so she sashayed her way through the kitchen then hid under the tablecloth of a room service cart and WALA !
Her new chompers are too big, and how long before she lets them rot out of her crackhead?
oh there she is with that creep hotel owner that she blows to get into parties..
http://dlisted.com/node/44734/images/wenn3687042.jpg
I just wonder if she has any idea how disgusted everyone (including hollywood) is with her antics, and how pathetic she is...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
is she doing bath salts yet?
To be honest she's already becoming to old for porn unless she wants to play Mommy roles.
Not to late for her to host an AVN Awards party!
http://avnawards.avn.com/#
Capri Anderson for best actress...hot!
also, someone needs to shoot her in the chest with a bra gun QUICKLY. I know that's how real boobs look but you're not supposed to go all National Geographic at 7-11, much less a red carpet event.
if I didn't know better, I would swear she was actually in a coffin when they took this pic. :-P
Shes basically a younger LESS talented Courtney Love at this point!
She is Irish. She can just date Shane MacGowan and will look fine.
Good lord! My eyes!
She just doesn't get that she is completely a laughingstock and irrelevant now. Look at that MJ nose job, and anus lips! ANd don't even get me started on those hands and 100 yr old granny would be embarrassed of. Her finger nails are those of crack addict nail biter. How classy!
Ugh! Those lips, egads! They look like my dachshunds asshole when she's had the shits and her anal glands are full!! :op
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Gah she needs to ditch the white hair and go back to her natural color and natural skin tone! That's what originally set her apart from the other girls/women in Hollywood at first anyway. That dress isn't doing her any favors either. It looks like a dress for the mother of the bride or something.
Years ago, she could have had her pick of designers and jewelers and now look at the desperation. Dina probably got this ugly dress at the Sears on Long Island.
hah.
I just...... I just don't understand what her mirror is telling her.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:11pm.
My mom is 63 years old and her hands looks younger then Lilo's.
I'd be willing to bet she was throwing shade to Michelle Williams the entire time. "I'm the REAL fake Marilyn, hooker!"
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Oh what a great image! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Radiant and youthful, as always.
ffs...my 85 year old grandma has more life in her than this desiccated old piece of shoe leather.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Furthermore, why are her tits already at her waist? I'm five years older than this trick, wear a D-cup, and my tits are firm and perky and great. I bet she and I could pass for mother/daughter. Goddaaaaayyyyummm cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Why do her hands look older than Betty White's hands?! Holy shit.
She's like the ghost of cokewhore's past, rattling her chains.
But seriously. Sociopaths know how to get it done.
Fuck is going on with her fingernails?
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she morphed into her mother: http://dlisted.com/node/44734/images/120115A1_LOHAN_L_B-GR_16.jpg
She pulled a shanty Irish gypsy like move! She looks really bad, I don't think she'll be around for long.....
She Stinks!
Linds, at least YOU still believe you are relevant! Bless your skeezy heart for the effort!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
I admire her balls. Not many of us would be that brazen without giving two shits for the consequences of our actions.
Having said that, she looks *way* older than her natural age in those photos. Forget Elizabeth Taylor, she should be portraying her 1980's doppelganger...Edy Williams. The only difference between the two is that I don't see anything as classy as "Snatch Masters 6" in her curriculum vitae.
She thinks that white hair screams sexy but it really screams mental illness. LOL
Wasn't she just in Hawaii??? How did she miss the sun?
Oh, she's still "escorting" one of those douches who think rosaries are statement necklaces. You know she's probably already snorted up/drank up/spent up the lion's share of her Playboy money.
Hooking is the real Lohan family profession - I'm sure all 3 of them do it, especially Dina. How does she have any money, when she claims Michael doesn't pay child support & she claims she gets no help from Lindsay...doesn't take Robert Stack to solve that mystery.
Oh it's so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl.
And with the way you look I understand
that you are not impressed.
But I heard you let that little friend of mine
take off your party dress...
I think somebody better put out the big light,
cause I can't stand to see you this way.
Elvis Costello, Alison
Bitch looks like she's 45.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
I thought the Golden Globes started at 5 pm local time which means they'd have to be in their seats by 430 - any "pre-party" had to start at 2 or 3 pm the latest. Maybe she's clever during the day.
I must say, Ricky Gervais insulting the Kardashians and the audience reaction was re-assuring. He didn't mention Blohan that I recall.
My Lindsay POV:
1. Maybe bipolar
2. Maybe HIV positive
3. Is gay
4. Has a drug problem
5. Is talented under all the problems
6. Would have been better off living an ordinary life
7. All that stuff and money she has does not really make her happy
8. Screw her. I'm more concerned about the rest of us. She had her chance.
I wonder how flamable her hair is? *lights match*
Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:30pm.
LOL!!!
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Holy cheek implants.
Can you imagine her when she really is old? She will be uglier than Madonna.
They probably invited her but don't want anyone to know. She is a girl who will do anything to get her picture out there
Submitted by EastEndGirl : *puts Whamo on a 72 hour hold*
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*shoves Jack in and slams door* I'm doing it for your own good, Jack! You're weenus will thank me someday.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Horiz
In fairness, Lindsay practically lives at Chateau, and celebrities who are regulars there often sneak in and out via the kitchen when the paparazzi are gathered at the other two entrances.
EDIT: But she is far more dressed up than usual.
-Einah
Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:20pm.
Maybe so, but I'm guessing that most of these party throwers aren't interested in gathering the kind of publicity that Lindsay Lohan provides. I think it's pretty much common knowledge that Lindsay is considered trash within the Hollywood scene, and no one wants anything to do with her or the trashy publicity she brings to the table (or through the back door).
And although she may have cleaned up her act somewhat (which is still debatable at this point), it's also common knowledge that she comes from trash. Look at her mom and dad, FFS. Those Hollywood bigwigs/agents know that an apple never falls far from the tree, and her genetics do not factor favorably for her at all.
She's just trash - period. Washed up trash.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
A ho has got to be nice and high to try something like that - hugely confident. And she didn't even have her nails done. I wonder how many other hoes complained & now this won't happen again.
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Submitted by BaconSlut: "Those lips. I just ran to the kitchen for the Windex thinking that the cat had left a bunghole print on my screen again."
Oh my god, that had me in tears.
Seriously, she and her married date crash a hollywood party and he's just in jeans? Why weren't they tossed out! I wonder if security will be tighter at the Oscar parties since she crashed the GG party.
ps - Her hands are awful but have you seen the state of her nails??? Look at that thumb nail. She's chewed it up.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:14pm.
cha-ching
Submitted by PortaPetey on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:18pm.
That said, I'm not sure why people are saying her tits are so saggy. Turn off your TV entertainment shows and look at a real woman's chest. This is where tits naturally sit, not up between the shoulders like Hollyweird would have you believe.
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I think that most of us commenting realize that...It's just normal for me to wear a bra in public...
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