Afternoon Crumbs

omigod, MK, you sent me to a site where they called avril lavigne's little pop ditties "punk rock." where do i send you my bill for therapy? *weeping*

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but, then again, what do i know?

Demi needs about 15 double bacon cheeseburgers with extra mayo and guac. DAMN! Stick legs!

Eww, Demi needs to gain a few pounds; she has legs like a 65 year old.

Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 10:09am

Or its the reporters who keep brining it up every time they interview her.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

michlle w give it a damn rest with heath already. hes been dead 3 yrs already. bitch gonna milk that death train to the top

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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 7:44am

Have you interviewed every single man out there for their opinion of Ms. Williams? Then how do you know that there aren't men who find her drool worthy?

I think she is neither too skinny or fat. Her boobs are the right size for her shape and she hasn't gone under the knife...yet. Compared to others in Hollywierd I say she looks fine.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

Omygoodness, Michelle does NOT look happy, poor thing I can hardly blame her.

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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:13pm.

Nice retouch job. I have hated this woman ever since she and Heath were photographed giving the paparazzi the middle finger. Complete ingrate. Give someone else a chance.

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I feel the same way. She annoys the crap out of me and I'm sick of her fragile little pixie crap and will she never stop milking Heath's death? They hadn't been together for quite a while when he died. I think she deliberately got pregnant by him too.

jeepers! rumer and all the willis girls need to do themselves a tremendous favor and not stand next to anyone more attractive than they are...which happens to most people...

rumer looks deformed standing next to demi...
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 5:59am.

I think Michelle has a great body.

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Then i think you need glasses.

I'm all for acting talent and i appreciate when actresses have that, because there are way too many inflatable rubberdolls like Megan Fox substituted as actresses.
But would you please not spoil that by pretending sad actual actress has a breat body when it's for everyone to see that she just hasn't.
Let's settle with: she has an average body and no man would turn down her down, albeit no man would drool about her either.

I do have to say in my experience she looks exactly like the girl that turns out to be the best sex you will ever have. Usually those are not the ones that look smoking hot.

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I think Michelle has a great body.

Very cruel to link us to pictures that included Rumer Willis without a warning label. Very, very cruel.

related: have you guys ever checked out:
fixrumer.wordpress.com

It'll keep you laughing for hours. We all know Rumer is fugly, but you have never imagined the depth of her fugliness until you see her side by side with her "fixed" self.

@Scott in NYC, neither can I.
I like Michelle but I can't with her pixie schtick any more!

And Furnish, cracks me up, 'cause he takes his golddigga business mega-seriously! Have a snack Eltid!

Straining droopy puppeh is Sooooo CUTE! I want! I want!

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I think that Richards chick is beginning to look like the better version of Demi.

David Furnish needs to fucking let it go. Elton's bitchface was the only comment we needed from the John family. Yeah, Madonna's song sucks, but I've never been a fan of hers. And the EJ song sounds like a rehash of "Harmony" mixed with the Beatles.

Even when I was a dumbass teenager, I'd never kiss a boy who lets his ass hang out of his pants. I thought that stupid fad had finally died.

Her body posture is stiff and defensive, the opposite of sexy. And I don't even get paid to notice/edit such things. So why is this the cover of GQ?

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Whatever, I agree. I seriously find the faces of the Willis girls to be offensive.

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Poor Rumer is ugly as sin. Demi and Madge look like two desperate old coots who need to go home and drink prune juice. Michelle Williams is no Marilyn.

Demi and Madge need to come up with magic cover up 2-Nonenal cologne for aging cougars.

Is Chris Pine straight? I really don't know much about this actor but my gaydar is pinging out of control when I look at him sashay through the grocery store. Or is he proud and out??? Just wondering...

Yeah that wig is the worst. She would look sexier with her real Jean Seberg hairdo and a man's shirt. She doesnt have that pinup look but it doesn't mean she can't be sexy in a different kind of way.

But we all know there's only one way to be sexy according to GQ.

I like Michelle W--she's a good actress and very attractive in a gamine sort of way--but Marilyn she ain't.

That said, I can't hate on her regarding the Heath thing--it's not like she goes around in pity for herself (as Tony Soprano would say) and constantly brings him up in interviews--or am I missing something?

Oh, and if I were Demi I'd make sure to get my picture snapped with Taterhead #1 as often as possible, too--she looks luscious in comparison! Shame on Demi for exploiting Tater!

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 6:01pm.
"My gooodddddddd... that wig. SO HORRIBLE. Just go away already. That looks no better than a wig in a bag I could get at a Halloween store. And about as original."

Agreed.
Shit looks horrendeous. Now the secret's out that GQ's photogs are blind and/or have no taste.

seriously gq?

i think michelle's pretty but this shoot was fucked. she looks like a sim with no taste in lingerie.

Michelle Williams' belly button looks like a hole without the button. Maybe its her blowup doll valve.
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Do straight guys and not-so-straight women actually find Michelle Williams hot? I can't imagine it.

Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:15pm.

I feel like Williams is still around because of heath ledger's death, like people pay more attention to her cause of that connection. Tired of hearing about it.
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I agree. I'm tired of hearing about Heath all the time. It's up to her, now, to sink or swim on her own merit.

My gooodddddddd... that wig. SO HORRIBLE. Just go away already. That looks no better than a wig in a bag I could get at a Halloween store. And about as original.

Gurl yer Party City Wig aint even close to right. I bets I can fit at least a Susn B Anthony coin in her bellybutton too

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Michelle annoys me off-screen but I think she's a good actress. She madee bawl like a baby in "Wendy and Lucy" and I really felt her in "Mammoth".

Erm...what body?! Michelle Williams is the most asexual, bland, milquetoast person I have ever seen. I still can't believe she was chosen to play Marilyn!

Demi just isn't hot. She looks like a housewife who thinks she's hot because she got a rich guy to marry her, but her face is frumpy as hell.

Michelle williams may be talented, but she's definitely riding that heath ledger publicity train.

David Furnish needs to shut up already!!!

GG is a group of foreign press who want to hobnob with the famous. So they want to appease her!

Madonna may have more ass kissing for this film than Elton John with his gnome movie.

Man up Elton! Man up David!!!

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I wish Michelle would stop bring up Heath Ledger in seemingly every interview. He's been dead for almost exactly four years. She's had other relationships since they split. I realize that Heath is her daughter's father, but she's talented and does not need his name to get publicity. She needs to let Heath rest in peace and stand on the looks and acting ability that she has.

Submitted by yummy_pizza on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:31pm.

I dunno. I think she holds her own. Have you seen Blue Valentine?

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Demi has some funky looking knees.

Another one who was cringe worthy with her Golden Globe acceptance speech.
Very babyish. You could hear the audience "uhm, ok, sit down now"

Williams may be a decent actress, but she needs to get so far away from this Marilyn crap already. Geewhiz.

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Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:15pm.

I feel like Williams is still around because of heath ledger's death, like people pay more attention to her cause of that connection. Tired of hearing about it.

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I dunno. I think she holds her own. Have you seen Blue Valentine?

I agree. Frankly, I think she's at least as good an actor as Heath.

Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:15pm.

I feel like Williams is still around because of heath ledger's death, like people pay more attention to her cause of that connection. Tired of hearing about it.

I disagree. She is quite talented and (I think) underrated.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:28pm.

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ROFL! I couldn't find it in the store but I found it on drugstore.com! My dad used to dye my hair (I'm blonde but it's a dirty blonde so I always try to go lighter) and I'm terrified to touch my own hair...so without him I figured sun-in was the next best thing, hahaha.

Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:15pm.

I feel like Williams is still around because of heath ledger's death, like people pay more attention to her cause of that connection. Tired of hearing about it.

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I dunno. I think she holds her own. Have you seen Blue Valentine?

Bree, they still make that stuff???

Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:15pm.
I feel like Williams is still around because of heath ledger's death, like people pay more attention to her cause of that connection. Tired of hearing about it.

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I would strongly disagree with that. She gave many great performances before she was with Heath and has done even better work after. Me Without You, The Station Agent, Wendy and Lucy, Blue Valentine, Meek's Cutoff. She is quite a good actress.

I still use Sun-In, should I be ashamed? My hair does not look bad like his does though!

Excuse me but...WTF!!!

why is she all sexed up on a magazine cover wearing a Hookers On The Point-approved business wig when she dresses like a frumpy grandma the rest of the time?

this is somehow less classy than when she did the cover of Maxim back when Dawson's Creek was still on and Maxim was still a thing