Wednesday, January 18th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 17th!
Was anyone REALLY surprised when they saw what showed up on Brit Brit's colonoscopy? - nili
Runners-up:
Animal Rights groups were ecstatic when Nicole Ritchie and Parisite Hilton volunteered for the "I'd rather suffocate than eat meat!" campaign. - jalynne
Up until now I thought it was just an urban myth about what you will find between the mattress and box springs at the Exacalibur in Vegas. - citizenstrange
via Flavorwire
Michael K really owes an apology for slighting jalynne's perfect caption for this Caption This contest entry...the first??? one must've been decided when he had just smoked an entire bowl...just saying!
LOL, jalynne!!!! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, Nili!! Awesome caption! Congrats to the runners-up as well!
Hahahhaaha!! Fresh and clever captions all the way around. Congrats winners!
Good job winners!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Tila Turkishdelight
Unanticipated side-effects of condom enforcement in the LA porn industry lead to ironically higher death rates.
When you're finished having sex with Robert Pattinson, just walk away: never turn back and look in the used condom.
I think Jedward are taking it a little too far this time!
What Twinkies look like after an acid hit.
Kristina&Karissa Shannon are preserving themselves, waiting for better times following Hefner's death.
Madonna: "Ladies! In honour of my Golden Globe win, we are going to feast on twin hamburger-flavored embryos. And no Bogarting their blood like last time, Demi."
♫ Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese, pickles onions on a Pennywise bun ♫
Take one part Shauna Sand, add one part Narcissister, tag and bag, then call Gaga and tell her that her 2AM rider is here. Contract states she will provide her own syrup.
I see Fishsticks and Courtney Love ended their drunk NYE together by doing a GOOP cleanse.
Year 2099... Olson Twin's thawing process commencing in 3... 2... 1...
"Well, what the hell does YOUR shower curtain look like?" asked Ted Bundy.
Umm....I ordered funfetti pancakes to go...I'm not sure what the hell this is...
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
You and me could write a Food Porn-mance.
no glove=no love
And I thought my childhood clown parties were traumatic.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Mommy Lohan finally found jobs for Ali and Lohan in the Japanese film industry. Lindsay was already use to being close to something flat and flacid.
"You're a virgin who can't drive."
Budget cuts on Rupaul's Drag Race....the Interior Illusions Room was the first to be been downsized...
Japanese Happy Meal
Now we know what the guys at The Big Bang Theory have been doing in their labs.
Alert the press, two more Kardashians arrived from the lab.
Beyonce is currently looking for a womb for her twins.
Beyonce and Basement baby baking out the black
Animal Rights groups were ecstatic when Nicole Ritchie and Parisite Hilton volunteered for the "I'd rather suffocate than eat meat!" campaign.
They will sell ANYTHING out of a vending machine in Japan!
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Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.
According to the sonogram, looks like Kourteney is having twins.
Madonna and Kelly Clarkson, they said you'll be in the Super Bowl together, not super hos.
It was only a matter of time before Walmart started selling plastic surgery.
Clockwork Alarm
Russell Brand's chicks know how to cheer him up.
Saran Mishap
Slutty PTO presidents make for some very interesting gift basket raffles at fundraisers.
Once Russell Brand got an eyeful of Katy Perry's ovum, he was out of there.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
So that's what the padding was under Skeletina's GG dress. You're supposed to EAT the burgers, dipshit.
Real lesbian porn is so hard to find.
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http://youtu.be/35kF7gwV0Lo
"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Oh my God, my eyes are bleeding! Words can't even begin to describe this!
God bless Katy Perry's fanclub for rallying around her in her time of need.
The Olson Trolls debut their latest fashion line in an attempt to prove they're not out of touch with the common person.
Things that will never decompose: Plastic Hollywood celebs and Mc D's food. The plastic is just to keep us safe from contamination.
This Cracker Jack "Secret Toy Surprise" is more of an unwanted shock, really.
The birth of Mariah Carey's twins is brought to you by Sanrio and Mickey D's.
The only safe way to have sex with a Kartrashian. Distract them with food.
As part of its Chapter 11 bankruptcy, Twinkies has merged with Ho Hos.
The LA County Morgue- "Dammit- we trusted Lindsay to prepare the bodies for viewing and THIS is what we get????"
Paris and Nikki Hilton team up for Carl's Jr. Super Bowl ad's, buy one get Famous Star Burger and get a puke bag for free.