Birthday Sluts

Jason Segel - I don't really follow this guy, but wow. As if the nude tard weren't bad enough... ewww! Those thongs!

The only wish I have for you is: put some facken clothes on! Now! My eyes are bleeding cherry coke.
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How is Samantha still relevant? She had a one year career in the 90's. If she's 29, I'll eat my hat. Love Jason and uptight Kevin.

He's how fucking old?! Is that all? - SHIT - dude needs to fix the fuck UP!!!

Mmm...Penis juice

Except for Jane Horrocks, this list bores me.

I inexplicably want to punch Segal in the face.

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Yikes. Thought he was 40-ish. Poor thing.

..HB Bubble!!!!...

Edina: Bubble, what is your job?!

Bubble: What's me wot?!...I don't really know...get paid...?...

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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...

Jason, Jason... so many levels of wrong and yet somehow you remain endearing and cute. Happy B-day. Also Happy B-day to early 90's Kevin Costner-- R.I.P.

Bubble is 48?? What??

Submitted by yucko on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 10:40am.
A dude his age should NOT look like this.

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This also applies to Kevin Costner.

Jason, I have found you attractive before (yes). But seriously, you look like shit. Not just in this picture, but lately. A dude his age should NOT look like this.

HB DJ QUICK...I'm no fan of rap/hip-hop in general...but Quick has actually shown musical chops that I can at least respect.Props to a pioneer of the "West Coast" style:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd6vkrmzDKM&feature=related

hahaha looks like Papa Walton's sleeping attire. He was hilarious in I Love you Man.

HB Kevy hope you have a 'neat' burfday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvZhW47mGNE

Happy Birthday, Jane!!!

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac

Jason Segel's only 32? He looks 40.

I like and own 2 of Estelle's songs. I wonder what she's up to these days? Great, now I have her song Love Me (pretty please) stuck in my head.

Happy birthday, Dave Attell...
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 8:05am.
Dude looks like shit for being 32.

Yes, especially since he was only 29 when this photo was taken. But Tequila Tax is right, Jason went on to lose the chunk last year and looks much better now.

he better be huge

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Sonne and Meatblocks, I agree. I only know 3 people on this list.

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Oh Bubble, I do love you so - Happy Birthday Jane!

I call bullshit on Samantha Mumba, as well.

I put Jason Segel in the surprisingly young category with Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill. Maybe their frumpy man bodies make them seem older than they are IRL.

Does Kevin Costner even act anymore? Does anyone miss him?

I'm drinking haterade this morning after a painful commute.
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Douchechill!

Don't feel bad, Meatblocks. There are quite a few celebrity sluts I don't know, at least the young ones. That leotard brings back bad memories of a dance concert my sister was in years ago. They all wore something like that and all the white peeps looked naked. :P It was awful on so many levels.

HB to all the people I know and don't know.

Dude looks like shit for being 32.

Submitted by fredfred on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 7:50am

I thought that was the Dave Atell from the insomniac show. I loved watching it back in the day and had a crush on him for a quick minute.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

The Postman and Waterworld here we come!
HB Kevin Costner

Net worth 150 mil, same as Pitt

"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"

My favorite Kevin Costner movie was "No Way Out", though I'm not sure how it's held up over the years. (Sean Young before she went completely off the rails.) May be worth a rental...
Happy Birthday Jason, 'cause I'm a Muppet Maniac and I loved the "bravery" you displayed in your "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" penis scene. ;)

what kind of sad life have i led that i only recognize one fucking name and, most pathetically, it's kevin costner -the no-chin pasty dumbfuck with the lamest movies EVER (tin cup ... 'nuff said).

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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

happy birthday to my sweet jason!

and to dave attell. insomniac needs to come back.

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watching hardcore ufos

I love Jason. Happy Birthday to Kevin,too

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

This picture of Jason is fairly old. He's lost a lot of the chunk in recent months.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

other than kevin costner. hb sluts.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Jason Segel.... I did like him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall but he's getting a little over exposed lately.

Kevin Costner...even though he has a reputation as a giant asshole I still like his movies, Silverado is still one of my favorite westerns

Happy Bday sluts

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 7:12am

I love AdFab. Thanks for posting that.

I wish I could afford cable so that I can get the BBC channel.

On another note, Red Dwarf is currently filming it's tenth season episode. Can't wait until that comes out. Smeg!

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

I guess I was the only one looking forward to a sequel to Mr. Brooks. Ah well, Happy Birthday to you Kevin Costner.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpwryeQJaB1qm85kyo1_500.gif

HB my beloved Bubble.

to LuLu: "I'm sure you have a very lovely voice. When you try."

no Jason your body is still not sexy

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

What is that thing and why is it there?

I don't believe Mumba is only 29, either. Wow!

HB to Jesse L. Martin!

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I do not believe Samantha Mumba is 29.....