Thursday, January 19th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 18th!
It's well known that couples start to resemble each other over time. This year marks 20 years for Jennifer Aniston and her favorite dildo. - jazzfish_77
Runners-up:
Paris Hilton realized her dream of permanently having a penis within tongue distance of her mouth. - Get Serious
Without her makeup it's apparent what George Clooney sees in Stacey Kiebler. - Rocket
Word is, Kelly Preston is trying to get pregnant again. - hat_trick
via Jessica Simpson's Twitter (Thanks Francis)
This is funny? pfft...
Congrats Jazzy, Get Serious and Hat_trick!
Congrats Jazzy! xoxoxoxo rocket and alll the winners!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Congrats jazzy, Get Serious, Rocket, and hat_trick! All funny as hell!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:58am.
Peentastic captions guys, congrats!!
Jazzman & Rocket ♥
Hey Jazzy, my ring must be broken, it translates to "gfy loser". ;p
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Ha ha!
Peentastic captions guys, congrats!!
Jazzman & Rocket ♥
Hey Jazzy, my ring must be broken, it translates to "gfy loser". ;p
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:16am.
The CT winners lunch will be held at XF45BR5. Use your dlisted Inner Circle Secret Decoder Ring to decipher the name of the restuarant. Please use caution as: eway reay avinghay roubletay ithway uckySay.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Congrats to all, lmao, jazzy!
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Jazzzz! Nice one!
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Congratulations to fellow winners Get Serious, Rocket, and hat_trick!! Funny captions!!!
Whoo-hoo!! Thanks, MK!!
The CT winners lunch will be held at XF45BR5. Use your dlisted Inner Circle Secret Decoder Ring to decipher the name of the restuarant. Please use caution as: eway reay avinghay roubletay ithway uckySay.
WTG jazzy! Good RU's too! Congrats!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:09am.
It's called a 10" cock. ♥♥♥
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
great winners! hahahahah Jazzy.....
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Hey, man you talkin' back to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated
-The Offspring
oh well isn't that great Jazzy won again gee I wonder why hmm oh its because he's so wittay and smart I am sure hmm yeah that must be it or maybe something else I don't know maybe oh well hmm I guess I will never win CT because hmm I am not in the special secret club where people win or something hmm gotta take the good take the bad and there ya have the facts of the CT contest hmm there it is ok well see ya I guess congratulations too btw or something hmm I guess or something ok bye
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Congrats to winners!
Jazzy ♥
JAZZY! ♥
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Jessica Simpson didn't want to seem like a copycat and make a paper mache replica of her pregnant belly, so she made one of her coochie and wore it like a hat
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Giada: "You are what you eat."
Pimp Mama Kris' latest attempt to cash in on Bruce's Jenner's skin cancer has reached new proportions.
If Michael Jackson were still alive!
More proof of Global warming in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
When Xenu revealed himself to the world, everyone finally understood Tommy Girl.
Sopa Pipa to MK: Bend over and spread your cheeks. This will hurt a lot, but don't worry, you'll black out eventually.
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Jesus. You take a little (OK, alot) off the top, remove the goiter, and add an unruly eyebrow situation. It's Andy Rooney!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Elton John is still scowling days after Madonna's Golden Globe win.
Excuse me, Miss...you have a penis on your face
Sometimes you eat a vagina, sometimes a vagina eats you.
Neutrogena's sister company, Neutrogenitals, launches a new ad campaign, not only to treat your worst blackheads & whiteheads, but also really big dickheads.
Jessica Simpson: This is how you get a head, people. It's how you get a head.
After pulling his head out his ass Elton John's husband David Furnish latest tweets about Madge only shows how big a dickhead he is...and Elton approves.
Mom, I said I wanted a VENUS goddess of love mask...
Oh, so that's where Bret Michaels' peen head has been all this time?
Cool! It's Lindsay Lohan doing an impersonation of herself.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Papa Joe hates it when Jessica makes fun of his look.
Once the diabetes meds kicked in, it was definitively proven that Paula Dean's entire face was actually one giant stick of butter.......
I'm not sure revealing her true 'M.D.N.A' is going to score pity points with Elton.
It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
melted buttah-face!
When a Cisco Adler teabagging goes wrong...
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"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again."
I thought he would be one of those guys who look hotter when they shave - grow it back Chubacca!
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
When Jayz said he didn't want the camel toe look anymore and wanted the opposite, the surgeons gave him this.
Wow...SOPA supporters really are a bunch of dick heads.
Proof the saying you are what you eat applies to sluts too.
Russell Brand is handling the divorce better than expected.
Madge really is a super-cunt and she wears it proudly.
Head and Shoulders.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I'd do some research on side effects before taking any medication Paula Deen endorses.
Adrienne Maloof's never looked better.
This is what you get when you ask a genie for "a gorgeous blonde with the brains of a man."
And the idea for the inside-out blowjob was born.