Heather Locklear's Newest Meltdown Started With A Punch To Jack Wagner's Face
Heather Locklear may or may not be in rehab right now after swallowing a death cocktail of various pills & booze, and Star Magazine says she slipped into a whirlpool of woe because of a fight she had with her ex-fiance Jack Wagner. File this under: Why didn't these hos save the fighting shit for the Melrose Place reunion in 10 years?
A few days before Heather's overdose, she brawled with Jack on the driveway of her house in Sherman Oaks. Jack showed up to get a few things he left at her house and they immediately started arguing. Jack said some stuff about her family, Heather said some stuff about his family and all that led to him pushing her. Amanda Woodward is never the one, so she knocked him to the ground by punching him in the face. Before the cops arrived, Heather snatched up Jack's dog, threw it into the car and drove away from the scene. And this is where a thick layer of confusion swept over me, because Star then says that Heather did talk to the cops and told them she didn't want to press charges.
Locklear quickly fled, but not before grabbing Jack's dog and putting it in the car.According to Star's source, the drama didn't end there. The police arrived and after speaking to them both they realized the gash across Wagner's face was caused in self defense. "Heather didn't want to press charges, so she left."
So Jack showed up to Heather's house, they got into a fight, he pushed her, she punched him, she dognapped his dog, the police came a runnin', she came back, she said she didn't want to press charges, Jack didn't say anything even though he got punched in the face and then she left again? Let me guess, the name of Star's source rhymes with Feather Cocklear and they left out all the drunk burps she made while telling them her side of this mess.
Heather, slowly move your lips away from the bottle and hand it to me. I can drunkenly write incoherent gibberish for the both of us.
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My eyes never left Jack's memaw lesbian face.
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I hope she punched that face back into Frisco Jones and not this effeminate mess in this picture.
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She has mental issues and has struggled with them all of her adult life from what we know, including anger and boundary issues to say the least and then there are the chemical dependency issues. Obviously, it isn't anyone's "fault" or cause by other people's relationships etc. Jack recently reunited with his young adult daughter that he never know about and the two of them have been inseparable. These things never cause mental illness. They can sometimes trigger it but not cause it. It is easy to not work on therapy etc. and say it is someone's else's fault.
It sounds like she has a lot of people like her family around to support and love her warts and all. I am sure she will be alright.
Heather is a typical Republican woman. Completely unable to feel empathy of another human being (except for her own daughter). Run Jack Run!!!!!
Jack Wagner belongs here: http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
I like Heather. Always have, always will. I hope she gets clean and goes for some sweet geeky accountant who treats her like gold.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:14pm.
But after all that, it is amazing that you can come to someone's home, steal his dog, punch him in the face, and then decide not to press charges against HIM. That whole thing makes me dizzy.
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One woman hitting one man and getting away with it totally invalidates all of feminism. Those other noncelebrity women who are assaulted by men? They aren't really oppressed. The men tell us so.
Men are the real victims in every situation, dontchaknow.
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Err.....?
What happened to you to make you such an overzealous feminist and manhater?
whassup with all this celebrity physical abuse?
and why is is okay when grown white men do it and not when young black boys do it? it clearly says he went to her house and was pushing her around before she socked him in self defense....so where's the vitriol against Mr Wagner?!?
yeah I fucking TOOK it right thurr.
I hope Andy Cohen is paying attenion. She'd be great for RHOBH to replace that washed up trout Taylor.
bat shit crazy bitch still thinks shes filming melrose or dynasty.
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Heather is just your typical spoiled 1%er Republican. ME ME and more ME.
Kudos to Jack.
No man would ever report a woman to the cops for hitting him.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Me thinks her and Mr. Sheen would make a good couple..or not.
His body language says stay away
Heather does not have good luck with men. Sad thing is Jack Wagner was probably better then the last two asshats she was married to.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:14pm.
But after all that, it is amazing that you can come to someone's home, steal his dog, punch him in the face, and then decide not to press charges against HIM. That whole thing makes me dizzy.
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One woman hitting one man and getting away with it totally invalidates all of feminism. Those other noncelebrity women who are assaulted by men? They aren't really oppressed. The men tell us so.
Men are the real victims in every situation, dontchaknow.
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Something stinks cuz Heather does not live in Sherman Oaks, everyone knows she lives out in Westlake Village. Also why would she grab his dog from her house and drive away, plus cops in Ca will arrest both parties in a domestic dispute, especially with visible marks like on Jacks face.
She needs to go back to dating rock stars. Is Lemmy currently single?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:18pm.
what the fuck is wrong with all these people?
The NEW Reality show should be "COPS: Celebrity Edition".
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Seriously, this is backwoods Louisiana trailer park drama.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:36pm.
that's a good explanation, Deb. I can get with that.
it must suck in the end to be shallow. I mean it's tons of fun when you're young and fucked up and partying, but eventually, it catches up to you. and it costs you things like the love of 1980's heartthrob Jack Wagner. he may look like Ellen Degeneres now but he was the SHIT back in the day...just like her.
Thankfully, if I've learned anything, it's that no man is worth me falling to pieces over. If a man doesn't want to be with me anymore, then fine, move on. Why immerse yourself in booze and drugs over a man? I feel bad that she's setting this example for her daughter.
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I, too, looked at this picture and thought " Portia de Rossi-Generes is gonna be PISSED." Hell hath no fury like a lipstick lesbian scorned!!
But I see now that its just Frisco.... And I know that Jack Wagner had such a prolific music career spanning decades with millions of albums sold. So many hits to choose from but my favorite song of his is "All I Need"....
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:25pm.
All of her besties and lovers end up dissing and leaving her. what's up with that?
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I could be wrong, but I think a LOT has to do with coke and booze consumption by exes (Tommy Lee & Sambora) and besties (esp. Denise Richards).
I think Heather was NOT a partier for years, even though she was drawn to "bad boys" and that world. Once she was double-dicked over by Richie and Denise, she lost it.
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i think he would have looked great as an older guy if he left his damn face alooone!
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That couch reminds me of my Doctors waiting room.
http://youtu.be/RTWSSCYUD4E
that couch is making me want to do some coke and crank up disco music...
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Clearly that couch drove Heather over the edge.
Judging by the above photo, they go to the same plastic surgeon.
All of her besties and lovers end up dissing and leaving her. what's up with that?
O_o
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:20pm.
Wagner is a PUSSY!
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Thanks, Evil_Cupcake, for sorting out THAT part of this twisted tale! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 1:40pm.
Why doenst she go back to old rockers? I'm sure the guy from REO Speedwagon is single.
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hahahahaha!
She doesn't like the tough guys
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:18pm.
what the fuck is wrong with all these people?
The NEW Reality show should be "COPS: Celebrity Edition".
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I'd sooooooo watch that.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:14pm.
no shit, right? SHE decided not to press charges... See Whamo's post, WE ARE SO OPPRESSED!---------------------------------------------
Jack, I agree that no person has the right to physically assault another. HOWEVER, Locklear is 90 pounds and tiny. Wagner is a PUSSY!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Frisco would never have done that to Felicia. Shame on him
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:14pm.
Deb, he went to her home, and I guess pushed her first.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:15pm.
DING! DING! DING! That's the one!
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what the fuck is wrong with all these people?
The NEW Reality show should be "COPS: Celebrity Edition".
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I agree the Ritchie/Richards affair is what pushed her over the edge. I mean, your BFF fucks your husband and after you two split, they continue a very public relationship?
Betrayed by BOTH people.
*guzzles bottle of tequilla*
I see I'm not the only one who at first glance thought Jack Wagner was a lesbian, possibly Ellen.
And that couch might be one, too.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:14pm.
no shit, right? SHE decided not to press charges... See Whamo's post, WE ARE SO OPPRESSED!
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Ok, I'm bored. Where is OP?
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:10pm.
Eeeevil, it was dead serious. Ask Meatblocks about it. He was there.
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Hey, was that in the thread about that fucking Top Chef pedo fuck?
I think I cleared out of there early because some shit about "right to privacy" or some shit was started. I didn't know it had progressed to THAT level! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I agree that the Richie Sambora/Denise Richards thing seems to have been the catalyst for Heather's depression and related pill and alcohol abuse. It's sad. I read that Jack used to have a problem, but got sober. The fact that Heather wouldn't was the reason for the broken engagement.
But after all that, it is amazing that you can come to someone's home, steal his dog, punch him in the face, and then decide not to press charges against HIM. That whole thing makes me dizzy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm sure she only hit him because she didn't recognize his face and thought he was a stalker breaking in.
But is Jack's dog all right?
My, Sandbitch. What a slinky avatar you have!
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Eeeevil, it was dead serious. Ask Meatblocks about it. He was there.
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