Wednesday, January 18th 2012
Marky Mark Is Sorry For Saying He Would've Been The Savior Of 9/11
Who knew that some people would actually be offended by Marky Mark implying that the passengers on the 9/11 planes were fawkin' pussy queeahs and didn't have the red third nipple of courage to kill the terrorists like he does? Tons of people were not amused, including the families of the victims, and so Marky Mark's sort of kind of apologizing through TMZ for hurting all yooz rehatd's feelings.
"To speculate about such a situation is ridiculous to begin with. I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention."
Marky's publicist, or who ever wrote that shit, should keep it in a file. Because they're going to need it when Marky tells Douche's Journal if that if he was on the Costa Concordia cruise ship, he would've punched that rock into dust and used his extra full long nuts to paddle the ship to safety. PAH!
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by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 3:56am.
Marky Mark is an angry, hostile, deeply-closeted homosexual who is said to suffer from micro-meat (less than 6 inches hard).
I would bet on that. He is probably just pissed at all the cocks he had to suck to get a break in the business. He should thank his publicist for the apology written for him. He is still the same car radio stealing, minority hating high school drop-out. All his connections and success can't change that.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 10:20pm.
He's such a goddamn blowhard. Like when Andy Samberg made fun of him on SNL and he got wicked angry and threatened to beat him up? Or when he just stood beside that vicious reggae homophobe? Or when he said he was "creeped out" when he was offered a role in Brokeback Mountain and how he listened to some idiot priest who told him not to take the role?
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Oh, and not to mention when he nearly beat an Asian shop keeper to death in what the police deemed a "racially-motivated robbery" when he was a teen in Boston. His fame today still fucking baffles/infuriates me.
(In Jon Lovitz's voice)
Mark, I see you in the plane saving the lives of people BUT you need to bring along John Travolta SEE.
Yea..John Travolta, because he knows how to land a plane you see..John's a pilot. You kill the terrorists while John lands the plane.
You see where I'm going right?
Yea. .yea.. THAT'S THE TICKET!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
People get worked up about the dumbest shit. Whether it's Marky Mark's 9/11 rant or Rosie O'Donnell's "ching chong"... I just don't know why people care. People (even celebs) are allowed to have opinions, even if they are dumb. I hate political correctness.
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
hey marky mark, say hello to ya muther for me.
I can't find the picture on google but I remember this picture of Marky Mark visiting the set of 90210 and it showed him and Shannen Doherty and some other people, looking over their shoulders I think, but out a window for sure. It looked like they were smoking out and her eyes were extra Cyclopian. Remember Sassy magazine called her Cyclops? haha
She ruled though. She was Joan Collins junior and when she left that show was (worse)garbage.
he's right about it being ridiculous, but if you were Marky Mark and you suddenly realized some shiz you said was ridiculous, it seems like your mind would implode from ridiculous recognizing ridiculous. I don't know.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 10:20pm.
Or when he just stood beside that vicious reggae homophobe?
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I remember that. Shabba Ranks said homosexuals should be crucified, Mark Lamarr called him on it but little douchebag Marky Mark just sat there and said nothing.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 7:35am.
I hope he has to serve the full on sentence when they find his ass GUILTY. *smh*
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His lies would be funny if they weren't so pathetic.
The Coast Guard Commandant is mah hero. "You may have saved yourself from the sea, but I will make you look very bad, Schettino! I will make you pay for this! I'm recording this, Schettino!"
SCHWING!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 7:15am.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 7:06am.
I hope he has to serve the full on sentence when they find his ass GUILTY. *smh*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
what a cock.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 7:06am.
The captain of that cruise shop is telling prosecutors he fell into a life boat & got back on the ship!!! Liar. Mouf.
& & he had a stow-a-way on board that he was spending time with.
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Oh my yes, and he just happened to fall into the very same life boat housing his First and Second Officers! Boy oh boy, I'm sure glad he fell into that life boat and didn't end up having to stay on board and do his sworn duty!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 3:56am.
Well, well. Look at the time you posted. What is that, pedophile? Prime fapping hour for you and the child porn videos that you bragged about so-lovingly watching???
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The captain of that cruise shop is telling prosecutors he fell into a life boat & got back on the ship!!! Liar. Mouf.
& & he had a stow-a-way on board that he was spending time with.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 3:56am.
Marky Mark is an angry, hostile, deeply-closeted homosexual who is said to suffer from micro-meat (less than 6 inches hard).
YUP RIGHT SISTA
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Does no one remember the "Button Your Fly" campaign from Levi's back in the early 90s?
I had a yellow version of the "Unbutton Your Fly" shirt the slut on the left is wearing.
Submitted by lastdiva on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 10:05pm.
Nice PAGER.
LOL. Before cell holsters there was this! Ahahaa.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Marky Mark is an angry, hostile, deeply-closeted homosexual who is said to suffer from micro-meat (less than 6 inches hard).
Discuss!
That he has gotten as far as he has in Hollywood is, for me, one of life's great mysteries.
WOW who would have thought a fucking dumb ass whose claim to fame is appearing half naked and now thinks he is hollywood's new clint eastwood because he is a serious actor, would say something stupid?????
WOW next thing you will tell me, Lindsay Lohan is not a coke whore...
He's a fucking uneducated moron.
Boardwalk empire I think is another thing Funky Bunch Punch guy did. I know there is more.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
capella:
Too lazy and not sure if it is available to google, but Marky Mark has a SHIT TON of stuff going on besides entourage. Produces LOTS of stuff. Got his very lucky finger in the pie and that's why he believes his own hype. Just like a more successful ASSton Kutcher, he figures if he got this far he really can do anything. they are ENTROPEEEENORS!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Yeah, I still would. Mmmmmm.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I'm glad, his movie did too well, he needs a little humility.
He's such a goddamn blowhard. Like when Andy Samberg made fun of him on SNL and he got wicked angry and threatened to beat him up? Or when he just stood beside that vicious reggae homophobe? Or when he said he was "creeped out" when he was offered a role in Brokeback Mountain and how he listened to some idiot priest who told him not to take the role?
He's a cunt. It's time we all face what a cunt he is and stop giving him money.
Nice PAGER.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Does he have a film coming out or book? For which he might want some attention.
Otherwise, what a stupid fucking thing to say (the original statement and the lame apology). How empty is his skull zone not to recognize something obviously tacky/offensive.
He's been hit on the head too many times.
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WHAT has happened to his eyebrows?
Mel 2.0
you will blow me first
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 8:29pm.
Lawks a-mussy, Miss Scawlett! Ah do declayah that was a shockah!
Fucking not.
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Dog, you're killing me! LOL! In which language exactly did you see "Gone With The Wind"?
"Lawks a-mussy"? *dies*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 8:30pm.
Yep! I can't say that I'm terrified while flying but I can't sleep on flights like I used to.
The girl in the white shirt is pretty. That is the only nice thing I can say.
Marquee Marque looks like a chimpanzee.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 8:09pm.
The world has changed since 9/11. Before that I never thought of getting hijacked on a plane...now I'm always on the alert, it kinda sucks.
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My parents were once on a commercial flight with RFK. My mom told me about it, years later, saying she was thrilled, but my dad was scared shitless the entire flight that the plane would be hijacked. In those days, a lot of planes were hijacked to Cuba.
OnTopic: Marky Mark is still an ass.
Lawks a-mussy, Miss Scawlett! Ah do declayah that was a shockah!
Fucking not.
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"if i had a nickel ...." for every time a dude said "i'd a done it this way" or " ... that way" ...
armchair quarterbacking. it's lame but it's done. all.the.fucking.time.
now so this reeks more of a just a bad case of judgement -in front of an interviewer ... a thought that should've been kept to one's self or close friends. not the big fucking deal it's being made out to be.
haters gonna hate and all that, just another reason. but, really, it's refuckingdiculous all this self-righteous burning at the stake ... -for something we ALL do.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
The world has changed since 9/11. Before that I never thought of getting hijacked on a plane...now I'm always on the alert, it kinda sucks.
Oop's! I got anxious...
Sum mooslim gotz pissed off is all.....
Sum mooslim gotz pissed off is all.....
Sum mooslim gotz pissed off is all.....
Sum mooslim gotz pissed off is all.....
Sum mooslim gotz pissed off is all.....
Vintage duck face!
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To Douchey Douche,
My grandmother told me never to say anything stupid or that I'd want to take back later. Terefore, not making a public ass of ones self.
Gardening Girl
What's amusing you would have expected the guy in the picture to have said it. Not today's -what is it- "Mark".
Backtracked quicker than a Mini-Cooper in reverse!
Why is he so powerful in H-town? Because of Entourage and a few movies? Marky is getting better seats than Nicholson!
Hello D-Listers. Long-time lurker, First-time poster. Huh, haven't had a first time in a while. Thank you guys, pass the cigarette please.
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I'd still hit it. Sorry,but he's always done something for me ever since I saw the movie Fear. *runs and hides*
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
I'd still hit it. Sorry,but he's always done something for me ever since I saw the movie Fear. *runs and hides*
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by TyInTenn on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 7:09pm.
I don't make that kind of face when I do that. ;-)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K