Graceful In Every Sense Of The Word
Layla, you've got me on my knees and worshiping at your pristinely exquisite feet.
You can pick up your cape from off of the floor, because I know that when you see such a refined lady like this your instinct is to throw some cloth down so her gentle feet won't sweep against the dirt of skanks. But Layla Flaherty of Desperate Scousewives (and the newest sparkly charm that hangs on the edge of my soul) is of the people and the Goodwill Ambassador of Ho Shit spread world peace as she spread whiskey saliva from her tongue on trick after trick when she left a club in London last night. Lady Layla not only wrote a new definition for elegance by humping a cab seat, but she also showed us that she's multilingual by articulately signing the phrases "fuck you," "eatin' pussay," and "dirty sanchez" in ASL. Words are cheap when you've got two fingers you can use to make the symbol for cooch.
Why is Layla not teaching children?! Our future needs to look just like this. I'd get my dead body cryogenically frozen so that I could come back and live in a world where everyone is as gracefully demure as Layla. Finally, a lady.
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What a classy and demure young lady!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:01pm.
I just watched a full episode of Scousewives. Umm, is it a reality show OR a parody of one? Anyway, I have NO idea WHAT language they speak in Liverpool, but it isn't English.
The show is both is their take on Desperate Housewives/Jersey Shore, Scouse is a dialect/language spoken in Liverpool, Scouse is also a a local dish of meat stew, the term given to a Liverudlian(person from Liverpool.
I watched about 10 minutes of it on youtube, the best parts are the scenes of Liverpool's wonderful landmarks.
nasty little skank...at least she took the time to match her undies to her dress...and atleast she's wearing undies...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Where do these gutter skanks come from? Everytime I turn on my tv, there's another "reality" tv program where stupid braindead whorish skanks are beating on each other, leg spreading for attention or lesbianing it up. Given that it seems like this is the only American image hollywood wants the world to see, no wonder everyone hates us or wants to kill us...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Showcasing girl-on-girl in public: Has'nt been original or even cool since the late 80's.Attention whore FAIL.
Is that a Honda mini-van she's riding in?
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Is that a Honda mini-van she's riding in?
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Is that a Honda mini-van she's riding in?
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I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
Orbs!
At least her legs are closed.
Hey Bitch, you're trying too hard. And pretty people just know this, when folks say, "you'd look good wearing a potato sack" that's just an expression. Yes you're pretty but you can't pull off every look. That dress is hideous.
That girl of girl kiss turns me on about as much as my grandmother's unwashed dildo.
It's the hot pink dress. Ho shit must go down when wearing a pink slut dress. This is the rules.
I just watched a full episode of Scousewives. Umm, is it a reality show OR a parody of one? Anyway, I have NO idea WHAT language they speak in Liverpool, but it isn't English.
(I know the speak English before someone thinks I am a complete idiot)
Is London skipping winter this year? She must be a reptile.
@Mike-http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2077338/Desperate-Scousewives-Amanda-Harrington-pokes-fun-Scouse-brow.html
Sheer Perfection! Gigantic pants, vivid sign language, kissing tricks AND looking at the camera. She's raising the bar and does England proud! LOL!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
She is quite a pretty girl. Its a shame she is so skuzzy though.
Is she wearing bloomers? WTF? Why bother if you are clearly a fucking skank? She's like a bad drag queen version of Jordan Sparks. Ick. Nast.
She's a visual tour-de-force--an evocative, graceful blend of anal fissure and diarrhea skid.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 6:03pm.
Ok Katie Price and this trick right here is why the British should no longer look down their noses at us! They jumped the shark too.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
That dress is made of vomit, Hershey squirts, a hangover, and bad drugs.
Every new day makes it a little harder to tell one of these hos from the other. Stepford hos, that's what they should be called.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Layla is in fact Irish. She is from Galway. England, you are welcome!
I'm too lazy to google. What's a scousewife?
At a loss....people actually watch these shows?
All I thought when I refreshed was "Who is this woman and why am I seeing her fanny?"
That white chick with her in the black dress is Aubrey O' Day in about 5yrs.
Anyone know how to sign "White Trash"?
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Submitted by ponchiks on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 6:01pm.
LOL! Thanks for enlightening me. I guess I didn't miss out on too much then!
This chick looks like a bootleg Beyonce, or what Beyonce would look like if she wasn't "Beyonce"
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Ok Katie Price and this trick right here is why the British should no longer look down their noses at us! They jumped the shark too.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 5:59pm.
I read the post, and I guess I have has a stroke today, because other than learning this whores name is Layla, I have no idea who she really is, what she does and why she is supposed to mean something.
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She's an English famewhore slut. That's all there's to know, to be honest.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Is that the bitch from the other day with the busted feet?
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I read the post, and I guess I have has a stroke today, because other than learning this whores name is Layla, I have no idea who she really is, what she does and why she is supposed to mean something.
panties!
Am I hallucinating, or is there a squirty type of white stain on her ass in thumb 4?
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
I like that her bloomers match her dress. The whole look is very "Toddlers & Tiaras goes to da club."
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Okay, I'm going back in time to the 70's. The EARLY 70's. At least we had a semblance of SCRUPLES. And smoking the good stuff was unique and important. Time traveling.... time traveling......