Afternoon Crumbs
You could bounce break a quarter into 25 pennies on Serena Williams' ass - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
GOOP's face tells me that her colon has finally slipped out of her ass in a tidal wave of maple syrup cayenne pepper water - Lainey Gossip
I'd hit it X 70 - The Berry
Just another lesbijunior at a gay pride parade - Towleroad
And hopefully Russell Brand is so devastated about Katy Perry unfollowing him that he will cry at the bottom of a hot shower and try to wash off the dirty feeling of rejection with doctor-prescribed antibiotic soap - The Superficial
Why, hello there, Mena Suvari's ass crack - Hollywood Tuna
A lucky puppy in Utah will soon get a new home and a new tuxedo that Jennifer Aniston will make him wear in mock weddings when she has a fight with Justin Theroux - Celebitchy
Another day, another set of pictures of Vanessa Hudgens sucking on Austin Butler's tonsils like a clit - Just Jared
Kenny G was married to a Bogdanoff twin? - ICYDK
Elsa Pataky's knocked up ass in a two piece - Popoholic
Jeff Goldblum struttin' his ass in an outfit that makes my eyeballs want to strut out of my head - Popsugar
SOPA is almost dead and thank everything for that because every time I read it I really want a bowl of menudo - The Daily What
I hear the captain of the Costa Concordia needs a job - I'm Not Obsessed
Little Corgi goes boom - Cityrag
So that's why Fisto was my favorite - OMG Blog
I want to see Thor try to sledgehammer Fisto if I ain't being too subtle - Hollywood Rag
jussayin, I hear ya. she is not the ugliest woman out there for sure. Then again, I think Jay-Z is cute...hahahaha
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Serena and Common are no longer dating, as she has moved on to Drake. They did date for 3 yrs, but no more.
To be honest, some jokes here could be referencing the photo(s) where her ASS looks inhumanly distorted. Can't speak for others, but it's obvious she's an elite athlete and she is not actually deformed. But she is Hulkish and has a hell of a fucken temper, so this makes it fun to rib her. LOL!
*I second what Triston says, Not in agreement with generalizations of who has more muscles blah blah blah. She's exceptional in her own right, we could leave it at that?*
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
PSL I always respect your opinion :) but I have seen worse buttahfaces than hers in my life. She's no Aaliyah but she doesn't look like a female Jay Z either....
jussayin, I'd have to disagree about her face not being busted. The woman is ugly as sin, IMO.
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All I could do was cry
All I could do was cry
I was losing the man that love,and all I could do was cry
- Etta James 1938-2012
Jesus Christ !
y'all pick on folk for being flabby
yall pick on folk for being fat
y'all pick on folk for being skinny
just who has the perfect body anyway???
she's an athlete and she takes care of her body and she's been blessed with tits and ass; she's clearly not a man, and her face is not busted .
Truly disturbing cartoon ass.
Let me be blunt: if you are attracted by this ass you are ... what's the term for sickos who want to bang physically disabled persons?
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Serena's got butt implants, anyone still having doubts about it? What an idiot!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 7:22pm.
What has happened to Goopy's face? I mean she used to be kind of a prissy attactive now she just looks like, shall I dare say it, white trash.
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Besides the fact that her skin has been over chemically peeled like many we see around here, I, non-jokingly, think she may have orthorexia and all of the mineral imbalances and shit that comes with it. She has NEVER really looked healthy to me.
TANGELINE:
Please leave your idiocy/ignorance at the door, because I am about to break it down and check you!
First of all, black people are not genetically more muscular than white people, so please go back to whatever fucked up school you learned that and slap your medulla oblongata-less instructor. If all people of African descent were as naturally muscular as you say, they'd probably use said muscles to whoop your ass for such a dumb-ass statement!
*smdh*
Secondly, the reason why you may erroneously THINK black people are more muscular is because muscles show up better on darker skin. THIS is why all the white people try to fry themselves within an inch of their lives.
That is all.
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Submitted by TANGELINE on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:36pm
If u don't mind my asking, where the heck are you getting these facts?
As a fellow african american woman, I don't see the difference between the muscle mass that I have and what the adverage white woman has.
Any evidence to back up this claim?
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Submitted by freshh66 on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 9:46pm.
Love Serena. Love that ass. Love that she's with Common. THIS is a REAL ass.
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She's with Common??! Goddamn lucky-ass girl. He is a fine piece of man.
fresh666, what the hell do you mean by a "real ass"? Anyone who has two cheeks and a hole that shit comes out of has a "real ass".
I hate those stupid comments.
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All I could do was cry
All I could do was cry
I was losing the man that love,and all I could do was cry
- Etta James 1938-2012
Love Serena. Love that ass. Love that she's with Common. THIS is a REAL ass. It just looks a little out of proportion with her toiny waist... Although the abs are scaring me a bit. :/
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I'm in awe of Serena's talents. Just can't stop looking at her ass. I've never seen one like that.
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What has happened to Goopy's face? I mean she used to be kind of a prissy attactive now she just looks like, shall I dare say it, white trash.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:54pm.
Obviously a Jolie fan.
I see nothing wrong with Serena's body. Personally, I wouldn't want to be built like that, but i don't think she looks like a man, and I don't think she's way too muscular (unlike that British lady who is a bodybuilder).
Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
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Submitted by ElleDriver on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 6:18pm.
That photo of GOOP with Chris Martin perfectly sums up their marriage. He's got a "fuck my life" face while lagging behind with everyone's bags, while she's up front, frogmarching her cross-eyed kids, looking absolutely miserable.
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Yep, I was thinking the exact same thing. He looks like her slave! Although, I am sure she has many.
That photo of GOOP with Chris Martin perfectly sums up their marriage. He's got a "fuck my life" face while lagging behind with everyone's bags, while she's up front, frogmarching her cross-eyed kids, looking absolutely miserable.
I'm kinda surprised about the comments on here about her bod, her looks and what you perceive as femininity. There is NOTHING wrong and unhealthy about her.. that can be seen, at least. I think she looks good and strong. I am barely B-cupped and "willowy" and would love to borrow some of what she's got!!
Just sayin'.
Minus the tits, she looks like a wieght lifter (a dude) I dated in high school. On a woman, it's NOT cute.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:54pm.
Untalented, insecure, self-absorbed, attention-starved, middle-aged, man-chinned skank Jennifer Aniston demoted to an Afternoon Crumb for 2012?
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What are you trying to say, exactly?
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Untalented, insecure, self-absorbed, attention-starved, middle-aged, man-chinned skank Jennifer Aniston demoted to an Afternoon Crumb for 2012?
Life is good!!
Daaaayuuum! It seems Serena visited that slore who injected cement and Fix-A-Flat!! Do.Not.Want.
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Reality Check!!
#1 - Serena Williams is of African decent. To start she is, physically, not built like a white woman. Black women have more muscle mass than white women. FACT!
#2 - She is Athletic. She plays Tennis for a living and she weight trains for strength - That is why her body is like that.
I used to take body building classes, I assure you it is real. Serena would not need steroids to look like that. The difference between her and Venus, is that Venus is taller and leaner. Venus is also very muscular.
Serena has the body of a real at athlete. Notce the difference between the muscle mass of NADAL and FEDERER - bother equally great players. You are arguing against Genetics!
Black people are generally more muscular. Don't let the big girls stereotype fool you.
MK, I love you more knowing you love menudo. Holy shit, I am hongray. Oh wait, Serena's ass is like visual Dexatrim.
Goopy is seen with her husband?? Didn't she promise us not to ever be seen with him? Some nerve she's got!!
WHAT. IS. IT. ?
I've always insisted that it's not fair that "she" play in a women's league because THAT IS A MAN.
Serena's ass = today's Caption This contest!! *eyes wide* hold me?
Don't remember 'He-Man/Masters of the Universe' being like that AT ALL! No sir! LOL!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
In Greek, pippa means blowjob.
Seriously does she have a cock? She's built and looks like a man. Plus, her face isnt helping.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 4:28pm.
Drunken Stepfather follows me on twitter. WE ARE IN LOVE. ha.
He's my FB "friend" lol. And I had to block his posts from showing up cuz I'm friends with some kiddos for crissakes.
SOPA and PIPA made me want to have a nice bowl of homemade soup and smoke a pipe afterward.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Actually, I don't mind when she's dressed like this in athletic gear. It's when she let's her girly side fly with a tight a dress or a short skirt that I find her revolting. I know it's wrong because what else is she supposed to wear when she's hanging with her girls and/or it's her choice what to wear but I really believe she has no true friends because not one homegirl could tell her that ox legs and stilettos do not belong together? Also her dunk-dunk is mid-bounce here. I don't think she got the Florida special.
M.E., I'm twitchy today, waiting to hear about this job.
I read about the tanks and stuff passing by your house. DO you think they were headed up here (Oakland). Should I prepare for the takeover?
(gets nuts and berries from the cupboard, puts "Maury" on mute so as to better hear the sound of distant gunfire)
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Drunken Stepfather follows me on twitter. WE ARE IN LOVE. ha.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 4:21pm.
People will pay to be on a ship with Kate Gosselin. Up to $5500 per person. And after she drives them crazy what are they supposed to do for the other 6 days, 23 hours?
Stuck on a boat with Kate Gosselin. Yeah, I really want that.
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TR has taken EC's place in her absence on the dp posting.
the whole SOPA thing is making me want to make sopa too! its been all i could think about, especially because its so cold here, yummmmmm fat kid food
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that's a strong bitch! she looks like if you were fucking her and something startled her while you're going at it and she clamped down.....you and 6 inches of your junk would be separated for awhile ....
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People will pay to be on a ship with Kate Gosselin. Up to $5500 per person. And after she drives them crazy what are they supposed to do for the other 6 days, 23 hours?
Stuck on a boat with Kate Gosselin. Yeah, I really want that.
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BAHAHA MK how do you know about the Bogdanoff twins?? LMAO
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
She's JUMPING, people. Imagine if someone took a pick of you mid-air, with your titties flapping by your chin or your ball sacs looking like those clackers we used to play with as kids.
Yeah, Serena's got a huge ass made of steel, but that picture isn't representative. IT looks much more realistic at rest.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
and Drunken Stepfather SUCKS. you just know that dude is hopelessly ugly.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
She looks ridiculous. She doesn't just have junk in the trunk - she has the whole damn landfill.
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don't they test for steroids? there is just no damn way that she isn't using something here.. i don't care how much she works out.. there is only so much working out can do..
We're sure that's not Barry Bonds?
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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 3:58pm.
Wow, and I thought Lainey had issues. Whoever is wrting for 'Celebitchy' is just fucked-up.
Seriously lame story.