Friday, January 20th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Evan Peters (25)
Will Young (33)
?uestlove (41)
Gary Barlow (41)
Skeet Ulrich (42)
Edwin McCain (42)
Melissa Rivers (44)
Stacey Dash (46)
Rainn Wilson (46)
John Michael Montgomery (47)
James Denton (49)
Lorenzo Lamas (54)
Bill Maher (56)
Paul Stanley (60)
David Lynch (66)
Buzz Aldrin (82)
HB Paul Stanley of KISS. The Starchild is 60. Wow.
Happy FreakyDeakyDay, David Lynch.
The first episode of Twin Peaks. It was ALMOST like the first time I heard the Beatles. Wait, that might not be a good comparison. But both gave me major goosebumps. Something really new.
The first season was close to a perfect miniseries.
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@Jack, CSG, and Guest (and anybody else I am forgetting)--
Thanks for the birthday wishes. I will think of you when I see Michael Fassbender's peen!
With the exception being Stacey Dash, this is a pretty busted list of B-day Sluts. David Lynch and Buzz Aldrin should be locked in a room together. I'm sure some kind of magic will occur.
Evan Peters ,Brady Corbet and Michael Pitt...I get these 3 confused all the time although Evan Peters is the newest one on the block and Michael Pitt is the original with that type of look. I love that song/video that Ima Robot did with Brady Corbet. The song never gets old, love it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpQVXOBNU5E
Evan Peters: just the way I like 'em, hot and creepy. Happy Birthday :)
HBD to Questo, a musical genius of many stripes!
*hums Lyin' Ass Bitch*
Happy Birthday David Lynch. This scene from Lost Highway freaked me the hell out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZowK0NAvig
Haha, I LOVE that scene.
UGH. I'm home alone. Thanks, I did not need to be reminded of that scene!!! Fucking scares me every time.
Tate you are one scary dude. HB EP!
Evan Peters is going to be a big staaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr! *chomps on cigar*
Happy Birthday Undie! Saw your post in last night's OP and it sounds like you have an awesome day planned - enjoy!
HB to Dwight Shrute (hilarious) and Buzz Aldrin, (you old horny goat)!
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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 01/12/2012
What was the black thing on his cake? I could not even fathom a guess.
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/12/2012
I tried to figure it out and just pretended it was a penis.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:19am.
Happy Birthday David Lynch. This scene from Lost Highway freaked me the hell out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZowK0NAvig
Haha, I LOVE that scene.
Happy Birthday to that dark-eyed, hot piece of yum-yum, Evan Peters. Call me!
I didn't notice the rest.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:00am.
I feel less guilty for crushing on sociopath ghost boy now that I know he's very legal.
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Haha, I'm on the same boat. He could definitely pass for under 21, but I don't care, I'd still do shameful things with him ;P
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was hoping for a Lynch pic but I'd settle for a sexy Gary Barlow....
HBD Tate!!!!!
& Happy Birfday Undie!! :D
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
TAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to David Lynch also!
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:19am.
David Lynch is a master.. I adored that film. Every Film Noir expectation was realised, not one of them was predicatable or cliche.
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HB David Lynch, Rainn Wilson & Bill Maher!!!
Happy birthday, undinespragg!
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:54am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:39am.
To imply you have no love for David Lynch?
I don't want to live in that world. But I'll stay in it for any reference to me as "home biscuit".
bwwaaaahaaaa
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Please make sure you use that in a sentence tomorrow along with "croikey".
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:39am.
To imply you have no love for David Lynch?
I don't want to live in that world. But I'll stay in it for any reference to me as "home biscuit".
bwwaaaahaaaa
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Happy Birthday Stacey Dash - you hot, hot piece.
I would give my right arm to look as good as you do at 46.
Happy Birthday to ?uestlove. I LOVE the Roots and Phrenology is a fav on my playlist. Sad that you have been reduced to a late night talk show band.
And just all around EWWWWWWWWWWWW to the main pic.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Happy Birthday Tate! Hopefully Violet will forgive you for this one day so that you'll have a great celebration.
Happy Birfday to my beloved Edwin McCain. His natural talent runs circles around these "singers" today.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Happy bday, ?uestlove... Here he and Travis Barker are in a jam session... pretty bad ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3h1t0Rr00
Also, happy birthday to Stacey Dash... she is gorgeous.
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:30am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:10am.
Not caring about any of these humps, most of which I've never heard.
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Really? What about Melissa Rivers? She co-starred in.... what was that reality show again? Ok, I can't remeber either, but she is the daughter of a well known.... umm.... well.... ok, fine, you win this one.
WAIT!! David Lynch!!! Your statement is now invalid. HA!
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Clean your glasses, home biscuit. I said I hadn't heard of MOST of them!
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happy birthday ?uestlove, rainn wilson, paul stanley and bill maher...
happy birthday to stacey dash, who i agree is way hotter than halle berry but is just as crazy...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
@Whamo
@Few Words
Agreed. Halle is beautiful but Stacey is STUNNING. Plus, while I've heard that Stacey is a little *off* I doubt it compares to Halle's crazy bitchery.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:29am.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:00am.
Stacey Dash...arguably hotter than Halle Berry? Discuss!
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No doubt, hands down WAY hotter than Halle!
Stacey is just flat out SMOKIN HOT!
Seriously.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:10am.
Not caring about any of these humps, most of which I've never heard.
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Really? What about Melissa Rivers? She co-starred in.... what was that reality show again? Ok, I can't remeber either, but she is the daughter of a well known.... umm.... well.... ok, fine, you win this one.
WAIT!! David Lynch!!! Your statement is now invalid. HA!
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:00am.
Stacey Dash...arguably hotter than Halle Berry? Discuss!
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No doubt, hands down WAY hotter than Halle!
Stacey is just flat out SMOKIN HOT!
Happy Birthday to Dwight Schrute, Stacey Dash, and ?uestlove. Stacey Dash is older than Melissa Rivers???
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:00am.
Stacey Dash...arguably hotter than Halle Berry? Discuss!
HELL YEA. STACY HOT W/O DAMN ATTITUDE OR CRAZY TRAIN
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Happy Birthday David Lynch. This scene from Lost Highway freaked me the hell out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZowK0NAvig
Happy Birthday Buzz! Ima watch this video all day long again to remind me how badass you are and how ridiculous conspiracy theorists are:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Not caring about any of these humps, most of which I've never heard.
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HB Paul Stanley, one of my first crushes...
I feel less guilty for crushing on sociopath ghost boy now that I know he's very legal.
Stacey Dash...arguably hotter than Halle Berry? Discuss!
I thought Bill Maher was a bit older, like 62ish.
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Douchechill!
Happy B-Day David Lynch!!!
Can't believe how compelling your work is. Loved 'Blue Velvet' (*MOMMY!!!*) and 'Wild at Heart' (like 'Sailor' isn't the coolest name ever).
However, I just can't get 'Dune' out of my head. They say you hated this movie yourself but there is something about it, it just gets better with time.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Happy Birthday to our Undine!! Have a fantastic day!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 7:02am.
I wonder how blissful Chelsea Clinton still feels these days.
Did you see her reporting on Rock Centre? wow. She is void of any personality. It was almost painful to watch.
HB Skeet. I will take you over Johnny any day of the week. Johnny and hygiene are definitely not friends.
Die Bill Maher.
HB to sexy Tate up there, although i can`t get behind the fact that he looks like he sucked a dick in this pic despite the coldsore he is sporting.
HB to our own homegrown Dlister Undine, party hard, girl!!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Ahmir "?uestlove" Thompson! You're a great drummer and your band is the best that's ever been on late night TV. And I'm GLAD you played "Lyin' Ass Bitch" when Bachmann came onstage. So have a great birthday!
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http://youtu.be/35kF7gwV0Lo
"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
blah I miss AHS, and it's not going to be the same without Tate and Constance.
HB, crazy, hot ghost boy.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Skeet Ulrich....the poor man's Johnny Depp. When they both were younger I swear they could have been brothers
Melissa Rivers...talk about an absolutely useless celeb offspring.
Stacey Dash...This chic is SO freakin hot,
Bill Maher....I know he's a pretty polarising figure but I like Bill, he makes a lot sense sometimes in a world of insanity
Paul Stanley.... I always though Paul acted and sounded very gheeyyyy
Buzz Aldrin....A true American hero.
Happy Bday sluts
Anyone else ever confuse Tyler Shields with that other photographer...what's his face...Terry Richardson. I always confuse the two of them because their names are similar and so is their photography style. (The pic says tylershields.com, which got me thinking of that.)
Skeet Ulrich is 42??? Man I'm old.
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I don't like you, but if I did I'd tell you that hair was a mistake