Afternoon Crumbs
If one of the Nelson twins became a post-op transsexual and stuffed her chest with dinosaur eggs, this is what the band would look like today and I'd be their biggest fan forever and always - Hollywood Tuna
Angie Jo is back to wearing black and I'm pretty sure Brad Pitt got a flea dip so all is well in the world again - Lainey Gossip
By the looks of that outfit, the only thing Justin Bieber is going to star in is Ernest Goes To Lederhosen Hell - The Superficial
More evidence that RiRi continues to make wonderful life choices - Celebitchy
You might see this as pictures from AVN, but Courtney Stodden sees this as pictures of her future wardrobe - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
This was J.J. Abrams original idea for Lost, but he knew it would be too horrifying for the public to watch - Popoholic
Blind Item Solved: Kristin Calawhatever is with child - ICYDK
Is Cameron Diaz moisturizing her face with the cooking grease my abuelita keeps in a jar under the sink? - Hollywood Rag
Gay marriage needs to be made legal in Australia so two of my favorite Australians, Sharon from Kath & Kim and Gran from Angry Boys, can get married - Towleroad
Before the love died... - The Berry
BREAKING: Shiloh got a haircut - Popsugar
Allan Hawco's ass, come and get it - (NSFWish) OMG Blog
Zac Efron gets his butch on at Home Depot - Just Jared
I think I've made Tom Brady's new mansion with Legos before - Cityrag
Eurika for MVP! - Videogum
Presenting the Gold Digger Anthem of 2012 - Crunk + Disorderly
Tracy Morgan was down and out in Park City over the weekend - I'm Not Obsessed
The video of Suri's birth finally surfaces - The Daily What
The lovely piece pictured in the photo is named Elizabeth Starr.
http://www.elizabethstarr.com/
if i get work on my lady bits i would make them perky.. why get a plastic surgeon to make them bigger.. but now their longer.. lol.. they practically hit the belt!
I don't understand how a board-certified plastic surgeon can get away with that kind of work.
How the hell do you titty fuck that thing?
What company is manufacturing an implant that big?! I know there are unscrupulous doctors out there, especially in LA, but it's still hard to believe medical professionals are putting these in a patient. Imagine the snickers and jokes at the operating table?
Always thought Cameron Diaz was real cute and still do despite her poor choice in hair colour these days, but I am seriously starting to think that she takes testosterone or some shit.
Holy melons! Those look like You-know-who's ass in a bikini! BOOing BOOing BOOing - LOL!
The robot baby Suri was WAY too creepy! Tool video anyone?
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 10:25pm.
Those look like they hurt. I saw the AVN awards once a long time ago when we had Playboy TV.
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Pervert! : P
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 6:49pm.
She looks like the Swedish "Big Ang" or something. What a keeper.
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It looks like they dye Knox's hair. They are so vain so they probably do.
Those look like they hurt. I saw the AVN awards once a long time ago when we had Playboy TV. The only awards show where you'll hear someone say in their acceptance speech, "...and I'd like to thank my husband cuz he eats the pussy really good." (Jeanna Fine for Best Anal)
Justin Beiber looks like he has to pee.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Shiloh looks like a mini-Brad, it's not a good look.
and guess Angie ate a soul or two because she has some tummy bloat going on.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Hollywoodtuna called this girl the most beautiful girl at the AVN Awards. Don't do drugs, boys and girls.
No way would I see a Fear remake with Justin Bieber. I'm supposed to be scared of that little twerp? Grow whiskers, then we'll talk.
Misleading headline alert. I thought it was a Courtney Stodden story. All I saw were chicks with fucked-up bodies.
I guess we're gluttons for punishment when it comes to Megan Fox, huh?
"BREAKING: Shiloh got a haircut" - Exactly!
I like Tracy Morgan. One of the ballsiest comics out there. Far better than Eddie Murphy even. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQGbSzvZPeE
Is that a real Nelson?
The pic makes me kinda dizzy. Like looking in a circus distortion mirr-ah.
I think I see her left areola rim.
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I saw on another website that Chris Brown was @ that club with his girlfriend...there was a picture of them driving away with another couple...
FFS...another Cowdashian?
Hate em all...
I'd make a mostly shitty rich person because I don't know if I could buy/build a house as big as Brady's. WTF do you do with all that room? I mean after the first 10,000 sq. feet, what do you do with the next 12,000?
How damn many garages do you really need? I do like the pool though. But still. That's just hugely ridiculous.
Will someone take Lainey's computer away from her? She's such a fucking moron.
looking at that woman's tits makes my tits & back hurt.
She looks like the Swedish "Big Ang" or something. What a keeper!
That's a tranny!
Good lord. One third of her weight is probably in those monstrosities.
My mind starts spinning trying to figure out how the surgeon gets them that big. I was hooked on plastic surgery shows a few years ago, and learned that one technique was to put multiple silicone sacks in each breast. I think that's been outlawed by reputable plastic surgery places.
I guess the other alternative is just to keep filling those suckers with more and more silicone like abused water balloons. Hopefully it's not saline solution. Her organs would be saltier than lobster bisque if one of those things popped.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
I thought this lady was the same one as the fancy lady from yesterday's Caption Contest. But this lady's nose is smaller, face lips puffier (don't ask me about her crotch lips cuz I haven't seen any of her films), tits bigger (and mostly veiny-er-is that a word?) and her eyebrows are closer to touching heaven so they could tug at an angel's wing.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Twisted Sister with two bowling ball boobs wearing a "Barbie" vanity chain. So wrong.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 6:13pm.
Tom Brady's house is tacky.
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Lmao Right?!! FIX THE ROOF BRADY SHIT IS FUG. Plus, a mansion should be symmetrically curved off the ends to fucking wrap around something WHIPPED-BITCH DO IT RIGHT. Asshole.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
.....the..fuck ......????
Oh Riri, I can't wait until new pictures are released of your puffy beaten face, I am already precumming.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I always that Zac would be more of a "Lowe's" man....huh....
Okay, the main pic, one of that ridiculous bitch's boobs is 2.5 times the size of her fking head. How do you sleep with that? Bend to change a tampon?? Hug anyone? Stand upright? Cook without burning a nipple??? HOW?! There has to be a point of no return and those tit sacks are it. Fking ridiculous.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Ewww, it looks like she's got a butt on her chest. Nasty!
Tom Brady's house is tacky.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Submitted by Capella on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 6:02pm.
@Evil Cupcake
It's her way to connect with every-day mothers. The crying in the shower didn't work, she is now trying the Farmers Market.
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I see your point!
My breasticles winced in pain and hid behind the sofa when they saw this.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
That thing is a porn star?
Awwww, Shiloh is so cute with her little stuffed animal
Allan Hawco's butt!!!! Representin' Newfoundland, love that he got a shoutout on your blog :)
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"Keep calm, and Brady on"
@Evil Cupcake
It's her way to connect with every-day mothers. The crying in the shower didn't work, she is now trying the Farmers Market.
poor shiloh
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 5:41pm.
LOLZ!!!! I'm glad you agree.
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Douchechill!
Who goes to the farmers market in a wool skirt, silk blouse and old lady sweater jacket? Angelina dresses like a 75 yr old woman going to a canasta tournament.
So Shiloh now has the butch boy cut to go with her butch boy outfits. Nice.
That cooking grease in the jar makes the TASTIEST refried beans ever!
I thought Shiloh was the one in the grey Montenegro-style cardigan. It took me a while to find her.
They look like a Gap ad.
LEAVE NELSON ALONE!
*plays Because They Can cd*
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 4:54pm.
Anyone else think that dude looks like Matt Lauer with a blonde wig and an extra derrrrpy look on his face?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! It looks like Matt Lauer AS one of the dudes from Nelson!
That was spot on about Matt Lauer!
Jesus! I'd prefer a closeup of Pete Burns' face.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
well, at least you're distracted from how fugly is she (it) is....
FUCK Rihanna.....
I'm surprised only one person mentioned the saint's belly......
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
Bieber reprising Marky Mark's role in Fear? LOL, too funny. Marky Mark was completely ripped and actually looked like a tough guy. Bieber shirtless looks like he'd lose a fight with an overly friendly squirrel.
What the hell is that thing? Those have got to hurt!
ETA: Way to accent with the Barbie necklace too. Did they have to supersize that necklace so it would be seen?
Also, what doctor in their right mind would do that to any woman? I know money is money, but damn, that's just so wrong.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine
Angelina sorta looks pregnant in that picture with Shilo.
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Shhhh, she is actually the surrogate for JustJen.
Angelina sorta looks pregnant in that picture with Shilo.
How does that poor thing live a normal life?
The fuck?