Ke¢ha Must Be Back In The Studio
Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips is working with Ke$hit on her next album and the answer to your first question "How much of the bad shit is he snorting to get through that?" was Tweeted by him before you even asked it. But before you write an essay for your 8th grade English class about how Wayne and Ke$ha are your new idols for being SO COOL!!!, SO EDGIES!!! and SO ROCKNROLLZ!!!, I should tell you that she Tweet claims that those sloppy ass lines are just crushed up Tums.
Whatever that shit is, it should come with every purchase of Ke$ha's next album. If it's coke, you're going to want to smoke it through that Sprite can to numb the pain after her musical herpes gets into your head. If it's TUMS, you're going to want to snort it through your ear holes to stop your eardrums from burning (note: earburn is a real thing). So thanks, Ke$hit!
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Who Datt, LOL!!! Exactly my thoughts. However, that crazy unicorn rainbow occult video she made with Dawson's Creek guy made me appreciate Kesha on some level. She does have a sense of humor. So although she has no talent whatsoever, at least she doesn't seem to take herself seriously.
That's EXACTLY what i was thinking! 2012=the best economic plan possible...it's all coming to an end anyways
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RE: Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 4:51pm.
"Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips is working with Ke$hit on her next album"
Damn, I guess the Mayans *were* right after all. If Paul Westerberg starts producing Katy Perry then I'd best invest in a survival manual.
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I you can snort Tums, I'm about to save a shitload of money.
I've crushed up Tums, to feed to my brother's tomato plants that had some kind of rot, and that is NOT what it looked like.
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:45pm.
Kesha probably gets her jollies freebasing Jenkum and snorting cat litter.
lmao at freebasing jenkum. did you ever hear about meow meow?
"Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips is working with Ke$hit on her next album"
Damn, I guess the Mayans *were* right after all. If Paul Westerberg starts producing Katy Perry then I'd best invest in a survival manual.
Only a real tool uses a one to snort. That increases risk of snorting up hep by like, a million. Use a $50 or hundy. So the picture is a phony.
Well, if nothing else, we can rule out that this is NOT the Charlie Sheen shit...
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
This staged photo is so stupid I can feel my own IQ dropping just from looking at it.
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The music must be awful if they have to flash pictures of blow to promote it.
Flaming Lips sold out years ago most notably Wayne Coyne, what a bunch of bores. Their music was whatever and their shows were fun for the kids who had never experienced such "trip-out" type of theatrics but I saw some Dead Shows in my youth so the whole acid trip, light show thing and major trippers hanging out I already been through. Wayne Coyne is nothing but a corporate puppet sold to the wannabe "edgy" music set who go home after a show and feel cool cause they went out on a weeknight. Working with such non-talent as K-SHIT proves my point.
Do you realize you just sold out?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Well drugs will substitute if you have no natural talent I guess.
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:52pm.
@Datura- I thought you were joking about snorting cat litter, BUT apparently people do! WTF is wrong with this world?
is that called "cheesin'"?
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I really was just joking about the cat litter thing. =D Wow. I guess if you can name something, there's someone in the world trying to get high off of it.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Wayne Coyne is a charismatic marketing man, but Drozd is the real genius behind the Lips' music.
I know Wayne, he doesn't do drugs but he loves marketing himself to the drugs are so cool crowd. I used to like him until he turned into a fame whore.
Oh....psychedelic light shows...never seen that before *rolls eyes* how about a cumdumpster collaboration with kesha for your next NYE Freakout? You are dead to me, Flaming Lips! Dead!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Nice! Hopefully we hear about that trollop overdosing in the near future!
Hoorah!
She and every other famous ho is the reason kids are turning into hos. So sad.
Doesn't anyone use 100 dollar bills anymore?...
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
management isn’t stupid for hiring Wayne Coyne
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
Hahahahaha! I am so uncool I know none of this shit. At the d, you get an education on all sorts of unsavory human behaviors!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:52pm.
@Datura- I thought you were joking about snorting cat litter, BUT apparently people do! WTF is wrong with this world?
is that called "cheesin'"?
Wow. She is so IRONIC and SO AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT.
Trash - 'nuff said.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
@Datura- I thought you were joking about snorting cat litter, BUT apparently people do! WTF is wrong with this world?
Imagine having to go to Betty Ford for cat litter detox.
"I'm hooked on the litter, man!"
Sad news:
http://news.yahoo.com/aretha-franklin-calls-off-her-wedding-180721644.ht...
That pic. looks completely fake to me.
This post has the opposite affect of coke. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Having been to many Flaming Lips shows on hallucinogens, I'm really disappointed. Coke? That's the most boring fucking drug on the planet.
And Ke$ha, you don't need to try that hard. Whatever bullshit you put out will inevitably be embraced by the gay clubs.
Looks like Bi$$quik
I'd have thought the Flaming Lips would be more into LSD than coke. Kesha probably gets her jollies freebasing Jenkum and snorting cat litter.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:01pm.
Was it Mike that said he knew someone who had gotten a staff infecshun from using a rolled bill? Dr. Oz...take notes!
Yep, MRSA INFECTION within the nasal cavities. Horribly unpleasant, or so I was told.
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*SHUDDER* Just thinking about of all the places those dollar bills end up makes me want to wash my hands.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
That entire pic was staged, and by the look of it, it was staged by the same people who decorate low-brow chain restaurants to make them reflect local pride.
Those are some fat ass lines. Bitch needs to fuck off. $1 dollar bill? Yeah, that's Kesha.
The other red looking can is a Dr. Pepper. The white label you're looking at is the bar code for scanning.
I would love to see these idiots get busted. I don't care who is doing drugs, but this is fucking ridiculous.
why don't you just snort a line in front of a Judge?
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Substitute me for him, substitute my coke for gin
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done
-The Who
Ah it's probably Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pep as stated before, I see the front top of the can now.
Drum key? She uses actual intruments in her music? Noooo, don't think so, really?
Submitted by mbar on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:23pm.
Cops should just troll celebrity Twitters because these bitches make it too easy.
WORD. I'm fb friends with someone IRL who posts drug pics. I've always wondered if the cops could track his ass down and just arrest him.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Caramel on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:25pm.
Oxygen~I think that's a drum key
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You are correct.
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@Caramel
I think you are correct...drum key. Although any musical instruments around her is an oxymoron.
@lovely
it does look like a prescription label on the red cylindrical object...
@Mike
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....MRSA staffection up the nose.
Oxygen~I think that's a drum key
Submitted by guest on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:24pm.
Don't know exactly what that is Mike but it sounds awful.
Antibiotic-resistant staph
Don't know exactly what that is Mike but it sounds awful.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Did her last album sell enough copies for her to be wasting Tums like that? Tums aren't free, you know.
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Cops should just troll celebrity Twitters because these bitches make it too easy.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:01pm.
Was it Mike that said he knew someone who had gotten a staff infecshun from using a rolled bill? Dr. Oz...take notes!
Yep, MRSA INFECTION within the nasal cavities. Horribly unpleasant, or so I was told.
Drugs are so overrated.
I love Ke$ha, seriously. If she starts walking around with a big fake butt and cheese on her head that might change.