Afternoon Crumbs
That swan is like, "I know this bitch is going to write some fairytale ass song about me without giving me a cut." - Lainey Gossip
And when Khloe Kardashian and her biological father are reunited in person, he can take her to Ogre Swamp to meet the rest of us her biological relatives - The Superficial
There won't be a dry eye at Brit Brit's wedding when Daddy Spears hands her leash over to Sam Merless - Celebitchy
Pfft! Disney has been allowing beards for YEARS (see: Zac and Vanessa) - Towleroad
The hell kind of Wonder Woman is this? - Hollywood Tuna
Even Whitney Port's nip slips are boring - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Hilary Duff's pregnancy is lasting longer than the entire run of Lizzie McGuire - Popoholic
That side-eye in the corner says everything I need to say about Michael Cera's hipsterstache - The Berry
Why won't Posh let the right side of her face be great? - ICYDK
Hugh Jackman's dog was over it before it began - Just Jared
Eva Mendes is going on dates with Ryan Gosling's dog now. What does it meeeeean? - Popsugar
This dog is an unknown and yet Keanu Reeves still gets acting jobs? - The Daily What
Mel Gibson DOES approve of Kat Von Douchebag and her sainted crotch - Cityrag
Vanilla Ice goes indie - SOW
Bow Wow looks like a Nerf ball shat all over his feet - Moe Jackson
Panty Creamer (From The Neck Down) Of The Day: Michael Phelps - Hollywood Rag
So i get the feeling that Ryan has all these chicks on check....wasnt blake lively walking that dog a few weeks ago...
now eva!!!
he must give that dick reallyyyy good!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Mama Kris must be fuming that Sasquatch wouldn't come in for paternity testing. That would have been ratings GOLD!
Hugh Jackman has a blonde French Bulldog that has snow booties on! I love this man now!
Do we honestly think the paternity test on the wookie isn't going to show that she's "100% Kardashian?" No way would PMK allow the real results to come out. That wouldn't be good for business.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Okay, all you sluts are gonna hate me but I did find the E! preview of the paternity episode very touching.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txzcPyj_6x0&feature=fvwrel
** tearing up ** I mean, that is their preview, right?
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
She must have been carrying that gigantic umbrella up her ass.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Of course this was going to be turned into a ratings fiasco! Not even her daughter's paternity is sacred. Khloe's in on it too, so what the fuck ever.
Shameless ass bitches.
I dunno . . . I saw this interview with TS once and she came across as pretty cool and not at all like this sugary filled poptart that would make Paula Deen kick the bucket for good. She also has sort of a deep voice which was very surprising.
Methinks that maybe she smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish, and swears like a sailor when the cameras are off ;)
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
And I forgot to say that I thought that pic was Goopy at first. She's meandering along the Seine, wondering how she she can artfully wring that swan's neck and make rillette in her pizza oven while simultaneously curing cancer.
So Khloe's ostensible biological father is not only a heterosexual hairdresser, but a heterosexual hairdresser in West Hollywood?
Ick. I don't get people who think Phelps' body is nice. It's just so looooong. If I rode him I'd be looking into his weird nips instead of his eyes.
Hmm. I kinda see the appeal now.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 5:07pm.
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Oh, no--- I wouldn't want you to get out the good china on my account! I'll settle for a paper plate and a stale cinammon bun, ta very much. Hahaha, Taylor Swift my arsehole. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 4:40pm.
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Would you like some cocoa? Some shortbread, perhaps? I'll break out the Royal Doulton.
If Khloe thinks displaying a fat ass makes her look more like a Kardashian, it isn't working.
Khloe Kardashian is a Latina?
Ah hell naw!
Ugh, Kris Jenner and her opportunistic ass, but man he's a of a spitting image of Khloe all right. It's amazing that Khloe hasn't strangled Kris at this point. It certainly does prove that Kris has been around, OJ and animator Todd Waterman had admitted being with her, now this guy.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 4:33pm.
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That was beautiful. *sheds a solitary, perfect tear*
Taylor Swift is like a walking Hallmark card. Why not go all out Taylor? Why not peer outside with your doe eyes from a candle lit room of a stone-built house on a misty winter day ala Thomas Kincaid? Cannot stand this theatrical tramp.
Did I miss some of the Khloe kerfuffle?? Holy shit, she looks SO much like the guy in 'The Superficial' link.
*Maury voice* ALEX ROLDAN, YOU ARE THE FATHER!!