Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
It is really hard to believe this former A- list boy bander and now a C who kind of was his own one boy band has always been in the closet. Despite every single public romance he has had with a woman he has always wanted to come out. He has been caught so many times and given the perfect opportunity to come out, but he keeps waiting and waiting.
He dated this at the time, huge tween actress for a very long time but most of the time she was having sex with our boy bander's brother. The brother is where she was rumored to have picked up the gift that keeps on giving. The good news for the brother was that since the boy bander was "dating" her, the brother never got in trouble for having sex with a minor for almost a year.
One time our boy bander was on tour with a different girlfriend. This girlfriend was a singer and is now an actress or she may still be both. Anyway, this actress/singer had no clue that our boy bander liked guys and was a virgin at the time. She got the gift that keeps on giving from a different band guy. Anyway, the virgin walked in on our boy bander on his knees servicing one of his male backup dancers. About an hour later the virgin was gone.
One of the boy banders best "girlfriends" was with this celebutante who made her name in some sex tape action and a reality show. Anyway, she was totally into the fact that our boy bander liked guys and was into having threesomes. She moved on though because a celebrity couple offered her more money to come stay with them for awhile.
I don't think there is any truth to the rumor that our boy bander had sex with the celebrity father of one of his other "girlfriends." She is also a celebrity, although I wish she was not. (CDAN)
Jonathan Knight has already waved his I Love Peen flag high up in the air, so I can cross him off the list (although, I'm still waiting for Jordan Knight to wave his). JC Chasez has a brother, but he doesn't fit into the rest of this shit. The Maddens didn't really fit all the way either, so I'll go with The Carters!Gaybander: Nick Carter?
Huge Tween Actress: I don't know!
Brother: Aaron Carter?
Virgin actress/singer: Willa Ford?
Celebutard turned fuck tape star: Parasite Hilton?
Girlfriend whose father the gaybander didn't sex on: Tila Tequila (HA)?or
Gaybander: Aaron Carter (even though he never touched the A-list and was never in a boy band)
Huge Tween Actress: Lindsay Lohan?
Brother: Nick Carter?
Virgin actress/singer: Hilary Duff?
Celebutard turned fuck tape star: Kari Ann Peniche?
Girlfriend whose father the gaybander didn't sex on: Brooke Hogan?And since we're on the subject of one of the Carters being gay.... I wish I was making this next part up, but I'm not. Some dude I dated for like three weeks kept a framed picture of Nick Carter on a table next to his sofa. I figured that shit just came with the frame, but I was wrong. This motherfucker told me that Nick Carter is his favorite dude to jack off to, so it's easier for him to just leave a picture of Nick Carter out all the time instead of pulling up pictures of Nick Carter on his laptop every time he's jack it. Practical? Yes. Something I needed to know? No.
How could I get it on with him on the sofa if I knew he was just picturing me as a portrait of Nick Carter in a Pottery Barn frame? Okay, I could and did, but still.
Sundance Blind Item - This what now counts for an A list Tween television actress was flirting heavily with this director who is the boyfriend of this usually annoying B list movie actress. Anyway, the director was going to keep it at flirting until the tweener told him she was over 18(barely). Hello hotel room. I'm sure the excuse he gave to his girlfriend for missing her big event was priceless. Our B list actress was out of her mind ticked off. (CDAN)
Demi Lovato (or that chick on iCarly), Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish?
This young celebrity is gay. His parents didn’t feel that his sexual orientation would enable him to be successful, so they pushed him into marriage early to maintain that wholesome family image and to quash gay rumors. They picked out a star struck young lady for him, and quickly announced their engagement. Imagine the young girl’s surprise when she found out that her sexy new husband didn’t want to have sexy time with her. They do smile and kiss while posing for PR photos, but then he goes cruising for guys on the internet. He also likes to hit up the gay bars when he’s in LA. You might think that he has the best of both worlds, but he is actually miserable in the fake marriage. For right now, though, he just isn’t strong enough to get out… or come out. (Blind Gossip)
Kevin Jonas, but I'm going to blind myself to this blind item, because Joe Jonas is supposed to be the gay one.
Which squeaky-clean pop star is desperately trying to keep his pot-smoking habit and hookups with a Las Vegas hooker under wraps? The young crooner's famous girlfriend wouldn't care so much about his wacky weed habit, but she probably wouldn't appreciate the cheating! (National Enquirer via Gawker)
Justin Bieber? But he's obviously not toking up enough. He needs to smoke from his SpongeBong until the good shit does us all right by numbing his tongue and the rest of his yodeling parts.
#4: Michael Buble. It has to be.
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"He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup." Noel Gallagher on his brother Liam.
Certainly sounds like Aaron. Another possibility is Nick Lachey. I recall blind items about his peen lust back in his Jessica days and before. Most of the other things don't fit though. I don't recall any stories about brother Drew (he actually seems like a nice guy). Still not convinced that Timberlake isn't a friend of Dorothy☺. Exhibit A:
http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071116/timberlake_l.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4__d_vA-kuQ
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It's Aaron Carter. Check his who's dated who, it's basically this description with photos. And not that USA News is the authority on boy bands, but I buy he was a "boy bander"; he certainly is lumped into that category in my mind.
http://www.usatodayeducate.com/staging/index.php/ccp/the-top-10-forgotte...
Aaron Carter
Lindsay Lohan sexing Nick Carter (she was underage when they "dated")
Hilary Duff gift from Joel Madden
Kari Ann Peniche with Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart
Brooke Hogan & Hulk Hogan?
(Rumer and Bruce Willis would make more sense but I cannot find anything on Aaron Carter dating her...)
oh god, if it really was Willa Ford, someone warn Mike Modano!
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"In olden times we would've thrown people like that off of a cliff, and called it a day."
And no, Nick never dated Mandy Moore--she was on tour with the Backstreet Boys at one time, but Nick was dating Willa Ford at that time.
I found this: http://gayinfosource.blogspot.com/2006/04/is-aaron-carter-gay.html
Don't know if it holds any truth, but wow, really?
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No means No dammit.
Thank you very much for the beautiful picture of Nick Carter,but its not him.
The descriptive in the sentence says ONE BOY boyband--ie a solo artist that was like his own little boyband---AARON CARTER.
He dated Lindsay Lohan, who might or might not have slept with his brother Nick--that would definately be statutory.
Lindsay was BFF with Paris Hilton for a while--that makes the friend of a celebutard with a sex tape/reality show.
Another "girlfriend" who was a virgin--Hilary Duff--who dated a BAND member--one of the Madden brothers, who gave the gift that keeps on giving.
And Aaron dated Brooke Hogan--didn't the Hulk's exwife accuse him of being into boys on the side?
Totally AARON, not Nick.....
In the second one it says 'best of both worlds' which was the theme song for Hannah Montana. Maybe its someone from that show?
She Stinks!
<"There's just no way that EACH of them had $100 million">
Forbes says Gisele Bundchen is worth 250 million dollars and is on her way to becoming worth a billion. BILLION.
Regarding the BSB, I'm just reporting what I heard at the time. I did find that in 1999, their CD had reported sales of over 11 million copies sold, their tour generated 350 million, and JIVE was paying them 60 million just to be signed.
And they really didn't peter out for 4-5 more years.
Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:52pm.
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I did not know that, thanks for clearing that up for me Skaba Daba Doo:)
No probs, Whamo ;). Btw I like that Skaba Daba Doo! That should have been my username! :O
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Let's all remember that when Elton John began his career and was at his height, money was not the same, so it is conceivable that N'Syn'rs made that amount of money.
You would be surprised at how people in the constant public eye may not be as rich as one hit, two hit boy band wonders.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 2:51pm.
<"Submitted by PinkyGirl on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 1:04pm.
@TexnDoc- Nick was NEVER worth $100 million on his own. Don't know where you got this info but it's not....">
I recall reading it in Forbes at the height of their career with the "I want it that way..." album. They were as big as "Titanic" the movie worldwide with concert sales and Forbes said each member was worth that. Now what the government took and what they did with the rest...I saw this morning on the news Whitney Houston is basically broke today.
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There's just no way that EACH of them had $100 million. Elton John's only got about $150 million and Madonna's not that much more and look at how many years they've been around, how many tours they've done and how many huge hits they had and albums sold. No fucking way Carter ever had $100 mil unless he sucked off Bill Gates and Warren Buffett both.
NFN, I've seen Aaron "out" and about in Hell's Kitchen. He doesn't present himself as in the closet, seems quite happy and friendly actually? He's a regular at Therapy and Posh. He's performing nearby in The Fantasticks.
<"Submitted by PinkyGirl on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 1:04pm.
@TexnDoc- Nick was NEVER worth $100 million on his own. Don't know where you got this info but it's not....">
I recall reading it in Forbes at the height of their career with the "I want it that way..." album. They were as big as "Titanic" the movie worldwide with concert sales and Forbes said each member was worth that. Now what the government took and what they did with the rest...I saw this morning on the news Whitney Houston is basically broke today.
Justin Bieber wouldn't know what in hell to do with a Las Vegas hooker. Unless it was suggesting they eat popcorn and play Parchesi until it's time to get his jammies on and go to bed.
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another 90% in the closet blinds...hate boy bands so don't give a shit, hate the JOnas Brothers so I don't give a shit either, actually hate all these celebutards so I don't give a shit. Ihave a miserable cold today, so unless I win the lottery everything sucks.
I think it's Aaron Carter and the father that is being alluded to is Bruce Willis. There was a rumor that he bought Aaron a lot of expensive gifts.
Aaron Carter is totally Justin Bieber's future.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
It is clearly written to suggest Nick Carter but I don't believe it for a second.
Nick always seemed straight to me. He dated Parasite Hilton and she obviously loves the peen and was too rich/famous at the time to agree to be somebody's beard. Also there was that time when she put on make-up to look like bruises and pretended he was beating her (remember that shit) and that is really not something you do if you're just bearding for a guy.
Also Aaron Carter is 8 years younger than Nick, when did Nick ever date anybody young enough that his brother would be worried about statutory rape charges for banging an under 18 chick?
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:48pm.
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Thanks as well PHM! I still hate BI though!
*better informed, still pouts in corner*
@TexnDoc- Nick was NEVER worth $100 million on his own. Don't know where you got this info but it's not right.
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Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:52pm.
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I did not know that, thanks for clearing that up for me Skaba Daba Doo:)
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:11pm.
Whamo - the only reveals we get on these blinds is after the new year from CDAN or...shit....I can't remember the other one.
Ask PSL. She's a blind item reveal link poster.
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I'm confused, you get the answer in the new year? what does that mean ME? LOL?
There is an actually site that has the answers to these and if that's the case why doesn't MK give us a link?
CDAN does blind reveals on Jan. 1 and (I think) July 4th every year. I dunno when Blind Gossip does reveals, but I remember MK hyperlinked one of his NYD posts this year to the CDAN reveals. I like reading blinds but I never have a clue and then once I read MK's guesses I can't usually think of anybody else. #1 sounds strongly like the Carters. Did Nick Carter date Mandy Moore for any period of time? I feel like she would fit as the virginal popstar girlfriend.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:39pm.
CDAN could have written the English translation of TGWTDT. That's no compliment.
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Lol! "This A list reporter with kid(s) is having an affair with his married B list editor and also with this A+++ list hacker with C- list name recognition. The hacker was arse raped by this D list social worker who happens to secretly like S&M."
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:43pm.
Blindgossip.com posts blind items and reveals from all sites. CDAN does a big reveal once a year and some in-between. Haha..obviously I have too much free time.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:11pm.
Whamo - the only reveals we get on these blinds is after the new year from CDAN or...shit....I can't remember the other one.
Ask PSL. She's a blind item reveal link poster.
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I'm confused, you get the answer in the new year? what does that mean ME? LOL?
There is an actually site that has the answers to these and if that's the case why doesn't MK give us a link?
CDAN could have written the English translation of TGWTDT. That's no compliment.
these are all boring and I feel uncomfortable with all this talk of young boys and their sexuality.......
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Totally Nick Carter, Keri Peniche went on to romp around with McSteamy and that chick who killed someone with her car, the Noxema chick-
Nick Carter was once worth 100 million dollars (not the group, him) (Forbes Magazine) and I don't believe for a second with his ugly tatoos, weight ballooning up and down, multiple trysts, arrests, public drunkeness - that he's gay. I believe he has issues alright, but being in the closet isn't one of them. And of course it's written to be him. I remember the Enquirer following into a grocery store after he and Parasite had left - to check out what they bought - only peanut butter, pork rinds, gummies, soda and stuff like that. That's not gay. Straight trash.
Whamo - the only reveals we get on these blinds is after the new year from CDAN or...shit....I can't remember the other one.
Ask PSL. She's a blind item reveal link poster.
Really, a blind item shouldn't be more than a few sentences long. I'd rather not feel like a complete dumbass because I don't understand it after the first paragraph. That first one was ridacolus.
And is it considered a blind item if it involves people that no one gives a shit about?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:31am.
*blows nose*
I don't give a rats ass about any of these blinds.
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I've ranted about this before but these Blind Item posts are the only thing I don't like about the D. I just see no point in reading so much copy on speculation and rumours every day about things you'll never get an answer to, what's the point?
*stomps away, folds arms, glares out and pouts in the corner*
Eww at his lumpy torso. Didn't Kevin Jonas give his wife glass slippers as a wedding gift? Who the hell does that? The whole wedding was pretty campy. I'm embarrassed I know so much about a Jonas wedding.
I am of the opinion that all three Jonas brothers are gay so it works for me. Didn't Mrs. Kevin Jonas (the one who looks like a dollar store Duff sister) say that they sleep in separate bedrooms and don't spend much time together because he "snores"?
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what kind of lady barfs outside of a bar?! A true lady yacks into the bathroom sink or into an empty glass on the table. ~MK
Wow Sucky,
You make it sound sexxy!!
*chanting as always*
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Submitted by Vern on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:50am.
Does it look like this guy haz an extra teeny peeny on his stomach to anyone else or is it just me?
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It's a hernia or a leech just under the skin!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Does it look like this guy haz an extra teeny peeny on his stomach to anyone else or is it just me?
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
#3 is pretty obvious too...it's the married Jonas.
"Practical? Yes. Something I needed to know? No."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA NICK CARTER!!!!!!!!
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these famous shit fucker blind items make me so horny.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Well! I see the skinny Dick Carter isn't any more sessy than the fatty one!
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*blows nose*
I don't give a rats ass about any of these blinds.
#1 isn't even blind. It's obviously the Carter brothers.
Wasn't Lesbeaver's gf supposedly pregnant a few blinds back? Not that I believe CDAN anymore about anything.
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"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Horiz
Whatever...that body is not happening AT ALL.
Ololol @ the Nick Carter pic. Ha.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Oh FFS! Didn't #1 get analyzed to death in the Aaron Carter thread the other night??
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