Demi Moore Fell Off The Damn Wagon Hard
Ever since Ashton Kutcher broke the vows of an open marriage by getting caught dicking side piece after side piece, there have been rumors that Demi Moore was back to numbing the pain with the sweet nectar and she's been looking like she's barely surviving on kosher coke, hair strands and Kabbalahtinis. Well, it looks like she has been and that shit has caught up with her ass, because TMZ says that Demi was (cue the dramatic music) was RUSHED to the hospital last night after she had some kind of substance abuse issue. "Substance abuse issue" is just publicist talk for: Bitch went too far with the coke.
Some police insider tells TMZ that paramedics showed up to Demi's house in L.A. last night after somebody called 911. They looked her over for about 30 minutes and decided it was best to take her to the hospital. Demi was kept in the hospital overnight and she's seen been moved to a "facility" to get more help. Demi's publicist jacked all of us off when they said this:
"Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends."
Exhaustion? Are we still using that one? I was unaware that we all time traveled back to 2004. Listen, we're all grown ass adults here, so a bitch can tell us that Demi is exhausted from doing Klonopin curls into her mouth and that she needs to improve her health by drying out. While Demi is drying out, I hope she sits on her bed and has a moment of clarity where she realizes that she's actually Heather Locklearing it over Kelso from That 70s Show. Kelso! All this for Kelso. If you're going to have a meltdown, at least have a meltdown over a non-douchebag.
It had to have been a full time job for Demi to look, act like a teen so Ashton wouldn't get bored.
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:46am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 9:05pm.
HOLD THE WHORE
TUCCI IS GAY NOW? LINK TO PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE IMMEDIATELY
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no no no, she meant that Kevin Spacey is gay - she was not referring to the previous sentence!!
Altho, the idea of Stanley Tucci bein' gay is superhot!!
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Whhheeeeew! I was about to have a freak out! Stanley is on my bucket list!...not that it would stop me. At all.
OT....meh.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 9:05pm.
HOLD THE WHORE
TUCCI IS GAY NOW? LINK TO PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE IMMEDIATELY
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no no no, she meant that Kevin Spacey is gay - she was not referring to the previous sentence!!
Altho, the idea of Stanley Tucci bein' gay is superhot!!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 8:57pm.
agirl -- yeah, I noticed Stanley Tucci in that poster, too. And I know he's gay and I'm a chick, but I so would with Kevin Spacey (also on that poster). Something about him drives me wild!
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Twatmuffin I agree! Same goes for Zachary Quinto (also ghey), he wouldn't have to ask me twice. Lotsa hottays on that poster, lol!
"Go away and age gracefully, if you can't do it publicly. And take Heather Locklear with you. You ain't gonna win this one."
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:26am.
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Slow clap. I like the idea of Demi Moore's "Out to Pasture" pastures.
I can totally see Demi, Sharon Stone and Heather Locklear as camp counselors.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Preach!!!
I find that people often don't believe me when I tell them that, but I also find that people generally resent those who have actually figured out how to live well.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:53am.
I am single, childless, and not exhausted.
See the correlation, ladies? "Having it all" really fucks things up.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I have an 86 year old demented, incontinent, wheelchair bound mother, a kid in college, a 5 year old, and functioning alcoholic husband. He drinks too much but he gets the job done... I am a nurse who works 12 hour days every Friday, Saturday and Sunday so me or my husband-- who works during the week, can always be home for my sickly mom and the 5 year old. I will not stick my mother in a nursing home. I couldn't even if I wanted, because the good ones are 4-5k a MONTH. And the bad ones would kill her in a month... WE are exhausted, Demi, not YOU. Yes there are times when I want to have a pity party, but you know what? My life is still good, even on the worst days. Our kids are healthy and nice. We have a good roof over us and food in the pantry and a little leftover money in the bank. What the hell is wrong with these fucktards in hollywood????
I know that Demi has alot more money and privileges then your normal woman, but because of the fame it must be alot more humiliating and painfull. I feel super sorry for her and I hate how hypocritical people are, how much pitty and compasion ( she build an entire career build on pitty) did that manly whore Aniston get when Pitt left her and gets it to this day,Demi on the other hand is made out to be responsible herself and gets no sympathy. I hate humanity, and I wish she would find something that would help her regain her confidence in herself. I really wsh that for her and I can only imagine how much it ust suck to be publicaly humiliated the way she is now whilst Ashton the wanker parties in Rio...god he has no decency.
Demi you are a great woman and I love the CNN "end to slavery" doc you participated in, you are beautifull way more so then the skans that Ashton fucked. Oh and on the daily mail the say she should cut her hair cuz shes too old for long hair.......so fucking sexist and insulting you shouldnt have to cut your hair if you dont want to.
Also I HATE, how the media and men treat WOMEN that are older then 30....if you read the shit on idontlikeyouthatway with the deluded Todd and his male conformed co writer Jess.... you want to vomit. By the way men dont age better its all just a myth and size does matter!!
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:36am.
c'mon demi...do better please...taterhead walks around with that head and face everyday and she isn't having a meltdown...
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LMFAO!
Um... okay, here's Demi's reality... she is getting old. Doesn't matter how much botox you can buy, or how many really great plastic surgeon's you can afford... there comes a time when these beautiful celebrities actually LOOK like what they are, 50 year old women who LOOK like they have had a lot of botox and plastic surgery. If they were regular every day soccer mom's and they looked like they do, they would be considered awesome. But they refuse to bow out gracefully. They refuse to accept that they will look like fucking Joan Rivers one day if they keep this up. When all they have are their looks, when all they are known for is being really beautiful and being in the movies, they can not accept aging. You had your time in the sun, now move the hell over and let the next 20 something year old have your light! And the men in their personal lives don't bow at their feet anymore. Why would she even WANT Ashton? It's just too much stress trying to compete, stay young, look young, act young when there are countless younger girls in Hollywood trying to get your man? She is absolutely torturing herself. Demi, do yourself a favor... GO AWAY. Go to that ranch or farm you bought a long time ago after you divorced Bruce. Go away and age gracefully, if you can't do it publicly. And take Heather Locklear with you. You ain't gonna win this one.
I NEVER NEVER would've thought the day would come when I would say 'Bruce looks better' NEVER! FFS, get a grip Demi and grow up! Unbelievable!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
I don't understand how her entire body looks dessicated EXCEPT for her long, luxurious, shiny hair.
is she a weavy wonder? O_o
bitch please
I worked 12 hours yesterday, went to bed with a migraine and woke up with one this morning. Demi can suck it. When she looks back, I hope she feels stupid for losing her $hit over an immature man-child.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Probably popped too many Oxycontins or Vicodins. Old ladies love eating that shit up.
I don't have to wonder what would happen if I called 911 and told them to send an ambulance because I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO exhausted. I am FUCKING exhausted, dear Demi rich bitch, because I get up everday at 5 fucking o'clock and have a REAL job to go to so I can pay my fucking bills. bitch gets zero sympathy from me unless she gives me a million bucks.
I am single, childless, and not exhausted.
See the correlation, ladies? "Having it all" really fucks things up.
Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:37pm.
PR Agents really need to stop using the term "exhaustion" to describe everything. How insulting to all of us busting our asses and we don't even get to come home to a maid and a martini. Assholes.
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Right? Most of us don't get to retire to a sanatorium to recoup our strength after working, being dumped, raising kids, making dinner, paying bills, maintaining a home, etc. Celebrities don't know the meaning of the word exhaustion.
Demi looks like a Civil War prison camp internee. If I had her money, I would take off to a spa for months and let everyone pamper and wait on me. SHIT!
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aww poor Dumi. I knew this was coming. Clue #1 was her desperate incessant bikini Twatter pics just to say See? My body is still as hot as any 20 year old bimbette that Asswipe is cheating with. And when that didn't work and she knew her world was crumbling around her she reacquainted herself with her old pals nose candy and booze.. and that's when the wheels really fell off the sober wagon.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:36am.
demi looks like a ghoul in that main picture...
c'mon demi...do better please...taterhead walks around with that head and face everyday and she isn't having a meltdown...
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LMAO! that should cheer her up! if only celebs read dlisted. ahh, one can wish!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
demi looks like a ghoul in that main picture...
c'mon demi...do better please...taterhead walks around with that head and face everyday and she isn't having a meltdown...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Reality is for people that can't handle their drugs :)
I am truly exhausted, deeply depressed, a zombie. Maybe I need some drugs.
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He tweeted a photo of his poop?????!
Jesus Demi. I've never thought much of you at all and even I think you could do better than him. Gawd.
Someone needs to tweet her the link to this thread, there's some good stuff on here.
For the record I fucking HATE cocaine and everyone I ever knew that was into it was a complete ASSHOLE. At least while they were on it. So there.
Demi get the hell off that shit. Be who you are. I made many of your mistakes and have none of your advantages and my life is meaningful now.
If you never looked in a mirror again it would help you enormously.
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 9:10pm.
there really is only one way to fall and that is my way. give in and get drunk every week or two and you will be a much happier person. the second i tried being totally sober was the second of my sorrow
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THIS! Cannot be openly recommended imo,(and AA types for sure will ramm it up our asses, but as the fallback position, it works. Be more civilized about it. ONLY with food, only with a certain formality, like no glugging from the freakin vodka bottle hidden out in the snow bank....just keep it MODERATE.
It is a blessing and many ways to enjoy. Safely NO DRIVING ASSHOLES!
Gave up giving it up and it became more normal all way round. Can you imagine if prohibition came back. Ha! Grappa here we come!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
She should eat something. Or shoot up a Big Mac or something.
NOW HEAR THIS!!! STANLEY TUCCI IS NOT GAY! TWATTIE WAS REFERRING TO KEVIN SPACEY! RE-READ IT, GOOBERHEADS!
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I like a little cocaine too when I'm having a drink or 2 but it isn't a great idea when you are already stressed about your crumbling marriage. Might be time to switch to a valium.
I just got off a 17 hour day, double shift, working both my jobs. Stopped to get groceries, put money in the atm to pay my bills. On my feet almost 20 hours. When do I get hospitalized for exhaustion? I'd like a nice stay at a spa for a few days please.
Exhaustion = anorexia brought on by huge insecurities and the delusion that being thin is the same as being youthful. With her money she could spend every minute of life shoveling gourmet food into her mouth and just hire a hareem of toyboys that could tell her what she wants to hear.
Normally, I am totally supportive of anyone trying to get help for a substance abuse problem. But this vapid bitch, I just can't with her..
Maybe if she had stayed with Bruce, I would have a better opinion of her.
I am so fucking exhausted, tired of working and broke. I am being deprived of the booze, coke and meth problem that I am entitled to. I will reiterated, I am fucking exhausted.
You hook up with a pretty boy with an infantile disorder. What do you expect?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
but it IS exhausting being a haggard, middle-aged, profoundly insecure skank trying to look 23!
Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:37pm.
PR Agents really need to stop using the term "exhaustion" to describe everything. How insulting to all of us busting our asses and we don't even get to come home to a maid and a martini. Assholes.
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Yes! So much this! Everyone in the world knows that Hollywood is dopin' it up if not even more than us regular folk. Fuckers.
Yeah, I was "exhausted" when I swallowed half a bottle of klonopin, I had a 3 month supply and took 145 pills in a 36 hour period. The cops just handed my meds back to me when my ride came to pick me up. Don't do that shit ever if your doc prescribes it to you, it will fuck you up something fierce and you just may not come back from that deep dark hole.
She's exhausted from being herself. She can't escape her own brain......zzzzzz......'where's my publicist?'. 'why are my kids so fug?'. These are tough thoughts people.
OT: just saw the latest Shameless. That Frank is the lowest. Wow. Great show though. The sex scene with Fiona and that guy? I LMAO.
But then again why all the fuss? Demi is a grown woman who knows the value of a hawt bixch hanging off the side of her lapel, of a an all you can get body liposuction with additional bikini wax on the house and of course the joys of a heart ache which she was trying in her own desperate quiet way to get through before it clogged up her nose. Never mind, there’s always another eight ball after the ‘exhaustion’ therapy runs its course.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/demi-moore-rushed-to-hospital-af...
Submitted by louise_brooks : Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion...
I would like to get into the professional exhaustion treater business.
"Take a fucking nap!!!! Go to bed early!! That will be $500. kthxbai"
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I'll be your assistant!
*tosses Dummi a tiny airline pillow & blanket*
That'll be two hundred fiddy, Dummi! :D
PR Agents really need to stop using the term "exhaustion" to describe everything. How insulting to all of us busting our asses and we don't even get to come home to a maid and a martini. Assholes.
LMFAO!!! "Demi is exhausted from doing Klonopin curls into her mouth and that she needs to improve her health by drying out."
Last time I did klonopin I ended up doing 120mph down Hwy.8 in San Diego while my truck was on fire. When I stopped, 15 CHP, Sherrifs' & SDPD had me surrounded. I just pulled out my bottle and said I was on meds, and they didn't even cuff me in the back of the police car, I was way too out of it to do any harm to anyone or even think about escaping. I just wanted to curl up in a ball and take a nap.
My doctor said I had so much in my system that he said he was surprised I just slept it off and wasn't in a coma or dead.
Klonopin a hell of a drug. Don't do it.
I worked in a dr's office and my boss asked the dr to rx me something after I came back from having my baby cause I was so stressed out(I was a raging bitch to work with) the dr gave me klonopin and needless to say I woke up with keyboard marks on my face and drool in the keyboard.
I have GOT to get me a job as a publicist. You're paid big bucks to lie, be dishonest & to say whatever stupid nonsensical shit you choose to that day. Just awesome...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Demi's mother was a hot mess and she let the world know what a burden her mother's behavior was.
Now she's doing the same thing to her daughters.
Thanks TM. Unlike these celebrity assholes, I realized early on that life goes on. I had an infant and couldn't wallow in my own self pity.
I have my moments but overall, I'm happy. I have an incredible young man. Who could ask for anything more?
That drill sergeant in G.I. Jane was right: she's weak.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
My dlisted peeps -- so sorry about the Tucci/Spacey confusion. I should have been clearer while writing about both actors and which one is gay.
Fleass -- OMG, I am so sorry to hear about your story, that is truly horrible. I've been through some really horrible times myself and this woman is flipping out over an asshole like ASSton? I hope you are doing well at this point in your life.
Awww don't worry, Demi, I'm sure there's another guy out there who will appreciate your spastic monkey dancing.
I reckon we are supposed to buy "exhaustion" by the fact she hasn't eaten in the last 6 years, then sure....by all means...VIVA LA EXHAUSTION!
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Just discovered her '80s brat pack work and watched "The Joneses," and the woman CAN act. It sucks that she doesn't focus on her acting through perhaps indie films or theater. She's a natural at acting, but she's let famewhoring through her looks get in the way. She seems so much better than that.
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