Demi Moore Fell Off The Damn Wagon Hard
Ever since Ashton Kutcher broke the vows of an open marriage by getting caught dicking side piece after side piece, there have been rumors that Demi Moore was back to numbing the pain with the sweet nectar and she's been looking like she's barely surviving on kosher coke, hair strands and Kabbalahtinis. Well, it looks like she has been and that shit has caught up with her ass, because TMZ says that Demi was (cue the dramatic music) was RUSHED to the hospital last night after she had some kind of substance abuse issue. "Substance abuse issue" is just publicist talk for: Bitch went too far with the coke.
Some police insider tells TMZ that paramedics showed up to Demi's house in L.A. last night after somebody called 911. They looked her over for about 30 minutes and decided it was best to take her to the hospital. Demi was kept in the hospital overnight and she's seen been moved to a "facility" to get more help. Demi's publicist jacked all of us off when they said this:
"Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends."
Exhaustion? Are we still using that one? I was unaware that we all time traveled back to 2004. Listen, we're all grown ass adults here, so a bitch can tell us that Demi is exhausted from doing Klonopin curls into her mouth and that she needs to improve her health by drying out. While Demi is drying out, I hope she sits on her bed and has a moment of clarity where she realizes that she's actually Heather Locklearing it over Kelso from That 70s Show. Kelso! All this for Kelso. If you're going to have a meltdown, at least have a meltdown over a non-douchebag.
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Thank you TexnDoc. I've been thinking the same thing about her hair for years.
My husband committed suicide when our son was 6 weeks old (he's 8 now). Never was I hospitalized for exhaustion, depression, etc... I wish they could walk a fucking mile in my shoes.
My favorite "exhaustion" excuse goes back to Winona Ryder during "The Age of Innocence" filming.
If she's this torn up over Ashton, she's a bigger idiot than I thought. Does she have a project coming out soon? I really wouldn't put it past any of these whores to pull this shit for publicity over some movie they know nobody will want to see.
Checked IMDB & she's in LOL (whatever the hell that is) & the Linda Lovelace bio pic, neither of which has been released. I call bs, partially because I don't want to think she's retarded enough to destroy herself over the genius mind who brought us Punk'd.
C'mon, Demi. I mean srsly.
All good wishes and please smarten up.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Fact: Tucci is not gay.
Fact: She was writing about Spacey, not Tucci.
Her hair looks awful. It's ridiculous women that age, thinking they're 1970's flower children still.
Thank you TexnDoc. I've been thinking the same thing about her hair for years.
My husband committed suicide when our son was 6 weeks old (he's 8 now). Never was I hospitalized for exhaustion, depression, etc... I wish they could walk a fucking mile in my shoes.
Tucci is NOT gay, quite the opposite.
Submitted by jelliebean on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 8:54pm.
Yes Evil that guy is a terrible dresser.
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AND singer!
Forget chug-a-lugging Jellie, I'd be mainlining heroin!
"And I know he's gay and I'm a chick, but I so would with Kevin Spacey..."
I thought the reference is to Spacey, not Tucci.
Somebody better find out if he's gay or what ever! I think I am getting dehydrated and exhausted! *passes out*
You know you've hit a FML moment when you're ODing over a dbag. It's not that serious Demi, get it together.
Buy seriously, I think she saw him as her lifeline to relevancy and youth. Now that that's in ther shitter she doesn't really have anything else going on. Except her "directing" career.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Um, ok, I think I was having a Gracie Allen moment and that TwatMuffin meant that Spacey is gay.
(apologies)
there really is only one way to fall and that is my way. give in and get drunk every week or two and you will be a much happier person. the second i tried being totally sober was the second of my sorrow
I think some of you all are just confused because he plays so many gay characters (and he sent suckie those pics).
http://m.usmag.com/?redirurl=/celebrity-news/news/stanley-tucci-is-engag...
HOLD THE WHORE
TUCCI IS GAY NOW? LINK TO PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE IMMEDIATELY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
TUCCI IS GAY?????? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 8:57pm.
agirl -- yeah, I noticed Stanley Tucci in that poster, too. And I know he's gay and I'm a chick, but I so would with Kevin Spacey (also on that poster). Something about him drives me wild!
He's gay? I thought he had an affair with Edie Falco while he was married (to a woman).
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 8:57pm.
agirl -- yeah, I noticed Stanley Tucci in that poster, too. And I know he's gay and I'm a chick, but I so would with Kevin Spacey (also on that poster). Something about him drives me wild!
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Stanley Tucci is gay???
agirl -- yeah, I noticed Stanley Tucci in that poster, too. And I know he's gay and I'm a chick, but I so would with Kevin Spacey (also on that poster). Something about him drives me wild!
Yes Evil that guy is a terrible dresser. I would grab every bottle within reach and chugalug if I woke up to that.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 8:47pm.
Nah, year of the Dragon is super-tricky for those born in Dragon years.
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Damn. There i was thinking my luck was about to change...lol. Thanks anyway.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Her lips look weird in that photo.
I guarantee you that if she dedicated six months and to doing volunteer work in a homeless shelter or an African orphanage, she would feel a heck of a lot better about her cosy, privileged life. She might even have some perspective on what REAL tragedy means: eg. your kid gets killed in the crossfire of a drive-by shooting or both your parents get diagnosed with cancer in the same month, NOT getting dumped by Ashton Kutcher.
Supposedly, this is Demi's new boy toy. His videos are a MUST SEE!-
http://www.celebitchy.com/204506/demi_moore_attached_to_yet_another_youn...
I would OD too if I was reduced to that!
Nah, year of the Dragon is super-tricky for those born in Dragon years.
Ahahahah, these comments are too funny. I love it.
Girl is a narcissist. What aboutmewhataboutmewhataboutme? Think about it, for many years now, through dating, marriage, kids, divorce, dating, marriage, divorce, she has not had an intimate moment. All of her personal life has been selectively exposed by her for media coverage. Now there are whole days when no one might speak with her or about her, if they aren't paid to. At least with Kelso she could grab a shadow of the spot light for their "edgy" romance and twitter fests. I think it's nteresting this drama comes on the heels of Heather Locklear's hospitalization. Looks like Jules took a page from Amanda's diary on "How to Stay in the Game" one more day. Misplayed my dear.
Yeah, right
omg, being married to a hot piece thirty years younger than me wore me out. wah,wah, wah.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
So is Year of the Dragon good for people born in a Year of the Dragon??
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
All these divorces, OD's, etc...Year of the Dragon, starting out with a bang!
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The calliope crashed to the ground...
Exhausted? Really? Just go to a fucking spa for a few weeks. I really hate that publicists think people are stupid enough to believe this shit.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Dumbass.
Demi Lovato is back in rehab too, according to blindgossip.com and it's not a blind item it's a solved one. They said she checked back in for booze and coke.
If I had all the money that these idiots have, I wouldn't want to spend life soo messed up that I couldn't even enjoy it.
OK enough about Demi and her teen-drama breakdown and exhaustion from doing nothing all day.
Let's talk about that hottie Stanley Tucci on the wall behind her insteead. YAAASSSS!!!
Cry me a river. No sympathy whatsoever. I feel sorry for people who have kids that have horrible diseases, or have family members who are terminally ill. Someone at my mother's job had her 9 year old die of bone cancer last year. There is a lot of tragedy in the world, this is not tragedy. She married some douchebag like Kutcher, this shouldn't be a huge surprise to her. SMH.
Stop acting like the 9th grade version of me when my boyfriend dumped me! You're a woman...act like one! FUCK! Where's your dignity.
Exhaustion? Are we still using that one? I was unaware that we all time traveled back to 2004.
Ha! That's what I thought when I read that exhaustion bullshit! I don't mean to be callous, but she needs to accept that fact that she's not 22 and fucking EAT something. I know she doesn't realize it now, but she's definitely better off without that douchebag anyway.
I imagine douchebag's publicist is trying to word a statement right about now ...
I don't really like this ho much, but I sympathize with making an idiot of one's self even for a loser. No easy way out of that.
Not much muscle on those skullified bones.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 6:32pm.
Enough already! Get a fucking grip and pick yourself up. People get divorced every day, honey, and unless he holds all the cards, there's no reason to fall apart. Hell, even then there's no reason because you can't afford to.
You had to know marrying an idiot was a bad idea. You had to know marrying a 15 years-younger idiot was an even worse move. And you had to know playing your marriage out on Twitter and acting like a teenager was the dumbest move of all, yet you did all three. Stop playing the victim and the martyr, and start being the strong, positive role model your daughters need you to be. You are pathetic and you get no sympathy from me. I do hope you get over this and when you do, I hope you realize just what a needy, attention-whoring asshole you're being. Really? You're allowing Ashton Kutcher to define who you are??? REALLY? The man took a picture of the dump he took and tweeted it for everyone to see, FFS! Bitch, get over it!
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PAH-REACH!!!
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 6:23pm.
But what about the "dehydration"? They're all dehydrated and exhausted.
Waiting for a Demi dehydration announcement or it just won't sound right.
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Can a mummy complain of dehydration?
(King Tut's ghost just said, "BITCH PLEASE! I look plump and juicy next to this dessicated granny!")
She need a month of mexican food and she'll be fine!
Maybe it is not rehab but another surgical procedure she's having (and lying about).
Whatever the truth is, she looks like hell here and is going to look like freeze-dried shit in a couple of years if she doesn't stop with the starving and the carving.
DEMI GET SOME THERAPY FOR YOUR SEVERE INSECURITY!! All your suffering comes down to that.
that photo makes me uncomfortable and i hope she gets the care she needs.
WHAAAA Poor Me! I have wealth to last me the rest of my life, I still look pretty good and have a semi-decent career, I can sleep all day if I feel like it, and I have a loving family of Taterheads.
But I just can't get over losing the dumb obnoxious hot younger guy I fucked for five years! WHAAAAAAAAA!
She's a tough broad. Just look at her.
She'll be fine.
I'm having a hard time thinking that marriage to Ashton could do this to a woman.
*thinking harder*
Still nothing
The last time I was exhausted and had to be hospitalized, I had to drive myself and then I was discharged early the next morning and had to go to work. This poor thing wouldn't last 5 minutes in the real world.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 6:53pm.
Weezy, Vera Wang needs a serious makeover.
Yeah, she does.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:21pm.
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HAHAHA!!! Go pepaw!!
ALL OF THIS!!!!!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 6:38pm.
DOES ANYONE OUT THERE STILL HAVE FUNCTIONING COPING-SKILLS??
Seriously, bad shit happens to good people, what is with motherfuckers always needing a "pick-me up" like alcohol, drugs, or some rebound dick/pussy to deal with life. That`s all that is. LIFE. I would hate to see their reaction if they encountered a real tragedy, like one their kids dying from cancer. Oh, but yeah, i forgot. Average folks have to work, continue to pay bills and can`t wallow in self-pity for a year, while the maid is cleaning up the vomit from our last "poor old me" party or the nanny keeps our kids away from us, cause Mommy is too hungover to play with them. Sad thing , that none of these Celebrity assholes could handle real life.
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:11pm.
I use to work 16 hour days, several days in a row with only 2 hours of sleep inbetween. How is it that I never had to be rushed to some clinic for exhaustion?
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A few years back, I had 3 jobs, where I was at work from 7am-10pm, with maybe 2 hrs for food breaks, then had an 1hr commute home and back, I was never hospitalized either. Tired, yes, but never EXHAUSTED and hospitalized.
Sorry but she needs to get over it already. Most of us, girl AND boy, have been cheated on, regardless of our looks, money, status, charm, intelligence. SURE, be fucking depressed, cry, lay in bed, but after a certain period of time- PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOT STRAPS and say FUCK IT! I am better than this and live well, because THAT is the best revenge!
*steps off soap box*