Uggie Leads The Nominations Of Hos Who Were Robbed Of An Oscar Nomination
Tilda Swinton, ROBBED! Uggie the Dog, ROBBED! Michael Fassbender's big dick, ROBBED! Almodovar, ROBBED! Emma Stone's thirsty, busted, five cent curly fries wig from The Help, ROBBED! The diarrhea pie from The Help, ROBBED! The Help for Best Movie That Should've Been On The Hallmark Channel Instead, ROBBED! That satin scorpion jacket Ryan Gosling wore all through Drive, ROBBED! The guy behind me who snored all through Tree of Life for Most Appropriate Soundtrack, ROBBED! The ROBBED list goes on and on and on....
Jennifer Lawrence, who I'm pretty sure was asleep during the whole thing, and some token old white dude presented the Oscar nominations this morning and most of them were to be expected (Streep, Clooney, Pitt, Williams, The Artist for pretty much everything) but there were a few HUHS? and surprises like Jonah Hill, Nick Nolte, Melissa McCarthy, The Help for Best Movie and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Oscar Baity for Best Movie. If Extremely Loud wins, the only person they need to thank is Marky Mark, because if he was on one of those 9/11 plans, their movie would've never existed!
AnytheyareallgoingtohellfornotnominatingTilda, the full nomination list is after the jump and even though there's a lot of gold-plated fuckery here, I love that the Oscar dude showed Madge and Elton John who the real bitch queen is by shutting both of them out. JUMP!
BEST PICTURE
The Artist
The Descendants
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
The Help
Hugo
Midnight in Paris
Moneyball
The Tree of Life
Warhorse
BEST ACTRESS
Glenn Close, Alfred Nobbs
Viola Davis, The Help
Rooney Mara, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Meryl Streep, Iron Lady
Michelle Williams, My Week
BEST ACTOR
Demián Bichir, A Better Life
George Clooney, The Descendants
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Gary Oldman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Brad Pitt, Moneyball
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Bérénice Bejo, The Artist
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs
Octavia Spencer, The Help
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Kenneth Branagh, My Week With Marilyn
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Nick Nolte, Warrior
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Max von Sydow, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
The Artist - Michel Hazanavicius
Bridesmaids - Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumulo
Margin Call - J.C. Chandor
Midnight in Paris - Woody Allen
A Separation - Asghar Farhadi
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
The Descendants - Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, and Jim Rash
Hugo - John Logan and Brian Selznick
Ides of March - George Clooney, Grant Heslov, and Beau Willimon
Moneyball - Steven Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin, and Stan Chervin
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - Bridget O'Connor and Peter Straughan
CARTOON MOVIE
A Cat in Paris
Chico & Rita
Kung Fu Panda 2
Puss in Boots
Rango
FOREIGN LANGUAGE
Bullhead (Belgium)
Footnote (Israel)
In Darkness (Poland)
Monsieur Lazhar (Canada)
A Separation (Iran)
BEST DIRECTOR
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Martin Scorcese, Hugo
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Terence Malik, The Tree of Life


ALMODOVAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:57am.
Yep saw The Help. Totally agree that it would have been a great Hallmark/Lifetime movie.
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Me too. I felt the exact same way about the Blind Side as well. It was essentially a not bad TV movie.
Boring.....another circle jerk around George Clooney's "acting". Please.
Hooray for Demian Bichir!
Congrats to all the ladies of The Help and the ladies of Bridesmaids for their noms as well!
I didn't see Pedro Almodovar's La Piel Que Habito but I wish he'd been nominated (not that he needs more awards lol)
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
As a Black woman I really am over movies like The Help getting nominations especially since that movie was a Lifetime Special at best.
When I read "Brad Pitt, Moneyball", it registered in my mind as "The Money Pit".
Gary Oldman!! YES!!!!!
Just looked at best supporting actor. Jonah Hill vs. 3 veteran thespians. This could be interesting.
I looked at the nominations earlier and they only nominated 2 songs this year?
That is an Elton Madge snub. Seems to me both would be eligible.
I still wanna know why Jolie and/or Pitt act excited or concerned whether their movies win anything or not. Haven't all those trips to Pakistan and Africa proved what's really important? Or am I missing something...
Gosh, you're so behind, there will be a "Golden collar" award, created on Ugg's performance to hail animal acting. Go read the biz.
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 2:33pm.
I think so too, although, as I previously said Coriolanus looks promising with him, Redgrave, Finnes and based on a Shakepearian play.
It is just sad when you see him in things like The Bounty Hunter,( although I did like his tiny sea turtle comment in the movie) and P.S I Love You, which I thought was a low in both his and Hillary Swanks careers. Oh, and that movie with Katherine Heigel.
Again, I cannot get past JONAH FUCKING HILL, who should be clerking at a video store (do they still even exist) and not acting in, much less being nominated for awards for, acting.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:16pm.
I don't know how some of you feel about Gerard Butler films, BUT I really have to recommend one of his earlier ones, Dear Frankie. I LOVED THAT MOVIE. It was very sweet, and had me in tears, and I don't even really like kids or stories like that, but if you haven't seen it and have room in your Netflix cue or want to ck it out on cable, Dear Frankie is worth the watch.
I would like to see Butler in more films like that because he is quite good.
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Agreed. I LOVED Dear Frankie, as did the friend to whom I recommended it. Butler is better than the movies he's currently doing.
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Evil_Cupcake -- OMG, thanks for that hint! I Googled the eagle sweatshirt and let out the loudest Edna Krabappel-like "HAH!" when I saw the picture of the eagle sweatshirt!!!!!!!!
@TwatMuffin- hope this link works-http://www.thechicgeek.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1069:get-the-look-blue-valentine&catid=37:fashion&Itemid=61
Google Eagle Sweatshirt from My Blue Valentine, and the funniest stuff about it comes up. So many people felt the way we did about it!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:46pm.
Ahahahaha! YESSSSSSSS! EAGLE SWEATSHIRT FOR HOT SLUT!
Evil_Cupcake -- I see what you mean about the love motel and the significance of the room from the future, but I think it was the combination of the tacky furniture, Ryan's balding hair don't, his passed-out drunkenness on the floor AND the eagle sweatshirt combined that skeeved me out. Let's put it this way -- a clean eagle sweatshirt on a young, hot, non-balding, non-drinking Ryan? I'd hit that from morning til night and then some!!! If I could find a damn picture of the eagle sweatshirt, I want to nominate it for Hot Slut of the Day, don't ya think?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:20pm.
Awwwww, I kind of thought the tacky love hotel was sweet. It kind of showed how he tried to keep the love alive, even if his methods were tacky and a bit juvenile. All I kept thinking was "Michelle (or her characters name) he's TRYING! Give him a break". He chose the Room from the Future, that was cute!
The only thing that would have been a deal breaker with me, the dirty eagle sweatshirt. Maybe THAT was her breaking point. LOL!
Evil_Cupcake -- thank you for my first huge laugh of the day!!! Wasn't that sweatshirt awesome? Like how did Ryan go from being so fucking hot to partially balding & wearing a fucking eagle sweatshirt? And that tacky love hotel they went to -- what the hell was up with that?
Migraine Sally & Gardening Girl -- OMG, I so agree with you guys. I've always been very uncomfortable seeing/hearing/talking about bodily functions.
Evil, thought 300 was a "fun" movie and have seen a few movies were he has small roles. He alright. Though he's looking a bit stringy lately.
I don't know how some of you feel about Gerard Butler films, BUT I really have to recommend one of his earlier ones, Dear Frankie. I LOVED THAT MOVIE. It was very sweet, and had me in tears, and I don't even really like kids or stories like that, but if you haven't seen it and have room in your Netflix cue or want to ck it out on cable, Dear Frankie is worth the watch.
I would like to see Butler in more films like that because he is quite good. Sort of looking forward to Coriolanus with him and Fiennes.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:03pm.
The Eagle sweatshirt should have had an Oscar nod for BEST COSTUME IN A MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:39am.
Wait a minute! Who has a big dick?
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*whispers*
Whamo.
I have not seen Bridesmaids, but I heard about that scene. Pretty fucking gross, if you ask me.
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And each time I feel like this inside,
There's one thing I wanna know:
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:52am.
I find it hard to believe that a movie that uses a fat chick taking a shit in a sink to squeeze laughs out of an audience, is Oscar nominated. Long way from Lawrence of Arabia.
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Could not have said it better myself.
I do not find defecation funny. Or vomit. It seems as though the masses do though, because Hollywood is pandering to this demographic obviously. I liked Bridesmaids very much, all but the nasty, nasty stuff. I did not find it necessary to the storyline. That's just me though. I am not an Apatow fan for the same reasons.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:52am.
I find it hard to believe that a movie that uses a fat chick taking a shit in a sink to squeeze laughs out of an audience, is Oscar nominated. Long way from Lawrence of Arabia.
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THIS^^^^^^^^
Evil_Cupcake, mastixa & ethang -- thanks for your thoughts into "Blue Valentine." Mastixa, even though she mentioned wanting to be a doctor at that dinner at her parent's house, girlfriend didn't seem smart enough to become one and I thought it was mostly a pipe dream for her. And her character was a slut! She slept with like a million guys starting at age 13! And yeah, Ryan's character really wasn't going anywhere, but damn, he's HOT! And yeah, I had the feeling when he was walking down the street that he was literally walking away from the relationship. But no one here is answering my most nagging question -- WHAT ABOUT THE EAGLE SWEATSHIRT???
Yep saw The Help. Totally agree that it would have been a great Hallmark/Lifetime movie.
I find it hard to believe that a movie that uses a fat chick taking a shit in a sink to squeeze laughs out of an audience, is Oscar nominated. Long way from Lawrence of Arabia.
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:47am.
Can't believe "Tree of Life" was nominated for ANYTHING much less Best Picture.
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THANK YOU! Anytime I bitch about it, I get the old "well, you just didn't get it." Well, guess what? Neither did Sean Penn. He straight up said he had no clue what was going on the whole time they were filming. Ugh. Fuck that movie. Also, fuck The Help. Snoozefest.
be cool about fire safety
Submitted by The Fly on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:36am.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:22am.
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Melissa McCarthy was great on SNL too.
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YES! I've seen a couple of her skits. I nearly peed my pants on the taste test one. LMFAO!
Weak
Submitted by The Fly on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:36am
I f'ing loved Take Shelter. Michael Shannon was excellent in that movie and I can't wait for his next one, which is The Iceman.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:11am
I co-sign with everything you said and more. If we had to kick out every single sinner in Hollywood, there would be no Hollywood.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Why the f didn't Jane Eyre get any nods? MIA. Michael, the score....robbed!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:22am.
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Melissa McCarthy was great on SNL too.
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Submitted by cdawg on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:34am.
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Yeah it's too bad "Take Shelter" was released too early.
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Help me!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:37am.
Awwwweeee! Just saw this. That scene killed me, too!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:11am.
Whatever, if I stopped reading a book or listening to music or watching art of any kind because the creator is a this or a that, I would be stuck looking at needlepoint pillows sewn by Angie Harmon and Matlock.
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Exactly like a point that I made earlier.
And it is hypocritical to think that all the people that some people admire are saints, without anything dark or controversial in their present or past.
Yes, let's boycott all writers, actors, singers, artists, architects who do not go with the flow and live in a world where everyone has the same views and opinions, making everything all neat in a little bow.
FYI- Before someone accuses me of supporting pedophiles, I DO NOT, but I do not regard people signing a petition for a director who is a horrible person, as pedophiles either. Perhaps misguided in judgment but not people who are actively abusing children. That is where I stand.
hold up, i'm not getting "nasty" on you. it has nothing to do with you, i'm talking about her. you're the one getting personal. i have every right to dislike her and made myself very clear/explicit as to why. you took issue with me/my opinion of her (and still are).
re-read for fuck's sake.
again, you took issue with me -not the other way around.
all i did was hammer away on my points of why i despise her.
but jesus, if that's your comprehension of how this conversation was (that i was getting all "nasty" on you), then maybe it is best we "ignore" each other because that in itself is too fucked up & completely uneccesary (because i wasn't).
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I think Melissa McCarthy is a great actress. She made Bridesmades tolerable to watch.
Oscar worthy??? Meh...but she was terrific in that movie.
I LOVE THAT DOG!!!
My doggie looks a lot like him, but she is feminine looking....he'd make a great puppy daddy for her, if she could ever meet him, or still have puppies for that matter. :)
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And each time I feel like this inside,
There's one thing I wanna know:
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:14am.
Jonah Hill was decent in Moneyball but the fact that he's Oscar-nominated for the role is a complete joke.
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I agree. And the same for Melissa McCarthy (fat chick from Bridesmaid).
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Submitted by mastixa on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:10am.
I FUCKING HATED Winslet's and DiCaprio's characters with a passion. I especially hated her. There was more substance to the story, but I felt nothing but disgust and contempt for the both of them towards the end. I had zero sympathy for either of them.
I guess maybe that is what makes a movie good, is if it brings out serious emotions from you.
I didn't watch a single movie nominated and I couldn't even care to watch them.
I totally don't care about the Oscar this year. When you can nominate the fat chick from Bridesmaids for Best Supporting Actress (this year's Marissa Tomei), you know this year is going to suck.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Jonah Hill was decent in Moneyball but the fact that he's Oscar-nominated for the role is a complete joke.
I'm sorry, but I don't think I can watch "Extremly Loud and Incredibly Close". I will bawl my friggen eyes out.
I've got nothing on the rest.
Lemme just say, I saw the previews for the new "21 Jump Street" and I am disgusted.
Whatever, if I stopped reading a book or listening to music or watching art of any kind because the creator is a this or a that, I would be stuck looking at needlepoint pillows sewn by Angie Harmon and Matlock. William Faulkner said some lousy shit about blacks and women, but I still think "The Sound and the Fury" is a classic. Truman Capote said some lousy shit, too, but "In Cold Blood" is still genius. Virginia Woolf was a snob; Edgar Allen Poe was a total racist; Picasso was a womanizer; Alain Locke a total sexist; and Henry Fonda called the great Charles Laughton a gay slur, but I still watch his movies. Some people take their fucked up shit and turn it into art, e.g., Alfred Hitchcock, Martin Scorsese, Janet Frame, Anne Sexton.
I can't overlook Polanski's "Knife in the Water'; "Rosemary's Baby"; "The Tenant"; "Chinatown" and countless others over a decades-old crime that even the now middle-aged teenager dismisses and that had interesting legal and political ramifications.
And Tilda Swinton is an actress I admire, and her work in "I Am Love" is too exquisite to dismiss because she dares express her informed opinion on something--consequences and how it looks be damned--which is her approach to acting, which is why I totally dig her.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:57am.
Submitted by mastixa on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:48am.
The plot was thin, but it was supposed to be about view into a marriage.
I was wanting more of what went wrong in her mind. Why she gave up her dream of being a doctor. Why she turned on him. Was it his alcoholism? His inability to be something other than a day laborer? Was she angry at herself for her choices or did she blame him for loving her? SO MANY QUESTIONS Mastixa!
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Exactly damnit! so much potential, so much. You know when I watched Revolutionary Road, it gave me this full story of an unhappy couple and I found myself nodding and saying yes. It was relatable, regardless of the period of time. And I suppose I wanted Blue Valentine to give me that feeling, a sense of relatability, and it failed because as you say, it didn't have any of that back story.
I saw most of Albert Nobbs and I hope Janet McTeer runs away with the Oscar. I just love the convidence her character showed in the movie.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Haven't seen Blue Valentine, but all the discussion here will cause my ass to be in line to rent this weekend. Thanks!