Wednesday, January 25th 2012

Evening Crumbs

RiRi's new "thug life" tattoo looks like a mixture of dry skin, torn off scabs and keloids. Tupac's about to drop a bottle of moisturizer and a DIY tattoo removal kit from heaven - ICYDK

Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson named their kid after a Mira Sorvino character and an Enrique Iglesias song - Lainey Gossip

Brandi Glanville: The Butler did it! - The Superficial

Gabriel Aubry is really trying to use the "she tripped' excuse - Celebitchy

Not even pink frosting can de-annoy Lea Michele - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

It's nice to know that Katharine McPhee only participates in protected armpit licking - Hollywood Tuna

Mario Lopez would look a lot hotter if those boxer briefs were stuffed into his talk hole - Towleroad

The Carlton Dance, 35 different ways - The Berry

Katherine Heigl needs to give Mrs. Cunningham her hairstyle back - Popoholic

For once, the Health Department gives Brit Brit's weave a solid C - Popsugar

PRUUUUUUUNE - Just Jared

When Chelsea Handler isn't talking about Joan Rivers being a bitch, she's talking about 50 Cent being a boring lay - Crunk + Disorderly

I bet eating tartar sauce all day makes this crazy's coochie smell like the sink at a Long John Silver's - OMG Blog

Two TV remakes of Beauty and the Beast that nobody was asking for - The Daily What Gossip

Still better than Justin Bieber - Videogum

Drew Barrymore's roots have roots - Hollywood Rag

I'm falling in love with Katherine Heigl's publicist all over again - I'm Not Obsessed

20 heave-inducers - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


first of all, who the hell publishes a picture of themselves with their fifteenhead gleaming like planet Neptune? if I took a pic like that, I'd press delete and try again.

WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:40am.
Mario Lopez is not sexy at all. Ya he has a great body and I'd bend him over and fuck him from behind, but that's it. No romantic stuff.

LOL! Love that clarification!!! He gets no extra sugar, ya hear? haha

"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
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Whamo's picture

When you're "thug life" you don't hop into a limo after you get your "bad ass tats" you sit and wait for a bus and hope to God you don't get spotted, marked and have to dive for cover with bullets flying over your head while some other "thug" tries to take you out for wearing the wrong fucking colours.

Every day I'm hustlin...that's thug life!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLDitGAUrno

Meatblocks's picture

that angle. she is hideous.
reminds me of a dwarf.

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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

sonne's picture

Thought I couldn't possibly hate Rihanna more, yet now I do. Stupid girl.

smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:45am.

You shoot and kill people? <---Yup

Stealing things from people who worked hard to earn them? <---Yup

Being an overall dick and a moron? <---yup

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thug

The Italians had a HUGE prejudice against them because of the 'Mafia'.

Now Black & Latinos have the same prejudice against them because of 'gang violence'.

Personally? I blame it on men having dicks and too much testosterone.

smokeybaconflavour's picture

What does thug life mean? You shoot and kill people? Stealing things from people who worked hard to earn them? Being an overall dick and a moron?

smokeybaconflavour's picture

Mario Lopez is not sexy at all. Ya he has a great body and I'd bend him over and fuck him from behind, but that's it. No romantic stuff.

yolie's picture

Yeah because Thugs hang out in yachts in the middle of the Caribbean and are from Barbados.

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bookworm's picture

Rihanna makes me feel sick. She is so sleazy. She reminds me of a dirty, drug addled prostitute. She never looks completely clean. I hate the way she acts & looks in her video's. She looks so cheap and nasty. She looks smelly too. YUCK!

Whatever's picture

What's up with these wanna be gangsters? RiRi is such a douchehat.

cornpone's picture

What's so "thug" about her? Aside from the fact that she gets the shit kicked out of her every now and then?

I'm going to have to decline on the fist bumps with the 'thug-fug life'.

ItsBritneyBitches's picture

Riri, she needs to lay off whatever she's on...her look reminds me of Whitney Crackhead Houston.

Puto's picture

Thugly is more like it.

parissucksliterally's picture

I look at her face here, and I wonder how anyone (including myself) could think she is pretty.

And she is SO pathetic. Such a fucking moron.

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Knock me down
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grommet's picture

An insult to thugs everywhere.

Her forehead probably could defend the earth against a giant meteor crash that might otherwise end life as we know it.

dbased's picture

Imagine there's no Rhianna
It's easy if you try
No Chris Brown below us
Only green buds to get us high
Imagine all the people living in this way

Imagine there's no Kardashians
It isn't hard to do
No Pimp Mama or Bruce Jenner
And no Lindsay Lohan too
Imagine all the people living life in peace

You, you may say
I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day they'll all go away
And the world will again be fun

Imagine no Sandusky
I wonder if you can
No need for raping little children
Coaches hand them over to the policeman
Imagine all the people doing what they should

You, you may say
I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day they'll all go to hell
And the world will again be fun

Daniee's picture

Mario Lopez - fucking tool. Rihanna - fucking tool but she is young so gets a pass (barely) for wearing a John Lennon t-shirt while wearing thug-life on her knuckles.

oh look, an asshole sporting a fellow asshole on her t-shirt.

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Submitted by FunFilled on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:20pm.

Thug Life + John Lennon t-shirt = LOLs
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hahahahaha, agreed!
I hope that this is somehow fake. Right now RiRi is an alien visiting earth to engage in hipster pop culture

FunFilled's picture

Thug Life + John Lennon t-shirt = LOLs

freshh66's picture

The thug life tattoo is pretty tacky and desperate but the "chris brown" tattoo on her ass is much worse... Atleast white ink fades quickly.

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"What bakery is this?"
"Zed's Bread baby, Zed's Bread."

freshh66's picture

The thug life tattoo is pretty tacky and desperate but the "chris brown" tattoo on her ass is much worse... Atleast white ink fades quickly.

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"What bakery is this?"
"Zed's Bread baby, Zed's Bread."

freshh66's picture

The thug life tattoo is pretty tacky and desperate but the "chris brown" tattoo on her ass is much worse... Atleast white ink fades quickly.

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"What bakery is this?"
"Zed's Bread baby, Zed's Bread."

freshh66's picture

The thug life tattoo is pretty tacky and desperate but the "chris brown" tattoo on her ass is much worse... Atleast white ink fades quickly.

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"What bakery is this?"
"Zed's Bread baby, Zed's Bread."

freshh66's picture

The thug life tattoo is pretty tacky and desperate but the "chris brown" tattoo on her ass is much worse... Atleast white ink fades quickly.

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"What bakery is this?"
"Zed's Bread baby, Zed's Bread."

freshh66's picture

The thug life tattoo is pretty tacky and desperate but the "chris brown" tattoo on her ass is much worse... Atleast white ink fades quickly.

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"What bakery is this?"
"Zed's Bread baby, Zed's Bread."

freshh66's picture

The thug life tattoo is pretty tacky and desperate but the "chris brown" tattoo on her ass is much worse... Atleast white ink fades quickly.

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"What bakery is this?"
"Zed's Bread baby, Zed's Bread."

Suzy Farkis's picture

I don't where to begin with this mess, but I'm inspired to scratch some borrowed philosophies into my arm with a paring knife.

Bizzarelife's picture

Uneducated and sad. Those tattoos are ridiculous. Why do so many of these youngsters such idiots?

freshh66's picture

blech

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"What bakery is this?"
"Zed's Bread baby, Zed's Bread."

The Beaver's picture

Here's the next bitch that needs to end up in rehab. Let's fast fwd 5-10 years when she's Whitney'd out, but in worse shape b/c she was never as big as Whitney. I mean, who's this trick's Clive Davis gonna be? Don't say Jay Z b/c you know BeyBey and Rosemary's Baby ain't letting THAT happen.

Does she know she looks exactly like Shirley on Community in that pic?

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Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 5:40pm.
Riri needs to just stop it already cause it ain't fucking cute anymore!
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I almost didn't know who this was because its forhead took 3wks to end before its face stepped in.

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 5:58pm.
does she have short arms?

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T-Rex arms? Alligator arms? Dunno, BUT I am going to pay some attention in the future to make sure.

LOL@ Your Wendy's coupon comment!

undinespragg's picture

I think they are stretching the definition of "celebrity."

And, ofc the Butler did it. *shudder*

D.R.'s picture

Uh, that was white-out.

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Get Serious's picture

And just when you think Rihanna couldn't get any stupider, she shows what street trash she is...

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Sayonara's picture

50 was a bad lay?! Details please...

(973) Jersey Strong

What kind of Thug Life has Rihanna been living? Please, at least Tupac came from the streets, Rihanna's from a tropical paradise and she's not from the mean streets there either!

Ms.Fit's picture

I'm falling in love with Katherine Heigl's publicist all over again - I'm Not Obsessed

The look on her face is priceless

Provolone's picture

She should've gotten...

EVER LAST

kittymuffin's picture

does she have short arms?

Albatross's picture

Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 4:30pm.
A woman who is truly badass would not go back to a man who had abused her. She would rise above and succeed without him, and would not pretend to be something she is not by getting a tattoo and showing it off publicly. See also: Tina Turner.

AMEN!!!

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 5:52pm.
I think she took my Wendys order last night..but refused my coupon.

lol!

Albatross's picture

What shitty tattoos. In fact, pretty much all her tattoos are shitty. And she has the nerve to wear a Lennon shirt. Yeah, John Lennon would have loved to see your "thug" tattoos. Idiot.

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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK

kittymuffin's picture

I think she took my Wendys order last night..but refused my coupon.

Andrei's picture

Looking at RiRi is a bad idea if you're about to eat something.