Why In Walking On Sunshine Hell Is Demi Moore Doing Whip-its?
TMZ says that Demi Moore did have a seizure on Monday night, but it wasn't from downing a cocktail of coke, benzos and most of her liquor cabinet like most of us figured. They say that Demi and an Arizona junior high schooler who just got into Blur have a lot in common, because she was inhaling nitrous from a can when she slipped into a semi-coma. Yes, bitch was doing whip-its. I wish I meant that she was sucking fumes out of a Whippet's ass, but no. If Demi ever ran out of nitrous, she'd be walking on sunshine over to OfficeMax to get some computer duster like Allison's ass.
The source says that Demi was clouding her pain by inhaling whip-its and she ended up having a sort of seizure on the floor before she fell into a half coma. Even Lindsay Lohan is looking at Demi and thinking, "Broke trash!" You know, everybody's always screaming about how Demi is trying to hold on to youth by marrying a toddler, partying with her daughters and taking MySpace-like bikini pictures in her bathroom, but I shrugged all that off until now. Partying with your daughters is one thing, but drugging like a 14-year-old suburban kid is another. Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!
Hopefully, Demi gets the help that she needs, because going to the hospital for a whip-it overdose is not the way a 49-year-old should go through life. I can just picture Demi with Vicks under her nose and Limp Bizkit blasting out of her speakers. How dreadful. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get the sound of Devo out my head by sucking on a whip-it for old time's sake.
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Submitted by anna hannah on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 10:00am.
Whipits? Still DESPERATELY trying to hang onto the illusion that she's young and hot. Desperately trying to retain her youth, fail, this is what happens when you marry a baby, you do teenage things, doesn't make you young you old hag just makes you more ridiculous. This is something she got from her husband and daughters, young Hollywood passed you by a long long time ago.
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Dayum. Angry much? Sadly, in the USA, when a woman reaches a certain age she becomes invisible. Thanks mostly to advertising agencies and the media but also in part to people like you. The sad truth for you is that with each passing day you are growing old. You might want to watch what you say because "old hag" is your inescapable future.
What an amateur! With her money you would think she could go and hook up a tank of medical grade nitrous. Not going to lie but I have had hooks ups on that type of thing and it is fun to have some good laughs on a nitrous tank but not by yourself you got to have a party going. Then once the tank is gone party over back to reality which is easy with nitrous, you snap out of it pretty fast.
I think old men who marry young girls look like fools and must suck knowing you are being used for your money but it can last because they can have kids. That's why the guys do it. The girls are gold diggers. Too lazy to accomplish anything on their own. So they breed for money.
boston61 on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 6:38pm.
Midlife crisis made worse by the embarrassment of everyone being correct that her relationship would not last. Both her and Madonna are unable to relate to men their own ages. They are both mental cripples. Neither can be with a man. Only boys. They F their sons
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I'm not really trying to spar with you about your personal opinion, but, I would love to pick your brain about what you think of men like Hugh Hefner and other old dudes who marry young or date way too young? Considering women outlive men, it certainly seems backasswards that women should marry older and men marry younger!
Wot say you, ol' chap?
Midlife crisis made worse by the embarrassment of everyone being correct that her relationship would not last. Both her and Madonna are unable to relate to men their own ages. They are both mental cripples. Neither can be with a man. Only boys. They F their sons.
what ever happened to some old fashioned pot?
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LMFAO!!!
Last time I did whippits was ummmmm 1983? when I was 16?? Booooorrrring!
Cocaine is so much more fun!
Plus that bitch can afford it. Leave the whip cream to the kiddies!
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The ham sandwich death is not true, thankfully. So it's Demi FTW.
@jack - at 50 as well!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:22am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:16am.
I think we nay have partied together back in the day...
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No way, jack. We would have hooked up! I do believe there are a few of us with parallel sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll late teen/early twenty pasts, though!
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agreed... on ALL points... and some of us are still doing stupid shit at 40... :P
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:16am.
I think we nay have partied together back in the day...
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No way, jack. We would have hooked up! I do believe there are a few of us with parallel sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll late teen/early twenty pasts, though!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 10:18am.
And lmao @ Deb's WAHWAHWAHWAHWAH
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YOU know what I'm talkin' 'bout, Sweetas! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:16am.
I think we nay have partied together back in the day...
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
At one of my first restaurant jobs, we used to go into the walk-in and do all the Redi-Whips by the case. I still chuckle when I think of my old manager cursing, "They sent us another bad fucking case of whipped cream!"
The first time I did them, I was 15, and visiting my mom's sister and her family upstate. I had just started smoking pot that year. I was partying with my cousin and his friends, who were a few years older. I had an out of body experience, where I was floating over the VW bug and looking down at us all.
Steve Miller's "Book of Dreams" was fairly new. I recall being high on some killer "columbian gold" and doing the whippits while listening to the intro to "Jet Airliner". It felt like that intro was half an hour long!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Whip-its are what you do when you're celebrating and partying, not when you're all bummed out.
I'm about to enter my 49th year of life in a few weeks and hope I don't end up like Demi. When I'm 50 my husband will be 36 and that sounds kinda bizarre but we've been together 12 years this Groundhogs Day. Choosing Groundhogs Day to get married shows our sense of humor that we still have to this day!
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well I guess she didn't whip it good! *off to listen to Devo*
Coma Caca!
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If she died from the whip-it's, she'd totally score the #1 spot on dumb ass celeb death lore...finally taking it from Mama Cass and her ham sammich choking death.
Sorry but this whole Demi-drama is cracking me the hell up.
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*huffs urmomma's face*
We used to call the "seizure" the funky chicken lol. Ah, memories. And lmao @ Deb's WAHWAHWAHWAHWAH
"I'M WALKING ON SUNSHIIIIIIIIINE!"
JFC - whipits were the craze when I was in high school, and even then I managed to stay away from that shit. Back then I was good with the tap from the keg and a pack of Marlboro Reds.
FUCKING WHIPPETS LOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is sad. Get well soon Demi(s)
and if you're reading this, don't feel bad, it could be worse, you could be married to that tool bag ashton
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Whipits? Still DESPERATELY trying to hang onto the illusion that she's young and hot. Desperately trying to retain her youth, fail, this is what happens when you marry a baby, you do teenage things, doesn't make you young you old hag just makes you more ridiculous. This is something she got from her husband and daughters, young Hollywood passed you by a long long time ago.
I don't believe this whip it stuff for a minute. she may do the whip it stuff, but that's not all she's doing and that's not what's landing her in the rehab. she really is quite pathetic. she just embarassed herself in front of the whole world, and Ashton really couldn't care less, and to tell you the truth, he's probably so relieved to be away from her. Act your age Demi. Not the age you wish you were (20) but the age you really are (50).
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 9:11am.
Hahaha DEMI!! I have some gasoline you can huff but I won't share my gold spray paint, nuh uh.
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LMSAO....*lips and nose covered in gold paint* What??!!!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
How Night at thed Roxbury of her!
Whip-its!?? asshat.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Michael K voice of brilliance:
Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!
Found my new tag line, folks *s*
Like a friend just said to me, if Demi wants to be a cougar, fine. Just don't take it seriously. She has a lot of issues, but she always did. Even before all the plastic surgery that totally makes her look like someone different (look at her old pictures and movies and you will see what I"m talking about).
Demi was never beautiful nor glamorous. She left Hollywood for a while (Idaho, I think), but she came back because she missed the attention. For all the plastic surgery, starvation and cougar action, she is still unhappy, her acting has not improved, and she's not getting any meaty or major roles.
I hope she gets better, but more important, get into a better place in her mind.
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Hahaha DEMI!! I have some gasoline you can huff but I won't share my gold spray paint, nuh uh.
nitrous is pretty damn good stuff. with that being said, i would never fuck with that shit on my own. if i want a good nitrous high, i'll go to the dentist and have my teeth done. that way i'm only getting the nitrous twice a year, and something good is being done in the process. kill two birds with one stone or some shit. ok calling dentist now to get cavities filled.
this made me LOL when I heard it
Really!?!?!?
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
lol
like fur sure dits
totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like, omg whatever you guys...if Demi like, likes whip its n stuff she should like totally try like licking toad!
I like licked toad after like the pep rally one time and I like totally. tripped. balls. it was full. on. right? my boyfriend Todd like totally almost like crashed the car. LOL! omg
Agreed.
So pathetic. Cmon girl get up off yo ass!!
*Kicks Demi back out of rehab bed and eats her hospital breakfast*
thanks jellibean. i'd die of embarrassment if i was caught od'ing on whippits at 50.
lol
I ain't DISSING you dude
I'm DISSING the mrs
are you dissing me JELLIEBEAN?
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 8:16am.
What next Demi? Model airplane glue?
IKR!
Eating paste?
Legos?
Paper airplanes?
Stealing Playboy Magazines?
Are you a 14 year old boy?
Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 10:30pm.
Maybe she got stoned and looked at pictures of her kids and was so freaked out and wracked with gilt that she went for the whippets .
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OMG. That was FUNNY!
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As a person who used to take LSD and do nitrous until he was having a "seizure," (we called that "fishing" [you look like a fish out of water]) let me tell you all to please don't knock something unless you have been there. The feeling you get from that is pretty intense.
OH FFS! Now it's Asston's fault?????
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/teen_antics_tortured_demi_MqVcfXESoPi2G6...
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What next Demi? Model airplane glue?
FYI, you cant HEAR brain cells dying. I wonder if whippet sales go up now?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:46am.
"broke trash" hA!
I think this is a good time to bring back the Allison avie.
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*blank stare*
I thought that was Freddie Mercury.
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"broke trash" hA!
I think this is a good time to bring back the Allison avie.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Eh, can't really haaate on her much b/c she's clearly a pathetic damn mess. I just shake my head. Didn't she spend several years quietly raising the taters on some ranch in Idaho? Looks like it's time to head back to the ranch!
Her behavior is pathetic enough but to be brought down by WHIP-ITS????? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! So beyond amateur.
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LOLOLO I'm sorry, I'm still not over this story.
Now it finally all makes sense why she got with Ashton.
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