Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
In honor of Australia Day, I thought I would make this blind item Australian. This actress is formerly A list, but now a good solid B. Back in the day when she got her role that made her internationally famous she got the role by sleeping with not just the casting director, but also this rounadabout Australian who was a friend of the director and was already bored with his wife. A further clue is this actress got naked in the movie for which she was cast. (CDAN)
The B-lister: Nicole Kidman?
The movie: Dead Calm?
The roundabout Australian: I'm thinking that "roundabout" Australian means that he wasn't born an Australian, but he somehow fell into being Australian. Sort of like this one asshole I used to hookup with who told me that he was with ladies through most of his life and then one day he got drunk, fell into a man anus peen first, realized he loved it and then magically turned gay. A roundabout gay! (Not-so-fun-fact: He went back to vagina after me.) On that note, I'll guess Mel Gibson?And I really wish Nicole would go back to the overgrown Annie fro.
A pregnancy in a family is normally happy news. Not so much for this over-30 actress. She is pregnant again, but unsure whether or not she wants to carry this baby to term. You see, she was planning on asking her husband for a divorce this year, and another baby with him was just not part of the plan. She told her friends that her reaction when she saw the positive pregnancy test was "Oh, no! Not another one!" She is only about 4 weeks along, so there is still plenty of time to decide. And since they have lots of money and are already good parents to their existing child/ren, keeping the baby wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. But she really needs to tell her husband first. That's right: you know about the pregnancy before he does. (Blind Gossip)
Gwen Stefani is only an actress if the definition for actress suddenly traded places with the definition for singer, so it's not her. Stepford Katie's vagina has a Scientology-made chastity belt over it and the Scientology scientists will only open it to knock her up again with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm and she's still got a few years left on her contract, so it can't be her either. This might be GOOPY Paltrow. But I'm not sure if they even get down like that anymore, because every time they try she gets the Master Cleanse wet shits again.
Her significant other tricked her, plain and simple. This B+ movie actress who has been nominated for the biggest of the big awards has been involved in a relationship with this almost A list movie actor. He has cheated. Lots. They even took a month long break. Then he came back to her and apologized and she made him tell her who he had been cheating with and he promised to remove the woman from her life. He has. So what is the big deal you ask? There were two women, not just one and he gave up the one he had already called it quits with. The other one is right there. Everyday. It is the nanny. Doesn't our actress realize it? Everyone of their friends knows it and it is right there but she seems oblivious because she thinks he got rid of the mistress. (CDAN)
I'll just leave this picture of Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber and two possible nannies here.
I dunno about Nicole for #1, she is still pretty obviously an A lister she had her third Oscar nom last year and already won once.
Hey Nicole, keep telling us you haven't had any plastic surgery. Hahahahahaha
That face is much different than the one you have now!
***********************************************
I live my life like there's no tomorrow
And all I've got I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills
1. Hugh Jackmeoff. Twink whored his way 2 top
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
OK, i'm not the guy who writes the a-list but i have never heard of one Liev Schreiber.
--
You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Nicole was good in "The Golden Compass" as well. Evil Ice Queen Mothers suit her.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I miss Nicole Kidman's old 'fro!
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 9:54pm.
Naomi is looking long in the tooth. In Hollywood that means marriage over. I also think she had hard pregnancies. She was huge
>>>>>>>>>
wtf are you talking about? Are you ok?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 10:49pm.
She can or could act. See To Die For. TC stoled her soul.
................
I stand corrected, forgot about To Die For! That was brilliant. She did well, better than well in that role.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I liked Dead Calm, there were too many sharp intakes of breaths for my liking (nothing like those used in later films, but I digress)
All I know is Kidman took the Cruise train to mega-million-ville and pretty much everything she did after that was a shitload of snore.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by fookyoo on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 10:14pm.
Her and I attended the same drama school at the same time.
She did hoe her way to the top...
__________________________________________________
Umm, we live for golden nuggets like this on the D. If you are a truth teller, than you must reveal more.
1. What did others think of Nicole back then?
2. Don't you think Naomi is/was prettier than Nicole, and also more talented?
3. Do you agree that Nicole was a little ugly back then?
Jennifer Garner for #2. Kidman has always struck me as ruthlessly calculating, so I wouldn't put #1 past her.
---------------------------------------------------------
"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Her color reminds me of that pink extruded meat pATE they use to make chicken nuggets.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
She can or could act. See To Die For. TC stoled her soul.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Please: It's "rahnday."
Her and I attended the same drama school at the same time.
She did hoe her way to the top...good for her. Honestly, way back then she 'dated' blokes much older than her and they were always players in the Aust film industry. She'd dump them for someone better connected and leave them heartbroken.
Did you sluts seriously think she made it to the top with nothing but her talent?
Bwahahahahah
________________________________________
America.. fuck yeah!
Naomi is looking long in the tooth. In Hollywood that means marriage over. I also think she had hard pregnancies. She was huge.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:33pm.
Star07, dont forget to get dna samples.
____________________________________________________________________________
I'm on it Gardening Girl: http://www.familytreedna.com/dna-test-kit.aspx
And Sandbitch, thank you; the Aussie truth telling mags (Rupert Murdoch anyone?) will assist in helping me to solve the blind items that much more quickly.
Could the second one (the pregnancy) be Jessica Alba?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Hopefully the first one isn't Cate Blanchette
Nicole has pubic hair growing on her head . This is the only movie I ever liked her in. When she talks in that little breathy voice I want to scream.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:26pm.
When ever anyone mentions Eric Bana, I can't get the image of him as that drag queen Romulan from the last Star Trek movie.
_____________________________________
BWAHAHAHAHA! Although if he was the traditional "Vulcan with pointy bangs" Romulan, that probably wouldn't have been a good look, either.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 8:25pm.
Ha!
Loved that freaking head of hair
-----------------
I loved how she looked in Far and Away-I wished so hard for hair like that!
-------
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 5:28pm.
I think the Aussie is Rolf Harris. Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport? Too frickin' kinky if you ask me.
LOL. That's a real Aussie.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Please: It's "rahnday."
Nicole is NOT a B.
Naomi, though critically acclaimed, has never been an A.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 6:44pm.
Sam Neill is older than my mom but FUCK I'd do illegal and immoral things to him.
============
Me too!
Ha!
Loved that freaking head of hair
Cruise ruined her
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:46pm.
Off Topic- EPSTEIN IS DEAD! (Welcome Back Kotter).
*******************************
Just saw that myself--the poor guy was only 60 and apparently had experienced some health setbacks in the past few years.
RIP, Epstein. Loved your mother's notes. :)
ITA about Billy Zane, I was thinking during the movie,
she should be Grateful.. he was young and sooo hot (as was she) and not her geezer husband
by Somuchbetterthanyou on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 8:09pm.
Billy Zane was the sex in Dead Calm.
There. I said it.
*************************************
You do not stand alone, Somuch. ITA.
@Evil_Cupcake - saw the Epstein died thing - and he died in my home state (Edison, NJ). Poor guy, only 60 years young.
I do hope that someone has a sense of humor and either signs the viewing notice with "Signed Epstein's Mother" or they at least say it at his wake. I mean that's his signature thing.
Billy Zane was the sex in Dead Calm.
There. I said it.
Carrot Top for the first one.
Off Topic- EPSTEIN IS DEAD! (Welcome Back Kotter).
pregant! Yep, I'd like to thank Australian magazines for boring me to dlisted. They ain't getting 4.95 for old katie holmes stretchmark SHIT!
Happy Australia Day.
Submitted by Starr07 on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:30pm.
Sluts, don't worry guys, I got this.
Again, for those sluts who missed it, I'll be IN Australia. For two weeks.
---Here's a quick primer. Australian magazines are currently front paging Katie Holmes stretch marks and penis like belly button in Miami. Those pics were taken in July last year I believe.
And Kate Middleton was pregant a month ago.
Goes back to sleep. Wake me when you get here.
Star07, dont forget to get dna samples.
Sluts, don't worry guys, I got this.
I'm headed Downunder for my first vacation to AussieLand this May, and I fully intend to take off a couple of days and figure out 2 out of the 3 blind items. Will do a complete investigation and report on which/if blind items pertain to Nicole/Naomi/Sam/Liev/Russell. Shouldn't be too hard seeing as how I'll be IN Australia and all. When you're actually IN Australia (which you sluts won't be), then it's not too hard to figure these things out.
Again, for those sluts who missed it, I'll be IN Australia. For two weeks. Figuring things out.
Whenever there is a blind item about an Aussie actress everyone automatically points to Nicole Kidman. I don't think this is her.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:26pm.
When ever anyone mentions Eric Bana, I can't get the image of him as that drag queen Romulan from the last Star Trek movie.
---Y'know I nearly fainted...it was way into the movie before I realised. You just don't expect Eric to pop up in Star Trek.
IS THAAAAT ERIC BANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh?
*faints*
When ever anyone mentions Eric Bana, I can't get the image of him as that drag queen Romulan from the last Star Trek movie.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:16pm.
hahahahah Sandbitch.
Hey what is UP wif that cat!?!
---I don't know, but I think it MUST be going into battle with something out of frame.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:18pm.
Sandbitch, what ever happened to Becky? Is she okay? I know she went through a lot of birthdays.
---Hmmm, now you mention it Mike...she hasn't been around for a wee while. I'll just stick mah head out the window and give her a
COOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:05pm.
Shit I just submitted myself.
Sandbitch, what ever happened to Becky? Is she okay? I know she went through a lot of birthdays.
hahahahah Sandbitch.
Hey what is UP wif that cat!?!
Nicole Kidman is not B list. No way.
And if you are planning to divorce your husband, how do you accidentally wind up having sex with him? Dumb bitch. And why tell people? Just go het an abortion and STFU.
Shit I just submitted myself.
Submasturbation.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 5:16pm.
Have you seen this vintage Eric Bana comedy clip?
Eric Bana rips Tom Cruise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySDkIwWHk74
_________________________________________________
COMEDY GOLD, LMMFAO!!
The big pash off kiss at the end is priceless innit?
And because it's Australia Day, and an olympic year:
Olympic training tips with Poida (Eric Bana)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpS31FJO8_o
Sam Neill is older than my mom but FUCK I'd do illegal and immoral things to him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
If #2 really is Paltrow, I can't wait for her Goop story on how to perform the most elegant and gluten-free abortion imaginable.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 5:16pm.
It was probably Sam Neill. He was born in New Zealand but has often been labelled an aussie by the aussies because Australia doesn't have any real actors, does it?
I've lived here for the last 30 years and I don't know of any.
_______________________________________________
What about Eric Bana? Fuck, I loved "Chopper".
---Yeah, I was being a roundabout aussie bitch and dumping shit. Anything Nicole Kidman triggers me roight orf!
Eric Bana was effing brilliant in Chopper. BTW, I named my native australian parrot "chopper" :) coz he's banged up in a cage...
Have you seen this vintage Eric Bana comedy clip? He's also taking off Ray Martin (with the hair), a vintage daytime tv personality.
Eric Bana rips Tom Cruise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySDkIwWHk74
_________________________________________________
COMEDY GOLD, LMMFAO!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 5:16pm.
It was probably Sam Neill. He was born in New Zealand but has often been labelled an aussie by the aussies because Australia doesn't have any real actors, does it?
I've lived here for the last 30 years and I don't know of any.
_______________________________________________
What about Eric Bana? Fuck, I loved "Chopper".
---Yeah, I was being a roundabout aussie bitch and dumping shit. Anything Nicole Kidman triggers me roight orf!
Eric Bana was effing brilliant in Chopper. BTW, I named my native australian parrot "chopper" :) coz he's banged up in a cage...
Have you seen this vintage Eric Bana comedy clip? He's also taking off Ray Martin (with the hair), a vintage daytime tv personality.
Eric Bana rips Tom Cruise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySDkIwWHk74
Oh, islandgirl. What is life without a little mystery?
You know I'd tell you skanks all about it if he were some normal guy, but I have to respect his privacy. He trusts me and I don't want to ruin that.
I shouldn't be talking about it at all, but I can't help myself. Shh, we never had this conversation.
And no it's not Terence Stamp or Bill Nighy.
*clears throat*
Yeah, um. Rolf Harris. Pure hotness. He did a cover of the Divinyl's incredibly stupid "I Touch Myself" that was even creepier, yet infinitely funnier, than the original.
*______________________________________*
"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt