Tommy In A Teacup
You might think that you're looking at a simple picture of Tommy Girl spending some quality time with Blue Ivy's arch rival Suri Cruise at Disneyland in Anaheim, but some serious business is going down here. This isn't fun-having. This is training. When Xenu finally beams himself down to earth and queefs out a billion thetans that will plug up our plumbing pipes, preventing our men from having "cleansing" time with their "bros" in the steam sauna, spinning space pods will land to take us to the promise planet. So Tommy isn't having fun, he's preparing himself for the spinning pod. That's why every time you stick out your finger and tell him to sit and spin, he shrugs and does it.
If you were ever doubting that celebwhores get special treatment, slap yourself and then come back to these pictures. Like that midget bitch Tommy is really tall enough to ride that ride. Every Disney employee turned their head when Suri gave Tommy a lift so the top of his hair touched that line.
Also, I'm pretty sure Suri is a Juggalette now. She'll take her barley water with a shot of Faygo.
Also also, now I know why the boys in the sauna call him Tea Party Tom. By day, he's the tea bag in a teacup and by night he's tea bagging at tea parties.
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Perhaps Rosie O'Donnell meant to say that he is the manliest lesbian she knows. That last thumbnail screams MOM!
GGirl - if her real baby daddy claims tghis brat maybe hope for her. Kid is satan in heels.
Ain't no way Tammy stuck his dick in Katies cave....
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Perfect color cup for tommmygirl. All he needs is a matching hat and fingernail polish.
He is officially a horrible father because he isn't even helping turn the wheel to spin the teacup. That shit is hard as fuck to turn, and one skinny baby white girl in heels with a head full of nonsense ain't gonna manage it on her own. What kind of jackass fuck-up of a parent is that shit....
doesn't Moob Man go anywhere without calling the paps first?
sickening.
whoever you are who keeps going to this cretin's movies: stop it!
Fuck, TommyGirl, you could have at least worn a Disney costume. Your daughter would have loved you being "GOOFY" and I bet hardly ANY pictures would have been taken of you and your child supposedly having a 'special time' together.
Yes. I'm cynical.
Horizontal stripes are so unflattering to the girlish figure!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:56pm.
Oh, Jodie Foster is another one. I bet her kids turn out okay.
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Agreed for sure, Jodie seems really grounded.
I have a bit of a soft spot for Jodie. I had an old girlfriend that look exactly like Jodie did on the poster for the movie Maverick, It was crazy how close they looked.
SO PRECIOUS! Why didn't the media follow him & Nicole around with Isabella & Connor? The way they flutter around Suri is sickening. Did this start when he lost his mind to the Scientolofucks? Or did Nic make an effort to keep things on the downlow?
LMAO at midget bitch Tommy "having 'cleansing' time" buddies and gettin' a lift from Suri! No kidding, he'll ban her from wearing heels when she's 10!! LOL!
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elmo, I was going to say Jessica Alba, I SWEAR.
Probably the best parents are the ones who don't allow photos or keep their kids out of the limelight.
Oh, Jodie Foster is another one. I bet her kids turn out okay.
That little bitch has three adults catering to her...GAWD help us.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:11pm.
I'm thinking a cross between Parisite and that Kesha trash. That's IF she doesnt toe the Xenu crap 100%
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The thing that scares me about her in the future is there is NO WAY Tommy OR the scientolos are going to let her do some sort of tell all book or crack open the dark closet of skeletons she'll have no doubt seen by then. Her life is out of her hands with Tommy being as high up as he is and they would stop at nothing and I MEAN NOTHING to keep her quite.
Submitted by mamacita75 on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:36am.
But he should at least win an Oscar for Best Straight Performance.
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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 10:44am.
I am going to rag on him due to his rudeness when my niece worked at Disney World. Obviously the celebs get special privileges, but their requirements were above and beyond.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:52am.
Who's going to have normal kids? I'm gonna say the Affleck girls because their parents look like they enjoy being parents, and Reese Witherspoon's kids because she seems like she sets pretty firm boundaries. (she's a strict bitch).
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Agree. Jessica Alba seems like she's a good mom too. And Calista Flockhart. I can see Suri being a condescending bitch as she gets older. And she'll still insist on being carried so Tom will build her a solid gold rickshaw to be carried by Scientology slaves.
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I'm just thinking in 10 years she's gonna be someting special! I'm thinking a cross between Parisite and that Kesha trash. That's IF she doesnt toe the Xenu crap 100%
Where was Katie-bot? Filling in for a broke wax figure in the Hall of Presidents?
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Anybody else on here also read Crazy Days and Nights? The blog is great, but the commenters are getting fucking ridiculous. Can't fucking stand those self-righteous cunts anymore. Can't make a single joke about any of the blessed celebrities without somebody clutching their pearls and reaching for their smelling salts.
Fuck me, it's like church all over again. Stupid fucking bitches have no fucking clue what hyperbole means.
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Who's going to have normal kids? I'm gonna say the Affleck girls because their parents look like they enjoy being parents, and Reese Witherspoon's kids because she seems like she sets pretty firm boundaries. (she's a strict bitch).
They both look uncomfortable showing true happiness. He is so lost in his own ego that cruise himself cannot see how faggey he is- he could wear a tutu and think to himself SO what? It’s evident im straight ! I AM TOM CRUISE ™ ! I RACE CARS I PLANK BUILDINGS I FLY FROM THE SKY AS A ROOOCCK STAAAR -I-AM-IN-THE-AR-MEY HEELLOO? SPORTS AGENT? SAMER-III POOL SHARK BARTENDER CRUISE TOM YEAH YEAH STRAIGHT AS THEY GET YEAH
He is starting to look like a chubbed out kd lang with a rack and belly of pugsley. Look at that nice big slurpee he gave her. Teaching you kids about controlling their desires for instant gratification is never really that important is it? Her parents are so vapid she might turn into more of a brat than Peaches Geldof. God help the poor girl, maybe a nanny will help her grow a little on the inside one day and then be fired abruptly like in The Help.
This poor kid needs friends her own age to pal around with. what a life.
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I knows she's just a prop, but Suri looks so lonely. A kid her age next to her would probably be more fun. Even if she's a spoiled DIVA they want a sidekick, a Milhouse.
Is it just me, or does he seem really dumpy and weird in the body department? There's MOOBS under there!!!! I'm gonna take a guess that he isn't really doing his own stunts....
But he should at least win an Oscar for Best Straight Performance.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:26am.
I hope that's Barley Water in that Coke cup!
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LOL!
Guest - nope. Can't do those. I can do the up and over like this:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkezmkSFP70sAwB6JzbkF...
but not the side to side spinning.
ouch! if I was Tom and read this, I would certainly cry myself to sleep.
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Snowho...lmao @ those shoes!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
WHOA! Suri's actually wearing child appropriate attire & shoes!
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ME...this...it spins...alot.
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=tilt+o+whirl&hl=en&client=ms-android-veri...
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I hope that's Barley Water in that Coke cup!
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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:18am.
tommy's purse doesn't match his outfit...
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Yes, but he looks so natural carrying it!
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Submitted by Joeb on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 10:49am.
Does he actually only own one pair of shoes? If he meets the Queen of England, he going to wearing those worn-out, ugly shoes. I won't even go into the jeans and that hideous shirt.
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I've noticed him always wearing these weird shoes and I have a feeling that they're custom made for him and have a "lift" inside under his heel that adds a couple of inches to his squat body. He probably has a hundred of these same shoes in his closet. He also walks kinda awkward.
guest - what is the tilt-o-whirl?
I can do rock-o-planes, but not the twirl like the teacups.
That is a really unflattering shirt. I imagine when Tommy sees the pictures he'll open handed slap a few of his assistants.
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Speaking of Blue Ivey, when are we going to see this baby? Are they hiding her? Holding out for more money (like they need it, such greedy bitches) or does she look like Jay Z?????????
*barfs* Even watching the teacup ride makes me dizzy
Tommy Girl cannot dress. I don't get it, he is married to a shopaholic "fashion designer" and has a daughter whose only interest seems to be in clothes, yet the man always looks like a dork.
tommy's purse doesn't match his outfit...
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Step your game up Suri. NO HEELS? what? scared you might be taller than Daxenuddy?
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His whole torso area and moobs are sooo unattractive! Even when he works out and gets into shape his chest still looks strange.
Oh and I still can't believe that people think Suri isn't his kid. She is the spitting image of him.
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So the tilt-a-whirl would be a no ME? LOL.
My grandpa puked after we rode that once. My dad & I loved roller coasters especially The Racer @ Kings Island. We'd ride it then run & get back in line. The first or last seats were the best.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:00am.
That's the teacup I went on with my daughter! I swear I wish I could live at Disneyland!! I love Tommy's purse!
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It's not a purse! It's European!
Tommy's fantasy: Sitting in a teacup with his little bitch.
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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:00am.
Anno I didn't think you meant it in a mean way at all. I understand celeb rudeness. I've seen many bad actions.
I am just glad Suri had a day to enjoy a tea cup ride w/dad.
<"If you were ever doubting that celebwhores get special treatment, slap yourself and then come back to these pictures. Like that midget bitch Tommy is really tall enough to ride that ride.">
I was thinking ahead and thought you were just going to comment there were a thousand people in line and 2 or 4 on the ride, then you come up with that coffee-thru-the-noser. Sigh, that's why you're you and we read.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 10:50am.
Lol! Here let me post a link to the rhyme.
http://www.indianchild.com/i%20am%20a%20teapot.htm
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
The kid wears a dress to a theme park? She messed up. Who is her bio dad?
Did Tammy have time to cruise the T-room while she was at Disneyland?
Did any man actually fuck the fish to make Suri or was it all done by turkey-baster?
That's the teacup I went on with my daughter! I swear I wish I could live at Disneyland!! I love Tommy's purse!
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@ Evil - oh that was not directed at you my sweet cupcake. He is just a celeb that seriously annoys me - he always seems so desperate to come off as "likable". Everything with him seems agenda driven.