Afternoon Crumbs
JoJo is back and she's brought the Dlisted-famous Slut Dress with her! - Popoholic
Nicole Kidman needs to start Botoxing her hair too - Lainey Gossip
Matt Boner will play Darren Criss' older brother on Glee and I hope this means we're finally getting the incest storyline we've been waiting for - Towleroad
Demi Moore is smoking salvia now and I'd really like it if we can just get to the part where we find out that the ghost of a junior high school junkie has possessed her body - The Superficial
Jessica Simpson's necklace still looks like a turd on a t-bone steak to me - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Aaand a blind item might have its answer - Celebitchy
RiRi's nipples for the zero of you who haven't met them yet - Hollywood Tuna
So three twats walk into a restaurant together... - Popsugar
And Madge still out-roids them all without the help of Photoshop - The Berry
I like how Olivia Wilde's necklace is pointing to her titty situation - ICYDK
James Franco as Hugh Hefner - Just Jared
Jude Law and his newest piece are trying to be slick - I'm Not Obsessed
Shit Samuel L. Jackson Says - Cityrag
KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! - Celebslam
Chicka-chickaaaaaah - The Daily What Gossip
Nick Nolte has the right idea - SOW
Swizz Beatz or an Upper East Side socialite who just got back from Morocco? - Crunk + Disorderly
I think Nicole looks nice in the clip but horrendous in natural sunlight!
Wow, Nicole Kidman looks like a typical, over-stretched soccer mom. Egads, but hurray!, we're not subjected to her as much. Gotta love that she's laying low.
JoJo is still a cutie; awesome rack, nice hips all in a compact package. The music? Not so much although "Leave Get out" was pretty catchy half a decade ago.
wow jojo's face is just.....yeah....
oh look fun bags!
I completely forgot that Demi Moore is starring in that movie "LOL" with Miley Cyrus! Maybe she was doing Salvia then. This picture of JoJo... isn't she a Christian? I guess a Christian can dress this way but it makes me think she feels she HAS to dress this way to get noticed which is sad. I really liked the few singles she had years ago.
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jojo... this is unfortunate.
Too bad her own mother trying to help her by pulling the plug didn't help AT ALL
She looks like a Kardashian. Possibly the lovechild of Robert's?
I'm not surprised by this JoJo. This is terrible to say b/c she was so young at the time but she had a trashy vibe even then that I felt was cultivated. This is a very Coco look right here. Pity!
I was an extra on Lovelace and I will say that James is just as good looking in person....so often that is not the case. Amanda Seyfried looks AMAZING she has curly brown hair, brown contacts and freckles...really a different look for her.
Also James apparent sent an assistant over to one of the extras asking her to make out with him and she turned him down.
Day bow bow.Chick chicka chickahhh.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 10:20pm.
KIKI! MY QUEEN!
Venture over to the Gerard Butler thread. We have all been confessing our sexual exploits with celebrity men.
I made mention of you as one person that I wouldn't have a problem with my pocket bf, Jeremy, sleeping with!
ITA agree about even her early films. I even loved her turn in "Bewitched". I thought she was cute in that movie. And I have no shame in admitting that.
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Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 5:41pm.
No, you aren't, because I like her too. I thought Rabbit Hole was excellent, and many of her other films."
Because Evil and I can only disagree 0.01% of the time, I also like Nicole Kidman. I will actually go so far as to say I do not get the hate for her. I think she's very talented. I think she was even really good in her early films (She was the best thing about 'Flirting'). She was also very, very kind to a socially awkward friend of mine when she was filming 'Malice'. According to the same friend, Tom Cruise was a dick! Go figure.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
How come I used to be 12 years younger than CZJ and now I'm only 4 years younger? What planet is this???
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So, CZJ is claiming to be the same age as JLo?? RRiiiIIIIiiight. (Both bitches are lying about their ages!) Is CZJ also doing whip-its and red bull with Demi? She's looking awfully thin in those pics.
Submitted by Tatiana on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 5:21pm.
Jojo can actually sing. It's too bad her career fizzled while so many women who can't sing for shit sell so well.
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No, her career didn't fizzle, that's the thing. She had her first hit when she was 13 and her mother didn't like how her record company was sexing Jojo up and she didn't like the way Jojo started acting, so she pulled the plug on her career. She made the kid stay in school and away from Hollywood like a good mother would. I distinctly remember that because I was so impressed by it; it's what I'd have done in her place. Jojo's career was put on hold by her own mommy.
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What in Long Island Housewife hell happened to Jojo? She used to be so cute! Now she looks like a street hooker who has seen one too many nutsacks. Seriously, she looks hard and rough. So sad.
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Mama Bear on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 5:28pm.
Is CZJ gonna smoke while she's pregnant with this one too and eat crap and have her pregnancy weight vacuum sucked out? I miss the old blog ihateCZJ.com
And I love how "42" is in quotes. Bitch used to be older than me and now she is 3 years younger. Kind of like how Sharon Stone was 49 for years.
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Yup! Gotta love the age game these actresses play. I remember when Angie was older than me and now somehow I caught up and will be older than her soon *eye roll*
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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I'm not a Kidman fan. Her face in "Rabbit Hole" barely moved. I felt like the director was forced to cut her big emotional scene (screaming in horror) in that way because of her face being surgically unable to emote. She's also awful at trying to keep the Australian accent out of roles she's not supposed to have it in. I don't hate her, but just don't think she's all that great either.
If CZJ is pregnant, I would believe that's she's the Blind that doesn't want a baby. With her mental illness, Michael's age and questionable health, and the special needs of their son? Too much.
I swear I did not wear that dress!
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JoJo's been eating some HoHos.
JoJo = face of LiLo + body of Coco
By the way, I read a news story (I think it was on here, but my brain is fuzzy... oh wait, it's on here) that Demi drank Moore 3 Red Bulls a day. Combined with the fact that it may have not been the sugar-free kind, she was kind of asking for it. Oh, and 3 cans of Red Bull - sugar free or not - would more than likely put you on your ass.
Call me a douche, but JoJo looks cute to me. She even has nice boobs! Too bad she isn't doing much anymore. :,-(
I heard there's rumors of Olivia Wilde being pregnant. Does that explain the fluctuating boobs?
That's JoJo?! Shit. I still have her as this teenie bopper in my head.
Saw Demi at rite aid stocking up on rubitussin!
Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 5:41pm.
No, you aren't, because I like her too. I thought Rabbit Hole was excellent, and many of her other films.
Submitted by femmecake on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 5:35pm.
The mere fact that glee is still on the air puts a kink in my existence. I never watch it but just knowing its out there upsets me. Yeah.. issues.
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Submitted by Cunning Stunt on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 5:23pm.
Black and brown is the most unfortunate color combination to begin with, so put those colors with this tacky, ill-fitting shit and you get a disaster.
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Yes this! Oh and pair it all with with some fugly gold jewelry and it's even more so unfortunate.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Yes! That neck-piece looks like it belongs on a 65 year old memaw at a Boca Raton singles mixer.
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"I'm half drunk and slathered in every bodily fluid there is... so yeah... this is about as Pirate Kingy as I'm going to get so brief away..."
me no know this jojo.
am i the only person left who loves kidman in her films? she's pretty great. "rabbit hole" is fantastic. her as a human i could do without.
demi: sweet old lady. you old! you do not look awesome "rollin' with the homies." stop the behavior. jeff von vonderen is on his way.
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Kidman and Urban make a hot - sexy - doin' the double back monster couple.
Next we will learn that in addition to exhaustion, anorexia, whip-its and Red Bull, Demi was also doing Purple Drank!
The mere fact that glee is still on the air puts a kink in my existence. I never watch it but just knowing its out there upsets me. Yeah.. issues.
Should I know who this JoJo person is?
CZJ pregnant at 42 would not be a "miracle"; out of the ordinary perhaps, perhaps requiring the assistance of a doctor, yeah, high risk, yes.
But homegirl is on the far side of fifty now, which IS getting closer to "miracle" territory.
'Course she could be pregnant with a pilla, and someone else (much younger) actually knocked up with "her" behbeh.
And the fact that she is wearing a super-tight dress and holding the coat the way she is tells me she WANTS people to THINK she's pregnant. She could have worn a different dress, and a different coat... this is just another famewhore stunt.
Um, electrical tape is not clothing. This has been a public service announcement.
Is CZJ gonna smoke while she's pregnant with this one too and eat crap and have her pregnancy weight vacuum sucked out? I miss the old blog ihateCZJ.com
And I love how "42" is in quotes. Bitch used to be older than me and now she is 3 years younger. Kind of like how Sharon Stone was 49 for years.
Black and brown is the most unfortunate color combination to begin with, so put those colors with this tacky, ill-fitting shit and you get a disaster.
I don't get the Glee love AT ALL.
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Jojo got big breastses too...
Jojo got thick!!!
She is a thin person, right? Why do people think wearing spandex with cutouts looks good? You could be an Olsen twin and still look like a heifer. I remember Jodie Marsh wearing some black thing like that but it had a huge cutout on her stomach and it made her look obese.
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JoJo, you are like "Indecent Proposal" meets Egyptian pyramid jewelry meets thong-on-ice.
Please tell me that your 'jurr ree' is real gold, girl!
At first I thought this was that sasquatch Kardashian sister but then I looked more closely and realized this girl was too pretty to be her.
Jojo can actually sing. It's too bad her career fizzled while so many women who can't sing for shit sell so well. Looks like she's gonna go the slut route to try to catch up to them. Too bad.
I saw jojo in concert once. She was the opening act and she didn't lipsync which is rare these days and I quite liked her.. but dang jojo. You look like you are on something fierce..
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:40pm.
Gigaboob,
You are so right. Those comments are fraking funny. Did you watch the YouTube video of the guy driving on salvia.....priceless.
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I can't see it. I'm at work on a Dell Turbo 1000. I fell to the ground though when I read the words "Theres nothing but bones and dusty vagina in that dress". LOL!
Did someone say Matt Boner? ;)
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Jojo can sing very well but I don't see that star quality about her. I could be wrong though, you never know.
Gigaboob,
You are so right. Those comments are fraking funny. Did you watch the YouTube video of the guy driving on salvia.....priceless.
JOJO looks about as sexy as a Lohan.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!