Friday, January 27th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Mike Patton (44)
Daisy Lowe (23)
Lily Donaldson (25)
Rosamund Pike (33)
Jake Pavelka (34)
Josh Randall (40)
Lil Jon (41)
Marc Forster (43)
Patton Oswalt (43)
Tricky (44)
Alan Cumming (47)
Bridget Fonda (48)
Narciso Rodriguez (51)
Keith Olbermann (53)
Frank Miller (55)
Mimi Rogers (56)
Mikhail Baryshnikov (64)
James Cromwell (72)
Wow, two Pattons in one day.
Mike Patton is so fucking sexy. SHIT.
HB Mike Patton!!! God, I had his picture on my wall for years, love love LOVE him.
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"In olden times we would've thrown people like that off of a cliff, and called it a day."
Bridget Fonda could hurt me any way she wanted to and I would beg her for more. Damn!
Happy Birthday you bad ass Mike Patton!!!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
HB Mike Patton. Dude's got one fugly ass, little lookin' flaccid piece of man meat. But I would still suck that thing hard until the end of days.
Mike Patton! Love!
edit: Eyeroll at person below me.
Mike Patton should be given the death penalty for that fucking FNM song "Epic". Seriously ones of the worst things ever released. No idea how that talentless twat somehow became a respected experimental musician with his stupid yelps and screams.
...well I recognize 9 out of the 18 names here...better than the usual 30% or less...
...alas Bridget Fonda and Mimi Rogers are the only 2 I care enough to wish HB!...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
Mmmm Mike Patton..... HB you crazy sexy SOB
Happy Birthday, asshole. Thank you for ignoring my text messages xoxo!
Mmmm. Scooby Snacks.
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Hahaha Dog!! *slips you a Scooby Snack*
HB Lil Jon! YEYAH!!
Wow! I didn't realize that Bridget Fonda was close to 50 now. Whatever happened to her? I remember when she and Eric Stoltz were a big item. Didn't they remake or make a sequel to single white female recently? For shame.
HB also to Tricky. I went through such a moody, Tricky phase frehman year of college *sheepish grin*.
Michael Patton still makes me *swooooon*
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:07am.
I love Rosamund Pike - so English, so gorgeous.
Agree. Though she did play a Canadian Jewess, aging over several decades, very convincingly in "Barney's Version." Loved her in "The Libertine" as J. Depp's (Earl of Rochester's) long-suffering wife. Also brilliant in "An Education" as the air-headed, money-grubbing GF.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
*sticks out paw and watches Whamo trip and fall onto Sweetas*
You're welcome, Sweetas.
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Hahaha!! Fake cat fight, HOT.
HB Bridget Fonda!! She was such a bad ass in Point of No Return. Swoooooon.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:31am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:18am.
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LMAO!! I'd never dump YOU Ms Fury:):):)
*starts a tap dancin his way around THIS one*
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Liar
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LOL, really?? whaaaaaat????
*dances just a little faster, starts to juggle*
HB Patton and Olbermann!!!
*is it just me or is it a wee bit LUSTY up in here...puts on body condom*
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:31am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:18am.
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LMAO!! I'd never dump YOU Ms Fury:):):)
*starts a tap dancin his way around THIS one*
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Liar.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:18am.
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LMAO!! I'd never dump YOU Ms Fury:):):)
*starts a tap dancin his way around THIS one*
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:18am.
I wonder if I should mention to my doctor that part of my depression might be caused by my failing fake relationship with a David Bowie lover who goes by a fake name who I have never met, and who fake dumped me for a woman I have never met who goes by the name of Dog....?
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That'd do it.
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Bad birthday to Mimi Rogers. Thanks for introducing the midget to Scientology. That really worked out well, huh?
*walks a wide path around Whamo & his cheating ways*
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:11am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:01am.
Hey, you snooze, you lose, baby! But you do know he's a Cheater McCheatey, yeah? He cyber flirts behind everyone's cyber backs!
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I do whaaaaaaaaaat?????
*winks at agirl, waves to Ophy*
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Top of the mornin to ya, Wham (bam thank you Ma'am) ; )
I wonder if I should mention to my doctor that part of my depression might be caused by my failing fake relationship with a David Bowie lover who goes by a fake name who I have never met, and who fake dumped me for a woman I have never met who goes by the name of Dog....?
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Dark-sided!
*flashes Whamo (in a subtle tasteful way, of course) points to the nearest closet, raises eyebrows and whispers "wanna?"*
hap slappy birthday to m.patton ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTT_sv8sV0 ) and keith olberman, -sharpest dictation in the biz.
who else we got? ... eh, no one else worth a keystroke here except, well, maybe patton oswalt.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:01am.
Hey, you snooze, you lose, baby! But you do know he's a Cheater McCheatey, yeah? He cyber flirts behind everyone's cyber backs!
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I do whaaaaaaaaaat?????
*winks at agirl, waves to Ophy*
I just finished watching United States of Tara on Netflix, I loved Patton Oswalt's character. HB, Patton!
Whamo, you cheeseball. LOL!
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:21am.
i believe that you're thinking of Ron Palillo. the guy who played "Horshack".
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Oh you are correct it was Horshack!!
God that was tough to watch.
Aside from being a musical genius, Mike Patton is hot as all hell; he was my high school wet dream:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6oKhMPemjY
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:56am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:43am.
Good morning, Whamo, darling.
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Um....excuse me?
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Good morning doggie swee....WT....:)
Oh....ahhh.. hello Ms. Fury dear:)
I did not see you standing there how HAVE you been. lol!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:56am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:43am.
Good morning, Whamo, darling.
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Um....excuse me?
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Hey, you snooze, you lose, baby! But you do know he's a Cheater McCheatey, yeah? He cyber flirts behind everyone's cyber backs!
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:43am.
Good morning, Whamo, darling.
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Um....excuse me?
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:21am.
i believe that you're thinking of Ron Palillo. the guy who played "Horshack".
OT: happy b-day, Bridget Fonda!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Well I am confused - Alan Cumming said the other day on Live with Kelly that his birthday was that day (Wednesday?? I think?).
No matter - he's a hottay and can have more than one birfday if he wants. LOVE HIM!
HB to Patton Oswalt too, funny mofo, he is.
And Keith Olbermann!! He wouldn't have to ask me twice.
Happy Birthday, Mike Patton! Absolute musical genius.
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:52am.
OT - Epstein from "Welcome Back Kotter" has died...and another little bit of my childhood with him... :(
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Oh noes!!! :-(
I only got to see that show on tape but I remember him and his fro. RIP Juan.
Good morning, Whamo, darling.
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Thanks OET!
Oh, and how did "Bachelor" Jake end up worthy of a mention? I have a mind to give him the old Epstein Punch! ;)
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:20am.
Loved "Singles". Was it totally underrated or did I just relate to it so well I never realized it was a crappy movie?
I watched it just recently, it is dated but still holds up. and of course there's the added bonus of Eddie Vedder Chris Cornell and Alice in Chains cameos ;)
RIP Epstein,
I'll never forget Epstein boxing on those Celebrity Boxing shows a few years ago, I think he was fighting that Dustin Diamond Dbag (not 100%) but MAN if there was ever a man who should NOT have been in a ring it was him. I felt so sorry for the dude (in between laughing my ass off at how much of a spaz he was) anyway needless to say he got the shit kicked out out him.
Welcome Back Kotter was another one of those great shows in spite of the fact it gave us the tour de force of acting that is Johnny Travolta
Loved "Singles". Was it totally underrated or did I just relate to it so well I never realized it was a crappy movie?
Anyway, Bridget "retired" after hooking up with composer Danny Elfman - Financially Set For Life!
Mike Patton...His work with Faith no more was great but his work with Mr Bungle was EPIC. Some of the most interesting music I've ever listen too, not for everyone by any means by epic shit just the same.
Bridget Fonda...whatever happened to her, I use to love this chick, solid actor for sure.
Mikhail Baryshnikov...he's ok I GUESS, you should see MY balançoire
James Cromwell....Great actor, too many films to tip you hat to.
Happy Bday sluts
Oh TexnDoc, I'd have said the same thing if I had been there with my kids.
Patton Oswalt can absolutely do no wrong. He's the anti-Mencia.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
"That'll do pig" best line evah! Used it on whorey ex
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Cupcakes to Patton, Rosamund, Tricky, Alan and James. That Frank Miller done lost his mind. But I never liked his stupid over stylized graphic novels no how.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:52am.
OT - Epstein from "Welcome Back Kotter" has died...and another little bit of my childhood with him... :(
The sads. I feel the exact same way Spoiled. I grew up on the Sweathogs and Mistah Kottah.
on topic: HB Spence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WLuHrjavYM
Hey whatever happened to Bridget Fonda? Loved her in Singles.
I love Rosamund Pike - so English, so gorgeous.
HB to Cuddlah #1 Patton!
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What kind of fuckery is this?