Monday, January 30th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 27th!
For those that don't believe that Angie sucks the life out of Brad Pitt, here is picture proof of her actually doing it. - Rocket
Runners-up:
Now with half the cancer risk. - RandéSleepover
To her relief, this is what her husband meant when he asked her to "share a fag" with him. - evil.little.f__k.
"Kevorkian said this would work, right? I have to ask..why am I the only one inhaling?" - Jintess
via Break.com
OMG...all are hilarious!!!!!! Congrats to the clever people.
All winners!!!! and especially the first one.
All my favorites won!! Congrats on some smoking winning captions.
Congrats to all for funny-ass captions! WTG Rocket, Rande Sleepover, evil.little.f_ck., and Jintess(my fave!)!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yay! :) Awesome Rocket evil & RSleeps
Actually I thought there were really funny headlines submitted.
<3 snowy. OurmissC I love the new avie! Hi WithinR
HAHAHA congrats to the winners! Very well done! :D
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Good job winners! WTG!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
all very funny captions, Congrats Rocket!xoxoox Jitness and all the winners!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Le nicotine je taime
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
♫ Ring around the oldies. Depends full of moldies. Ashes Ashes We all....wait what were we doing? ♫
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Tilda Swinton shares more than just her boyfriend.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
demi and rumer- sharing is caring!
Angelina and Brad learn the cost of sending six kids to college.
Teen Mom, the golden years
"You know, honey, this thing is just not giving us the kick it uses to back in the day. Do you think we should try something other than filtered L&Ms?
I don't always smoke...but when I do, it's Dos Ciggies.
I don't always smoke...but when I do, it's Dos Ciggies.
After her failed relationship with Sam Ronson, Lindsay Lohan finally found her soul mate.
"Our relationship works because we share everything".
It was only a matter of time before Nick Cage & Demi Moore got together.
Margaret and Henry might've shared alot of things over the years, but the crack pipe turned out to be their undoing when Henry bogarted Maragets' turn.
I am Legend....you are a genius!
Love, Mabel
God grows his own. And for Adam and Eve the first taste was free.
"Kevorkian said this would work, right? I have to ask..why am I the only one inhaling?"
Tootsie's therapist can't decide if his old-school drag queen patient's next stop should be the rehab clinic or chemo treatments
Tootsie's therapist can't decide if his old-school drag queen patient's next stop should be the rehab clinic or chemo treatments
Still targeting seniors, the latest Wii Remote has had mixed results.
Lucy in the flat with Desmond.
David Bowie doesn't share, so fuck off Richard Dreyfuss.
Sharing the Tobacco Pipe for Couples didn't have the effect their therapist said it would.
"Could you loosen your grip on my balls please?"
"If this is the way we have to share a cigarette, I guess it can be assumed that money shots are out of the question."
Regardless of how hard he tried, his sucking skills were weak in comparison.
Disney's "The Tramp and the Other Tramp."
After the housing market crash, real estate mogul John Vonstickupass, had a rough time splitting his last asset during the divorce
"You're a virgin who can't drive."
"Hog it and I'll kill you."
The couple that smokes together will fucking kill each other.
Submitted by WillDevil on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:11pm.
It's the first thing she's blown since Kennedy was president.
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Hahahaha!!
I thought Bowie gave up cigarettes when he got with Iman?
Sarah Palin SANS FARDS et AVEC CIGARETTE.
Bob remembers fondly the days when Daisy could suck the chrome off of a car bumper.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
A fag and a drag take a drag on a fag.
It's official. Smoking is no longer cool.
I really love Mr. and Mrs. Marlboro Man's holiday card this year.
It's the first thing she's blown since Kennedy was president.
Who says Lindsay Lohan's not lookin good?
aaand Demi's experimental phase continues.
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Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob/I want to feel in my throat
luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
This is just the Olsen Duo model, but we also have the Kardashian which has 3 tubes, the Jackson Five which looks like a star, and finally the Duggar which looks like a sunflower.
Love is..... sharing the last drag.
Nothing says Valentone's Day like Puff, puff, give- Damn u fuckin' up the rotation!!!
Robert deNiro did not expect it, but Adrianne Curry taught him a trick or two.
You're supposed to smoke crack, not the whole butt.