Demi Moore Is Basically A 15-Year-Old Skater Who Lives In Her Parent's Garage
So far (and according to the media), Demi Moore's medical file reads like that of a high school asshole whose idea of a good time is huffing from gas tanks before fingering his girlfriend in the bathroom of a Hardee's during his break. Because Demi apparently gets hungry for the sweet nectar, whip-its, Adderall AND Red Bull. TMZ is hearing that long before Demi whipped her way to a seizure, she ate Red Bull for breakfast, Red Bull for lunch and Red Bull for dinner. For 10 years, Demi has been obsessively riding the Red Bull daily, but some source says that in the past few weeks she's been replacing food with Red Bull. I think I speak for AssStain Kutcher and all of the Willis daughters when I say, MOM, you're embarrassing me!
Someone from Red Bull tells TMZ that Demi is so hard up for that nasty shit that they regularly deliver shipments to her home. A different source says that when Demi was partying it up with Tater Head recently, she kept booze out of her mouth, but kept her tongue in a Red Bull all night long.
Red Bull, really, Demi? RED? BULL? The period blood of an actual bull probably tastes better than Red Bull. You know when you're making out with some nasty drunk and he burps out a vomit-infused burp cloud into your mouth? That's what Red Bull tastes like. I wouldn't be giving Demi shit if TMZ says she was addicted to underground Four Loko, or if she was caught buying homemade PURPLE DRANK from Brit Brit's Cheetolings in the back room of their playhouse. But I just can't with her Red Bull addiction. What's next? We're going to see Demi on an episode of True Life: I'm Addicted to XBox360? I bet Demi's bedroom windows are covered in tinfoil and she uses Transformers bed sheets as curtains.
I'm sad that nobody told Demi that the adult way of handling a divorce from a total douchebag is to fuck the pain away. When you're down and out, let the teaches of Peaches guide you.
that's sad.... lol
i guess demi is trying to be the cool mum with her kids, partying and hanging around with them.
thats sooo sad LOL
I guess Dumi's kaballah bracelet didn't work. What a waste of time. Her mother was a garbage can too. You can take the bitch out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the bitch.
Funny...I drink RedBull everyday 2...should I get treatment now?
Grow up, old woman!!! you're middle-aged ...put the RedBull, whip-its, twitter account and pimplefaced teenaged boys down and face it with some dignity ferchrissakes!!!
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i love this
doesn't this pathetic creature realize she's eligible to join AARP on her upcoming birthday?!? in just 5 short years she'll be eligible for the Senior Discount at most tacky restaurants nationwide (and she seems to gravitate toward tacky).
Grow up, old woman!!! you're middle-aged ...put the RedBull, whip-its, twitter account and pimplefaced teenaged boys down and face it with some dignity ferchrissakes!!!
Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:25pm.
Well, shitty or not, at least it sounds interesting! And the homeless people are quite polite.
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:11pm.
Hi! just saw this post of yours. I do love L.A.
I complain about it, as I would anywhere else. I am a Jewish woman, there is always something to complain about! heehee
But I live here by choice- it was 80 degrees today! I am sure my family would love it if I moved back to NY.
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The best "Fuck Your Pain Away" video EVER!!!!!
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Submitted by not shocked on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:14pm.
She's on the Daphne Guinness regime of 12 Red Bulls, 3 Ensures and Espresso instead of that god awful fresh water that causes stomach bloat and drugs. The Guinness family occasionally forces Daphne to retreat and take electrolytes and TPN (greasy soybean oil and whey nutrition given to people who can no longer eat by mouth or digest) via nasopharyngeal tube with the help of a private infusion nurse.
http://gawker.com/5842630/ridiculous-fashionista-ill-eat-when-im-dead
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2039244/Ill-eat-Im-dead-How-ha...
What's so bad about getting older, growing up and letting your ass get wider?
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When the dying are on the way out these drinkiepoos are a godsend trust I know this.
But are these whores like Demi of Daphne dying AT PRESENT?
NO! but Iamma bethca they would rather be dead than live their meaningless lives. Everyone who beieves ppl with $#$$$$###$$ have happiness have been JACKING OFF TO THE WRONG ASS JACKASS!
If you have the fucking DO RE MI get giving it where it belongs and everything be alright everywhere much sooner. Stop wasting shit.
no selfish bithches allowed in the future, talking to you assholes everywhere
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
She's on the Daphne Guinness regime of 12 Red Bulls, 3 Ensures and Espresso instead of that god awful fresh water that causes stomach bloat and drugs. The Guinness family occasionally forces Daphne to retreat and take electrolytes and TPN (greasy soybean oil and whey nutrition given to people who can no longer eat by mouth or digest) via nasopharyngeal tube with the help of a private infusion nurse.
http://gawker.com/5842630/ridiculous-fashionista-ill-eat-when-im-dead
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2039244/Ill-eat-Im-dead-How-ha...
What's so bad about getting older, growing up and letting your ass get wider?
Brownie points for the Peaches reference.
I totally love Demi and hope she returns to her former fabulousness very soon.
ummm....sorry I am tipsy (thank God), my thought died of loneliness, but what I was thinking is that Demi does what a ton of women including me do at this unfortunate age (we are the same age)..so I can understand.
I went on a trip to Europe in college and had Red bull and it jacked me up so much I dind't sleep for 2 days.. I heard a rumor the shit over there has bull hormones in it or something. Probavly a lie. But that would explain Demi's man arms.
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SFRB my soul mate!
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SFRB - I don't know if we are OLD friends (we might be?)- but we MUST be new ones!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE your avie... one of the best on the Big D.
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(love your L.A. stories too.. see now... that sounds like a blast. thanks for the flipside!!)
5 Hour Energy is awesome! :D
Demi needs to fire her PR people immediately.
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causes seizures
Deb, I tried a 5 Hour Energy drink my sister gave me with the instruction to take 1/2, then the other half a while later. I felt awake, but not even remotely jazzed/hyper. I found it to be no big deal. My sister has never had any ill effects either.
It takes a lot of crazy to make Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller seem like Kenneth and Gloria Copeland in comparison, but the Kutcher-Moores have accomplished this difficult feat.
Paradoxical bunny, are you an old friend of mine?
Anyway, Los Angeles really isn't that bad. I love it here. I'm a short, chubby, long-haired Messican lady, and as long as I don't apply for any cock-sucking or pole-dancing jobs, or walk into a store without a clearance sign on the rack, I think I'm treated pretty decently in general.
Please don't be fooled - only in a few parts of town are there a cuntfull of perfect plastic people and very few normal-looking people.
Yesterday they had a Justin Bieber performance on Hollywoood Blvd., and then Michael Jackson's spawn put his gloves and shoes in the cement at Grauman's. Then there was a cirque de soliel performance, three people dressed up as Batman wanting to take a photo with you for a dollar, a homeless man holding up a cardobard sign that said, "Go Fuck Yourself," and I saw a tranny singing and dancing to a Milli Vanilli song...
hmm...
Maybe you're right about L.A. being shitty.
HOWEVER - the "Go Fuck Yourself" guy folded up his sign when we passed by him w/our 8 year old, who, despite going to California's public schools, can read the sign.
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PSL - you seem to handle L.A. relatively well and keep your head on straight... kudos to you! I love to go to L.A.... but also am glad I don't live there. You do seem to enjoy it.
I will never try Red Bull on account of a friend once burped RB reeking breath near me. I could almost see the sugar crystals in the red cloud. It's like sherbet syrup ewwwww.
And it (sugar and water) probably costs more per fluid ounce than gasolene. When you consider the massive industry it takes to mine and refine crude oil, flavoured water is the biggest rip off on the planet. The profits must be enormous.
Oh, almost forgot, Demi Moore is a silly dipshit. She should be drinking Horlicks at her age.
SFRB - thanks for that Pink+V suggestion! Gonna give that one a swirl. (and I totally agree about the lack of a creative name for RB+V. It's so dumb.. there are universally used names out there for umpteen-billion drink combos under the sun... except THAT one!)
I was impressed too when she brought them up in Idaho. But all 3 turned out to be obnoxious, ugly famewhores anyway.
Scout and Lula went to HS here in L.A. Lula is still in HS. And she is a bitch, from what I hear from the kids I know.
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LA CHAYLO! there have been three or four hot bitches on the D I've missed since I have most of you on FB as friends - you're one of them!
I hope you're doing well! :-)
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Hey Deb.. agreed... and I thought the same thing too at the time about them raising their kids in Idaho. Then look how all them hangin' in LA turned out. I love me some Cali, but man, I am glad I didn't have to grow up with all that. You can't ever be good, fit, hot, badass, rich, successful, smart or talented enough there. Plastic city, with twisted, superficial values. Sorry LA... don't mean to offend.. but you can't ever feel like you are winning in that environment. And God help you raising your kids there. Then try getting old and feeling great about yourself. Shit.. I'd be a granny snortin' bath salts too.
(URMOMMA - the pink rockstar drinks ARE GOOD! They are like those strawberry Tab drinks or the Go Girls! Sooo good w/vodka - my 2nd favorite drink next to Vodka and SF Red Bull. Why the FUCK isn't there a clever name for that drink yet?)
SFRB, you saucy minx, how've you been?
Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:07pm.
Joto is Spanish for Gay.
Gay is English for Joto.
Jotos are great.
I love Jotos very much.
They take my breath away.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
For the past few years I've been saying that one day it will be brought to the attention of all that Red Bull is no good for your health. I predict a lot of kidney failure due to Red Bull and all those drinks like it.
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Submitted by anna hannah on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:27pm.
Actually Demi is the all around douchebag in all this, Asshole Ashton is only acting his age which hysterically makes him the more mature one.
^This. You know you need an intervention when Ashton Kutcher looks like a mature adult compared to you.
Redbull is fucking disgusting and does nothing to keep me awake. I am not 10 and half a can of sugar plus other shit does not make me wake up. I used to drink this Redline stuff that was so awesome and kept me awake all day and night shaking and bouncing off the walls but go figure, the government banned it. It was probably liquid meth in a bottle.
What a douchebag this woman is. You don't have to act like an old matron at 49 but you shouldn't dress and behave (chugging Red Bull, inhaling NO2) like you're 18. So many Hollywood celebs are teenagers trapped in adult bodies.
SFRB!
The hottest Mamasita on planet Dlisted!
Your Hello Kitty cracked out on SFRB is fucking adorable.
Adderall + Red Bull = finals week in college. Bitch is too old for that shit.
Actually Demi is the all around douchebag in all this, Asshole Ashton is only acting his age which hysterically makes him the more mature one.
IDK about redbull and Demi, but SFRB will always have a spot in my heart.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
She has become her mother.
A joke.
Every bar, nightclub, or talk show with a live band will now play
Whip It when she walks in the room.
People will shout it at her on the street. "Crack that whip!" etc.
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:35pm.
Thanks for telling your 5 Hr story. That sucks! You raise some excellent points about Demi's background. Things can "pile up" on a person. I can totally empathize. She seems to have an addictive personality in general. Maybe love was one of them, and the break-up with Asshole made things even worse.
It's a shame, because she did build herself an impressive career from nothing. I was impressed years ago when she chose to raise her girls in Idaho, far from Hollywood's glare. It's sad to see her making a joke of herself.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That picture is classic. And, Hollywood is nuts and she got on the party train a long time ago. It doesn't surprise me that she struggles with addiction, still. I just hope she gets better for herself and her girls.
Sugar Freeee!!!! HI! xoxoxoxoxo
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:35pm.
no, i feel the same way. all i see here is someone very sad and desperate.
i love the taste of red bull. i just don't drink it because it's not good for me. but that taste...mmmm...
Every morning since this happened, the Today show makes me smirk becuase I've heard more than they're saying. They report ONLY that she had a dinner party, guests thought Demi behaved in a "hyper" manner and left several times for 10 minutes or so, party over, one guest left, Demi goes into siezed up, and went to hospital.
Today show is made of LIARS by omission!
LOL @ SFRB's avie :-D
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:37pm.
SFRB - *waves*
HAI!
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Yes, do more than wave and please approve SFRB's (SugarFreeRedBull) account! Many of us miss SFRB's humour (she still provided one of the best zingers; Ziggy Stardust liked it so much, she uses it still as her siggie).
The exact day I decide no more Red Bull this thread shows itself. Muah love dlisters! Recommended to substitute Oat Straw, tincture or tea. Oats support adrenal glands. Hellabore gonna miss those wings!
Chuck Norris selling his urine as a canned beverage has to stop!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
bath salts = synthetic meth. Head shops. legal, except in Nevada.
heard the 911 audio. Demi was smoking BATH SALTS.
Joto is Spanish for Gay.
Gay is English for Joto.
Jotos are great.
I love Jotos very much.
They take my breath away.
I feel very badly for DM's daughters; her behavior will likely affect them for the rest of their lives.
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