Gerard Butler Burns Brandi Glanville
Brandi Glanville is known as everything from Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife to the trick who called Kim Richards a meth whore on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to LeAnn Rimes' body snatching victim, but to Gerard Butler she's known as "WHO?!" And that burns more than the sores that will rise from your genitals a day after wet humping on Gerard.
Brandi recently bragged to Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live that she spent an entire week diving down into Gerry's greasy crotch bush and she rated his sex skills an 11 out of 10. While Gerry was walking around L.A. yesterday, TMZ asked him about what Brandi said and he rated her a solid ?. Gerry broke a ho down when he said, "Who's Brandi Glanville?"
Don't you hate it when that happens? It's worse when you run into one of your one nighters at a bar or a party and they seriously ask you if you've met before. You crack your glass with your teeth to keep yourself from telling him that it would probably jog his memory if he stuck his nuts in your mouth. I mean, can't a slut get some respect? Anyway....
Brandi is sticking by her story and told Rumor Fix that Gerry even called her up to tell her that he pretended like he doesn't know her, because he's such a private person.
“He called me last night and told me he said it. He is upset because he is a private person. I don’t lie so I don’t really care.”
This is what Brandi gets for violating the ho code by naming names. Besides, I don't know why she's admitting that she screwed on Gerard Butler. That will only get your name on a list at the Health Department and it doesn't earn you some kind of special slut badge since everybody has screwed on that man whore. If you walked into any bar right now and asked every ho in there to raise their hand if they have ever taken a ride on Gerry's grease stick, you'd see a sea of armpits.
Then again, there's a chance that Brandi never rubbed her nipples on Gerry. Maybe she got her Butlers mixed up and she really fucked Brett Butler.
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Don't like him at all. He gets that white stuff around his mouth and it is simply dry-mouth grossness in addition to that stupid face he makes all the time.
Whatever - I would so not do him.
Glanville's body is just ridiculous but the bulimic bloat gives her away.
Got my Gerard Butler fix and learned he is actually Irish though born Scotland, is a lawyer who takes care of his mom. Like him even more now. Hope he gets some good roles. Who he fucks ain't nobody's biz. SEX IS PRIVATE PPL!!!!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
I like him. I think he is very attractive and I think that he is truly looking for the love of his life but got caught up in all of the Hollywood crazy where it seems like you gotta do everyone before you can make up your mind.
If I were a little younger, I would love to take care of him and sooth his fevered brow. Oh yeah, if I wasn't married either.
Bragging about being used by someone. So hot.
You know..I just do NOT get how bitches find this guy attractive. I don't care how big is dick is or whatever. He looks too much like that late 30's best friends uncle that buys you beer and hangs around at your parties waiting for Boone's Farm to kick in enough that you let him touch your boobs. And it always does. But yeah.. Matthew Mcconaughey kinda gives off that vibe too.
I wonder if he really is "that good".
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I'm sure it's been said, but it's downright eerie how much LeAnn has copied this other dumb whore's look.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 9:40am.
i fucking love your comment!
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“He called me last night and told me he said it. He is upset because he is a private person. I don’t lie so I don’t really care.”
oh please fuck off! you're pushing forty, not sixteen! it's a shame she has children - imagine having such an insecure desperate mess for a mother.
This is proof that Michael K completely understands his readers:
"It's worse when you run into one of your one nighters at a bar or a party and they seriously ask you if you've met before. You crack your glass with your teeth to keep yourself from telling him that it would probably jog his memory if he stuck his nuts in your mouth. I mean, can't a slut get some respect?"
Amen, sister.
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Why the FUCK would anyone want to bang Butler ?!?!??!?!?!
I fucking love you Mr. K !!!
Many people like this guy but I find less attractive after he lost weight. Beefy was better IF I had to choose. He must have some hot moves to get so many chicks. I'd *boink* ASSbender & Owen and countless others before him. haha
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He's not the only one; I have no idea who she is either!
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 9:01am.
You know Kiki, he DID mention that this morning, over breakfast.
Too many people in Hollywood like to kiss & tell. Stupid bitch gets interviewed by a magazine (why? she's just an ex-wife; she's not talented, she's like kim whoretrashian) and starts talking about some dude she fucked. If she had one ounce of class, she wouldn't go there. However, being a mentally diseased attention whore (the hollywood disease), she just has to tell everyone everything about herself. She deserves the diss...
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That slut! Rufus said he'd never stray!
My MOM is hotter than LeAnne
Shes still hotter than Leanne-
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Beyonce obviously Jessica Simpson-ized 1 of her pics by running it thru the FatBooth app, then she Photoshopped it over the background of a Vancouver department store and leaked it herself! *CLOWNED!*
Well, I never thought it would happen to me, but, I was actually the middle to a Clive Owen/Rufus Sewell sandwich. I hesitate to give details, because I am such a private person, as are they, and as gentleman they would deny ever knowing me, so as to not besmirch my character. Let me just say that we made quite a sweaty, passionate triangle. Isocoles, perhaps. Maybe even a tetrahedone, I don't know. Too much champagne... anyway, I've said too much already!!!!
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Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 5:56am.
How about calling HIM a male whore?
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We ALL rag on him for his disgusting, whorey ways.
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I believe huh...she's one of those people that are too stupid and airheaded. Therefore lacking the ability to properly lie. plus she has no tact or filter. And Brandi Maybe 4-5 years ago hun...but nothing to be proud of now.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 11:15pm.
THAT SCOUNDREL! I even helped him perfect his accent for 'The Town'!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 5:56am.
How about calling HIM a male whore? Why must women only get that tag?
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Oh believe me, it's no secret that Gerrard's a big 'ole whore; but it takes an even bigger ho to flap her big mouth to the press about it TWICE.
I like Brandi only because her mere existence makes LeAnn Rimes miserable.
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Douchechill!
I see sexier people (of both sexes) at the local watering hole whenever I happen to wander in.
Not sure why either one of these people are famous.
If it's for their looks, Hollywood needs a flood. Time to start over.
Glandi's bikini looks like it was drawn on in MS Paint. Tee hee hee.
IMK, you are right about the kind of woman Glandi is. Totally that type. Like, "Yeah, I could have your man, but I'mm'a let you keep him. He's small fry."
Yesterday was like reunion day! Becky, jim, SFRB, and some other horz I haven't seen in a while here. Hurray! You horz think you can disappear and we forget, but we DON'T. That goes for you, too, Irish.
gerard does nothing for me.
they painted on the abs and all that shit for the movie 300, its fake advertising. like seeing a guy with big ding dongs hanging from his pants only to find out, he stuff a sock in it.
How about calling HIM a male whore? Why must women only get that tag? If you find a man like him attractive after finding out info like this than heaven help you. The same goes for George Clooney (loves em and leaves em) and most of Hollywood unfortunately.
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My chai latte got spewed over my desk reading this.
Thanks MK for kicking off my weekend on a high note!
Who's Gerard Butler?!!!
I tried liking her but she kinda seems like an attention whore on RHBH. She's the type of girl who tries her damnedest to show you up in front of your husband. I have a cousin like that and she fucks all of her friends and relatives (including her husbands) friends or boyfriends. If you have it, flaunt it, okay but don't go out of your fucking way to overdo the women around you.
Brandi shouldn't kiss and tell and Gerard should do the honorable thing now that she did let the cat out of the bag.
{{{Becky}}}. So nice to see that little fairy minx of yours again!
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TMZ lost a golden humiliate a WHO?! opportunity when it neglected to ask Gerry, after his Brandi amnesia response, if he was familiar with the country singer LeAnn Rimes.
I believe her 100%. She's to much of an airhead to lie. And it's to random.
wtf with the obsession over this average-joe? as bette davis'd say "(he's) a dum-p".
i believe her version and that he just wants to maintain his public-relations status-sphere.
in hollywood social climbing, he's two+ steps up, but in regular-life, he's 20 steps below her.
he remembers her. nice try.
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 10:49pm.
WELL I NEVER!
Jeremy just called. He says he KNOWS I talked, and tomorrow he will deny knowing me, because he is super private and is terribly hurt I shared the story of our passion (did you hear that Kiki- PASSION!) because sex is very meaningful to him and should not be shared outside of our bedroom. YES, I am moving in when he returns to the U.S, so hence "our" bedroom.
Kiki, he also denies knowing you, just so you know!
Good night my fwend. I am getting sleepy!
Sweet Dreams!
So, she mentions the tryst, he denies it for privacy, and then she goes ahead & tells everyone, about his call explaining why he didn't want to talk about it?
Brandi, for why? *not publicity*
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Oh, Gerry! LOL
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
“Please don't go. We'll eat you up. We love you so.”
― Maurice Sendak, WtWTA
Generation: Where do I click?
I was just about to give the sessy little details of my secret lovah Ryan Gosling, when I look up and there he is at about 11 years old on Goosebumps. Damn Hub TV for ruining my fantasy...um absolutely true account of shit that happened FOR REALS ya'll. What can I say, the Baby Goose and I are connected and shit..with our naughty parts amiright? Sorry I'm going now...
"I had a week of passion with my pocket boyfriend, Jeremy Renner.That was why I was M.I.A several weeks ago. Jeremy WILL deny it, as he is a very private person, but I don't care, I want the world to know how great he is at cunilingus."
Evil, I'm really offended that you took the story that I told you in TOTAL confidence and are now trying to pass it off as your own. How DARE you?!
In all seriousness, I actually believe her. I think he's banged so many nameless, faceless chicks that he legitimately cannot remember her.
"Oh hell, Agirl, if he's only been with you and Kikichanelconspiracy, I can deal, but other ho's need to step away!"
*dabs eyes* I feel so honored to be personally name-checked. It's better than a hip-hop shout-out.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
He's bi, so he probably only boned her to try to wipe the taste of man outta his mouth.
In January, the Enquirer reported that Brandi boned Demi Moore. Ho sure gets around (supposedly)!
That was really cold of Butler to do that. She already told the world, he should have just owned it.
I don't think she was bragging about Bulter. Andy asked and she answered, end of story.
She is not boated in any shape or form so it's kind of fucked up to write that. She is emaciated.
After what she's been through with Squinty, and Eddie, I don't think she needs other assholes trashing her.
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Brandi. suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Leann is laughing today.
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Baby please, please don't take your love from me
I am yours for evermore, til eternity
Silently, listen to the words I say
I'm not talking just for play, listen to me please
Brandi has alien-baby belly (or bulimic bloat, take your pick).
I'm waiting for Sigourney Weaver to burst out of her belly as a combination of Avatar-'d' and Alien (and for the hell of it, let's throw "JAWS" in there somewhere).
Please, Hollywood, make this happen, you cock suckin' pointless nipple dippers.
Submitted by InsertNameHere on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 9:29pm.
I'm getting married in Vegas later this year
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Congrats! Don't let this idiot ruin your plans!
I have to go. Jeremy(Renner) is flying me to Manila this weekend(he's filming there) for SEX.
He will also deny this trip and the sex, but like Brandi, and Louise, I am not a liar mouf!
The He-Whore denies the She-whore. No one fucks a tattletale...she better be super good in bed or no one will be fking her anymore.
Every hoe knows you don't name drop! Unless your Kat Stacks or Superhead lol
But seriously who da fuck are you?
I'm getting married in Vegas later this year and I wanted to cancel after reading about that dumb bitch's "marriage" there. Ugh.
I didn't even know who she was until the escandaloso shit about LeAnn and Eddie boning showed up here.
and I must say, I am consistently cracking up at MK's tags. "HAHA On You" literally gave me a giggle fit.
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"In olden times we would've thrown people like that off of a cliff, and called it a day."
You mean the kind of guy who during a kiss keeps his eyes open? *creeped out as well*
GG, he has stary eyes.
*shudders*
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