Houston Will Finally Get The Beyonce Monument They've Been Begging For
Not to be outdone by the monument to Basement Baby made by basement mice using moth balls, shredded cardboard and stuffed animal stuffing, a company called Armdeonce Ventures (aka Mama Tina's cousins) is looking for donations to build an homage to the greatest thing that has happened to Houston since the Beer Can House.
Never mind that Syracuse already has erected a mighty Beyonce monument, why donate to such worthy causes as homelessness, hongray children, abused animals and Basement Baby's "Get Out of the Basement" fund when you can donate to a useless piece of shit cause like building a tribute to Blue Ivy's mother. Every Houstonian who doesn't have the last name Knowles is making the same face Beyonce is making in the picture above over this fucked up news.
Marcus Mitchell and Steve White of Armdeonce Ventures tell MyFox Houston that city has already approved their plans and now they're just trying to scrape up the money so they can build their Beyonce monument by the end of this year. This is what Marcus said when explaining his plans and I'm just going to go ahead and assume this ho has been sniffing a whole lot of wig glue lately.
“Our biggest thing is a lot of people get honored when they die, so our goal is to why not honor people why they're still here? We felt as though it’s her time to be honored. We wanted to construct, like, a massive hall so as the doors open, if you donated to the monument, you'll have a separate nameplate. There will be clips of Beyonce with Destiny’s Child and wardrobe like a mini museum. We’ve gotten support from the city of Houston, from the mayor. We’re waiting for a very nice letter from the mayor right now.”
On a positive note, Houston's Beyonce monument will be the final signal the rapture will need to eat the earth from the outside in.
If Marcus and Steve really want to honor Beyonce, they should "borrow" an obscure monument from a European country and slap her name on it. That is the ultimate tribute.
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So, will Armdeonce Ventures be building this thing themselves, or will they be...
...subcontracting?
For every 1 million people in the Houston Area Beyonce has about 20 hardcore stans. Everybody else, including her many family members in and around Houston can't stand her. People talk and everybody knows what a selfish bitch she is. That's why her ole stank ass left Houston. She didn't get special treatment anymore once she screwed over enough people.
I am completely amused by those people who talk shit about an entire state based on rumors or prejudice. It's like hating a whole race because one black person did you wrong. Ignorant. Don't assume you know everything about a place because you see a few celebrities on TV. Not everyone fits your idea of what goes on here.
Beyonce needs to fall into a well 3000 feet down never to return. We're sick of her.
"We felt as though it’s her time to be honored."
yes. because she clearly doesn't think enough of herself as it is. they should ask her for the money.
Beyonce makes forgettable crap.
Submitted by PrettyPoison on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 7:51am.
..."When I returned in 2006, I saw the gigantic Destiny's Child mural in downtown (Montrose)."
What mural? There isn't one. And Montrose is 5 miles away from Downtown. Nobody in Houston gives enough of a shit about Destiny's Child or Beyonce to do that.
The only thing I can fathom that you're talking about is Soundwaves (CD & Vinyl Store) on Montrose that has an artist paint CD Cover Graphics on the side of their building for about 3 weeks until new CDs are released. And since DChild wasn't even hot in 2006, I'm still wondering what you're talking about.
The museum sounds like a POD's storage container.
LOL@Urmomma and Gardening Girl.
...."There will be clips of Beyonce with Destiny’s Child and wardrobe like a mini museum."...sound super exciting.*snickers*
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LOL, shouldn't you be trolling TMZ? You ass kisser.
That's funny because all everyone I know in Houston who has had contact with Beyonce (from her HSPVA teachers to the employees at Sugar Hill Studios) talk about what a raging cunt she was.
One of the definitions of "not end well" in the dictionary of truth is: "crackhead leading a crackhead to Mexico..." MK--8/20/11
I didn't bother reading the story because I can't stand the amount of press this idiot gets.
WTF has she done that is sooooooooo remarkable that merits some sort of statue needing to be erected (Hee hee, erected!) in her honor. Is that really the best that Houston can come up with?
I moved from my hometown of Houston in 2000.Back then the only love she got was a non-sympathetic mention here and there whenever Destiny's Child had a fuck-up while struggling...(i.e. a radio news blurb about someone stealing their luggage before a gig they had in New York promoting their first album.)
When I returned in 2006, I saw the gigantic Destiny's Child mural in downtown (Montrose). Oh Gawd. Now a goddamned monument proposal, shit is serious. I guess pretty much like everyone who has lived there and escaped, B don't care about Houston. She is a New Yorker now. Make a damn "Home of" sign and leave the monuments until after she dies, FFS.
yeah I'm sure. LOL
Beyonce's skin was perfection! no blemishes no flaws. As Rosie stated... when God created Beyonce.. He said GO! and viola! perfection.
Very tiny, to my surprise... even with stilettos. A walking dream. yes ma'am!
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Beyonce obviously Jessica Simpson-ized 1 of her pics by running it thru the FatBooth app, then she Photoshopped it over the background of a Vancouver department store and leaked it herself! *CLOWNED!*
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 5:39pm.
Oh and was Bitchyawnce pregnant in that above photo? Because that is about as big as she got through her whole so-called pregnancy.
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ahaha. i wouldn't doubt it.. but seriously i think this picture shows her the thinnest she has been since the time when destiny child first came out and she had a little backend...
i've seen her in real life a few years back and i don't know who photoshops her but they must mak big $ because she was very average in all aspects..
For all her lovely lovely fans here:
http://news.rutgers.edu/focus/issue.2012-01-03.4307075525/article.2012-0...
Isn't it just delicious there's a course at Rutgers (The State Law School) dedicated to BEYONCE? oooh yes... delicious indeed. *twirls around room as I make my exit*
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Beyonce obviously Jessica Simpson-ized 1 of her pics by running it thru the FatBooth app, then she Photoshopped it over the background of a Vancouver department store and leaked it herself! *CLOWNED!*
And here we were sitting around trying to raise money for some monumental reason for her next birthday (the beyhive as a collective could not agree). Now we got somewhere to send all that moniez! :-D yayyyy
and look at pregnant Bey KILLIN' it at Glastonbury! Bitch betta werk!
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Beyonce obviously Jessica Simpson-ized 1 of her pics by running it thru the FatBooth app, then she Photoshopped it over the background of a Vancouver department store and leaked it herself! *CLOWNED!*
The only good thing about this is, if it is true, I get to rag on my tight-ass rich bitchy in-laws, who always act like Houston is God's gift to the universe! In other words, they will be mortified and THAT is almost worth knowing that Bouncy-ass has her own statue, HAH
I hope nobody attends and they go bankrupt for being so stupid!
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Who gives a fuck? It's just going to be like the House of Derriere near Midtown ... abandoned looking, except for a stray cat outside every once in a while.
Fuck me, seriously?! This is so fucking stupid, no one that I know around here cares about this useless cunt.
*looks around suspiciously*
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This is interesting. My dogs can build them a Beyonce monument for free.
She looks like she's sitting down to go to the bathroom.
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Oh and was Bitchyawnce pregnant in that above photo? Because that is about as big as she got through her whole so-called pregnancy.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
What.The.Fuck?
Beyonce is not THAT good. This is stupid.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
I hope someone tapes a pillow on the monument everyday.. :)
Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:16pm.
OMG, can we get a monument of her in the pillow pregnancy stage? She basically just birthed the new Messiah and for an asshole sculptor to not recreate her amazing pillow pregnant bod is offensive.
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My thing that totally sent me over the edge, dying from laughter, was when JayZ came out and said she had the bebe AU NATURAL. Well DUH! How could she fake a C section scar when they had a surrogate!!!!
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They're from Montrose I'm sure. Them bitches be OBSESSED with Stealyonce. Nobody else cares about this ho.
Daniel Edwards needs to do this. He did the Oprah Sarcophagus, he did Britney birthin', he did Paris and her cooch. Beyake he's coming for you!
I'm going to be in Houston tomorrow by the time Happy Hour rolls around and shall conduct a full and thourough investigation. Marcus and Steve, you got some 'splainin' to do.
*dials the Nit-meister*
@ topanga
There's a video on YouTube where beyonce talks about meeting Selena before either were real famous in the mall or something like that. Your comment made me think of that
Well you know if she died today they would do it so might as well do it now. The money could definitely be put to better use though. If I was Beyonce I'd decline it and ask them to do something charitable with that money.
i live in houston and i want a monument to renee zellweger
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
BeyBey monument! ROFLMAO!
Maybe now other places will smarten up and dedicate more monuments to her! Get on that pronto! Outstanding accomplished performers deserve more recognition! [tongue firmly in cheek, LOL maybe she's done a lot of charity work, honestly don't know. I can think of many more deserving but that's beside the point] ;P
True, there are all sorts of crazy monuments to all kinds of people, so hmm.
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OMG, can we get a monument of her in the pillow pregnancy stage? She basically just birthed the new Messiah and for an asshole sculptor to not recreate her amazing pillow pregnant bod is offensive.
Google 'Armdeonce Ventures.' What's that I smell? Could it be a steaming pile of freshly evacuated BS with an overlay of PR gobblygook.
Where's Nitty? She's *the* authority on Houston. *dialing Nitty*
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Boredslore, I love that song, too.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:40pm.
SOLANGE!!!
http://www.garancedore.fr/en/2012/01/25/solange/
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Granted: I am OLD but, also, a late in life mom so sorry if this makes me *weird*(er).
Anyone else see Solange perform on Yo Gabba Gabba? That *Momma Loves Baby* song is soooo purdeee!!!!
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DP me in the FUCKING ASS, Dlisted!!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I am sure, the Houston homeless will appreciate this eating their meager meal from the Soup-kitchen and lighting a fire in a trashcan, cause they have no place to stay at a cold night. The best place to do so would be at the steps of a Beyonce statue. Houston has the FUCKING NERVE to ask for money for shit like that, while people go without the basics EVERY DAY there? Those fuckers should be ashamed of themselves.
Oh, and FUCK Beyonce, while we`re at it.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Oh god as it is we have the dereon store with 3 huge pics of the D.C. I dont think we need more.Then again our lesbian mayor is singing all the single ladies in her unitard.
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
THEY PLAY HER SHIT AT MY GYM AND IT IS COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT! EVER FUCKING SONG IS THE SAME AND FUCKING NOISE!
Beyonce is alright. She annoys me, but I like a couple of her songs. In my mind, she's pretty much one step above Rihanna, which makes her completely undeserving of ANY monument.
"...why they're still here." SMH.
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Douchechill!
Fuck Beyonce. I still love Halo but any bitch like Katy Perry or Rihanna could have done it.
This is the decade of fucking mediocrity.
how does Oprah have an ego? because she actively puts her time, money and energy into combating such atrocities as child porn, domestic violence and child hunger?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
She's got more money than God, and they're trying to get donations for this? In this economy???? Pfft. Tacky.
If I was her, I would have either put the brakes on this or coughed up the cash myself as soon as I heard about it.
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Hahahahahhaha! I might have to travel to Houston just to deface that shit.
Her ego is second only to Oprah's. Jesus Christ. She's second only to the Kardashians in ways of keeping people talking about her.
this isn't so bad. most cities have monuments to high school quarter backs who scored a touch down once, why not give a monument to someone who is internationally known and mentions the city name in almost every song ....
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
“Our biggest thing is a lot of people get honored when they die, so our goal is to why not honor people why they're still here?"
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I weep for the English language. Tell me the "why they're still here" is a typo. Please.
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Charles Manson
Are you fucking kidding me? A POP STAR fucking monument? FFS!!!
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SOLANGE!!!
http://www.garancedore.fr/en/2012/01/25/solange/