Rumer Was With Demi The Night She Got Messed Up On The Wrong Shit
By now you've probably already heard and made a remix of Demi Moore's 911 call, and so I'm sure you've heard the part where the caller says that she had a seizure after smoking some nasty incense-like shit that wasn't marijuana. But in the call, the caller also asks someone named "Ru" what the name at the gate is so they can buzz in the paramedics. Yeah, I know your thought bubble is filled with the image of RuPaul pulling Demi away from the claw of the Grim Reaper by stabbing her in the heart with a syringe full of life juice (aka adrenaline) Pulp Fiction-style. But the Ru they're talking about is Demi's daughter Rumer aka Tater Head.
So basically, Demi was probably doing whip-it hits and smoking some fraudulent weed with her daughter. In a T.G.I. Friday's bathroom somewhere on Long Island, White Oprah just lifted her head up from off the toilet and reminisced about the first time her precious angel dialed 911 after she ODed on NyQuil, dog sedatives and nail polish remover. White Oprah made a mental note to invite Demi and Rumer over for a mother/daughter play date.
And as for that wannabe good shit Demi was smoking on, we all figured it was Miley's choice of fake herb Salvia, but Radar thinks it's something called K2 Spice. Just like Salvia, K2 is fake weed and some expert type says that it's known to cause body freak outs, “These synthetic cannabinoids have been associated with impaired driving incidents, attempted suicides, and emergency department visits, and have been linked to such adverse effects as increased anxiety, panic attacks, heart palpitations, respiratory complications, aggression, mood swings, altered perception, and paranoia.”
Of course Demi's body busted into a seizure after smoking that gross shit. Our bodies are our temples and wouldn't you lose it, throw shit and cause a scene if somebody brought fake weed to your temple? Nothing gets you an F in life choice making like smoking fake weed and inhaling whip-its with your daughter, because you're sad that you're no longer fucking on Kelso.
And yes, I know that picture looks like a still from a deleted scene in Toy Story where Mr. Potato Head and Madame get fucked up on coke cut with silica gel. Jaws be grinding.
I read reviews of K2 a few months ago. It's sold at gas stations as incense to avoid health regulations but everyone knows it's "fraudulent weed." The thing is, it costs about the same or more than really good weed. People buy it because they can't get weed, not because it's a cheap high, and it tastes chemical and nasty. It's like those drugs they call bath salts. Horrible crap for people that are so sick to get high and don't know anyone to buy it from.
But Demi Moore could have plantations in Hawaii if she wanted to get high. She could call Snoop Dogg. So what is going on? I don't understand this. I'm not making fun of her because she's got some issues. I just don't understand. Why didn't Rumer just call somebody?
About her getting high with Rumer present, if that is what happened, I don't think it's wrong to get high with your adult children any more than it is to serve alcohol at Thankdgiving. But the sorts of drugs she is doing...
I can look at that two ways. One is that she thinks it's "fun" to smoke some bullshit that she heard trailer park kids (aka her next old man) are doing. But really it reeks of desperation to get high because that is the only time you would ever ever do those things, and I don't want to get high that bad ever. Doing drugs of desperation with your kids is really bad. You really need to do that shiz with someone under the bridge or alone.
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I am so happy Ashton got away from this narcissist. I'm sure his parents are over the moon about it. He should be with someone his own age. Not with Bruce Willis' baby momma.
@ randé, thanks for the pic, awesome. Loves me some 80's natural sexiness.
The shenanigans she's up to at the moment I can't grasp but how awful it must be for her daughters, I wish some posters here would quit their spiteful remarks on the looks of her chirren, seeing your mum in such a state is devastating. And the girls seem to be quite stable, so what if "tater head" (with a moniker like this it's a testament to her upbringing she's still alive) shares the red carpet on some occasion, dragging on about her face is such a cheap shot, I for one prefer her to the "supermodel" spawn as in several Jaggers, LeBons, Collins's and so forth.
I hope Brucie will provide the stability for the kids.
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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 9:47am.
Demi has EVERYTHING:
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except a plan, diginity,common sense, and good taste.
She truly is out of control, and leaning a bit much on her young daughter for support.
The simple fact of her partying, and grinding on some dude - no matter his age - in front of her daughter, AND HER FRIENDS, is not only embarrassing, but truly disconnected from her role as a mother, as well as a woman whom her daughters could respect and look-up to. Parents are embarrassing enough when they try to act cool in front of your friends, do they have to act cool-and-sexually-hip too with your friends, IN PUBLIC! I'm cringing with discomfort on behalf of her daughters.
Demi has EVERYTHING: enough money to remake her body over every few years, healthy children, an extremely supportive ex (Willis), money, homes,etc...
Did she REALLY think the marriage would last? To that Asshole? Seriously, she should have kept him on as a lover, never married him and never let herself become deluded by that prankster.
Woman up Demi.
Demi should have kept her natural teeth. The dentures age her.
This is both ridiculous & sad, pathetic in both senses. Didn't know about her fucked-up childhood.
I'm reminded that Kutcher once dated that other Hollywood trainwreck, Brittany Murphy-- things didn't go well for her after their relationship ended, either (to say the least). Two post-Kutcher trainwrecks.
I wonder if there's something in him that seeks out psychologically vulnerable, needy women-- or something about him that women like that seek out. (I'm not saying he preys on them or anything-- just that certain personality types are attracted to each other.) And I wonder if there's something about the relationship dynamic, what he provides them (or what he psychologically "feeds" them) which makes those women-- once the relationship is over-- fall apart.
There was always something that seemed kind of obsessive (e.g. manifest in the tweeting) about Demi's relationship to Kutcher.
Of course what disturbed me the most isn’t Demi convulsing on the floor clutching the Emmy she never got to win but that windpipe talking to the operator in the other room doing her best to avoid coming clean with what it is that Demi has gone and smoked. If you’ve ever watched a high speed car chase, this was it but in slow motion.
Of course you had to applaud the 911 operator who by now was texting TMZ to let them know that he had Demi Moore on the other line strung out on some wicked potion, and wondering when they would paypal him his pony money. Geesh....
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/so-what-energy-drink-did-demi-mo...
Demi should of stayed with Bruce. This whole thing is the result of breeding and then divorcing.
I actually feel bad for Tater Head.
First of all, she's known as Tater Head.
Second, her mom has probably had substance abuse/crazy issues for years. She doesn't have a mom. She has a friend. She really should be more fucked up than she appears.
Oh, and if I had had three girls with a dude who looked like Bruce Willis, I woulda made sure they all got a good education, went to college and encouraged them to become CEOs or writers or something where looks don't matter.
The same would be true if I spawned with a dude who looked like Jay-Z. Earn that law degree, Blue Ivy!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 10:34pm.
I've always liked Demi despite the backlash against her, because she does not come from some background that screams nepotism and she worked her way up to get into Hollywood.
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Really? you don't associate nepotism with Demi Moore?!? When you started seeing TaterTot strutting her stuff on every red carpet in town and magically getting parts in movies, the N-word didn't. pop into your head?!? You thought, what? there was suddenly a national interest in people with malformed heads who can't act and the fact that her parents were movie stars was mere coincidence?!?
This family has permanent tickets on the Nepotism Express (with front row seats right next to Gwyneth Paltrow who you probably think also didn't benfit from nepotism)
Submitted by TequilaTax on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:27pm.
Actually I think the important thing is marrying someone EMOTIONALLY close to your emotional age. I mean, you don't see Bruce buying a toupee and trying to dress like Justin Bieber, or partying with his daughter. He's not trying to "age down" to match his new wife.
What makes Demi look so utterly pathetic is not just that she got involved with this immature frat-boy dipshit and married him, but that she tried SO HARD to convince the world that she was as young as him. Nothing gets derisive laughter more than a middle-aged/old person who is trying to convince everyone that they're way young. (And yes, both men AND women) And nothing is cooler than an aging person who knows how to own it with dignity and brains because they know they have substance (like Christopher Lee).
Really, she shoulda stayed in Idaho. Or if she wanted so desperately to be hot and adored, she should have just stayed in Hollywood and made the best of her limited spotlight time.
Instead she's done a disservice to herself AND her daughters. Her daughters are now spoiled bitches because they spent years out of the limelight and suddenly bounced right into it, and Demi herself is trying to make up for those years she spent in Idaho. It's actually pretty sad.
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They seem like they just can’t get enough of the taste of each other.
I've always liked Demi despite the backlash against her, because she does not come from some background that screams nepotism and she worked her way up to get into Hollywood. She was a hard worker and once she got her big checks, she semi-retired to raise her chirrenz.
Now, her man has left her and she's gone back on the sauces!
And to those that ponder the looks of her children, remember that they have 3 daughters, and Bruce Willis' looks are for MEN only. Put ANY of his features (big ass head, big forehead, big chin) on a woman...
and you're fucked!
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Demi in Penthouse in the early '80s. (May contain extreme bush.) I think she looks nice with her former face and boobs.
http://egotastic.com/photos/demi-moore-vintage-penthouse-photoshoot/demi...
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Why in the hell would she smoke that half-assed shit? Is she 12 or what?
Geez, weird chick. Just smoke a joint. Why all the drama.
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She must have gotten bored with toilet papering Bruce's homes and crank calling Whole Foods asking if they have "Prince Albert in a can".... and stuffing her boney ass into Volkswagons with the other kids.
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I've been saying since the beginning that this was K2 and not salvia like people kept claiming. Salvia is a hallucinogene, it makes you trip like mushrooms for only a few minutes instead of a few hours. K2 or Spice (or my old brand of choice Black Dragon) is synthetic marijuana...the reason the woman on the phone says it is "like incense" is because it is sold as incense.
For most people it gets you a high pretty similar to pot, but it tastes like shit. When I lived in Minnesota we used to smoke it because it was legal and readily available for most of 2008-2010. But for some people (including a friend of mine) they react badly to it...my friend shared a bowl with me and then he couldn't stop shaking for like an hour.
The real question is why the hell would anybody in California smoke it. There is weed everywhere is Cali
So many people want to be rich & famous....but look where it gets you. I love Demi but is there any part of her psyche that isn't messed-up? She's 49, eating-disordered, youth-obsessed, does junior high drugs with her kids. Her drive for fame & fortune is clearly an attempt to fill a void that can't be filled by external means. I wish her all the best because, unlike many, I love her as an actress and admire her extreme rags-to-riches climb.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:58pm.
Yeah and Demi would pull this shit and it would be like that scene from Not Another Teen Movie, where the old lady makes out with the incest sister at the party, parody of Cruel Intentions.
demi is a cool mum, she isnt like those other regular moms.
she is down with it. she would say to Rumer, "hay gurl have a party this weekend, call your friends over, lets make out with some guys and snort coke and let them finger us, wOOOOTTTT PARTY!!!!"
I smoked weed ocassionaly and so I decided to try some of this "legal weed" ... I took a few puffs and my heart immediately started racing, I couldn't walk, I could barely keep my eyes open, I was so sleepy but my heart was beating out of my chest. I could literally see and hear my heart beating. This lasted about 2 hours and I genuinely thought I was going to die. NEVER AGAIN!!
I later found out that this isn't an herb, it's basically incense with chemicals and shit on it.
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Demi + Bruce kids = hideous, heinous, travesty to mankind.
Their spawning is a perfect example of gene mutation gone awry.
And Jellibean- nice job on Tater tot. Bravo, take a bow!!
So I was reading up on Demi's bio and it looks like she's dated younger men before.
1. DiCaprio
2. Toby Maguire
3. Colin Farrell
Never knew she was severely crossed as a kid. Anywho, I was looking at a younger picture of her and compared it to Rumor. If you look closely, Demi had a rather long Leno like chin(less) herself, and beady looking eyes. Only she was just overall better looking.
I've said it before, will echo what many of you have said, and I'll say it again and again- THOSE ARE SOME UGLY FUGLY BUTT UGLY KIDS. [shudders]
I will never understand how two good-looking people like Bruce and Demi could produce such barfugly kids.
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I thought that is was clear that Rumer has been babysitting her mom when those pictures first posted, and that the voice on the phone was a daughter or one of her daughter's friends.
Yeah, Demi is all kinds of inappropriate at this point. She is one of the few Hollywood ...um...women...(trying to follow Jay Z's example here and not say the "B" dog word) that I give some slack, because she really is a rags-to-riches story, and when life gets hard you fall back on what you know - immature parenting and whippits.
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 4:49pm.
I DVR'd it for late tonight when I can't sleep.
I got the main idea, but Dummi is soooooo wooden in it, I am having a hard time with liking it.
I've said it before, but fuck, Rumer is heinous. All 3 daughters are so fucking ugly.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:54pm.
I'm watching a movie with Demi Moore and David Duchovny as we speak/type. It's called The Joneses. Anyone see it? It's pretty bad so far.
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I dit, it's actually good despite Dummi being in it - but there's also Amber Heard, that's a compensation.
Dare i suggest, you will not like it if you watch the film with half an eye and keep surfing and posting on the net.
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jelliebean: That video you posted was horrible; I can't believe she thought it was okay at 19 to be drunkenly kissing all over a 15 year old! Young or not, that was completely disgraceful, and I can't believe no one stepped in and said something to her. Didn't know she was previously married, and at such a young age...wonder why he husband didn't intervene. She seems to have some issues with reclaiming her youth, and maybe being rejected by a younger man is making her feel old, and she's trying to recapture her youth by partying with her daughter. Either way, she sounds like she needs some serious therapy before she self destructs.
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I always felt Ultra uncomfortable when chicks I was "dating" would bring me to their homes and the moms would be there and smoke weed with us. Or we would go to some party and the mom would show up and want to do shots with us.
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Doing Whip-Its traces off Ru's tits doesn't sound like much fun.
Well the silver lining here is that we now have another argument for the legalization of weed.
Another theory: perhaps she decided on the fake stuff because she's a 12-stepper, and legal herbal drugs "don't count" in her mind, or some shit?
I think the weed excuse is a "smoke screen" literally. She was probably doing some of the initials: GBH, PCP, DMT. That shit will wreck you good. That, and she has eating disorders. Being oldish ain't bad, girl. Relax and enjoy your riches soberly. She's too old for this train wreck shit.
So, she engages in three-somes, smokes weed, inhales whip-its, has tons of plastic surgery and who knows what else (coke, amphetamines, alchohol?). One thing is for sure, she's a sh*tty actress. I wonder how many people she had sex with to get and keep her acting "career?"
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:54pm.
I'm watching a movie with Demi Moore and David Duchovny as we speak/type. It's called The Joneses. Anyone see it? It's pretty bad so far.
Yeah. The premise is good. The movie itself is meh.
These synthetic cannabinoids have been associated with impaired driving incidents, attempted suicides, and emergency department visits, and have been linked to such adverse effects as increased anxiety, panic attacks, heart palpitations, respiratory complications, aggression, mood swings, altered perception, and paranoia.
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So does driving in rush hour traffic in mid-town but you don't see people calling 911 and shit. Amateurs.
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Thank you SIP. I know someone who is constantly trying to be cooler and more teenager-y than her teenage daughter (clothes, music, men, everything). It's just sad for the daughter who is becoming socially stunted.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:54pm.
When I said trade up in looks, of course I was speaking to ones individual tastes. I don't find the Hollywood heart throbs hot at all. I totally am confused by everyone oooing and ahhhhing over Fassbender, Clooney, Pitt, and men like that, and the men I find attractive, other women think I am nuts.
Trading up is based on what you, and your personal tastes are.
I don't have anything to add that hasn't already been said, except that 911 dude was kinda rude to the person on the phone.
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I just saw a rerun of Law&Order: SVU where this older lady kept moving from state to state, enrolling in high schools as a 16 year old and hooking up with pimplefaced teenaged boys until she'd be found out and hightail it to another state and start all over.
Guess who I immediately tought of?
(it didn't end well for the lady on SVU, either. )
*sigh* I need a better internet connection.
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I'm watching a movie with Demi Moore and David Duchovny as we speak/type. It's called The Joneses. Anyone see it? It's pretty bad so far.
Well said, Lastdiva!
Submitted by lastdiva on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:43pm.
We all have "our turn" in our youth. Our turn to be cool, fun,reckless,irresponsible,id-driven and whatever else. Then your turn ends and it's the next generation's turn. Too many parents fail to recognize that it's not their turn anymore.
Frankly they just look sad and desperate, grasping at the hindleg of their own escaping youth.
Much like Demmy, here.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:16pm.
I say always trade up in looks and down in age.
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Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, what is considered "handsome" for one person is considered "ugly" by others.
For example, I don't consider Brad Pitt or George Clooney attractive. I do swoon over Johnathan Tucker and Andrew Divoff. My version of attractive is simply different.
As far as Demi marrying Ashton: Who really knows the real reason why that took place? Maybe Ashton really was attracted to her or he wanted a sugar mama or he wanted someone to change his diapers. We all make dumb mistakes when it comes to love.
Demi should have had enough knowledge to realize how fucking blessed she is and get into therapy, go on an "Eat, Pray, Love" trip around the world and then have a "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" fling. That should put her world back in order.
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