Sunday, January 29th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Adam Lambert (30)
Athina Onassis (27)
Isabel Lucas (27)
Jonny Lang (31)
Jason James Richter (32)
Andrew Keegan (33)
Sara Gilbert (37)
Kelly Packard (37)
Heather Graham (42)
Edward Burns (44)
Greg Louganis (52)
Oprah Winfrey (58)
Tommy Ramone (60)
Ann Jillian (62)
Tom Selleck (67)
Katharine Ross (72)

Posted by: Michael K


kathleenvh's picture

Wow i couldn't believe that was him at first! he looks cute as a blond!

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

Hysteria on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 9:19pm.

Happy Birthday, Heather Graham. She's purdy and I loved her in "Committed."
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Agreed and her huge limpid pools of Bambi eyes are irresistible. It should be illegal for someone to be that drop-dead, hauntingly, angelically gorgeous.

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Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 5:53pm.
Adam is a trasexual transvestite not a gay MAN.
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Said the repressed self-loathing CONFORMIST!

Adam has bigger balls than you do!

Hysteria's picture

Happy Birthday, Heather Graham. She's purdy and I loved her in "Committed."
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WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

I don't hate him because of his overly dramatic make-up and attention whoreing ways (that's the business), I hate him because I don't like the style of music he sings.

lastdiva's picture

HB Madame Glambert!
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 6:44pm.

Happy Birthday Hekki.

LOL

Um yeah, Adam looked like just a normal guy but now he has a gay face. That's a view coming from a gay guy who has seen many faces.

Hekki's picture

Adam used to be cute? *gets up off floor*

Today is my birfday, too. *flails around like a spaz in attempt to garner attention and birfday wishes*

Adam is a trasexual transvestite not a gay MAN.

Adam is a trasexual transvestite not a gay MAN.

megank's picture

I thought this was JTT at first.

saltydog88's picture

Lambert is 30 and still getting drunk and slapping his boyfriend like a 22-year-old twink

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Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 3:07pm.
Adam reinforces every negative stereotype of gay men. Why does he have to look like a predatory clown?
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Shame on Adam for being an amazing vocalist and not giving a flying fuck about haters like you who lash out at him for not fitting your own narrow personal standard of how gay men should be.

You sound like a self-loathing closet case who is scared of what the breeders think boston61.

Grow a pair!

oldpossum's picture

I love AL! He is very very talented IMO.

For Your Entertaiment is a great pop album.

HB Adam! ♥

AlexDSSF's picture

Adam isn't an embarrassment to the gay community. Adam is one of the most talented people in the business. Now, Marc Cherry and Andy Cohen - THOSE are fucking embarrassments. If it wasn't for Marc, the guy who brought about the end of The Golden Girls, there wouldn't be that piece of Republican shit known as Desperate Housewhores, and if it wasn't for Andy, there wouldn't be the Fake Housewhores of Wherever.

Adam reinforces every negative stereotype of gay men. Why does he have to look like a predatory clown?

I'm not gay but I agree with the statement below. Like a lot of celebs that have minimal talent (i.e. GaGa), Lambert is so desperate for attention, he will embarass himself, and everyone associated with him, to get it.

Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:44am.
Adam before he became a huge embarrassment to the gay community.

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Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:44am.
Adam before he became a huge embarrassment to the gay community.

Gimme a fucking break, moron. With your unrelenting not-so-thinly-veiled misogyny and racism, you're the bigger embarrassment.

btw, I don't like Glambert one bit

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Heh, that yearbook page entry was totally deliberate, not prescient. They could have easily put in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" or even "Shakespeare." Lambert wanted to make a statement even then.

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Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:44am.
Adam before he became a huge embarrassment to the gay community.
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**rolls eyes**

You're mother is a huge embarrassment to the crackwhore community.

Mother Superior's picture

I wished this b/w pic was in colour because then you could see that Adam is actually.....

http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/591/569/676/004/adam-lamber...

CholaMom's picture

Bottom -- bwahah! So incredibly prophetic.

Sorry, I'm just a 12-year old at heart, so I just can't help it.

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LaChaylo's picture

Damn. No more chances for Oprah's favorite things for her birthday.

"Everyone gets...a NEEEWWWWAAAA CAAARRRR!!!"

HB I_heart_jack!

zocalo1's picture

♥♥♥Louganis♥♥♥

moonmaid's picture

Bottom (gay double entrendre notwithstanding) is the role most HS acting hams get. Not surprising that Adam played it!

Skye10's picture

Happy Birthday to Queen O and the other b-day babies. :)

MrsPotatoHead's picture

Is it me or does baby Lambert look like Tyler Florence?

http://www.talentnewsnetwork.com/catimage/138_A_127_Tyler_Florence_b.jpg

Just sayin'.

Happy Birthday Greg Loogie!!! *passionate fondle*
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Don't worry MickeyHolland, LOVE TOM for his body (ca. Magnum PI) not his politics. LOL!

"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK

MickeyHolland's picture

@boston61

You're a democrat? Are you sure?

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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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miz cynical's picture

HB to I_heart_jack! God, I have such a crush on Ed Burns! If he and Turlington ever broke up, I'd be upset.

miz cynical's picture

HB to I_heart_jack! God, I have such a crush on Ed Burns! If he and Turlington ever broke up, I'd be upset.

Tom Sellack is a Republican. AKA, the people who destroyed our economy. A HOLE.

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Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:03am.
MK slept in like me, prob.

LOL. Adam is the big 3-0 today, eh? I hit that number in July. *cry* Is it old?**************************************
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Heather Graham is 42?! You Go Girl!!!
*as I stroll me pudgy ass to the gym*

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WithinReason...'s picture

HB to today's b-day sluts! Love love love Tom Selleck.
And Adam seems like he's a lot of hot fun and was even back in the day! lol

"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK

Adam before he became a huge embarrassment to the gay community.

louise_brooks's picture

*side eyes MK for choosing Adam Lambert's picture over Ann Jillian's*

BostonMike's picture

Happy Birfday Ed Burns! Now THAT is a hot slut. The voice alone does it for me and then there's the rest of the package.

Jonny Lang is the quint-essential blues/jazz man. Check him out. He's a looker too!

agirl's picture

LOL I would never have guessed that was Adam Lambert, and "Bottom" is from a Midsummer Night's Dream, no? Perfect!

humans_off_earth_now's picture

Oh, and HB Tom Selleck! Maybe I'll watch "In & Out" again today, it's been awhile.

HB i_heart_jack!

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Whatever happened to Andrew Keegan and Jason James Richter?! Those names are BOP magazine 90's flashbacks for me.
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Douchechill!

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Adam Lambert annoys me. He's another one where I don't understand how he's a "singer" because I've never heard this douche sing.

HB i_heart_jack!
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Douchechill!

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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:00am.

Yay, happy birthday!!!

humans_off_earth_now's picture

Scary that Oprah's the same age as I am. Even scarier that Katharine Ross's age doesn't seem THAT old to me .. gaaaah!

*Munch's "Scream" face*

Anyway HB Katharine, boy did you moisten me back in the day, esp. The Graduate and Butch & Sundance.

HB Greg Louganis!

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Gardening Girl's picture

HB I_heart_Jack

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LOVE Tom Selleck and Greg Lougainis.

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i_heart_jack's picture

Happy Birthday to all those who share a birthday with me today!

Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday to all

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