An Homage To The Glamorous Photo Bombers Of The DGA Awards
At the Directors Guild of America Awards in L.A. last night, the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Amber Heard, Helen Mirren, Berenice Bejo, Christine Lahti, Clare from 90210, Laura Dern, Missi Pyle, Shailene Woodley, Fred Savage, Hunter "What Happened To Your Face?" Tylo, Jean Dujardin and Gary Oldman all exploded into fine dust when they were photo bombed by an array of glamorously gorgeous scene stealers. For some reason, the organizers of that shit made the right decision by placing the red carpet in front of the cocktail area and the background became the main attraction. Those photo bombers lit that shit up without even trying.
How can Jennifer Aniston and Helen Mirren possibly compete with a "Nice try, but you ain't wearing a skunk tail boa!" side-eye and a Cheri O'Teri-like "Ewwww bitch, go home!" fart face. Aniston is the oatmeal to the photo bombers' cinnamon raisin. We're all pushing around the oatmeal to get to the real stars.
With all that being said, where the hell was Phoebe Price during all of this? The red carpet at an award show cannot be rolled out until the ginger wonder rolls in for seat filler orientation. Chicken Cutlets would've been the dollop of whipped cream by photo bombing the photo bombers.
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 11:17am.
Relieved to read EC, TM etc. view on Michelle Williams because I thought I was the only one sick sick sick of her pixie cut china doll schtick. Also, not a fan of 30 rock but figured there must be something wrong with me since EVERYONE else seemed to flip over it.
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Nah, I just don't get it either. Wasted time watching the show three times and that was enough. And i Know that Tina Fey is beloved but girl can't act.
Maniston loves to show up at these award shows and smirk for the camera. How long before she gets dumped again?
Poor Hunter Tylo sounds like she's got Iss-Ues!
http://huntert2blog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/htenquirer-article3.jpg
Yeah, I know it's the Enquirer, but still...
Submitted by Naughychimp on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 11:17am.
No Chimpy, nothing wrong with you at all. I thought the same thing, but it would seem that there are more of us out there who do not like 30 than we might have thought.
I am also tired of Williams and her "feel sorry for me because of Heath" thing too. They weren't even together when he died. She kicked him to the curb. Too late now to try and pretend otherwise.
Relieved to read EC, TM etc. view on Michelle Williams because I thought I was the only one sick sick sick of her pixie cut china doll schtick. Also, not a fan of 30 rock but figured there must be something wrong with me since EVERYONE else seemed to flip over it.
These photo bombers look like RuPaul's Drag Race rejects! (especially the redhead in the blue dress).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Nunya - she's only 49?? She has that look that all the 60-something Park Avenue ladies have...
When I see someone with the mask-like sculpey face, I assume they're over 50. Otherwise, why would you need that stuff? Once you start messing with that stuff, it ages you.
Ironic.
Hunter Tylo is only 49. Her face is unfortunate.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
I like the bitch and I could be Friends with her, but the dress it too damn short for her age. Not appropriate woman.
Can someone tell me why everyone wants Jennifer's hair? It's a unhealthy, limp state. Her calves are what I want...wow!
Crazyass, yes I'm in a choir. You don't sing at all now? I can't imagine my life without singing.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
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Awfully quiet here tonight. I guess I'll call it a night for d.listed.
G'night Mickey and g'night to you also Wowl!! And to anyone else lingering or lurking!
G'NIGHT EVERYONE!!!! (even Satan! Lol)
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Yeah! These time zones can get pretty complicated at times.
I am up at 7 and drive my daughter to school. So glad, she's a teenager now...don't have to get up with her anymore. Lol, yeah lazy AND crazyassmom! =p
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
Oops, these effin' time zones do me in every time, Crazyassmom. Enjoy your online time. It's school time over here.
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Ok, I officially do not like the new "reply" function! (like MK gives a flying fvck whether I like it or not! Lol)
Mickey, I'm well its just 11pm here so I'll still be up for a few more hrs! =o)
WoWl, I see you mention singing a lot but I don't know the back story to this. Are you in a band, or church choir, traveling minstrel show?? Lol. (NOT to be confused with Christina A's "menstrual" show. Lol). I'm a singer also. Well...used to be. Blew my voice big time by smoking! Really does a number on the old vocal cords! I was in a band for several yrs in my 20's!
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Hi Crazyassmom! I've been good. Singing, working etc.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Oh Mickey, sorry about that. I feel bad for complaining now! Lol
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by Phoebe on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 8:20pm.
*raises hand*
I despise 30 Rock too !
Didn't see The Help or read the book - my sister loved it and she's a moron so I didn't bother.
I think I'm the only person who hated Bridesmaids though.
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ugh phoebe you are so right. I hate 30 rock. I tried to watch it but i couldnt get anything into it.. the parts that were supposed to be funny... just werent.. and i was like this is the show everyone raves about? i dont get it.. at all.
i won't see the help.. that emma whats her busted face is in it.. I don't like her.. and i dont like hollywood pushing actresses down our throats.. just like the girl with the dragon tattoo girl..
That sucks, Owl. If it's any consolation, we don't get to see any award shows over here, most of the time not even the Oscars. We are, however, treated to every piss poor football match played.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
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I'm kinda pissed cuz I just got hone and turns out that since the SAG awards went on for too long, my DVR failed to record it all. The last thing on it is Betty White accepting her award.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Crazyassmom, good to see you! Up late or early?
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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I'm ok, just hanging around.
Lol...actually, it's only 11pm here in the Pacific NW. I'll be up til around 2-3 then go to bed. I'm a night owl! Lol
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
Well...don't know how the hell that happened?!!?
Poot.....'scuse me!! :o
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
Hello Mickey, you sessy cow you!! ;o)
Hi Wowl! Whoooat are you up to?? =p
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
(((Owl)))! How is it oohooing tonight?
(Sorry for the off-topic, fellow members, but MK denied us an OP).
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Hi Mickey!
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
It's probably been said a zillions times before, but the photo bomber on the upper left side is a dead ringer for a skinny Elizabeth Taylor. Tone down the make-up, and she is also my mom. As for Anniston being hot, that's no excuse for that dress.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I photo-bombed somebody once, though I can't remember who. I was just walking by in the background, but they caught me, clear as day standing just off to the left of frame giving the subject the side-eye. In fact, the flash reflected off my retina so my eyes even glowed red -- it looked like I was trying to shoot laser beams into whoever the subject of the photo was. It was AWESOME! hah!
My expression was something like this classic side-eye photo of Sophia Loren glaring at Jayne Mansfield and her nips.
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sophia_and_jayne.jpg
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
BernardProfitendieu on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:41pm.
Satan, you're not sounding very Satanic with your why-can't-we-all-just-get-along crap! Man up, or turn in your avi and replace with a nice Justin Bieber pic.
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I know, I know. *hangs head in shame and tucks horns*
I'm PMS-ing big time. I'm all hormonal and shit.
Have a good night, Bernard. I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
"Tomorrow IS another day!"
Somebody's cranky - have a metamucil, Bernie.
I don't give a rat's ass about either, but Jennifer looks good and fit here. Angie just gets on my nerves more with her holier than thou, skinny bitch air.
later, bitches!
Satan, you're not sounding very Satanic with your why-can't-we-all-just-get-along crap! Man up, or turn in your avi and replace with a nice Justin Bieber pic.
Snowball, is that a picture of you in bed with one of your cats? no comment.
Hotmami- there isn't a man under 50 with a publicist (natch) who she hasn't tried to sleep with. Although most recoil in disgust, I'd say that qualifies her as a skank. Skankiness is about the intention, not the success rate.
snowball on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:28pm.
Every time I hear "photo bomber" I just get that image of Michael Douglas in my head
From a specific movie? There are so many weird movies he was in over his (thus far) lifetime.
Are you referencing the movie, "Falling Down"?
"Photo bomber" to me reminds me of someone taking photos of their nasty turds and sending them to all their friends. NOT funny, dude!
JA is far from skanky, but she DID start dating a dude who was already in a fourteen year relationship. She's not skanky, but I wouldn't call her classy, either.
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BernardProfitendieu on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:23pm.
Why the necessity to call people dimwits who don't agree with you?
People can't agree on politics. You think people are going to agree about something as frivolous and mindless as celebutards? C'mon!
Every time I hear "photo bomber" I just get that image of Michael Douglas in my head. Maybe eventually Tina Fey will pull off one good enough to replace it, but he's the poster dude for them until then.
Aniston looks happy and I'm starting to think Justin is hot and doable. When he cuts down on the hair grease, he looks miles better.
It's not an Aniston hate-in until Bernard Profiterole or whatever weighs in with some hate-filled rant about her jaw, cats and some sort of lumberjack reference. He/she is so predictable. *yawn*
Anniston and Heche are two hot bodies who have proven that you can have a ridiculously hot body at ANY age.
Got dang. Heche's body in Spread (2009) was jaw dropping. "Celestia", come to mama! Homina, homina, homina, schwing!
if you think Aniston's classy, you must live in a trailer park
why do all you dimwits not realize it's possible to hate Aniston (I do, I do, I do) without necessarily supporting Jolie?!? The world really isn't divided into those 2 camps, imbeciles!
LaChaylo, I don't even dislike Angie. I think she's too skinny now, but I think she is beautiful, and a pretty good actress.
But to call Aniston a SKANK? When I think of skank, I think of Paris, Blowhan, Kim K, Courtney Love....Aniston is always classy, wherever she goes. Ridiculously wrong word to describe her.
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a skank is a skank is a skank
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:05pm.
yeah Bernie, she is SUCH a skank. You'd think she'd bragged about fucking in the limo on the way to the awards show, while wearing a vial of blood around her neck.
*rolls eyes*
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LOL! What's funny is Aniston looks, god forbid, HEALTHY and HAPPY here. Skanky Ho always looks like she or Brad are one step away from a shart.
Well -what a surprise-Aniston is wearing a black mini dress and stilettos!
Is this chick ever gonna mix it up-although she did manage to reel a man in finally even if he did belong to someone else..
Amber Heard is a gayelle-right?
Hunter Tylo used to be so fucking beautiful-wtf...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
yeah Bernie, she is SUCH a skank. You'd think she'd bragged about fucking in the limo on the way to the awards show, while wearing a vial of blood around her neck.
*rolls eyes*
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You think that maybe it's over, only if you want it to be
Are you gonna wait for your sign, your miracle?
Stand up and fight
Aniston needs to keep her middle-aged, untalented, unattractive, needy, self-absorbed, lumberjack-jawed, skanky self home just once. Really, dearie, the party will go on quite nicely without your desperation. Stay home with your cats - no one will miss you (although the cats might be pissed).
G'night, Bacon Slut. One of these days I'm gonna sneak a boob-grasp (gently, of course)!
Gotta take a bye here. It's MTM!
*passionate fondles to all*
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Andrei on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 9:33pm.
"God came to me last night and told me your purpose for being here. I am going to help you write a new book"
Nite all! Downton Abbey is gonna start!