QOTD: Fran Drescher Was Abducted By Aliens
Fran Drescher and her ex-husband Peter (the one who ended their marriage after declaring his undying love for peen) both have the same kind of scar on the same spot and that could only mean one thing: they were both kidnapped by aliens, microchipped and programmed to meet each other. Obviously. Fran tells HuffPo that when she was in junior high school, the aliens beamed her up into their spaceship and tagged her ass. It's like the recurring wet dream that Tommy Girl wishes would become real life.
"You know, it's funny because Peter and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads. We were both in junior high. A few years later, we met, and we realized that we had the same experience. I think that somehow we were programmed to meet. We both have this scar. It's the exact same scar on the exact same spot."
I bet that when the aliens shimmied the chip up under her skin, Fran let out one of her ear hair-burning laughs and the aliens immediately dropped her back on earth before vowing to never subject themselves to torture like that again. Fran single-handedly saved us from an alien invasion! But seriously, Fran and Peter weren't TAKEN. Those bitches just did way too many whip-its and freebased way too many spices in junior high school. That scar is probably from a bong burn. I'm sure Demi Moore is also telling her therapist that she was abducted by damn aliens.
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good on fran drescher for talking about it. lol
im bored of vanilla people in hollywood all the time, bring on the bat shit stuff.
First Tim Gunn and now THIS! Honesty... that's what we need in this year of the Dragon... HONESTY. Thank you for sharing this Fran. I believe they experienced something and hopefully one day we'll know what 'aliens' truly are.
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I know it's funny to laugh at "nut jobs" who claim they've had alien experiences, but who the fuck knows? How are little green men who fly saucers any less believable than an invisible man in the sky who impregnated a virgin?
Did the aliens look like Giuliana Rancid?
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My two sons and I have a mole in the same spot. I wonder what happened to us?
same scar in the same spot? they're called belly buttons, you fucking moron.
"Mr. Sheffield" honest to God...her voice could kurdle
milk and peel paint off the wall
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
I've seen UFOs. Yes, multiple. Explain a metal cigar shaped object which appeared to be "rolling" through the sky in broad daylight. No wings, no recognizable markings, no noise, no trail. This was witnessed by my husband as well. I've seen other shit, too - like a glowing orange orb rising out from the woods behind my childhood home. A big thing that lit the whole surrounding woods up in orange as it rose silently into the sky. This was when I was a teen, and my BFF and I were sneaking cigs in my bathroom window in the middle of the night.
What these things are, or who is piloting them I won't venture to guess. They could be military, they could be any number of things. But truth time, shit is real. The only thing that's even up for debate is WHAT are they, WHO if anyone is piloting them, and WHERE do they come from. But do people see UFOs? Yeah, they do. Do I claim to have an explanation for what I saw, i.e. the aliens are coming to get me? No, I don't.
The one we saw was about 400 yards away, and hovering around 300 ft from the horizion..it was just this big bluish yellow lemon shaped thing IT WAS HUGE. No noise, no contrail, no becon lights...nothing like any conventional aircraft I've seen. We were in a clear cut area off a logging road far from any town. This thing hung there for a good 10 minutes..we were all speachless. Then it just "blinked" out and it was gone. Needless to say we walked back down the mountain and went home after that. I'm a lady of science and astronomy. I hold a fancy degree from a fancy school, spent a ton of time with my face pressed up aginst a telescope like it was big juicy peen..and I don't even want to try to argue if its man, or what have you in these craft.
Oh Fran, Fran, Fran...this just makes me like you even more. Real talk: I was hunting with my dad, my domestic man partner, and my brother in the Olympic Mountains in WA.and we saw a UFO...as in NO CLUE what this thing was, but I've never seen anything that behaved like this thing did. *adjusts tinfoil hat* *waits to be flamed*
Cue the X Files theme.
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Well, I do care, "Who wore it better?!?!?!" but I sure don't care about Fran Drescher trying to remain relevant by telling silly alien abduction stories.
Yeah, they were definitely both in junior HIGH.
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Posted on Peters Facebook Page......
Peter Marc Jacobson
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE ASKED ABOUT THIS RIDICULOUS ALIEN STORY THAT IS GOING AROUND, WE DO NOT THINK WE WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. OR HAVE HAD CHIPS IMPLANTED OR BEEN PROBED. BUT I GUESS IT WAS A SLOW NEWS DAY LOL.
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yes Louise, those of a certain age, and I'm certain Fran is of that age!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Quick, must help Whamo find pants, we don't want him wandering around in his boxers...
Or do we? hahhahahhahahahahha
That's always the best part isn't it, looking for your stuff... True dat! :)
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:56pm.
@Whamo, while you're gettin' busy
*the aliens take your pants*
Good luck finding them, Haha!
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LOL, I'm sure I left them right over there, where the hell are they!!!!
*cut to a 6 legged alien trying to fly and hop into a pair of jeans while trying to take off, the UFO is bouncing off the ground and clipping buildings*
Pleated Khaki or Levi's?
hehe
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
So were these two bitches anally probed? Wouldn't that be double penetration?
Whamo's trouser alien has two heads. YYYYYEEEEAAAAWWWWWW!
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@Whamo, while you're gettin' busy
*the aliens take your pants*
Good luck finding them, Haha!
She can wear a dress, I give her that!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
In high school I went to Fl on Spring Break with some friends… we left after school and drove through the night. Somewhere in a very rural area of AL we spotted three lights moving through the trees… Me and one of my friends were the only two freaking out over it… Anyhow, it was a damn cell tower… we were quickly remind from our other two friends why we should not have gotten high on the way down there!!!!
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I am always impressed with folks who will just make crazy ass statements like this.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
She was *violate annaled*? What!? o_O
Fran, I think you were brain violated!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:50pm.
When my parents went to see The Exorcist, the lady sitting next to my dad vomited into her popcorn bucket.
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Geez, if she wanted extra flavoring all she had to do was aks!
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The fuck?
Hahaha @ smallpox scar.
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@Dog- yes, it was mostly those cheesy drive-in type movies. "It must be scary! They say we might DIE from fright!!"
When my parents went to see The Exorcist, the lady sitting next to my dad vomited into her popcorn bucket.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:40pm.
Hekki: LOL, no, it's a round scar on their upper arm.
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Every time I see something unusual in the sky, I always want it to be a UFO, but it never is. At the same time, the thought of experiencing the "4th kind" scares the crap out of me, ever since I was little. Yet people who supposedly experienced it like Fran Drescher tend to recall the experience in a casual kind of matter, like it wasn't that a big deal. It leads me to be doubtful that it happened, or the aliens use something to erase or make the memory less traumatic.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:34pm.
It's the "beauty mogul" that Demi Moore was linked to right after splitting from Ashton. He was too precious to pass up.
http://dlisted.com/2011/12/01/demi-moore-getting-herself-some
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Douchechill!
Weezy, seriously??? I never knew that. I know when they first showed The Exorcist, people literally ran screaming from the theaters and a lot of fainting went on.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:40pm.
Hekki: LOL, no, it's a round scar on their upper arm. HOW UNUSUAL!
Like a small pox vaccination scar that everyone over a certain age has?
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:37pm.
That reminds me of the old 1950's horror movie gimmick where they would have people sign insurance waivers in case you had a heart attack and died during the movie.
Nothing like an alien abduction story to spice up the afternoon. Is there a full account of that story somewhere?
Hekki: LOL, no, it's a round scar on their upper arm. HOW UNUSUAL!
SHUT IT JACKO!!!!!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I thought they were co-producing a show based on their marriage: the guy comes out to his wife, who happened to be his high school sweetheart and best friend. Hilarity ensues.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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MEH on this whiny screechy voiced whatever.
I think we all need to see this movie. It made two people sick!
http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/30/10244302-horror-movi...
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While they had her they could have at least fixed her voice.
A scar in the same place? Oh wow that is profound.
Let's see... Was it just below the kneecap? Or on a knuckle? Or on the browbone? Because everyone in the world over the age of 18 has a scar in one of those places.
I don't care how bat shit crazy she is I would still hit it crazy or not. Yup scratchy voice, alien crazy and I'd still be happy to try and find out what the hell I did with my pants in the morning.
Not Impressed, who is your avie? It looks like Jim Parsons.
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I still like her, but I like my people crazy with an ounce of annoying.
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For your health.
And they set her up with a homo?
Yes, he witnessed her rape in the 1980s -- a home invasion. And when she ended their marriage about a decade ago, "sources" claim he was extremely hurt, but later told her he'd started dating men. When I read about them in People after she hit it big in Cadillac Man, I got the impression her hubby was strictly dickly.
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
Um...okay. Thanks for sharing, Fran. I think it may be time to up your dosage.
Where is OP? pretty please MK.
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Wow! That's some crazee shit!
Submitted by Mama Bear on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:20pm.
tell me about it....
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