Afternoon Crumbs
The demure Italian blossom that is Elisabetta Canalis has gone from George Clooney to Eggs from True Blood to Steve-O. So if you were ever in an episode of Jersey Shore or were arrested in front of the Cops cameras once, then you're in luck, because it won't be long before Elisabetta downgrades down to your ass for paparazzi attention! - The Superficial
Jennifer Lawrence and the little boy from About A Boy are totally a thing - Lainey Gossip
In possibly related news, Jesus just announced that he's converting to Buddhism - Celebitchy
Sophie Monk's face looks like it's made of watercolors - Hollywood Tuna
This isn't going to scrub the gay out of him, but rubbing all that dead skin off is going to give this dude GLOWING skin - Towleroad
Mini Anden's nipple does Bazaar - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Lily Collins loves her five layer eyebrow situation - ICYDK
In "same ole, same ole" news, Ashley Jizzdale looks a mess - Popoholic
BREAKING: Seal is still wearing his wedding ring and still dressing like it's 1999 - Just Jared
Why does JLo have furry baseball bats on her coat? - Popsugar
Here I am writing a Dlisted post - The Berry
Three words that might make your night: ROYAL MARINE PEEN - (NSFW) OMG Blog
They're trying to tell me that's Tami Roman, but it looks more like a wax-covered Predator in a weave to me - Crunk + Disorderly
Dear Bulldog, please leave the acrobatic art of boxing to the professionals (aka Maru) - Cityrag
Miley Cyrus busted her ass - Celebslam
And I think I just busted my ass after falling back while picturing Rosie O'Donnell romancing her girlfriend with a turkey baster - I'm Not Obsessed
I think I see moose knuckle - SOW
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Yep, that's a loverly tribal tattoo. Klassy! And she has had it since before George. Who knows, his other beards ( Sarah Larson ) probably had tramp stamps...
I guess Elisabetta will be getting that wedding she always dreamed about. Even if it wasn't with the man she originally had as the groom.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Next she'll be blowing my mom's gardener.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 4:34pm.
Are you fucking kidding me right now?! Steve-O?? This bitch is mental.
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Seriously.
Dear God,
If Steve O can land a chick like this, then why won't you give me Reece Shearsmith?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Double, double, toil and trouble.
Submitted by ba-buttons: "Hey, I think Sweet Lizzy is wicked hot. This just gives me hope that she'll eventually sink to ba-buttons level."
Baby, you're about a thousand levels above Steve-O!! Aren't you the one who posted a photo of yourself in military uniform?
I thought that was JLo's piece, caught with another woman! AH HA HAHA! Although he'd probably be caught sucking a peen in some park at 3am.
Steve-O is very seriously mentally ill. I feel sorry for him, because sometimes he seems like an earnest person, but he is very damaged.
Hekki-
He is damaged all right. And a misogynist pig who thought it would be funny to burn a woman's breasts. Would Google for you but I'm on my phone. The Jack ass guys have disgusted me since I saw it.
"How are little green men who fly saucers any less believable than an invisible man in the sky who impregnated a virgin?"
- Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 10:14pm.
Hekki-
He is damaged all right. And a misogynist pig who thought it would be funny to burn a woman's breasts. Would Google for you but I'm on my phone. The Jack ass guys have disgusted me since I saw it.
"How are little green men who fly saucers any less believable than an invisible man in the sky who impregnated a virgin?"
- Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 10:14pm.
Elisabetta was on "Dancing with the Has Beens" and it seemed kind of obvious that she was coked up. This doesn't surprise me.
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 4:49pm.
WOW Isabella. From Clooney to Steve-O?!?!
---Yeah, just like when Holly Madison went from Hugh Hefner to Criss Angel. They must get sick of pulling grey pubes off their tonsils.
Jessica Alba must be so relieved she kicked that idiot Michael Weatherly to the curb all those tears ago.
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Hey, I think Sweet Lizzy is wicked hot. This just gives me hope that she'll eventually sink to ba-buttons level.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 4:49pm.
THIS IS THE ASSHOLE WHO PIERCED HIS ASSHOLE SHUT!
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Saaaaaaay WHAT?
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WOW Isabella. From Clooney to Steve-O?!?! I guess that sound I heard the other night was you scraping the ground underneath the bottom of the barrel. THIS IS THE ASSHOLE WHO PIERCED HIS ASSHOLE SHUT! Really?
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
I agree, girl needs to have her head examined. Steve-O is a huge downgrade from George Clooney. He is even a downgrade from a cockroach. I can't stand his obnoxious ass.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
From Clooney to Steve-O? Didn't someone tell her you're supposed to sleep your way UP the ladder and not DOWN???
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This trick's famewhoring ways put Courtney Stodden to shame. She can barely kiss the guy.
Hahahaha, I haven't admit, out of all of George's exes, she seems to be the most fucked up and famewhorey. All the more entertaining for us!
Maybe they can name the new STI Steve O will pass on to Elisabutter after her.
Ummm..........can someone explain to me what Celebslam meant by saying Miley has black friends when they were referencing her injuries? WTF?
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Are you fucking kidding me right now?! Steve-O?? This bitch is mental.
and lol at dlaugher
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
That is beyond embarrassing.
George Clooney to Steve-O?! O_o
Even his cocktail waitress ex has more dignity.
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Douchechill!
Ogod, i didn't know what you guys were talking about yesterday with "moose knuckle."
cameltoe rating today, about a 3 (out of 5).
for jack ; )
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