Wednesday, February 1st 2012
Birthday Sluts
Sherilyn Fenn (47)
Heather Morris (25)
Lauren Conrad (26)
Gavin Henson (30)
Rachelle Lefevre (33)
Julie Roberts (33)
Rutina Wesley (33)
Big Boi (37)
Michael C. Hall (41)
Brian Krause (43)
Lisa Marie Presley (44)
Pauly Shore (44)
Meg Cabot (45)
Princess Stephanie of Monaco (47)
Linus Roache (48)
Jackie Shroff (55)
Terry Jones (70)
Joy Philbin (71)
Sherman Hemsley (74)
Don Everly (75)
Terry Jones is a birthday slut. He's quite the sexual adventurer(swinger, etc.,). Also, a damned fine historian of ancient history. Love Linus Roache. And of course, Mr. Jefferson.
Princesse Stephanie, EuroTrash princess if there ever were one. First hubby? Body guard turned lobster delivery-man (no joke) who cheated on her in a swimming pool with Miss Nude Europe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9JRWKXZhVc&feature=related
Wear sun block and stay away from cigarettes & drugs, kids! This was Stephanie 5 years ago, at 42 years old. My late mom had better skin than this at 70! Thing is, this is what most of Hollywood would look like at the same age if they didn't all go for botox, fillers & surgeries so I sorta respect her for wearing her wrinkles and not resorting to injections or scalpel. http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=princesse+stephanie+bathing+suit&um=1&hl=e...
And Terry Jones? Who had an open marriage with his wife of 38 years (he quite liked the orgies, apparently) but finally left her for a woman less than half his age. An article about him in yesterday's newspaper:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/relationships/news-and-views/sarah-h...
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
HB Pauly Shore. I always thought you were funny and I don't care who knows it.
Also, HB to MR. Jefferson. You freaky freak you.
It's Exene Cervenka's birthday today too! HB Exene!!!
Most fab eyebrows in Hollywood history. Love her.
Oookay, I am getting old. Happy Birthday, I guess. DAMN.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Most fab eyebrows in Hollywood history. Love her.
HB to the gorgeous Sherilynn Fenn.
And Linus Roache is sexy - but I can't help suspecting me might be teh gheyness. Anyone know?
And to Sherman Hemsley who is most certainly the ghey. (true fact: my bedroom window looks at the "Jeffersons" building. And we walk past The Odd Couple building all the time. That was Mr Hekki's favorite show and he always says it when we walk by. The kids are like "we KNOW, Dad! *eyeroll*")
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 8:36am.
Happy birthday to the wee. zuhhhhhl buuuuuudy. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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i didnt even see his name on the list lol fucking priceless.
Submitted by Luna Tick on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 9:36am.
HB to David Fischer/Dexter Morgan. He's a hot piece but a cheating scumbag.
And I first saw that it was 'Julia' Roberts who was 33 and started laughing and then saw the 'e' at the end. She is apparently some blonde country singer.
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Trailer Trash.
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OOOPS.....rather 45 or so for Julia?
HB Julie Roberts
tricky Mickey
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Ok Sherilyn was so dreamy I even watched Boxing Helena. I love the eyebrows, and at one point Johnny Depp loved them too..
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
HB to David Fischer/Dexter Morgan. He's a hot piece but a cheating scumbag.
And I first saw that it was 'Julia' Roberts who was 33 and started laughing and then saw the 'e' at the end. She is apparently some blonde country singer.
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Trailer Trash.
Princess Stephanie of Monaco is 47 years old today...imagine a King size cigarette, lit up and dragged on slooowly...the cigarette gets shorter with each looooong drag...ashes fall to the ground as smoke is exhaled. Soon, the cigarette will be finished and butted out on the ground with the heel of a woman's shoe. Yep, that's Princess Stephanie in a nutshell.
Happy Casino Day, Princess Stephanie of Marlboro.
I was just watching some Twin Peaks last night! Happy birthday Sherilyn, you're still gorgeous
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
That is an epic Eyebrow Situation.
Sherrilyn Fenn is teh awsum. Even when wearing a "beer bimbo" hat.
Is Princess Stephanie still slutting it up like a petrified hobag? Last I read about her, she had joined the circus... or something.
And a pet peeve of mine: what kind of princess is named "Stephanie"? What next, Princess Tiffany? Princess Ashley? Princess Jennifer?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
How recent (or not) is that pic of Sherilyn? Because if it's recent, despite the cueball head situation, she looks much better than I recall her to be the last time I saw her in anything (i.e. crappy Lifetime movie) where she had major jowls and her eyes looked small and squinty. Hey now that I'mthinking of her though, wasn't she on an episode of House in the last few years?
I used to (and still do) have the biggest crush on Sherilyn Fenn. Goddamn, that woman was HOT back in the day. I used to whack it to her.
Yes, I said it!
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That's some serious eyebrow game.
Happy Bday to Sherman Hemsley!!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
NVM.
*side-eyes The Hoof*
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HB, Michael C. Hall. I've got a huge crush on him even though he's surely a dick in real life.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Happy birthday to the wee. zuhhhhhl buuuuuudy. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
One more thing-
I thought that pic was Sinead O'Connor which tells you how I think Miss Fenn is holding up these days.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
My FAVORITE scene:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4
So it's not Whamo's bday? I am always so confused!
Sorry,
I misread CTH's greeting as a Birfday greeting for Whammmmmmmmo.
Haz a good day any way.
Gotta run, but, Doggy-that looks like a giant slug is eating that babeh doggie. :(
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
HAPPY SLUT DAY WHAMMMMMMMMMMMMO!
I hope you get Fishy today!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 8:20am.
BRANDON LEE would have turned 47 today..
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Loved him in The Crow. Rapid Fire was a terrible movie, but the martial arts in it were fantastic. That man was hotter than donut grease, and had the potential to be a huge action star.
HUGE fan of both Brandon and Bruce.
HB Heather Morris! *sigh* I will attempt a round of the Single Ladies Dance for you today!
Whamo and ba-buttons, you guys do know they're set to make a new Monty Python movie, right?
http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/31/10273222-monty-pytho...
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 8:16am.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 7:53am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 7:43am.
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LMAO Holy Grail is a classic no doubt. I've seen it a million times. I laugh my ass off in that wedding scene when he's running up the stairs and stops to "kill" the flowers hanging on the wall.
"sorry about that I'm so sorry"
"But man you killed the bloody groom"
"Right....sorry"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Thanks Whamo, just thinking about that scene again is making me laugh out loud at work.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
HB, Michael, Linus, Terry, Sherman and Don and the other B-sluts! :)
What happened to Sherilyn Fenn? Didn't recognize her except for that beauty mark. Has she been sick?
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
BRANDON LEE would have turned 47 today...
Ha ha, I did remember correctly and this is NSFW:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2948584476026609951
Don Cornelius was found dead this morning. He committed suicide.
Cornelius, who famously created "Soul Train", changed the landscape of television when it debuted in 1971 and ran until 2006.
Cornelius was 75. Sads :(
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 7:53am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 7:43am.
I think Life of Brian was my favorite.
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"Where's the fetus going to gestate??? In a box???"
lol, love LOB but I have to say Grail was my fave. That scene where Sir Lancelot (John Cleese) massacres that wedding party to save the swishy prince still makes me cry laughing.
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LMAO Holy Grail is a classic no doubt. I've seen it a million times. I laugh my ass off in that wedding scene when he's running up the stairs and stops to "kill" the flowers hanging on the wall.
"sorry about that I'm so sorry"
"But man you killed the bloody groom"
"Right....sorry"
HB Sherilyn Fenn - what the hell is she up to these days? Loved me some Twin Peaks. And has anyone seen the movie Two Moon Junction? Epically bad and you must see it - lots of sex and nekkidness. Oh, even Kristy McNichol was topless in it if I remember correctly.
"weeezie!!!!!!" ha ha love the jeffersons. sherman helmsley hilarious mofo.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 7:43am.
I didn't notice Terry Jones (thanks Mama) so a special happy Bday. I absolutely love all things Monty Python
"He's not the Messiah so piss off"
I think Life of Brian was my favorite.
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Cosign on the Monty Python love.
My favourite is The meaning of life.
Happy birthday, Terry Jones!
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
Happy Birthday, Heather Morris! Hope it's a better day after being named Worst Dressed at the SAGS..you did look like a cheap hooker though.
Happy Birthday Big Boi, still one of the best concerts EVER.
I didnt think Sherman Hensley was still alive...oh well, HBD!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I fucking HAAAAAAAAAAAATE Tara on True Blood. I actually jumped up and cheered at the end of the season finale. The character in the book is much better. Rutina Wesley can not act worth a damn. Fucking hate what she's done to Tara.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 7:43am.
I think Life of Brian was my favorite.
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"Where's the fetus going to gestate??? In a box???"
lol, love LOB but I have to say Grail was my fave. That scene where Sir Lancelot (John Cleese) massacres that wedding party to save the swishy prince still makes me cry laughing.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
double post...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 6:54am.
So is Princess Stephanie the one that goes straight from her head to her linebacker shoulders?
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this has me giggling hysterically...cuz its true!!!!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
i always thought sherilyn fenn was gorgeous in spite of those dramtic eyebrows...
i like rutina as tara, but trueblood needs to up their nekkid hot men game or i will not be watching...
big fan of michael c hall since six feet under...i enjoyed the doomsday killer story line on dexter...
a liitle sherman...and weezy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvL3Ue30RtE
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I didn't notice Terry Jones (thanks Mama) so a special happy Bday. I absolutely love all things Monty Python
"He's not the Messiah so piss off"
I think Life of Brian was my favorite.
Eye. brows.
Princess Stephanie-Le pop star
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6yXQPCDh5M
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 6:54am.
So is Princess Stephanie the one that goes straight from her head to her linebacker shoulders?
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At one point she was modeling a line of swimsuits she designed and it was pretty scary.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 6:54am.
So is Princess Stephanie the one that goes straight from her head to her linebacker shoulders?
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Oui.
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HB Julia Fiona
ha ha you husband snatcher you!
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