Behold, The Most Beautiful Man You've Ever Seen
And thy name is Nate Naylor.
I really hope that you have an eyeball on your chin so that you can read all about our modern day Adonis as you lick his picture. This perfect human man (not my words) is currently blessing Scarlett Johansson's double Mount Olympus chichis with his natural beauty and so People put up their magnifying glass to him to find out who he really is. It reads like a press release about him, written by him and he should really start a second career in writing Match.com profiles. Nate Naylor (pronounced: Nate Nail Her) is in the business of overselling shit (surprise, surprise) and works as an advertising executive in NYC.
Nate has a NSFWish Tumblr, dated Kristen Johnston for a quick minute, is an Arizona native and is so beautiful in person that looking at him is like looking at a unicorn made of marijuana dancing on top of a double rainbow over an In-N-Out. Basically, Nate always keeps fresh silk hankies in his pocket, because you will weep like it's the first time you've wept when you see his face up close.
This is the second fact from People's "What You Need To Know About Nate Naylor" list and it's the only thing you need to know about Nate Naylor:
2. He gets high praise from friends – for his work and looksNaylor "is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in person," says fellow freelance creative director Lawson Clarke, who is known in the ad world as Male Copywriter. "He basically looks like Morrissey in his prime." But Naylor's not just another pretty face. "Bottom line is Nate's a great guy and really respected in the industry," adds Clarke, who has worked with Naylor multiple times. "Scarlett should be so lucky."
"Nate Naylor is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in person." - Lawson Clarke
"He basically looks like Morrissey in his prime." - Lawson Clarke
Nate Naylor should get both of those quotes tattooed on his ass and forehead, because those words will close all deals. I swear, Lawson Clarke is the greatest dick puller ever. Now I'm not saying that Nate Naylor ain't hot (because I'd hit it, duh), but I am saying that Lawson Clarke has only seen three men in person and the other two were Brian Peppers and Mimi in drag. So he's not lying.
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I think he's hot but he looka like Mowgli ( a way cuter version)
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:32pm.
He's definitely very good-looking. A little too good-looking, the type of guy who checks himself out whenever he passes a mirror, that type. And WAY too good-looking for that mouf breather ScarHo. I just think she's so fug. Guys this pretty are always trouble.
TRUE DAT!!!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Hahhaha looks like everyone felt the same way I do.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
haha, I saw this on people. Sorry he looks like a douche to me...and I don't find douche attractive. He also has a Scott Peterson, I am a serial killer look to him. No thanks.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I think he's hot and kinda looks like a young Rock Hudson. LOVE a man with dimples. So yeah, I find him attractive therefore he must be a douchebag
Call me Lawson, my OKCupid and Match profiles need updating.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He looks like he cuts down trees for a living. I bet he looks nice in flannel... Very Butch.
and
RYAN REYNOLDS IS NOT PERFECT, DAMMIT, BUT HE IS SESSAY!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Meh. He has nice features and all, but sometimes guys can be TOO good looking. Like arrogant, prick, motherfucker, I-think-my-shit-don't-stick good looking.
Just my opinion. I too bet he's got a small cock.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I saw some pics of him with Kristen Johnson...he looks way better than in this pic. He kind of reminds me of Big...I would definitely hit it.
Oh! I thought this was a serial killer post! I as a freelance investigator/lawyer on CBS/NBC murdeerrrrrr nights, know what a serial killer looks like!
Coma Caca!
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he must be loaded therefore he is attractive?
not my type physically I like thick lips on a man :)
not that my boyfriend has any :(
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
He is very attractive. Rugged, masculine... My type of guy.
He looks like he could take a dick sideways in each nostril..
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:25pm.
If Johanssen is boning him then you know he's a closet serial killer or something. She has just God-awful taste in men.
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'Cept Ryan Reynolds.
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Sure, if you like a guy whose eyes are so close together, he resembles a feisty sand flea!
*thinks maybe it's time to scamper out of thread*
Ryan Reynolds always reminds me of an opossum with those tiny, beady, close-set eyes. His head is tragic.
He set off my Douche-O- Meter. He probably screams his own name when he cums...ditto with the serial killer vibe.
He looks like one person from the bridge of his nose up and another one from the bridge down. Kinda photoshopped looking, as though someone chopped off the top of his head and dropped in the top of someone else's.
His tumblr is meticulously designed to make him look like a douche who fucks damaged women. Which I'll bet he has.
Submitted by ben_dover on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:24pm.
http://www.tylershields.com/2012/02/01/aj-mclean-6/
^^^^^^^^
That has got to be one of the ugliest, grossest motherfuckers ever. Dear GOD!
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Is the tumblr supposed to make him come off as an artiste?
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:25pm.
If Johanssen is boning him then you know he's a closet serial killer or something. She has just God-awful taste in men.
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'Cept Ryan Reynolds.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Sure, if you like a guy whose eyes are so close together, he resembles a feisty sand flea!
*thinks maybe it's time to scamper out of thread*
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his nostrils seem less than virginal, and are leaning to the left, while his thin lips and grinding jaw are slightly leaning to the right.
and those brows could use a wax. no?
he does get props for Superman hair product.
overall, not my type. he looks a bit cokey, self-centered and cruel
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Is that a mug shot? Cuz it looks like the dude just arrested after exposing himself to others on the subway.
LOL@Heroic Cupcakes International Male catalog reference!
He's definitely very good-looking. A little too good-looking, the type of guy who checks himself out whenever he passes a mirror, that type. And WAY too good-looking for that mouf breather ScarHo. I just think she's so fug. Guys this pretty are always trouble.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:25pm.
If Johanssen is boning him then you know he's a closet serial killer or something. She has just God-awful taste in men.
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'Cept Ryan Reynolds.
He has Superman hair.
Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:24pm.
lol...wtf kind of drawers are those O_o
I'm with M.E. on this one.
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I bet he has a small peen.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
If Johanssen is boning him then you know he's a closet serial killer or something. She has just God-awful taste in men.
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That's the kind of man you fuck with the lights on.
Ew. You just know he wears those weird sperm decimating panties from the International Male catalog, the kind with the straps going every which way and random bits of ballsack are popping out of every crevice, and a huge uncut penis head molded into the dick cup.
Nah. Not attractive to me.
http://www.tylershields.com/2012/02/01/aj-mclean-6/
and he should take his bride with him
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Nate Nail'er Great porn name.
Whatever this beauty is totally escapes me. Next..
If he wants to make himself happen you release professional pics! Not your mugshot!
artsy fartsy ny type - hate them.
He makes Ryan Reynolds look like he has crossed eyes and buck teeth.
he's aiiiiiiiiiight
I have all kinds of issues with that name.
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way better looking than sean penn, that's for sure.
WELL WELL WELL!
WELL WELL WELL!
WELL WELL WELL!
AREN'T YOU THE CAT'S PAJAMY JAM JAMS!!!????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.