Thursday, February 2nd 2012
Kristen Stewart's True Love Affair With The Paparazzi Continues
Remember when Kristen Stewart got a whole lot of shit thrown at her face for basically saying that she feels like someone needs to hand her a rape kit after the paparazzi takes her picture? Well, she continued to whisper sweet nothings into the faces of the paparazzi in Paris recently. After the human version of a skater boy's scab signed a bunch of autographs, she turned to her soulmates the paparazzi and told them to freeze to death (at the 0:42 mark). That was an early Valentine's Day gift from KStew to the paps. You know, if the paparazzi took a few steps back until they reached Eastern Europe, they could freeze to death! That Kristen. So fucking topical.
(Thanks Robin)
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She seems nice to her fans. Can't blame her for hating the paparazzi, really.
It's no joke about that cold shit.
This is the coldest I have EVER been, and creeks and rivers are iced over that I've never seen iced over before.
I am not surprised that people are dying of it, I've felt close to it myself. The heating in my house sucks ass.
Luckily I have an electric blanket. Went out to try to find another one for my office chair, but none to be had in all the land.
I don't give a fuck about KStew, just had to tell you skanks about the weather here. Worst. Ever.
Those Mayans might have been right about 2012. Just sayin'.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
That was a pretty weak protest on her part to be honest.
It's nice to see that she at least was cordial to the fans.
I doubt KStew will ever go away. She seems to have the connections to stay on demand for some reason.
I haven't seen anything she was in besides that Joan Jet movie and I thought she was just there. The movie itself wasn't very compelling, despite the subject, so what the hell? Who knows? She just seems so vacant all the time when in character and apparently out of character too.
Not to spoil a good Fuck Kristen fest, but I think she's telling the fans "Don't freeze to death."
I am on team "kill a paparazzi-maggot, make the world a better place".
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I love stories like this. Especially when I have to look up the name. The only people who still recognize this chick are the twitards. She should be handing out engraved "Thank you" cards to the paps for keeping her relevant.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Why would anyone with that amount of money AND dating Kpat look so fucking miserable all the time. Her and avril should hook up have babies and go die in the middle of the ocean somewhere.
On the rag again....feels so good be on the rag again........
Submitted by sarahjane on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 8:24am.
They killed Diana.
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Er, no, her drunk driver did. Just like Kristen Stewart she knew what she was getting herself into when she chose the things she did in life. Marry the most famous prince in the world, you're going to have the world interested in you. Even if it was she who instructed her driver to drive at the speeds they were going, I would throw hate at her for it. They could have killed other people that night.
It sucks she died, but blaming the paparazzi for it is asinine.
And Kristen Stewart can suck it. I've seen several other films she's been in and bitch has no talent and has a constant derp look on her face.
Eat shit, bitch and appreciate the life you chose for yourself.
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Cry me a fuckin' river, KStew. Your wooden acting almost deserves the attention of a half-retarded 6 year old. Now get your ungrateful butch ass back in that fancy-as-fuck french hotel, eat some badass michelin-star food, and shut the hell up, hunneh.
well at least she stopped for autographs and pix
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Submitted by sarahjane on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 8:24am
If it weren't for the news companies and magazines that pay outragous amounts of money for a picture of Lohan's vag and other embarassing pictures, then the paps wouldn't be as annoying as they are. You think I wouldn't snap a few pictures if I knew I could get $10,000 or more for each snap?
And why do these rags pay so much for this? Because of the intense interest people have for Hollywood stars.
Who really cares of Aniston is trying for a kid? Who cares if Brad ever marries Angelina? Why do we need to know who is dating who in Hollywood?
If the public would ease off on this crap and stop buying publications like The Sun & The Enquirer, then there would be a whole lot less people choosing a career in star pictures.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Are her 15 minutes of fame up yet?
NEXT!
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America.. fuck yeah!
I give her credit for signing autographs and taking pictures with fans, but she just looks like a miserable child. Your life can't be that bad when you running in and out of fancy Paris hotels and restaurants.
I like KStew for some unknowable reason - probably just because she did a good job in the Runaways movie and I like the way she dresses. Isn't that a good enough reason.
Can't stand this Twilight crap - saw the first one on a dare, couldn't get through the second, but I like KStew.
She's nice to fans and tells the papps to fuck off. Good for her. Papps are just a bunch of parasites that make money invading people's space and privacy. They have no souls, no talent of their own, so they have to suck it out of others to live. They are, in fact, VAMPIRES.
They killed Diana. They'll kill anyone if it means they get the blood they need to survive. Fuck the vampires. I HATE vampires.
Fuck the papps and good for Kristin.
I know even less about Hunger Games than I do about Twilight, but I really can't wait for it to get to theaters and make everyone forget about Twilight. If only because the lead heroine doesn't seem to be a cardboard cutout of Emily the Strange who makes June Cleaver look like Gloria Steinem.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I'm usually the first person to moan and groan when I see this one on a magazine cover or on a talk show, but I really don't get why everyone is being so critical of her? The paparazzi are a bunch of creepy middle age men chasing her around. Big deal. I'd tell them to fuck off too. I actually have a little more respect for her after seeing how nice she was with the fans. A lot of celebs would'nt have given those kids the time of day. Kudos to her.
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*sigh* Rich peoples problems.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I wish she was talented, then the bitchery would be amusing.
Uh, they were just taking pictures. Nothing even remotely aggressive. You want them to freeze to death for that? C'mon. That was nothing.
I think I might possibly like her a bit more now
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Nah.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Shit happen but it does not mean we start irratating that person, this sorta incident can be happened with any one, i dont understand why we dont think while putting our feet in that shoe: dont know what else to say, but one of my friend from hosting industry was getting irritating on all this shit....
What bugs me about her is that she acts as if Twilight was a little indie movie that went global and now she's trapped like a fly in amber.
Twilight was already a massively popular book series and the films were clearly going to be a huge global franchise, so bitch shut the fuck up.
Well I watched this scene again and I am a certain way and I would have kicked the bully security guard in his nutsack if I were Stewart. She is paying him! Terrible. Kristen get new people. What the hell. No need for such over bearing behavior. She wanted to engage a minute. Her security were absolute assholes.
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Generally ignore Twilight but this trip to the Rue de Rivoli was very nice.
Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Where in the world are those handlers rushing her boring ass to? The last part of the video they disappear into the back room of that building. What was that place, a restaurant? The strange world of the Hollywood actor/puppets...
Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 1:01am.
My theory is it's her way of trying to keep her imaginary street cred despite being in the least edgy movies imaginable.
After all, she obviously wanted to be in the Twishite movies since she went for the role. But at the same time, she's got this insufferable "I'm so cool and disaffected" image that wouldn't allow her to be part of anything so popular, sanitized and uncool.
So she publicly tries to distance herself from the tween porn movies while still reaping lots of money for them.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I so bet that it wasn't her PR team that revealed her hotel location. These stalkerazzi just hunted her down. Animals.
I am fascinated by how rich such an average (and I don't mean that in a bad way) person can get. She's of average/slightly above-average looks. She doesn't have a huge range, yet she got a part in a movie that happened to blow up and she makes so much g.d. money that she could eat sushi off of a naked Gary Busey if she wants to. She could easily bribe him with a wad of cash, pocket change, fly his ass in on a private plane, and eat sushi right off of him, then smoke a big old bowl in her dirty black jeans and white t-shirt. And stinky tennies.
Absolutely fascinating.
I like Kristen, and she always seems to be nice to the people who made her famous, i.e the twitards. Who gives a fuck about the papparazzi? And really, if you freeze to death while waiting to take pictures of someone... you pretty much deserve it.
hm... soul crushing office job and struggling to make ends meet or being harassed by paparazzi and running home to my millions? i'll take the latter.
I loooove her because she is batshit, ok? Fuck the paps they are vermin and if girlfriend never acts again she still has more money than I DO.
I actually don't get how paparazzi and acting go hand in hand. Acting is just a job.
why do you care about the fuckin paparazzi? they killed princess diana! let em freeze!
Charming as ever. What a dumb bitch. I can't wait until her 15 minutes are up for GOOD.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I love this crazy bitch. She is a terrible actress when she's not playing a low-rent stripper, she refuses to do practically anything normal such as bathe, and she actually tells people she dislikes that she hopes they die slowly.
But as for her wishing for this attention in a few years, I doubt it. The girl has like $20 million. She won't need pap attention ever again.
That is not a very nice thing to say to the people who keep her lame ass in the news. It certainly isn't her great acting ability.
I'll remember this when the twilight franchise dries up and is an afterthought and Kristen will cry for the papps to be following her again! We all know this franchise is it for her cause her "acting" skills suck vampire ass.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 8:27pm.
Crap, you're right! Breaking Dawn is 2 movies. It isn't over. Twatbrit will continue her virgin reign of terror.
Face like the back of a bus and the personality of a shrew. Add in her chainsmoking, her admitted disdain for hygiene and her propensity for getting wasted, and you have yourself a real winner that mom will just love.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 8:24pm.
Oh, sadly it's not over. There's one more movie to come.
And once Smeyer has run out of stuff to make into movies, she'll fart out another Twilight spinoff. Maybe a crappy sequel about Jacob and his pedophilic child bride.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Forget KStew, what will happen to the TwatBrit who videoblogged her reactions to the trailers? What will happen to her poor soul now that it's over?!?
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 7:56pm.
...twiggy, hipster vampires with BO...
LMAO
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Her acting is as wooden as a carved Indian outside an old country store however I don't think she was that rude to the paps and she was fairly nice to the fans so I can't hate...
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
*ahem*
Hi Kristy!! Just need to point something out for you.
The 'Twilight' franchise was created solely for, and is consumed solely by, fat chicks with no boyfriends.
The character of 'Bella' was created to be a blank canvas where said fat chicks with no boyfriends (FCWNB hereon) could project their own sad, fat, underdeveloped personalities and imagine that THEY are the ones in relationships with twiggy, hipster vampires with BO.
Now that the little franchise has run it's course, aforementioned FCWNB have no use for you anymore. Sadly for you, acting in real movies, not FCWNB porn, requires the barest minimum talent and at least a few molecules of charisma.
The good news - I understand the application for McDonalds is on-line now!!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 7:38pm.
She seemed cordial to the idiots who like her, and if not that's the only thing that I'd feel like bitching about. I hate everyone in this clip, tbh.
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ITA. I'm not sure half those autograph-seekers even knew who she was. Gray hair and glasses dude was def there to add stuff to his collectibles-for-sale on eBay.
You hate all of the same hookers I hate. God bless your gay soul.
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Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 7:05pm.
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LOL, she already has! She was "Frozen Lisa" in Zathura.
http://k-stewart.net/projectimages/zathura.jpg
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Oh lawd! I'll rephrase that then. Any frozen corpse could out-act Ms. Twihard on any given day. There! Le sigh.
She seemed cordial to the idiots who like her, and if not that's the only thing that I'd feel like bitching about. I hate everyone in this clip, tbh.
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YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
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