Let Us All Pray That Tommy Brady Wins His FOURTH Super Bowl
Multi-millionaire supermodel Gisele Bundchen went to the e-mail room in her $20 million custom built dream mansion and wrote a note to her family and friends asking them to ask the lord above to help her multi-millionaire quarterback husband win his fourth Super Bowl ring on Sunday. The New York Post somehow got a hold of the e-mail (SPOILER ALERT: They prayed for it) and published it on their cover this morning:
My sweet friends and family,This sunday will be a really important day in my husband’s life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl . . .
I feel Tommy really needs our prayer, our support and love at this time.
So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this sunday.
Thank you for your love and support. Love, G :)”
What a selfish bitch. Doesn't Gis know that it's award season? It's God's busiest time of year, even busier than Christmas (side note: Does God call Christmas "Sonmas"?)! God doesn't have time to listen to Gis' family, because he's too busy sending "you're welcome" cards to all the actors and musicians who thanked him in their speeches. Oh, Gis.
But seriously, I would say a prayer for Tommy on Gis' behalf, but I've used up all my prayers today on a much more important matter. I've been praying that if the woman in this NSFW vintage news clip hasn't gotten what she was wishing for, that she gets it soon.
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
• 
I read BRADY got all in the team SUVs, and very expensive ones, not the UGGS boots you claimed he gave them. BTW, am sure they all get a hefty nice paycheck. We will find out tomorrow who's right. Go Pats!!
Ah ah ah!
As if praying could ever do anything for you.
In middle school I prayed and prayed for months that my math teacher would stop harassing me and it sure didn't work.
Awe that's sweet. Go Giants, Go Manning, Go Giants!!
Dear Bitch, Please STFU! You, nor your husband are Tebow and this shit only works for him, you conceited hag! Team ELi/Giants all the way!
*
*
*
IF there's a God, and IF he/she/is is responsive to the prayers of our species, and IF he/she/it even considers having any involvement in this, or any sporting event in the universe, I'M going to pray that he/she/it puts an end to such wastes of money, time, and attention known as professional sports, because none of it does anything beneficial for us or the world around us.
But I'm banking on any God that might exist being far too busy with other matters to soil him/her/itself with such trivial nonsense.
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Bet on the New York Football Giants, sluts. Eli Manning FTW.
_______________________________________________
Never question Bruce Dickinson!
If there is a God,I'm pretty sure he/she/it has WAY better shit to do than help "your" team win the Super Bowl, so get off your knees (unless it's to blow me).
****************************************
"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Don't think she intended to sound like such a stupid bitch. Her brain must have been thinking Portuguese but she wrote English or something like that.
Hahaha! super NOT suler!
*****************
Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
*prays that Tom Brady's team wins the Suler Bowl because they need more money to go on more vacations, Giselle need more shoes, Tom needs a brand new car, they really need to buy a mansion in Hawaii and their baby needs an ultra expensive tree house*
*cries because if Tom doesn't win, then my faith in God will be deeply shaken*
**************************
Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known'as Nightowl!
God, I couldn't give less of a rat's ass about this years Super Bowl. I guess I dislike the Giants the least. But with fucking Vadge as the Half-Time entertainment, and the fact that here in Hong Kong, the game will be on at 7:30am, I think we'll miss it.
God has better things to worry about than Tom Brady's fourth ring.
Geez, did they spend the bonus money already?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
You can't buy happiness, nor can you play football or model for long before your body and looks give out. Too bad we value entertainment more than professions that actually make a difference.
...goes back to catching up on celebrity gossip... ;)
Can't wait to see if he sticks around when her neck starts to look like an old piece of driftwood in a few short years. Maybe he will age badly like Brad Pitt.
Tom Brady is jizzy-whipped. I would have preferred Aaron Rodgers/Packers in the Superbowl but I'll be "praying" for Eli Manning/Giants this weekend.
________________________________________________
"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
supermodel, #1 nfl quarterback, bazillions of dollars, stunning good looks, bazillion dollar mansion .... yep, whatta couple loooozahs, right?
-if you agree, you step right up an get y'self an overdue free diaper change and a spare for when you SHIT YO'SELF BIGTIME on SUNDAYYYYYYYY.
;^D
.....................................................
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
What the fuck is up with his hair? She should be praying she doesn't have a plumbing disaster when he washes all that grease out.
Wait...they're married??? When the fuck did that happen?
**************
You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
I want to start my own all-blooper news station. Just bloopers, all day long.
i cannot stand these two. i cannot stand her horseface. but...i dont give a fuck who she prays to and who she's asking to send good thoughts/vibes/prayers. this wasn't something she did in the public eye - it was private, if she did it at all...has that been proved somewhere? tebow just looks like an idiot when he does that shit on the field. these two didnt do this for attention.
and what is it about this post that makes one "dig" being an atheist? i have several atheist friends. first off, they dont need to find any opportunity to tell people they're atheist (thats your personal fucking business) second, atheists are capable of sending good vibes. and third, they dont ever put down my faith because it makes them look like a total asshole.
Someone inform this cunt that we pray for peace, the end of all hunger, the suffering, and that we may be an instrument of God's will.
------------------------------------------------
Screw you guys, I'm going home!
I cannot believe she has become one of the most famous models in the world looking like THAT. If I didn't know better I'd be like, "Who is that poor ugly girl there?" Would never in a million years cross my mind she could be a supermodel.
And now it turns out she's as stupid and shallow as she is ugly. What a combo.
Out of all the gorgeous women in Brazil, he ends up with this boring ass, overhyped trick. Way to use your prof athlete points.
Bridget must be saying her own prayer of thanks she didn't end up with this ball - less wonder.
I'm more of an NCAA gal myself. (Hook 'em Horns!), but I have to agree with Cuppy and say Go Giants!
GOOOOOOOO GIANTS.
Can't stand Brady or the Pats.
I'll pray they lose. Actually, I won't waste a prayer on the Pats at all.
Submitted by Meatblocks - ... i don't see a jesus, religious or god reference here, just prayer and positive vibe request.
You silly! What is the definition of "prayer" anyway?
[An agnostic non-football fan]
I have not liked her since the whole "Bridgette's baby is 100% my baby because I'm a fugly insecure insufferable psycho bitch" bullshit she spewed in that magazine. With that said, Tom Brady is not hot. He is only slightly above average in the looks department and he looks like a man. She looks exactly like him and even makes him grow his dufus hair out longer. I can't help but to think that that and his fame are the only reasons her self-absorbed ass is even remotely attracted to him.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
call a huge wahhhmbulance because there's an epidemic outbreak of jelly-soaked crybabies. i don't see a jesus, religious or god reference here, just prayer and positive vibe request.
-light the torches!
GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.....................................................
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Dear God,
Why is it that when a plane goes down, it's never carrying the right people?
OK, I'm stepping in here. FTR I can't stand Gisele. Let me get that out of the way.
However, this is a PRIVATE email that someone leaked to the press and was put on the cover of the fucking NY Post. Not cool and a new low for journalism. I can't stand shit like that no matter who it is regarding. No one is asking any of us to do a goddamned thing. Maybe her friends who received this are laughing too, and that's why it was leaked but it doesn't excuse that it was leaked.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:47pm.
For all of the bullshit Brady threw at Tebow for praying SILENTLY, if publicly, his keeper turns around and does this????
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What exactly did Brady say about Tebow? Because I'm a Pats and football fanatic and I didn't hear a thing about it. In fact, in soundbites after the game during the season Brady made a point of finding Tebow and told him they would meet again (meaning the Broncos were playing well and they'd probably see them again in the playoffs, which they did) and that "good things happen to good people". Not seeing the "bullshit" you're talking about.
I know I'm incredibly biased here but I don't get the hatred for Brady. People look at his ridiculous life and just assume the worst over every little thing. Before anyone throws Bridget Moynihan in my face, she admits he didn't know she was preggers when they broke up and he is a HUGE part of that kid's life.
Anyhoo, that's my rant. Carry on.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:19pm.Digging the fuck outta being an atheist right now.
~ THIS! YES! :)
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Take it from a Brazilian - any Brazilian (or Latin American, for that matter) who identifies themselves as a Christian or Catholic is fucking cray cray! (My mom is one...) They do this type of shit all the time. They are scary!!
Thanks, Mom. Your crazy Brazilian Christian-ism made me atheist!!
Digging the fuck outta being an atheist right now.
**************************************
Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:42pm.
I read earlier this week that as a gift for getting to the Super Bowl Tom gave every member of the team a pair of Uggs.
What's the football equivalent of friendly fire?
Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:42pm.
I read earlier this week that as a gift for getting to the Super Bowl Tom gave every member of the team a pair of Uggs.
~ hahahahaha I'm sorry, did you say UGGS?? To the team? o_O
Dumb FCKR has been DOMESTICATED!!!! Too much JIZZ, I'd say LOL!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Bitch, please. These people breathe such rarefied air they must not get enough oxygen to their brains. I wonder which one of her 'sweet friends and family' leaked her e-mail.
HAHAHaHaHaHA that's right bitch pray! cause Eli's comming.
**********************
And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
BUT GUYS!!! GISELE'S TODDLER THINKS STEAMED BROCCOLI IS "DESSERT"!!! SHE'S THE BEST MOTHER SINCE THE DAWN OF HUMANKIND. CUT HER SOME SLACK! SHEESH! *SHE* DESERVES THIS WIN!
Fuck her, she has everything anyone could want and she wants more. Comer merda Giselle!Foda-se.
For all of the bullshit Brady threw at Tebow for praying SILENTLY, if publicly, his keeper turns around and does this????
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
I read earlier this week that as a gift for getting to the Super Bowl Tom gave every member of the team a pair of Uggs.
----------------------------------
"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:29pm.
Being worried about your husband winning the Super Bowl for the 4th time...
#richwhitepeopleproblems
SMDH. I hope Jesus tells her to fuck off
------------------------------------------------
Can i get an AMEN from the choir??!!
------------------------------------------------
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Dear Brazil, Can you take back your horse faced import and
only allow her back to the states in May to run the Derby?
We'll let you have Brady as a gift with purchase. KThnxBai
********************************************
"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I don't get how this is news. Who cares? My mom writes this kind of shit all the time.
What a couple of self-involved assholes. I hate them even more now.
**********
"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Not impressed...lmfao!
******************
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
You know, I don't think Gisele is controlling enough. She needs to work on that.
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:17pm.
Doesn't that usually happen when some high-maintenance famous bitch hooks up with an athlete? Or a band member?
*********
I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
"(side note: Does God call Christmas "Sonmas"?)!"
MK, this, me = ctfu!
Bitch got her husband's back. She knows what's important! Hahahahahah Yeah, let's all pray for this because this is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THE PLANET!! lmfao! Fuck You! :)
Tom's definitely withholding you-know-what the week before the game so, she's *d.e.s.p.e.r.a.d.o* for this to go off without a hitch!! hahahaha Love, G. :D
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Being worried about your husband winning the Super Bowl for the 4th time...
#richwhitepeopleproblems
SMDH. I hope Jesus tells her to fuck off.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Douchechill!